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Con Air Movie Soundboard

Con Air Movie Soundboard

Con Air Movie Soundboard. Con Air is a 1997 American action thriller film directed by Simon West and starring Nicolas Cage, John Cusack and John Malkovich. Written by Scott Rosenberg and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, the film centers on a prison break aboard a Justice Prisoner and Alien Transportation System aircraft, nicknamed "con air". The film received mixed reviews, though the cast and action sequences were praised.

And if you say word about this over the radio, the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse.
Cyrus is a poster child for the criminally insane.
Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
Do you fly Johnny no? You keep that in mind when you look at her, because if your Dick jumps out of your pants, you jump out of this plane.
Easy open up. And it smelled like someone shit in your mouth told me you loved me.
Funny fucker, aren't you?
Gilbert one you are not cleared for takeoff and nobody on this deck craft gives a flying fuck. Get it flying fuck. Here all week.
He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliche mother held him too much or not enough last pick. Had kickball late night, sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause...
His name is Cyrus Grissom, AKA Cyrus. The virus, 39 years old, 25 of them spent in our institution. But he's better himself inside earn 2 degrees including his Juris Dr. He also killed 11 fellow in...
I can't allow that. You know what? I am ugly all day.
I don't know how to tell you this Cyrus, but we are three white guys short. What are they saying that minics we be fucked?
I said Put the Bunny back in the box.
I was just admiring your cage. Fits you pretty good.
It's pretty clever hunt bitch. No, that's clever.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have the only gun on board. Welcome to con air.
Make a move in the Bunny gets it.
My wife and I will have our margaritas on the yacht.
Nathan Jones, AKA Diamond Dog, former General of the black guerrillas. He blew up a meeting of the National Rifle Association saying and I quote they represented the bassist negativity of the white...
Oh, nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the air flame.
One girl I drove through three states wearing her head at a hat.
Pinball Parker on Rob arsonist, dope fiend I'm alpha nice guy just got caught.
Sorry boss, but there's only two men I trust. One of them is me, the others, not you.
Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful. This this is fucking spectacular.
That skinny little man butchered 30 something people up and down the eastern seaboard. They say the way he killed those people makes the Manson family look like the Partridge family.
That's William Bedford AKA Billy Bedlam Mass murderer, the same. He caught his wife in bed with another man, left her alone, drove 4 towns over to his wife's family's house, killed her parents, her...
The degree of civilization in this society can be judged by observing its prisoners dose. Jeske said that after doing a little time fuck you, Cyrus Grissom said that after putting a bullet in my ag...
Then if you so much as passes gas in my direction, it offends my delicate nasal passages. Your testicles will become my personal property.
Welcome to con air.
Yeah, you know what the fuck that means you're most fucking on this plane.
You can't trust the South American drug Lord. Who can you trust, huh?
You just stay here and don't panic. It's easy for you to say you don't got to take a piss.
You mean that dirty crackhead shit? Did you mean that gun? Hell yes, I meant it.

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