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A most distinguished scientist whose name we know even in the wilds of transylvania
All those scientists they're all alike! they say they're working for us but what they really want is to rule the world!
And what did the great man of science have to say today more of the usual
Being monitored closely by scientists at all the radiation detection stations
But your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could they didn't stop to think if they should
Fucking men like you built the hydrogen bomb men like you thought it up
I am a scientist not a philosopher!
I bring scientists you bring a rock star
I cannot accept half baked theories that sell newspapers i'm a scientist not an alarmist
I simply don't understand this luddite attitude especially from a scientist
I think they're scientists
I tried warning you before scientists have always been pawns of the military
I'm not listening to you you only believe in science that's probably why we never win
My fellow scientists and neurosurgeons ladies and gentlemen
Our scientists have done things which nobody has ever done before
Place that idiot scientist under arrest!
Well you fellas will have to figure it out you're scientists
What are you a scientist
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science
You think you're so creative you don't know what it's like to really create something to create a life to feel it growing inside you all you know how to create is death and destruction

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