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Home > Jack Swift - Red Dead...
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A bit of your own medicine.
Ah.
All that widow's patch business quite exhausted my first adventure, but not my first for a swift half.
Alright.
Are you going to enter? To tell you the truth, I think you're the only one I'd even consider up to my calibre. Hopefully we'll meet again in the final and I'll find out.
Ashes to ashes?
At least he went out with a bang.
Boom.
Do you mind?
Evening red milk China. Afraid I've had a little too much to drink. The fine gentleman behind the bar keeps serving a delicious elixir he calls the red eye.
For queen and country.
Getting a bit hot.
Good Lord.
Have some of that.
He was getting dull.
Heavens.
Hello old chap, I really must thank you for getting me out of that spot of bother the other day.
Here they come again.
I can barely keep my hands steady these days, so I think it's time I hung up my holster for good. Maybe take things easier for a while.
I could use a bit of help over here.
I found the scoundrel who locked me up and gave him a lesson in manners that he won't forget for a while.
I had a run in with a very unpleasant fellow by the name of Kelly. Seems to think he's the one to win this competition.
I know the Marquis of Queensbury rules.
I know the Marquis of Queensbury rules.
I know the Marquis of Queensbury rules.
I really can be of assistance if you free me. Shoot the lever.
I saw you Jewel, earlier. You really are quite good. Almost as good as I was in my heyday. But these days, alas, I'm a little too fond of the sauce.
I think a trip to the tailor is in order once all this is over. I've got a few more bullet hills in this suit than is currently fashionable.
I think that makes the point.
I used to play rugby too.
I used to play rugby, you know.
I used to play rugby, you know.
I was just warming up to him.
I'm afraid you lost your edge.
I'm doing fine elbin, just keep those bullets elsewhere.
I'm getting a little banged up here, El chap.
I've seen better days, old chap. The blighters keep shooting me while my back is turned.
If you just shoot the lever on the side of the cage.
Laugh4
Lonely hell.
Look out below.
Never did like the circus.
Never mess with a Sandhurst boy.
Never mess with a Sandhurst boy.
Not to put too fine a point on it.
Now that's not on red. Would you mind keeping these chaps busy while I pick this bloody lock?
Oh oh owl.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Ohh blast.
Ohh my wood that hurts.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Please let me out, I can help.
Professor Perry will be sorry he ever met me.
Red how are you old bean? Haven't seen you around for a while. Are you entering the quick draw competition?
Red, try and keep the bullets away from me, would you?
Red, try and keep the bullets away from me, would you?
Right.
Smashing.
So after I win tomorrow, I think I'll find a nice gal with a big piece of land to my name and spend the rest of my days sipping whiskey and telling lies about my days in the army.
So sorry old man.
Take that.
That chap could use a bit of fresh air.
That should leave a bruise.
That smarts.
That's not healthy.
The pain. Hurts.
Two shot.
Wasn't that easy, don't you know?
Well, I'll prove to him it takes more than some fancy clothes and a silly accent to beat this Old Etonian. I'll look forward to whipping him into shape.
What an extinguished fellow.
What's next for you, dear boy? Going to chase down more nerdy wells, no doubt. Well, I'm going to get me a room at the saloon and get some rest.
Wow, that burns. Owl, owl, owl. Put it out. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Wow, that's smarts.
Wow.
You had a career in politics.
You try that again, you little bugger.
You try that again, you little bugger.
ああ。
ああああ。
ああああ。
はは?
会おう。

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