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Home > Savvy Vacuum Salesman Soundboard
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And um
And we close at 6 pm
Buh bye
Excuse me
Good, good day now
Hello
Hello (2)
How may I help you
How would somebody be able to say
I can't be talking like this if it's not about
I don't know what's going on here, I just answered
I'm gonna hang up now because
I'm sorry
I'm sorry you dialed the wrong number
I'm sorry, I can barely hear you
It's rlisted as sv in the phone book
Now how may I help you sir, what seems
Sewing and vacuum
Sir, what seems to be the problem
Sounds like you're on a computer phone
That's impossible
There's some back noise (long)
We are open 9 to 6, mon sat
We are sewing and vacuum
We fix vacuums and sewing machines and we sell
What is your issue
Yeah, you have the wrong number
Yeah, you have the wrong number, ma'am
Yes, you do
Yes, you do
You have a good day
You must have the wrong number
You think this is a recording, huh
You've reached sewing and vacuum (long)
Your agent
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(laugh)
(sigh)

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