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Ah faithful toilet
Ah raspberry
All my life I've been obese man trapped inside a fat man's body
All this computer hacking is making me thirsty.
And all his wizard friends went straight to Hell for practicing witchcraft
And clean up that mess
And how they are not mere objects with curves that make us crazy. No, they are our wives, they are our daughters, our sisters, our grandmas, our aunts, our neices, and nephews. Well not our newphews.
And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents lisa simpson and ralph wiggum yes of course you are
Another chance to be bad
Apu Nisa Federal
Argh, I'm stuck! Help me!
Argh!
Argh!
Argh!
At least I'm out there trying new things
At the risk of editorialising, these women are guilty and must be dealt with in a harsh and brutal fashion, otherwise their behavior could incite other women, leading to anarchy of biblical proportion
Awalululul uwlaulw wahlwalw heh uh halalululal
Aye caramba
Aye caramba!
Back to the lock with use nisi
Bart, do you want to see my new chainsaw? Oh, sorry, what am I thinking?
Because we're the parents, and you're the children
Beer
Begun to my sect
Bonnie don't steal any bill on time kind of pathetic trucks you take me for
Boy he read my thoughts you've got the shit in in in sterile when I get sued
But not I was funny that was funny yet taken away my dignity like that ha ha ha
Can I throw up in your bathroom?
Come on i dare ya
Cool in the sweet I did with my trademark changes of heart
Cowabunga
D'oh!
Did you tried your best and you failed miserably the lesson is never tried
Did your august rain here chop heart and lungs boiled inori shipstone it tesla screws it sounds good for whitetail deer
Dispatch this is chief wiggum, back in persuit of the rebelling women
Do we have to?
Do we have to?
Do you gotta go shake to do work committee
Doh
Doh ?
Doh, deh, doh dah dih dah
Doh, doh, doh
Doh!
Doh!
Doh!
Doh!
Doh!
Doh!
Doh! Doh!
Don't
Don't have a cow
Don't have a cow dad
Don't lie to me boy
Don't worry
Donut do you have any friends teachers purple stuff inside purple is approved
Doughnuts is there anything they can’t do
Drivers license and drove know how smells in martinsville wig out but not filling the car got crushed in the alamo and can't get home in parkesburg answer courier and just came back from his cock
Dum dee dum dah
Eat my shorts
Eat my shorts
English please that i've never going to england
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders... not me!
Excellent
F elected meals michael stack will be to kill a whole lot here and turn your turn to cinders
Fattening
Frankly I would have expected better from Jimmy the Scumbag
Go ahead water it down tomorrow my shadman and water down his financial go I cannot water no more
Go to bed!
God said to Noah, build yourself an Arky Arky...
Guess who likes you?
Ha ha ha. Scaredy cat
Ha ha, some idiot actually called in
Haha haha
Have a good life
Have you got any greese?
Have you started smoking?
He can't help because biggest I wanna come inside i'll come in god we could have something you picked up boys pep boys killed beverly hills
He start daggers every warehouse clubs night maine med brothers
He wanted truth you want the truth you can't handle the truth
He's an ice cream
Hehehe, hehehe, hehehe, hahaha.
Hello i'm doctor cheeks I do my rounds and i'm a little behind
Hello someone smells thanking maine
Hello, what's your name?
Hello? Hello? Hello-dailodily
Hi I'm Troy McClure
Hi time just a teacher.
Hi trying to party
Hold me. Only if you hold me
Homer laughing
Hot dog
How can you desert your children?
How sweet it is
I am evil homer I am evil homer I am evil homer I am evil homer
I am the thing from Uranus
I can't, I got to take my wife to the ballet
I could do anything if I just put my mind to it
I didn't do it
I don't know
I don't think any of us expected him to say that
I have some real fast disgusting from
I heard your dad went into a restaurant it ain't everything in the restaurant they had to close the restaurant
I I admiral butt head
I know you didn't believe me about the vending machine, that's why I had the fireman write me a note
I roasted a customer how are you did you think so
I see, ESC, CTRL, and PG UP. There doesn't seem to be any any key.
I sell my soul for a donut
I sure like the cut of your gibberish
I think I'll have some wine
I want you did not want you that color truck was full of bile is about himself
I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter
I was more animal than ma
I won, I won!
I'm a Star Wars!
I'm afraid sorry doesn't cut it with this Pope
I'm really, really, really sorry.
I'm the magical man, from happy land!
If it were up to you, all we would ever do is work, and go to church
If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing
If you don't like your job, you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed
In a gum drop house on lollipop lane!
Is punishment for your decision it's company policy to give you the plague
Isn't that the wrong way?
It isn't that groundskeeper willie teaching french then you the cheese eating surrender monkeys
It sure does
It was like that when I got here
It's all yours
It's been 4000 days since my last drink. It was my first, and last, Blackberry Schnapps
It's time for Church!
Itchy and scratchy theme
Just like oscar the grouch
Let's get in a quick nine down at the Pitch 'n' Putt
Look, that kid's got bosoms!
Man this classic compulsive behavior
Man what's gotten into you
Marge Simpson
Margerie please, I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew
Maybe
Me fail English? That's unpossible
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Mmm chocolate
Mmm forbidden doughnut
Mmm, invisible cola
Mmm! Barbecue!
Mmm! Urinal fresh
More, more!
My fee is $175 an hour
My name is Ned
Natural life
No jokes, no taunting
No no fear bring pain
No she won't
Nope
Now it's marge is time to shine
Now let’s burn rubber baby
Oakily doakily doo!
Oh look at me, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, in a gun drop house on lollipop lane!
Oh oh oh
Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Oh, good idea boss
Oh, I don't know
Oh, I'm on a road, looks to be asphalt, trees, shrubs, I'm directly under the earth's sun, now.
Oodily oodily, diddly doddily...
Ooh! floor pie
Overload pleasure overload
Please dad your embarrassing us
Please pay for your purchases and get out and come again
Please push
Police siren
Quiet boy
Really customer you cannot help that winky
Save the week will
Severely share
Sixty four slices of american cheese
Smith is dismembered corpse intent is middle across taj
So
So it feels bad for losing a was wrestling walls back when you are at your mother 's teat
So long dental plan, dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan. Lisa needs braces. Dental plan.
Sorry
Sorry, what am I thinking?
Stupid TV! Be more funny!
Success it's ringing most haven't looking for mister smith is first name waylon ayesha you're looking for a mister smith AJ first name waylon is it listen to me yo when i
Super application
Tennis music this isn't rocket scientists brain surgery
Thank you for coming i'll see you in hell
That I am out of here
That was easy
That would be delightful!
That's a crock
That's good enough for me
That's it, I'm calling my buddies
That's it, you people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to Clown College.
That's my name that name again is mister plow
That's not a knife, that's a spoo
That's the American way
That's what I've been saying. We're all fine the way we are
That's why you're bulletproof vest sanjay it's time for another bank run all right but if I don't make it promise you one sleep with my wife I promised nothing
That's your advice?
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there
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Then grease me up woman!
There are ghost cars all over these highways
There are several fine young man who i'm sure i'm gonna go far ladies and gentlemen the ramones he's been seriously seriously jingles leaves I just like to say this exact your springfield
There's
There's three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!
They can get this car home star saying giant fear
They used nylon drop this time it feels so smooth against my skin almost sensuous
This is all your fault it how can I stay mad at you
This may be hard to believe, but I'm trapped inside two vending machines
Time to stick it to the man
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
To start press any key where is the any key
To start, press any key. Where's the any key?
Tramapoline! Tramapoline!
Um, no
Wait a minute, who is this?
We do?
We don't need a baby sitter
We're done for, we're done diddly done for...
Well Homer, maybe you can take some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy
Well howdillydoodilydoo.
Well la di da mister french man
Well, bye
What a day
What do you think Smithers?
What is that a six barrel holley carb universe if anna brackin takes nothing but my heart left is oh yeah I made that last one up I see
What the hell? Oh, we got a call
What's the deal?
What's the neil that's leprosy for you
When I first arrived but now i've come to love
When I grow up i'm going to bovine university
When will you be home?
Where you going?
Where you going?
Why?
Why?
Wine 'em and dine 'em, bring 'em flowers, write 'em love poetry
Woo hoo!