Ed Helms - Waze GPS Edit

Ah geez, there's an accident reported ahead. Make sure to slow down and stare at it. Just kidding. Don't do that.

Alert

All aboard. We're ready to roll safely, of course. Gotta roll safely. That's how we roll.

All right. You have reached your destination. Is it Wally World? I hope it's Wally World.

And then?

At the roundabout.

Bonus

Breaker 19, we've got a hazard reported ahead over.

Buckle up, sailor. This ship's leaving port.

Click

Click long

Come on, let's blow this popsicle stand. Time to hit the road. Although popsicles are pretty great, maybe take one for the road.

Continue straight.

Everybody in, Let's roll.

Exit left.

Exit right.

In 0.1 miles.

In 0.6 miles.

In 1.5 kilometers.

In 1/4 of a mile.

In 200 meters.

In 400 meters.

In 800 meters.

In half a mile.

In one kilometer.

In one mile.

Keep left.

Keep right.

Knock em dead cowboy. Not literally, of course I know you're not a cowboy. Let's ride.

Let's hit the road, but take it slow. We've got all day.

Let's make a U-turn. Just remember to straighten the wheel out afterwards. You don't want to get caught in a roundabout.

M

Message ticker

Oh man, heavy traffic reported ahead. Well, look on the bright side. It's more time to spend getting to know your passengers.

Ping

Ping2

Police reported ahead. Nothing to worry about, just some fine officers protecting and serving.

Rec end

Rec start

Red light camera ahead and that is not the type of picture you want for the family photo album.

Reminder

Seatbelts on 2 full tanks of gas. Wally World, here we come.

Speed trap up ahead. Good thing where the turtle and not the hair.

Take the 4th exit.

Take the 5th exit.

Take the 6th exit.

Take the 7th exit.

Take the first exit.

Take the second exit.

Take the third exit.

The Griswolds are out of here.

This is your captain, Rusty Griswold. We are cleared for takeoff. Please put your tray table and seat back in the upright and locked position.

TickerPoints

Turn left.

Turn right.