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About my fame on the Internet.
All kinds.
All kinds.
All that stuff is matney.
All that stuff is not needed.
And then if they don't run away.
And then.
And you think John read some receipt wrongly to me?
Antique rocking chair
Are you normal?
Are you normal?
Because that's my nature.
But I haven't been practicing at a psychologist for 15 years.
Can handle it.
Do you know anyone that's mentally not Hill?
Do you know what well spelled backwards is?
Does John know that you're calling here?
Don't think so.
Don't think so.
Everything is alright.
Google mystery man.
Gregory Stevens
Having teeth in the mouth and eyes and ears.
He was a ******* *******
Hello Fred.
Hey, you know what well spelled backwards is?
How did you get this number?
How did you get this telephone number?
How do I do that? I don't even touch the phone.
I am a terrific wonderful gentleman.
I can see everything but my eyes.
I do not have an antique rocking chair.
I don't even know who Gregory Stevens is.
I don't get any calls from Predator.
I don't know anything else.
I don't know who that is.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't like diagnosis really. I don't think they'll be fitting of human beings were all different. When you make a diagnosis, you comparing a person to some kind of illusion, some kind of standard...
I don't provide any services.
I don't remember things I'm not interested in.
I don't take it seriously.
I don't understand that.
I don't understand what you just said.
I don't wanna get.
I don't. I really don't use a computer and I don't use one an I don't have a cell phone. I don't use that. I'm pretty old fashion.
I got it that there you go.
I got it that there you go.
I guess it's pretty risky.
I have no idea what your telephone number is.
I I wish we were in Dublin but I I like driving. I drove around, drove through the whole country.
I just looked and I see it's me.
I know him.
I know I've met you.
I know you.
I know.
I know.
I like the simple life.
I never called my house.
I never met John.
I see.
I shouldn't call my own house.
I spent some time at a farming timeshare for about a week now. England and then I went to Ireland for a week.
I was a psychologist.
I'll get back to you.
I'm doing something else right now.
I'm not interested in fame.
I'm retired.
I'm Robert.
I'm telling you, I don't know. I think about him.
I'm the mystery man.
I'm the one that you call that you think of somebody else.
I've met you.
I've never met anyone like that.
If they don't run away.
If you don't, so why do you keep calling me?
Is not to say either.
Is that why you're? What am I doing?
It doesn't make sense at all.
It must be someone else because I've never put any ad on Craigslist.
It's alright.
It's interesting talking to you.
It's just the way I am.
It's me.
It's not Monday or Tuesday.
Let me take a look.
Let's be important you want.
Like you keep calling.
Like you memorize them.
Maybe I can help you get it.
My fame on the Internet.
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Mystery man.
Nice speaking to you.
No, I didn't do anything wrong.
No, I don't know anything like that.
No, I don't think so.
No, what a Gregory Stevens do.
Not interesting to me.
Not the person you think I am.
Oh boy, you love that word.
Oh they would put me away for a long time.
Oh, always.
Oh, he's in business with you.
Oh, I spent the week in the York County 10 days and then I went up to Scotland just below the Loch Ness.
Oh, there you go getting your favorite phrase.
Oh, there you go getting your favorite phrase.
Pattern for this conversation.
People could deceive you.
Personality disorder.
Pet, I mean I got I got an *******
Please leave me a message.
So how can I call it again if I never even called it once? I mean, in order to call it again, I have to call it at least once, right?
So I could know about it.
So I could know about it.
So I'm sure that somewhere you can find, I think, wrapping shop.
So is that what you want?
So is that what you want?
So let me do you want me to talk to John?
So the weather that's weather on the whole planet.
So when my phone rings, I think it's you and Dan. It's me calling.
So wonderful.
Sometimes it gets hard to trust people.
Soundboard give me like the piano, Sir.
Stay in jail.
Tell me.
That are you on drugs or something?
That's alright, that's just better, yeah.
That's correct.
That's what I said.
The accident.
The next day.
The only thing I know what to do.
There's no way for me to call you.
Things change all the time.
This isn't a recording.
Tomorrow of Eastern philosophy. More of a spiritually based psychology.
Transpersonal psychology
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Unknown number.
Very difficult, stressful business to be in.
Very strange.
Well, Fred.
Well, I used to be.
Well, that's a weird man.
Well, what do you want?
Well, you know famous like receiving a lot of love. Some people just can't handle all that love specially when they stop receiving it. That's murder.
What did he do?
What did he do?
What did he do?
What did you want?
What do you like to talk about?
What I didn't understand.
What I don't understand that part.
What is it you want?
What kind of personality?
What number your at? I wish I knew.
What words?
What would he think if he knew you calling me?
What, what is it? How am I acting? What is it?
What? Who is it what?
What's the weather?
Who are you? What do you want?
Who isn't?
Wow, that's wonderful.
Wow, well that's true. Why be normal? That's boring.
Yeah Fred, I've met you.
Yeah, but that's just today tomorrow I won't be.
Yeah, I'm hanging.
Yeah, I'm still here.
Yeah, I've been in Ireland, Scotland.
Yeah, I've seen you.
Yeah, it's very curious. I wonder why you keep on calling here. You must want something.
Yeah, that is he.
Yeah, that's what I say.
Yeah, that's what I've gotta know. It's funny, isn't it?
Yeah, they get very destructive.
Yeah, you like that guy?
Yes I am.
You called me.
You do have a guy never met anyone like that.
You do have a.
You don't have to apologize. You didn't do anything wrong.
You don't need to apologize for making mistake.
You ever notice that?
You found me in the telephone book.
You just made a mistake, that's all.
You keep deposit.
You know your voice is not very clear for some reason.
You know, it's like poetry after I hear it for awhile from you.
You know, it's like poetry after I hear it for awhile from you.
You like that word? That's what are your favorite words is men.
You live in red in the condos at Red Hill Green.
You make money.
You mean I might just do it mentally?
You must want something to call so much.
You say the same things over and over.
You sound like a machine.