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Fonejacker is a British comedy programme broadcast on E4 featuring a series of prank calls involving a number of different characters performed by British Iranian television actor Kayvan Novak. Featuring Mr Doovdé, George Agdgdgwngo, Mr Miggins, Brian Badonde, Donald Donaldson, Terry Tibbs, The Mouse and Jafool.

A photocopy of your passport would suffice.
Are you aware of the tragic plight of the wrinkle sack?
Are you George Clooney van?
Are you sure?
Batiks brick bright batiks
Big angry to calm down, take picture in real time.
Blah blah blah.
Blair and Butter have firmware in Baker Street, please.
Boo Boo Boo Bri Bri Bri Brittany punky Boo. Bradley bonde bootable.
Boo Boo have remember Barling Barber?
Boo, what's your name?
Bra bra bra
Bra, oh.
Brian, but Don T.
Brittany proper.
But here I'm beuter near me, but I've been watching you. But I think you're Berry Berry back. See, but I'd really like to get to know you a bit better, but you say?
But I need to take my budget creation.
But it's all about that. I went blank all of a sudden. It's oppression you're putting me under with you are uncomfortable silences.
But not really Electro balls in my bars.
But this is totally innocent.
But you're doing better.
By her
Call me Brian.
Call me towey so it types.
Carling Black paper.
Congratulations, are you have won a free cash price?
Could I ask you a few questions about your oven gloves?
Could I ask you a few questions about your personal hygiene?
Could I ask you a few questions about your toaster?
Could I get a photocopy of your foot?
Describe some cheese for me please.
Do they?
Do you have a moment to talk about your love life?
Do you have your bank account details, any bar?
Do you like balls when your birth?
Do you like omelets? Automaker go one.
Do you send the look at it if?
Do you service?
Every quarter eagle.
Everybody wants upgradings
Further their mouth.
Gimme more! Gimme more! Gimme more!
Good afternoon Sir. My name is Mike. I'm calling from dip your cock in treacle and waving at a trap. Network analysis incorporated.
Good evening ma'am. My name is Mike. I'm calling from dip your balls in soy and fry them in a walk. IT solutions incorporated.
Good evening ma'am. My name is Mike. I'm calling from walking to the library and fart as loudly as you can't communications PLC.
Good evening Sir. My name is Mike. I'm calling from roll your cock and fellow and served as a main IT solutions incorporated.
Good morning, Madame.
Google runs slow down.
Great OK, it's www.wrapyoursisters, head in Clingfilm and see if she can breathe. Environmental
Hang about, I'm gonna buy your seller.
Have you got a pen?
He like the big but things like the jailings.
Heard, you know, heard Sky Hood book Hood you know this.
Hello I was wondering if you would be interested in upgrading your iPhone is do the new iPhone is better than your current iPhone Ings?
Hello yes.
Hello, I'm calling from mobile network upgradings.
Hello, I'm the best controller.
Hello, my name is Mike. I'm calling from tweak your mom by your nipples and tell her that you love her Wildlife awareness limited.
Hello, yes, I'd like to make a complaint please.
High 5 wooden ladders in my family for 42 years.
How many US? But does it have?
How much for a logo?
How you doing?
I beg your pardon. I'm extremely intelligent.
I don't have a contact number on my mouse.
I don't have a loan.
I don't know.
I got a good job for you. You come my restaurant. I chop, chop up packing back over from.
I looked down and she's got power poles. I couldn't fucking believe it.
I resent this accusation, Sir.
I thought maybe you like in spankings and want to spankings you with 30 inch ruler rings.
I want to take you back to mine and get nasty things.
I wanted to check some prices for your duved.
I wanted to check some prices for your purse.
I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions about the tragic plight of the wrinkle ball sack.
I'll tell you what your fucking mapping and I'm not talking about Mickey Mouse.
I'm a lawyer, well below is a writer. Well, yeah, I'm a lawyer. Well, a lawyer who the writer well do the filmmaker Barber scriptable data web sort of descripti kind of filmmaker doesn't match eith...
I'm a mouse.
I'm afraid that's none of your business.
I'm calling from Internet relationship. Providing would ask, are you in a relationship at the moment?
I'm calling from Internet service Providing's would you be interested in switching or providing's to a provider that provides a better service over Internet providing the new current providing prov...
I'm calling to ask if you itching to upgrade your grade to a greater desire than your current grading.
I'm not even at Saint Man. I'm over Nas kind of guy.
I'm not joking.
I'm not saying that for them.
I'm on mobile. I'm amassing mood.
I'm sorry I'm not understanding any of this year. You're talking absolute gibberish.
I'm talking about the submittal.
I'm the master from the kitchen floor and I need to learn how to disable it.
I'm up settings.
In six times faster things maybe 8 times for settings.
IPhone 4.
IPod 6 pound.
Is it ready for the hood?
Is there a time when it maybe I could call you back?
It is a lot of mourners.
It's 42 megabyte Ings.
It's free apart from the one of payment of 182 pounds and then continuing the 42 monthly payments of 18 pounds 70.
It's got nothing to do with me. Talk to the Russians.
It's the best iPhone things in the whole world.
It's very simple.
It's www.brylcreem your nasal hair and set your dad on
Italian fireplace talk to me.
Let me check with you.
Let's do that.
Listen here.
Listen, I got a guy is in Siberia.
Look at Palmer.
Look at that if.
My God, you have a sexy voice. I'm going to show you some you gonna love in.
My name is CC Wang.
My name is George Agdgdgwngo
My name is Mike. I'm calling from you've got huge bazooms and I'd like to put my head between the Mighty Solutions Incorporated.
No, oh.
No, you won't.
Now I just want to pay you the money is my damn it will stop the bleeding in my heart.
Now I know that I know I'm onto you.
Now I'm actually ahead of the Residents Committee.
Now you want my DVD.
Now, how does that tickle your fancy, Madame?
Now, why does he?
Oh good.
OK, it's www.tie across onto your head and tap step something 30s
Our best alisa. I'm calling from your bank.
Party pooper
Play my shyt with chopsticks.
Polar bears are bare.
Press it, spray bar, pray, pray Pam put on TB play we where Bran pay pay but Dante.
Press this is Brian, but don't do.
Pretty pair.
Rapidly approaching my Tyler.
Ring any bells?
Seduce me
Sell me
So you want my DVD or not?
Sorry I suffer from Bratz.
Sunday is no need to use that kind of language.
Talk to me.
Thank you goodnight much love.
Thank you.
That's about bring you back to my give you wash, give you six of the best. Send you on your way. You want to think about it.
That's nice
That's right, yes.
Their sound bass.
They just paying me. I just doing jobs. Have to finding you and you know asking you questions and things you wanting to do deal or what.
This who's paying you please?
To the author.
Ugly punk
USSA yet.
Well you will very ugly.
Well, are there.
Well, basically I just require some personal details from you and then we can add the why you so mourners directly.
Well, I'll be taking matters further. Thank you.
Well, it's a very stupid neighbors and did a stupid name was stupid person who is Zoe ugly.
Well, there you go. Then you you see you admitted it.
Well, you should know that.
What about down grading?
What about large?
What about the gift?
What about the Post 3?
What about the sort code?
What about your account number?
What are you wearing at the moment?
What I'm doing is completely legal.
What it comes down to the color you want to address is my foot in your ass PR box up your ass.
What your name?
What's your name, please?
Where did the punk?
Where it is essential for security purposes, Sir.
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
Why the fuck is that?
With how?
Would you Boo?
Would you like it bad, don't you?
Would you like our web address?
Www.stealercaterwaul and put it in a bag. IT solutions
Yeah, you might have come down with film crew and for breakfast tomorrow.
Yes, give me your manager then please.