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The Office - Season 5

The Office - Season 5

The Office – Season 5 is a beloved television show that aired in the year 2008. This hilarious mockumentary series takes a comical look into the daily lives of ordinary office employees at Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch. With its unique blend of humor, wit, and relatability, The Office has become a cultural phenomenon.

The cast of The Office – Season 5 is filled with talented actors who bring the characters to life with their incredible performances. Leading the pack is the incomparable Steve Carell as Michael Scott, the socially inept yet lovable regional manager. He is supported by Rainn Wilson as the eccentric and power-hungry Dwight Schrute, and John Krasinski as the charming and witty Jim Halpert. Jenna Fischer portrays the sweet and down-to-earth receptionist Pam Beesly, while B.J. Novak takes on the role of the sarcastic and ambitious temp-turned-salesman Ryan Howard. The ensemble is completed by Mindy Kaling, Ed Helms, Leslie David Baker, Brian Baumgartner, Creed Bratton, Kate Flannery, Angela Kinsey, Phyllis Smith, Oscar Nunez, and Ellie Kemper, who all deliver stellar performances.

Season 5 of The Office showcases some of the most memorable moments in the series' history. From the awkward hilarity of the "Stress Relief" episode, where Dwight sets a staged fire to test his coworker's emergency preparedness, to the unforgettable "Niagara" episode, where Jim and Pam finally tie the knot, every episode continues to captivate fans with its clever writing and brilliant comedic timing.

Whether it's Jim's pranks on Dwight, Michael's cringeworthy attempts at humor, or the priceless one-liners from Creed, The Office – Season 5 consistently delivers laughs and endears itself to audiences worldwide. This season introduces new dynamics with the return of Ryan as a temporary employee, creating a power struggle between him and Michael that unfolds throughout the season.

If you're a fan of The Office, you can relive all these hilarious moments by playing and downloading the sounds from Season 5. Immerse yourself in the laughter of the office gang and enjoy their crazy antics anytime, anywhere. From Michael's iconic "That's what she said" to Dwight's passionate declaration of "False!" during a meeting, these sounds will bring a smile to your face and remind you why The Office is an all-time favorite.

So, grab your favorite beverage and settle into the world of Dunder Mifflin with The Office – Season 5. Join in on the laughter, the pranks, and the heartfelt moments that have made this show a timeless classic. Download the sounds and let the comedy ensue!

A A more micro form of management.
A 280? That's impressive.
A bargain at any price.
A beam of light in this dark, dark office.
A bonus of $645
A boss that will not fire you
A chastity belt.
A child of which I have a vested interest.
A competing paper company, Michael.
A concierge is the Winnipeg equivalent of a geisha.
A couple weeks in, and we're having fun.
A cupcake. Nice.
A deadline, you know that neither of them are going to concede,
A document called "Dear Michael." You did what?
A drug dealer is on the premises of Dunder Mifflin.
A few kilometers south of here.
A funding request, market research, financials...
A GD monkey could do it. I do not understand why you can't do it!
A great boss cares more
A guarantee of what? Just say the word.
A hand Plowed field.
A hat with no blood in it
A hat. A hat.
A lame attempt at humor. Swing and a miss
A little bit louder.
A little bit of a rough patch in their marriage.
A little bit.
A little bit.
A little bit. I meet a lot of people.
A little boy just walked up to me and said,
A little close to my engagement there, Tuna. What's your game here?
A little further. MICHAEL: Okay.
A little girl from southern india,
A little movie popcorn.
A little scrap of paper
A little weight loss contest between the branches.
A local bed and breakfast on a 60 Acre beet farm.
A lonely hearts convention this afternoon.
A lot better than a month at the Scranton Radisson, I'm sure.
A lot of art thieves in this neighborhood.
A lot of good stuff. And you look... You look fantastic.
A lot of ideas were not appreciated in their time.
A majestic beast. So fast, so tender
A man who has ruined all other men for you.
A man you have missed with all your heart.
A mars life is in my hands.
A net? A giant net?
A note. Pathetic.
A number of your clients found your personal style
A place for Stanley Hudson as I can.
A place where unattractive and attractive people can get together,
A prank on Jim at lunch.
A prank on Jim at lunch.
A siesta. Time thief. Time thief. Fire him!
A sudden burst of light, an intense pressure like I'd never felt before.
A ton of clients from Michael Scott Paper Company and...
A turtle, a fridge, anybody from the warehouse.
A watch would be nice.
A week later, a friend of mine calls me up
A what? A rag, a damp rag perhaps.
A wood chipper, Kevin, a candle and Lord Voldemort.
A, a rope,
A, on easy street,
A, Scranton,
A.J.
A.J.
A.J. Michael.
A.J. What kind of name is A.J.? What, do you race cars?
ABC, okay?
About 80
About a week ago, Michael gave his two weeks' notice.
About all the wedding stuff... Your wish is my command.
About how you feel when I walk in a room
About Karen, about closure.
About something very serious.
About the happiness of his employees than anything else.
About the history of Dunder Mifflin
About what?
About what? Your outfit
Abrasive and distasteful?
Absolutely have the money to pay for it.
Absolutely I would not.
Absolutely I would not.
Absolutely not. I'm mad at you.
Absolutely.
Accept the discount on supplies, not fire Meredith
Accounting, front and center.
Accounting, I am a counting on you to go to lunch with me.
Actually I'm going to go with copier.
Actually not. It was really so so.
Actually, a six pack. We're going to open a six pack of whoop ass.
Actually, better hold on to the pills, just in case.
Actually, I don't care for Meredith,
Actually, I don't have a boyfriend.
Actually, I meant questions more about the day to day operations of the company.
Actually, I'm a lesbian.
Actually, kind of, yes.
Actually, let me rephrase that.
Actually, Pam and I talked about it. And we just decided that,
Actually, she's on an HR retreat for the next three days.
Actually, we just robbed a bank
Actually, when I was seven, my dad took me
Actually, you know, it was so much fun last year.
Actually, you were the other woman, so...
Actually, you're not a client, so we'll just split it?
After breakfast.
After breakfast. I'm full.
After the birth, you get out... I'm done.
After they finish the quiz, I'm going to run my first meeting here.
After they leave art school?
After vous. Thank vous.
After you talked, he called my mom
After you. No, I'm staying.
Against who? You.
Agreed?
Agreed. Except...
Agreed. Yeah
Ah ha!
Ah, 40.
Ah, 40.
Ah, God!
Ah, you brought in your doll collection.
Ah!
Ah! CHARLES: Oh, my God!
Ah! Hilary Swank.
Ah! So, when did you set up shop?
Ah.
Ah. Disgusting. What is this? Instant?
Ahoy, matey! Ahoy!
Ahoy. So, how are you doing? Good.
Alcohol is a drag, yes. Here's what I'd like to do.
All good suggestions. Let's just decide and agree upon one.
All I care about is that we're going to
All I had this weekend to eat
All I have to do is drink maple syrup,
All I really need to hear is if your incredibly successful company
All I'm saying is Kevirs not necessarily a feminist.
All my files are now in reverse alphabetical order...
All my stuff is still upstairs.
All right
All right then, everybody, I'm out of here!
All right, all right. Time to go.
All right, big ticket item.
All right, call...
All right, can I make just a little announcement?
All right, Charles, I gotta be honest.
All right, come on, sit down, Dwight. No.
All right, Dwight!
All right, enough of this Christmas crap.
All right, everybody who's gonna go with me,
All right, everybody, I am out of here.
All right, everybody, they're leaving. Jan and Astrid are leaving.
All right, everybody, this is your last meal, so eat up.
All right, everybody's still here, perfect!
All right, fatty, I will do it.
All right, get out. Get out. It's...
All right, got it. 2,210 pounds.
All right, here come the sharks.
All right, how about some presents? I want to see some presents.
All right, I am connecting.
All right, I will...
All right, I'll let you guys talk.
All right, I'm taking off.
All right, I've scoped out the joint.
All right, Kevin, enough with the Michael jokes.
All right, let me introduce you to some of the troops.
All right, Lily.
All right, listen, we're still good for this weekend, right?
All right, look, what you've got to understand is
All right, on a scale of one to 10,
All right, one, two, three, what are we going to do?
All right, say no more. This is how I got Squeaky Fromme.
All right, say no more. This is how I got Squeaky Fromme.
All right, see you later. See you.
All right, so now we can sit
All right, thank you.
All right, then we're screwed.
All right, we'll see. I am off to New York.
All right, well,
All right, well, this is the overall budget for this fiscal year
All right, what's the scoop? How far?
All right, who's next? Where's Andy?
All right, you know what? Let's do this.
All right!
All right! All right, all right, all right! Here we go, here we go.
All right! Come on. Okay.
All right! In my pocket,
All right! This is so cool!
All right! Yes!
All right???
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right
All right. All right, everybody. You know I kid.
All right. All right.
All right. All right. Mmm hmm.
All right. Back... There you go. There you go. You got it.
All right. Come on.
All right. First thing in the morning, then.
All right. Here you go.
All right. I am a local business owner. Mmm hmm.
All right. I'll find out if he's out yet.
All right. I'll see you later.
All right. I'll tell everybody here that you say hi.
All right. I'm gonna grab a cup of coffee.
All right. Michael Scott Paper Company.
All right. Okay.
All right. Ready? Close your eyes.
All right. ROSE: So assessing the situation.
All right. So teams forming.
All right. That was bad.
All right. Too many times.
All right. Walk away, walk away, walk away.
All righty, Dwighty, let's see how you did.
All she does is plop herself down there and answer phones all day.
All that will be remembered is that I had a good idea.
All the The whole art scene is in new york.
All the opportunity is here.
All the sucker branches can suck our fat
All the way in the back there
All those in favor of the resolution, "Hilary Swank is hot."
All work and no play makes Michael a dull boy.
All you do is dress fancy and sing.
All you have to do is press send.
All you have to do is take the numbers from the sales report
ALL: Angela. Angela.
ALL: Aye!
ALL: Aye!
ALL: Hot. Hot.
ALL: Michael Scott.
ALL: Stayir alive, stayir alive
ALL: That's right.
Allergies? No.
Allow me to share.
Almost dropped you.
Almost, Kevin.
Along the X axis.
Along with the rest of his body, having random sex.
Already?
Also I can retract my penis up into itself.
Also Kevin. You know what?
Also, and no pressure, the teacher, he's a catch.
Also, do not forget that he has just gone through a messy divorce.
Also, I'm pretty sure she coughed up a hairball.
Also, it's icky back there.
Also, this song is fantastic.
Also, try to discuss it over Indian food,
Also, women are forbidden to wear pants.
Although born just minutes from here, he speaks only German.
Although I know everybody loves going to the gym.
Although, for the record, Karen, wow, kind of mean.
Always amuses me when corporate thinks they can make some big change
Am I going down a road?
Am I going to ask for a big, crying apology? No.
Am I going to ask them to beg for forgiveness? No.
Am I in trouble here or something?
Am I not allowed to have some fun?
Am I walking down the aisle to You Can Call Me Al?
Amen.
An extra $4,300 in the budget.
An hour? I can't stay here an hour.
An ice sculpture of you completely surrounded
An ice sculpture shaped like you
An improversation.
An intervention, it's sort of hard to describe,
An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max. To...
An office is a place where dreams come true.
An office is for not dying.
And 788 not yet replieds,
And a dumb joke. Boom. Roasted.
And a top that's gray too?
And about how you've never doubted for a second
And accidentally called my work phone at three in the morning.
And actually, guys, I'm encouraging branches
And adds a little bit of my own childhood memories and whimsy so...
And all overtime requests will need
And all those opposed.
And all you can eat espresso.
And almost no one would know.
And although I probably will never do it again, I had fun.
And Andy's not really a risk.
And antique tools to look at when you roll over.
And arch your back and slowly bring up your head.
And as I turned to leave, I looked back,
And as lazy parents become more desperate,
And at the end of the day, he got me a little plastic triceratops.
And at what point in our marriage is he gonna say it to me?
And back in the office in a couple days.
And be at your constant disposal.
And besides, the last two people to have his job
And Bingo was his name o.
And bloated companies like Dunder Mifflin... Come on.
And business class air, like a five star hotel in the sky
And business class... Okay.
And by the end of the day, I'm receptionist again.
And by the end of the day, I'm receptionist again.
And can I get away again tonight
And can I get away again tonight
And classy, yeah.
And come to a solution
And crippling despair, loneliness and depression.
And cups, and ice, and punch, and a cake.
And deliver it to Toby Flenderson.
And dental this time.
And do not call it a comeback.
And does it say limit one per customer?
And does not scare me in the slightest.
And donate it to the charity of your choice.
And Dwight will not confess. Can you believe that?
And each of them...
And earlier today, I was freaking out.
And espresso.
And even better, i have an in with the owner.
And eventually declare my love for her.
And every rock star has a roadie
And everybody's laughing and everybody is hugging each other.
And everyone here has just been so excited for me
And everyone is experiencing an incredible amount of emotional pain.
And everyone would say, "Apology accepted,"
And everyone, whatever Hank decides, that is the decision.
And exercise.
And expect all your problems to go away,Kelly.
And find a little bed and breakfast
And find out how happy they are with our salespeople.
And for my next trick, I will make my career disappear.
And forced him not to exercise.
And frankly, I'm not convinced that Michael and Pam
And full of fantasy
And get comfortable.
And get home safe.
And get that in there.
And get the New York cheesecake.
And get them down to the warehouse, pronto.
And get them to show us the money?
And get to Digi Crit. Okay. Okay.
And getting to kiss her is just... Oh, God.
And guess what? She's been singing for the last 20 minutes.
And haven't been back to the conversation, so...
And he can see my face.
And he is the new VP for the Northeast region,
And he just got out of a long term relationship with a man, Gil,
And he just skipped the Ace Ventura talking butt thing
And he knows it.
And he looks at me and he says,
And he recently returned from a mysterious vacation in Central America.
And he said, "I asked you first,"
And he says, "I just saw him in a gay bar in Kansas City."
And he should be released from the hospital
And he shows Michael that our phones have a PA function.
And he thought, "Oh, this would be real funny." Thank you.
And he wants to know why you won't do me,
And he was there first, so he has dibs.
And he's delightful.
And he's going to ask Angela if she would like to marry Andy,
And he's like, "No, I like the way they look
And hey, look, you did that.
And his jerky came in third the following year.
And how about a big round of applause for Mr. Dwight Schrute?
And how about Casual Friday again, huh? Reinstituting Casual Friday?
And how is Brenda, age four, ponytail, and Simon, age seven?
And I always have, and I always will.
And I always say, "Michael, take two steps back
And I am cordially inviting all of you to a special convention,
And I am doing this
And I am going to eat it.
And I am going to get it for them.
And I am going to talk to David Wallace.
And I am holding on to her leftovers.
And I am in a healthy relationship now,
And I am not gonna let it beat me like that wireless router did.
And I am telling them my secret recipe for success,
And I am telling them my secret recipe for success.
And I am very proud of him
And I apologize, 'cause it's right off the top of my head.
And I call over to Kevin,
And I can't believe that you guys are
And I can't even take off my hat because then I'm Hitler.
And I can't wait to have sex with her.
And I don't care what any stupid scale says,
And I don't care what your mom thinks.
And I don't even get the discussion.
And I don't have a place to store them
And I don't have enough saved to retire.
And I don't know exactly how to put this,
And I don't know who instituted it.
And I don't see my co workers heeding this right now.
And I don't think I want to work in an environment
And I don't think she would trade that memory for anything
And I don't understand it, and now you're shutting me out.
And I feel free!
And I feel like I need to go to Nashua and get closure.
And I feel like I need to go to Nashua and get closure.
And I framed a bear for eating out of the garbage.
And I get to scream at the birthday girl.
And I got him.
And I got scared, so I had Dwight take the fall.
And I guarantee that you will be satisfied,
And I hate it.
And I have a mortgage, so I'm a little pissed, too.
And I have always been intrigued by all things international,
And I have decided with that money
And I have looked at this thing like 100 different ways,
And I have my original. You got it.
And I have never gone hang gliding.
And I have sacrificed a lot.
And I have sacrificed a lot.
And I have turned it into a place to hang out,
And I have used that to memorize your name.
And I haven't seen her in 10 days.
And I just didn't feel like a priority.
And I just don't... I don't know.
And I just had some thoughts that I wanted to share with you people.
And I just wanted to say
And I just... I need to get a sense of what that is.
And I kind of missed the first three, so...
And I knew exactly what to do.
And I knew that you would do that.
And I know that because he did it in an open soda bottle under the desk
And I know that you don't think
And I know you said to come home the right way,
And i know you're involved.
And I laud your thriftiness. Look, let me...
And I like to pack heavy.
And I look back at him and I say,
And I look over to our accounting division, and there's Kevin Malone.
And I looked so good in a perm and shoulder pads.
And I need to figure out a way to keep this money
And I offer same day free delivery.
And I promised both of them that they were going to be salespeople.
And I really hate disappointing everyone.
And I really, really need to talk to David.
And I said "I do" and Andy wasrt signing a receipt.
And I said first at the same time he did,
And I said, "Oh, my God, I think the Eagles could clinch the NFC East."
And I said, "Well, why don't you quit and get some job in Nashua?"
And I said, "You have no idea how high I can fly."
And I should have been there. I should have been there to witness this.
And I steal a pencil.
And I think for a small company,
And I think I have come up with the reason why.
And I think I have done my part with the golden ticket promotion.
And I think I know why. It's because Holly is kind of a major dork.
And I think it's a valid question.
And I think it's because they see me as one of them.
And I think it's because they see me as one of them.
And I think it's better to die
And I think sounds have a lot to do with that.
And I think that there are other single people out there, too.
And I think that there are other single people out there, too.
And I think that we are one of those couples with a long story
And I think they gave him too many fries.
And I thought she might come by.
And I told them, "I will pay you any amount. Just give me Ryan Howard.
And I want a big one.
And I want Charles gone.
And I want to tell you that I think that you should not
And I want you guys to really get cracking on this.
And I want you to leave Dunder Mifflin alone. Do you understand?
And I want you to listen to me good.
And I want you to reflect, and I want you to say something different.
And I want you to shut it down.
And I wanted to make sure good work doesn't go unnoticed.
And I wanted to see if i was any good at it.
And I wanted to work on my art too.
And I was thinking it could be perfect for an art studio.
And I was wondering if I could get you to do some of the fieldwork
And I was wrong. It's this.
And I will give him all of my info.
And I will give him the customer list.
And I will personally see to it that you have your party,
And I wish that I... But would it help if you held Astrid for just a little bit?
And I wish, for just once,
And I won't. Okay.
And I would like to cancel a wedding cake that I had ordered.
And I would like to find out about your company.
And I yours, so I will cede her to you.
And I'll always resent you for it.
And I'll see you around the building.
And I'm a great number two for the office
And I'm a mess and I just had my heart broken
And I'm assuming a little bit of blood rushed into your penis.
And I'm closing the door.
And I'm glad I did. I feel very, very good. Cathartic.
And I'm going to find the perfect moment today and I'm going to tell her.
And I'm going to go with my gut, and that's Ryan.
And I'm going to shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims
And I'm going to show you why you joined this company, all right?
And i'm gonna find that person and punish them.
And I'm gonna stop worrying about calories.
And I'm here, I just want to reassure everyone
And I'm looking for some talented salesmen to join me
And I'm not really looking to date,
And i'm out a fiancee.
And I'm putting together a little presentation for her.
And I'm sorry to say, you're screwed.
And I'm sorry. I'm sorry to do that to you.
And I'm telling you that I will never back down.
And I'm thinking maybe we should have gone that route.
And I'm treating Ryan the same way. Of course. Yeah.
And I'm, like, the happiest guy ever.
And I've dated almost four women in the last...
And I've never driven my car to the top of Mount Washington.
And I've seen Angela naked zero times.
And if he would like to join me...
And if history tells us anything,
And if I don't do it now, I'll never get to go.
And if I don't try now, I never will, so...
And if my nana's investment club can help
And if somebody were to be bait,
And if we did it would be with Jim and Pam
And if you have a problem with that,
And if you have any extra cash, that would be amazing.
And if you leave on Friday by 5:00,
And if you need anything else at all, just let Charles know.
And if you really hate it, I totally understand. It's just...
And if you want to pick up some tips observing here
And in order to be healthy, you have to eat. Kelly. Kelly...
And in real life it is disgusting.
And in terms of nightlife, when you get there, just ask the concierge.
And in that chaos, I soared.
And in this economic climate,
And indicate any wrong or false data.
And inside the castle are four men,
And intrigue of my time here
And involved and intrusive and weird.
And it always works.
And it could mean that you're next.
And it doesn't look great. I know that.
And it has a bridal suite for my bridalal sweet.
And it is my first Valentine's Day since Holly,
And it is nothing.
And it is today.
And it is, how you say, a beautiful night.
And it looks like I'm boring someone already.
And it turns out it's pretty realistic.
And it was a terrible war.
And it was about professionalism in the workplace,
And it was going to be Sophie's mom, not grandmother.
And it was on sale, So I'm out $100.
And it was the worst year of my life.
And it's been 17 days.
And it's cold in there, because it's technically a closet.
And it's gonna come down to the numbers.
And it's gonna take a long time.
And it's in high demand,
And it's just mers shoes for the special occasions in a mars life.
And it's not that you want children, it's that you lied to me.
And it's pretty tough to find somebody
And Jim, I don't... He's been a disappointment.
And Jim, I don't... He's been a disappointment.
And jog on up here and sign this. Okay?
And just bear in mind that when I say these things
And just laugh about all of this.
And just like that, as mysteriously as he arrived,
And just not talk about this until I tell Pam?
And just tape it with transparent tape?
And know what I did?
And last night she was out with her friends till, like, 8 a.m.
And later he's got a couples' massage.
And let me tell you something, it was delicious.
And let the record show that it was during the immunity part of the seminar.
And let's just crawl out of here together, all right?
And look back and wonder what could have been.
And make some calls about jobs
And maybe about that mall walk.
And maybe go to Bungalow 8 with John Mayer.
And maybe it you were a little bit more nice and polite,
And maybe one year, she'll be with somebody,
And maybe win this thing after all.
And maybe you should cry.
And me. Me, too.
And Meredith needs this job. This is her main source of money.
And Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight.
And most of you are just as fat as the day we began.
And Mr. Schofield.
And my dad went to Cornell with the current groundskeeper.
And my family history says
And my thing isn't tiny, it's average, so get your facts straight
And no one said yes to that, either.
And nobody paid any attention.
And not be charged with a crime.
And not buy anything.
And not come through for you?
And not leave any tracks.
And not telling me what's been going on this entire time.
And now a man who deserves no introduction, Michael Scott.
And now Dwight knows not to cut the face off of a real person.
And now I have closure.
And now you find out that it only cost you $9.
And now, open your eyes.
And now, presenting
And of course he singled me out.
And of course you can't get the practice dummy
And on the back he wrote, "Great salesman, better friend."
And on the flip side,
And once a year she will contact our clients
And one time I walked in on him naked and his thing is so small.
And only one chair?
And only sleep with me twice?
And order the meatball parm for me,
And our problems don't matter to him
And P is not as much fun without Jim.
And Pam is my hot roadie.
And Pam, around here somewhere
And Pam's always said she doesn't want a long engagement.
And pancakes.
And person.
And Phyllis just stuffed him into a drawer.
And Poland.
And pretend like the whole thing never happened.
And pushed me out of the car.
And recent bowling alley employee, Ryan Howard,
And Roy.
And Ryan would come by to visit his parents and do laundry, so...
And said he was gonna look for an apartment.
And said, "Drive, kid. I trust you."
And salad dressing, I think.
And Sarikaya picks up Stacy's Mi Teintes pad
And say hello to Shari,
And see if you would be interested in Dunder Mifflin buying you out.
And send it in an e mail to my team.
And shapes of feet and hands,
And she had a flare up of an existing injury,
And she is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy.
And she said that we're done.
And she was way hotter than Stacy.
And she will be helping me this morning.
And smell of schrute farms,
And so on and so on and so on,
And so you're bad friends.
And someday, she may just surprise us all and grab one.
And somehow they all ended up at Blue Cross.
And standing strong in the form of song,
And staring up at them.
And start my own paper company. That'll show them.
And starts killing off all of her friends.
And stop trying to kill yourself?
And such a genetically improbable one.
And suddenly, you're just some terrible monster.
And surprisingly, there is a very big difference
And take the bonus.
And take them to the other branches, it's all good,
And tape and we've been using Band Aids.
And tell me,
And thanks for coming in. Oh!
And thanks for the tip on the concierge. That was great.
And that copier sucks. Let me tell you.
And that her butt refuses to quit.
And that is all you need to know about business.
And that is the end of my speech.
And that is the Nard Dog guarantee.
And that is what I want you to write down in yours.
And that other jackass and that new jackass.
And that signal is lick your lips. Try it.
And that stands for "Airway, Breathing and Circulation."
And that was not my fault.
And that was one of them.
And that would dilute any need for me
And that's great, but then you have to...
And that's what I'm going to write down in my diary.
And that's why God made so many...
And that's why I have taken care of everything.
And that's why i think you should stay here.
And the ambulance didn't arrive because nobody called 911.
And the clown?
And the day he sells that business back to Dunder Mifflin.
And the deadline was yesterday.
And the distal part of my small bowel with a camera.
And the fact that I'm going to be doing the rest of the presentation.
And the German Mennonite minister,
And the great tragedy of the Civil War
And the hotel, which sucked big time.
And the kids used to stuff egg salad in my locker.
And the little shark eats the littler shark,
And the next year, I'll be with somebody,
And the North African king can stay.
And the number is right there.
And the reason I tell you this story...
And the reason is
And the sexy looks between you and Pam,
And the solution. That makes sense.
And the sors going to be returned.
And the surge of water carries our business out to the sea.
And the Wild West.
And the worst part is I like making copies.
And then after three months, I take some medicine and then I pass it.
And then again for seven years.
And then also to help you memorize names.
And then an even smaller stripper pops out of that one.
And then another and another and another.
And then backed over it. MICHAEL: Dwight.
And then being here with you
And then Charles was supposed to talk to you,
And then get past it.
And then he just left
And then he promptly fell asleep.
And then I am going to kill them in front of you.
And then I do something too big, like this. Who does this?
And then I said, "Jinx."
And then I told him that he didn't get the job, so...
And then I won't let you in?
And then if it's okay, have a couple more.
And then it eats all my food so that I don't get fat.
And then it's perfect.
And then moved on to an awesome tradition
And then out of that cake pops another stripper holding a smaller cake,
And then remember we went shopping the next day to buy me a washer dryer?
And then she'll move back to Scranton, and her boyfriend will die.
And then she'll realize what she's missing.
And then Stacy gets all up in her face,
And then start with the easy stuff.
And then tell you how to make burgers.
And then the boss is my old boss from Dunder Mifflin.
And then they stop.
And then we can break out my gift to you,
And then we never talked about it again
And then we stopped and...
And then we will come back, start fresh, sort this out.
And then we'll be done with it?
And then we'll catch him in the act.
And then when I changed back out of my smock,
And then when it's over, you're, like,
And then you came back.
And then you can copy a new image...
And then you got too drunk to go,
And then you spend all of this money on lunch.
And then you want ice cream.
And then your margins will be razor thin.
And then, the murderer comes back
And then... Then we can do... We'll just do the restaurant thing first.
And there are flowers and it is sunny and beautiful.
And there is nothing that is even vaguely interesting about the way that he looks.
And there we go.
And there's a lot of stuff about a relationship Meredith's having with a...
And there's little evidence of that.
And there's only so much cold calling
And there's our smudgeness.
And these three people will get liposuction.
And they all said that they gave us great marks.

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