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Absolutely not
Ah, Gesundheit
All periods will now be called Steves
Basically the whole country's going to look like your first apartment
Big girl, big girl
But hey, better with your brother than some stranger, right?
Did you see Momento?
Don't play coy, you cardigan Jessabelle. I have photographic evidence of you having sexual relations with a Jack-In-The-Box man
Francene, you be very careful out there. We're at terror alert orange.
Have you managed to contact your home planet yet?
Hayley, wake up, I fell asleep. I had a sugar crash, and I didn't do the paper
Help me
Help me!
Hey listen, mom, dad, can I have a dog?
Hey want to come back to my apartment and pet my Schnouser. Okay. And then we can pet this dog
Hey, you think that diploma will land you a better section when you're waitressing at the Olive Garden?
I forgot
I have to study for my term paper
I'm thinking of cutting 3rd Steve, you in? Yeah, as long as I'm back by 4th Steve
It's not as good the second time
Mmm, mmm, dangerous, mmm.
Mr Phillips, may I be excused? I'm having my Steve
No Roger, you cannot borrow the car
Oh dammit, he's going to pee. Nope, just dust
Oh my God
Oh my God, my mom almost caught me throwing up last night... hey my purse
Oh my God, score, score, score, score.
Oh we just signed a contract with Ikea to furnish Iraq
Oh, oh, oh, my God how good are these?
Oh, oh, sorry about that
Oh, you know, I was going to do it yesterday, but I got distracted
Ok I got a little carried away back there
Osama, is that you?
Rigging elections is my bread and butter, Roger
So, if it's a statement, it should always be followed by a Steve
Steve's big boy hair isn't going to come in any faster with you taunting him
Sure you can vote for Shelly Maxwell, if you don't mind voting for a prostitute!
That's my boy
What the..........huh...........stop it your not a lisa loud STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPP.....................Anyways
Which means something might go down somewhere in some way in some point in time, so look sharp!
Yeah, baby