Americans Soundboard Edit

And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed pure west virginia

Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's john wayne rambo marshal dillon

Are you a typical american I think it's important that I should know

But you're an american citizen sure and at one minute after five i'm going to be a very rich american citizen

But your so curious costumes don't be put off by them ma'am under this garb we're perfectly ordinary americans

For real americans

I know americans you see a girl with the type breasts they like and they put her in a fancy car and they buy her some expensive food and then lie about money and then try and take her into a bed

I understand perfectly you american shit

I'm an american honey our names don't mean shit

Kaiser Filthy Americans

Listen real americans

Perhaps it might be better mr president if you were more concerned with the american people than with your image in the history books

Show me an american who can keep his mouth shut and i'll eat him

Still the cowboy americans all alike well this time john wayne does not walk off into the sunset with grace kelly

Tired of years of violence corruption and loss of personal liberty americans go to the polls and overwhelmingly rout the dry forces

We are here to help the vietnamese because inside every gook there is an american trying to get out

We're just good patriotic americans like yourself

Well it's nothing any american with balls of steel wouldn't do for his community

While you americans you are fighting for the biggest nothing in history

Why don't you americans learn from us from our mistakes

Yeah that's true the viet cong were invented by the americans sir

You americans you're all the same always overdressing for the wrong occasions

You give him credit for too much cleverness my impression was he's just another blundering american

You know i've seen americans on the street and in the cinema of course but uh i've never talked to one before

You know my name but who are you just another american who saw too many movies as a child