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Home > Sam Puckett - iCarly -...
Ah, didn't count.
All right.
An alien from Mars, Venus.
And needs gravy.
And stop.
And the options are old guy with false teeth versus surfer dude.
And this isn't even the weirdest segment.
Are you OK, Carly?
Are you sure?
Attack like ham.
Awesome chopper.
Awesome chopping.
Awesome painting.
Awesome painting.
Become one with the meat.
Better than the one of Freddy choking on cheese and hyperventilating.
Bill gross.
Bring it on.
But it's all sorted right?
But it's harmless, right?
Bye, Neville.
Call me this good meat.
Chick rescued.
Come on you guys. I'm getting hungry.
Come on, show's over.
Cut that out.
Definitely the old guy with the jittery teeth.
Did the show go out?
Do you know how irritating you are?
Don't be ridiculous, Spencer.
Don't stop now.
Don't take it personally.
Doo Doo Doo Freddy.
Embrace the pastrami.
Excellent shopping.
Fine chopper.
Focus like a salami.
For Edward.
Freddie, what do we pay for around here?
Freddy's a nub.
Freddy's asleep.
Fredward dockmaster.
Frog in custody.
Get your hand off.
God's got the flu doodles.
Good job, I'm hungry.
Good shop.
Have you seconds left?
He started it.
Hello Mr chick.
Hey, that's not yours.
Hey, we didn't do anything.
Hi, Carly is trash. I hate it.
Hmm, could use more salt.
Hold it. We're done.
I admit the server is hottish, well, kind of lukewarm, but he doesn't have the shock factor.
I am very confused.
I can't believe we did it.
I didn't say anything.
I dig that upside down girl the way she plays guitar.
I do.
I don't remember that pretty where Spencer's video.
I felt sorry for Neva.
I hope it's galinis pie under here.
I second that.
I think we'd have remembered an alien superfruit.
I'll get you fredward.
ICarly is toast.
Is that your cool sign to the other geeks, freaks and nerds?
It looks good there.
It's magnetic.
It's nearly over.
It's over.
Just a scratch.
Learn the ways of beef.
Lucky Neville Garden has a sand pit.
Mary sniff, miss.
Maybe we'll get lucky. Maybe a barrel eat him.
Me too. Are you being chased through school by a giant ham sandwich?
Missed it.
Missed one?
More like a nightmare.
My brain hurts.
Nice catch.
Nice choice.
Nice hit.
Nice swat.
Nicely chosen.
Nicely picked.
No one saw that.
No way.
No way. That show is flawless.
Not bad shopping.
Not long left now.
Not quite.
Not the pie.
Not the robots.
Nothing like a good breakfast.
Now you're learning.
Oh, that's great.
OK, checklist.
OK, get ready.
OK, it's gone.
OK, OK, we'll stop.
OK, that's just me then.
Our show how.
Perfect shot.
Pork chopping.
Precious pie.
Professor Rue the day.
Protect the ice cream.
Reasonable chopper.
Rubot warning.
See you, Sam. Sam.
So what was your dream, Carly?
So what's the plan?
Someone should send you to planet Juvera.
Sorry, but that smells.
Struck like calamari?
Sweet moves.
Taste like wet dog, no wet cat.
Tastes like old sock.
Thanks, Spencer.
That chick's safe.
That decides.
That first one didn't count.
That kind of gives me the creeps.
That show was on fire.
That's right. Or is it?
The fredster techno, dude.
There's a frog.
They're taking the pie.
They're toast.
Think like scampi.
Think like the meat.
Think like the pork.
This one looks cool.
Times almost up.
Times nearly up.
Try it.
Uh, master peppermint.
Uh, no.
Unleash your sausage rage.
We could blow torch him out, but then he'd be toast.
We're almost done.
We're almost finished.
We're out of here.
We've got a dancer.
Well, that was real.
Well, you're techno dork. Can't you just do something about?
What's that little weasel up to now?
What's the water?
When he starts to interfere, we find the one thing that is guaranteed to stop him in his tracks.
Whoa there. If Freddy's tracking Neville, who's gonna be cameraman?
Whoa, did you swallow a nerd burger or something?
Whoa. It's all over.
Wow, did you mean to?
Wow, the me dodged you.
Yeah, he's like the geek that keeps on giving.
Yeah, I was paranoid. SIM Sam and SIM Carly were gonna appear any moment.
Yeah, nice.
Yeah, we're going to have to use hammers.
Yeah, what gave you this idea? Did you hit your head on something?
Yeah, where's your voice coming from?
You insult the meat.
You insult the sausages.
You know, something just happened I didn't think was possible.
You lost a pork.
You mean that Jim Neville thing?
You missed.
You really think he'll leave us alone now?
You talk like a vegetarian.
You're chopping is poor.
You're improving.
You're not gonna ruin iCarly again.
You've got a backup, right?
You've lost your older brother.