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A BUGS LIFE 8S bugs stand up
A FEW GOOD MEN 10S punchline
AIRPLANE 8S Steak or fish
AIRPLANE 8S when can we land
ALIENS 4S thatsitmangameovermangameover
ANCHORMAN 20S that escalated quickly
ANCHORMAN 6S ilovescotch
ANCHORMAN RON BURGANDY 12S veryimportant
ANIMAL HOUSE 8S Dont screw around
ANIMAL HOUSE 20S Germans
APOCALYPSE NOW 8S Wrapped too tight for Viet Nam
ARMY OF DARKNESS 4S this is my Boomstick
ARMY OF DARKNESS 8S 1300 AD
BACK TO THE FUTURE This is heavy duty
BACK TO THE FUTURE your father kissed me for the very first time on that dance floor lt was then that I realized that I was going to spend the rest of
BEERFEST 12S Und Becks
BEERFEST 12S Whats a ZJ
BILLY MADISON 8S Peeing your pants
BILLY MADISON 8S shampoo is better
BLAIR WITCH PROJECT Making A Documentary
BLAZING SADDLES Gifted
BLUES BROTHERS If you say no
BRAVEHEART Tell your king
CARS the ferraris
CASABLANCA gin joints
CASTAWAY I have created fire
COMMANDO you're a funny guy sully I like you that's why i'm going to kill you last
COOL HAND LUKE 12S failure to communicate
DAZED & CONFUSED that's what I love about these high school girls man I get older they stay the same age
DIRTY HARRY 6 shots or only 5
DODGEBALL CHEERLEADER
DUDE WHERES MY CAR 12S Whos laughing
DUDE WHERES MY CAR 2M And Then
DUMB & dUMBER John Denver
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH Selling his car 2
FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH U
FIELD OF DREAMS People will come
FINDING NEMO my name is bruce
GHOSTBUSTERS Good eve
GLADIATOR 8S name
GLADIATOR We are free
GODFATHER 6S Dont ever take sides
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM Comedy
GOOD WILL HUNTING Freud
GOODFELLAS 12S 3200 bucks
GREMLINS say you hate washington's birthday or thanksgiving and nobody cares but say you hate christmas everybody makes you feel like you're a leper o
GROUNDHOG DAY chance of departure
GROWNUPS Chemical in the pool
HANGOVER I shouldn be here(1)
HARRY POTTER Patronus charm
HOT SHOTS PART DEUX Missions
ICE AGE If He Poops
INGLORIOUS BASTERDS 2M bingo
INGLORIOUS BASTERDS catchy
INGLORIOUS BASTERDS business
IRON MAN you've been called the da vinci of our time what do you say to that absolutely ridiculous I don't paint
JUNO Go Carol
JURASSIC PARK The pirates dont eat the tourists
KARATE KID Called Crane Technique
KNOCKED UPI bet your not pregnant
LEGALLY BLONDE You're not smart enough
LION KING I could eat a whole zebra
MAD MAX (BEYOND THUNDERDOME) Two men enter.
MEAN GIRLS in girl world halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it
MEATBALLS Wear something brite
MEET THE PARENTS Could you milk me
MONTY PYTHON (HOLY GRAIL) oh king that's very nice how did you get that by exploiting the workers!
MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING Ill kill ya
MY COUSIN VINNY 30S magic
OFFICE SPACE and oh no it's not okay because if they make me if they take my stapler then i'll have to i'll set the building on fire(1)
PEE WEES BIG ADVENTURE things you wouldnt understand
PLATOON we been kicking other people's ***** for so long I figure it's time we got ours kicked
PRINCESS BRIDE 6S let me sumup
PRINCESS BRIDE 10S killed my father
PRINCESS BRIDE bye
PRINCESS BRIDE you can't hurt me westley and I are joined by the bonds of love and sand bloodhounds and you cannot break it not with a thousand swords
PULP FICTION you can walk into a movie theater in amsterdam and buy a beer and I don't mean just like no paper cup i'm talkin' about a glass of beer
RAMBO (FIRST BLOOD) its over johnny
REMEMBER THE TITANS color
REMEMBER THE TITANS Perfect
REVENGE OF THE NERDS Takashi and Booger play poker
ROADHOUSE Trash
ROBIN HOOD PRINCE OF THIEVES 8S christmas
SHORT CIRCUITSurrender the robot
SHREK army
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS billy is not a real transsexual but he thinks he is he tries to be he's tried to be a lot of things I expect
SIXTEEN CANDLES Whats your name
SLAP SHOT 1M Denis explains hockey rules
SLAP SHOT 1M The Syracuse lineup
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE 20S Third Musketeer
SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER 30S Colonel Sanders
SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER 30S Like Sputnik
SPEED Alright pop quiz(1)
STEP BROTHERS Did you touch my drumset
SUPER TROOPERS 20S Shenanigans
TEAM AMERICA Havent seen everything
TED boston women
TED Im guessing
THE BLIND SIDE Big Mike
THE BREAKFAST CLUB Grab wood
THE GODFATHER 8S Someday.
THE LION KING oh yes the past can hurt but the way I see it you can either run from it or learn from it
THE MATRIX i'm trying to free your mind neo but I can only show you the door you are the one that has to walk through it
THE RINGERwantfrieswiththat
THE SIXTH SENSE They Used To Hang People
TITANIC 10S size
TITANICdo you know of dr freud mr ismay his ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to you
TOMMY BOY 10S adecade
TOY STORY 3 have we met
TRADING PLACES pork bellies! I have a hunch something very exciting is going to happen in the pork belly market this morning
TRAINING DAY pine oil
TWILIGHT I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love
UNFORGIVEN 4S killin a man
UNFORGIVEN 4S unarmed man
UNFORGIVEN 4S clearout
VACATION Drove 2460 miles
WALL E ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking we're having a slight malfunction with the autopilot please remain calm
WEDDING CRASHERS 18S wantabicycle
WOLF OF WALL STREET one thing I can promise you even in this market is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners I ask them to judge me on

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