💬 Sam Kinison Soundboard

But I was, dad. To understand that, you fucking bitch. I was dad.

Every time it was gonna last forever, remember? You fucking bitch ass. Wherever.

I buy it every time. I gotta tell you, I buy it every fucking time.

I don't have a home. I don't have a car. I didn't eat yesterday. I had to borrow these clothes. She took it off. Two years and I need someone for the Primal Scream. But I try not to have an attitud...

I gotta fight the Angel of death and my fucking soul bag crawl out of the grave come out of this shit because I missed you, honey.

I think this outfit says. I think this fashion statement says I'm having a good fucking die.

I thought it was their daughter love. It was the daughter.

Love comes in. My life goes. Come on, come on. Come on. This is land. This is land. Come on.

Put a helmet on that soldier. On it.

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There's a fucking reason. Because a man never broke my fucking heart.

Well, I'm glad you could find your way home, savior.

You are a party fucker. Let's go.

Sam Kinison Soundboard
Samuel Burl Kinison was an American stand-up comedian and actor. His comedy was crass observational humor, especially towards women and dating. He appeared on The Tonight Show, Late Night with David Letterman and Saturday Night Live. See also: Louder Than Hell (Sam Kinison album), Atuk, Have You Seen Me Lately?, Jessica Hahn, Back to School, and Beetlejuice.
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