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But I was, dad. To understand that, you fucking bitch. I was dad.
Every time it was gonna last forever, remember? You fucking bitch ass. Wherever.
I buy it every time. I gotta tell you, I buy it every fucking time.
I don't have a home. I don't have a car. I didn't eat yesterday. I had to borrow these clothes. She took it off. Two years and I need someone for the Primal Scream. But I try not to have an attitud...
I gotta fight the Angel of death and my fucking soul bag crawl out of the grave come out of this shit because I missed you, honey.
I think this outfit says. I think this fashion statement says I'm having a good fucking die.
I thought it was their daughter love. It was the daughter.
Love comes in. My life goes. Come on, come on. Come on. This is land. This is land. Come on.
Put a helmet on that soldier. On it.
Sam kinison
There's a fucking reason. Because a man never broke my fucking heart.
Well, I'm glad you could find your way home, savior.
You are a party fucker. Let's go.