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About-an-hour-from-there
About-an-hour-from-there
Am-i-getting-through-to-you
Am-i-getting-through-to-you
Anyway-to-the-business-athand
Anyway-to-the-business-athand
Are-you-working
Are-you-working
Awww
Awww
Bread
Bread
Bullshit
Bullshit
Business-associate
Business-associate
Cheap-prick
Cheap-prick
Come-back-everyday
Come-back-everyday
Cough
Cough
Cough2
Cough2
Do-you-realize-that
Do-you-realize-that
Don't-mind-if-i-light-up
Don't-mind-if-i-light-up
Drink-myself-to-death
Drink-myself-to-death
Eggs
Eggs
Excuse-me-hi
Excuse-me-hi
Flowers
Flowers
Four-weeks
Four-weeks
Frank
Frank
Freakout
Freakout
Freakout2
Freakout2
Freakout3
Freakout3
Fuck-long
Fuck-long
Fuck-loud
Fuck-loud
Fuck-you
Fuck-you
Fucking-greasehole
Fucking-greasehole
Georgia
Georgia
Goddamn-contract
Goddamn-contract
Goodnight
Goodnight
Gotta-take-a-piss
Gotta-take-a-piss
Great-ass
Great-ass
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Have-anything-for-less
Hello
Hello
Hey-i'm-a-vampire
Hey-i'm-a-vampire
Hi
Hi
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Hope-you-have-something-for-me
Hope-you're-not-still-mad
Hope-you're-not-still-mad
How-did-you-get-my-number
How-did-you-get-my-number
How-much
How-much
I-am-back
I-am-back
I-cant-hear-you
I-cant-hear-you
I-didn't-mean-to-hurt-you
I-didn't-mean-to-hurt-you
I-dont-remember
I-dont-remember
I-find-it-relaxes-me
I-find-it-relaxes-me
I-guess-i-was-horny
I-guess-i-was-horny
I-knock-things-over-and-throw-up
I-knock-things-over-and-throw-up
I-know-that's-not-true
I-know-that's-not-true
I-know-you're-a-hooker
I-know-you're-a-hooker
I-understand
I-understand
I-wonder-if-youll-take-250-dollars-to-fuck-me
I-wonder-if-youll-take-250-dollars-to-fuck-me
I'm-a-vampire
I'm-a-vampire
I'm-gonna-miss-you
I'm-gonna-miss-you
I'm-in-the-middle-of-a-homicide-investigation
I'm-in-the-middle-of-a-homicide-investigation
I'm-not-good-at-being-a-dad
I'm-not-good-at-being-a-dad
I'm-not-much-good-in-the-sack
I'm-not-much-good-in-the-sack
I'm-omw
I'm-omw
I'm-peter-loew
I'm-peter-loew
Idc-about-any-of-that
Idc-about-any-of-that
Iguanas
Iguanas
Ill-do-it
Ill-do-it
Im-a-drunk
Im-a-drunk
Im-a-lieutenant-in-the-police-department
Im-a-lieutenant-in-the-police-department
Im-like-a-prickly-pear
Im-like-a-prickly-pear
Is-that-really-what-you-want-to-ask
Is-that-really-what-you-want-to-ask
It-never-just-goes-away
It-never-just-goes-away
Jeez
Jeez
Las-vegas
Las-vegas
Laugh
Laugh
Let-me-talk-to-him
Let-me-talk-to-him
Mortal-combat-with-bat
Mortal-combat-with-bat
No
No
No-im-not-going-anywhere
No-im-not-going-anywhere
No-no-no
No-no-no
No-way-for-a-young-lady-to-behave
No-way-for-a-young-lady-to-behave
No(loud)
No(loud)
Not-concerned
Not-concerned
Not-the-bees
Not-the-bees
Of-course
Of-course
Oh-god
Oh-god
Omg
Omg
One-last-thing
One-last-thing
Ought-to-fuck
Ought-to-fuck
Peter-loew(muffled)
Peter-loew(muffled)
Pissed-blood
Pissed-blood
Run-out-of-booze
Run-out-of-booze
Sexy
Sexy
Shame-on-you
Shame-on-you
Singing
Singing
Singing2
Singing2
Someones-trying-to-kill-me
Someones-trying-to-kill-me
Sounds ok-ok-fuck
Sounds ok-ok-fuck
That-was-wrong-what-you-did
That-was-wrong-what-you-did
Thats-all-you-have-to-do
Thats-all-you-have-to-do
Thats-pretty-funny
Thats-pretty-funny
This-is-peter-loew
This-is-peter-loew
Too-late
Too-late
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Wait-one-second
Want-to-have-dinner-with-me
Want-to-have-dinner-with-me
Want-you-to-be-here
Want-you-to-be-here
We-don't-hit-women-down-south
We-don't-hit-women-down-south
What
What
What-am-i-a-fucking-retard-man-am-i-a-fucking-retard
What-am-i-a-fucking-retard-man-am-i-a-fucking-retard
What-are-you-doing-in-my-house
What-are-you-doing-in-my-house
What-are-you-waiting-for
What-are-you-waiting-for
What-do-you-say-we-cut-the-chit-chat-a-hole
What-do-you-say-we-cut-the-chit-chat-a-hole
Where-is-that-little-c
Where-is-that-little-c
Where-the-fuck-is-he
Where-the-fuck-is-he
Where-the-hell-were-you
Where-the-hell-were-you
Wheres-the-money
Wheres-the-money
Why
Why
Why-am-i-drunk
Why-am-i-drunk
Why2
Why2
Wow
Wow
Yeah
Yeah
Yes
Yes
Yes2
Yes2
You-bet-i-do
You-bet-i-do
You-can-never-ask-me-to-stop-drinking
You-can-never-ask-me-to-stop-drinking
You-don't-have-a-lucky-crack-pipe
You-don't-have-a-lucky-crack-pipe
You-owe-me-15000
You-owe-me-15000
You're-reason-countrys-down-drain
You're-reason-countrys-down-drain
1
1
2
2
3
3
5
5
6
6
10-19-86
10-19-86
250-dollars-to-fuck
250-dollars-to-fuck