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Home > Yosemite Sam - Loons: Fight...
All right, open this here Acme Crate and let the whirly bird out.
Army hearties. See that little old submarine one of you, climbing there and driving around for a wide angle shot? I'll sit here all high and dry if and you don't mind.
Blow on that horn up there and it'll call a whole heap of savage jungle beasties.
Come on you knee knock and cowards, get a divan.
Cut, freeze. Hold it right there. I can tell you fellas are new to this business. You're going to need a little help if and you want to get through this alive and in one piece, that thing there you...
Get her swinging on that chandelier. Go on, jump.
Get into that there Acme Crate and fetch out the motorbike. Now write them down. You're crazy, varma.
Get to the pointy end of the ship and stand behind Lola.
Get up on out there siege engine and unleash Hades, will you?
God, I said cut. This thing here is a prop. It's a big budget scene where you can earn a lot of star quality. It looks different from the other stuff, don't it? That shows you can recognize when it...
Hold it right there, partner. When your star quality maxes out like that, strange stuffs gonna start happening and you get to be the hero in your own little scene. It starts a mini game and you can...
If, when you stand behind the pool, one of you can summon up Hermes, whoever he was.
It's time for some atmospheric music, so somebody get a pumping on that barrel organ.
Nothing like a band to jolly up the passengers, and you're nothing like a band. Someone get on over there and play something peppy on that violin.
Now here's your motivation. Your camera flirting starfish. You're the hero making your escape. When this here little lifeboat zip. Now the enemy is after you and you gotta get rid of them before yo...
Now this here's your motivation for the scene. You control the machine that all their mothers got sucked into. You get to control the mad bad computer that's flipped out and wants to kill them all....
OK, you're sleepwalking cattle. Climb up on them boxes and get it going along the hair shaft. Get to the middle, swing down and get tippy tapping on that computer. You're going to turn off the alar...
Ooh La La we got some delightful kantang girls for your dancing pleasure. Well, I don't want you get up there and show him some real high kicking now.
Open the door from over here, then watch them special effects roll.
Open them doors.
Over there you can get your carcass into a new costume.
Pop up on the roof and quit your frettin. Just get that rope or swinging.
Pull that lever to release them savage beasts.
Right people, listen up. Every film has got to have an automobile chase. So here's your chance. You guys have got to catch the spy. He's escaping with the secret plan. See, bugs? You listening? You...
Right people, listen up. Every film has got to have an automobile chase. So here's your chance. You guys have got to catch the spy. He's escaping with the secret plan. See, Daffy, you listening? Yo...
Right people, listen up. Every film has got to have an automobile chase. So here's your chance. You guys have got to catch the spy. He's escaping with the secret plan. See, Sylvester, you listening...
Right people, listen up. Every film has got to have an automobile chase. So here's your chance. You guys have got to catch the spy. He's escaping with the secret plan. See, Taz, you listening? You'...
See that wreck stuck in the ice? The shark shooter on it still works, so get up there and use.
See this here harpy statue. Jump on its back and prepare for some mind-blowing special effects. I'm serious.
Someone jumping that pot and take off.
Someone needs to climb up there and work this mining laser. Just aim it and fire any volunteers.
Something wants to come in. Open them doors.
Stand over here and one of you can summon up the supernatural Centauri.
Switch off this here machine to turn off the gravity field.
The boats are armed and they're ready to go, so somebody get on and start a firing.
The cameras are rolling now. Who's smart enough to dive off the top of that waterfall?
The Chariots raring to go boys. Someone climb on board.
The Sass Parilla machines are working. Who wants a tall glass of the good stuff? Drink or slow? It's a little gassy.
The scriptwriters done some last minute changes to this here scene, so who's gonna read it? You play the part and you take your chance if and you want to be a star.
The siege engines are ready to fire, so somebody give her a try.
The space ray is charged up, so someone better get up there and turn it on.
There's a lovely golden statue up there. Someone's got to swing on the vine and jump right over to it.
This dumb laser can't fire itself. Why don't you? Mules is going to have to operate it so.
This here table has magical powers. Jump on top and take it for a spin.
Time for what you call a musical interlude. Someone get on over to that piano and play some peppy on them. Ivory.
We got a herd of the meanest, orneriest bulls we could find, and you're gonna ride them. Move your bull around, but try not to hit any walls or you're out, and you'll make the bull unhappy, too. Wa...
What are you? Get on over here and try on these wings.
Which idiot? I mean, brave soul is gonna fly war. Rocket B, Jax.
Would you expect the musical? Get your dancing shoes on, fellas, and shake your booties pronto. You're the disco diva and lead the dance. Press the right buttons in time to the music and you can me...
You bought a storm the citadel and bashed alone. Brave defender. Hey, how come you get all the fun jobs? You can build ladders on each level by pressing fire. Climb up them without getting hit and ...
You gets to play brave adventurer for this scene. Run around the maze and pick up the crystal skulls and if when you see anything else that moves, whack it to Kingdom come, you. Others are playing ...
You see you all over there. Get up on this here platform and swing over to rescuer if and you got the chops.

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