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Mouse - Fonejacker

Mouse - Fonejacker

The Mouse is a smart rodent who requires the regular help from local services, such as a vet because he's been poisoned after eating some cheese with green powder on it, or an exterminator to take care of a cat that ate his mother, father, brother and his cousin from the country. He is also an Oasis tribute artist playing on northbound platform 4 of Oxford Circus tube station and treats cheese as if it were pornography. At the end of every one of his sketches, he dies or it is implied that he will die. Facejacker / Phonejacker.

Describe some cheese for me please
Give me more, give me more
How much do I owe you?
I don't have a contact number. I'm a mouse!
I don't have a mouse
I don't know
I'm a mouse
I'm a muscle mood
I'm not sure
I'm talking about that should be too
I'm the 'cause I messed up on the kitchen floor and I looked in there how to disable it
Or their mouth
Phone four
Thank you
Thank you
Turn around slow down