The Office - Season 6 Edit

A baby. Yes.

A cuckold is a man whose woman is cheating on him.

A few months. That's why they're rushing the wedding.

A la benjamin button.

A noogie. Although, you know what?

A queen sized bed is five feet wide.

A really awesome baby

A week? A month? A year?

About anthropology the store.

About how I had this car. It was this Italian car.

About my pregnancy at the wedding.

About this whole "Pam getting pregnant" thing.

Absolutely fine. Come on. Let's go. We gotta go.

Absolutely not

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Because not everyone knows

Acceptable names include, and are limited to,

Accounting wise, no, but phone wise, just call up and cancel it.

Action station! Stanley, man the phones!

Actually, I put diesel in this time. Tried to save some money.

Actually, the distractions are good.

Affirmed, Seattle Slew, Secretariat, Citation,

After his last breakup,

After I heard about your parents' divorce.

Agreed? Agreed.

Agreed.

Ah, that baby is just discovering a whole wide world right now.

Ah!

Ah! To be in your shoes!

All I care about is mega desk.

All mobsters have a front.

All morning I look forward to my afternoon cigars.

All right, all right.

All right, everybody. Just try to put a brave face on.

All right, here we go. You're doing great.

All right, I have my wallet. MICHAEL: Yes.

All right, I will meet with him, but I'm not going alone.

All right, so I'll be like, "He is so sweet, guys, and so kind."

All right, that makes more sense.

All right, then.

All right, then. Let me get to it.

All right, we're driving ourselves, actually. MICHAEL: No, Jim

All right, well, if you need me, I'll be on the other side of that wall.

All right, you know, this is not the truth and you can't fall on the sword this way.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. He calls it an "upper decker."

All right. Jim.

All right. Not only that,

All right. That's a good one.

All right. Who else is here?

All right. Yeah, thank you.

All that does is help you shoot around things.

All the time I was thinking, "I'm sleeping with your wife."

All you're going to need...

ALL: Yes.

Almost makes you wonder if it's not a coincidence at all. Whoa!

Also, I did a heck of a job baby proofing this office.

Also, I've been noticing a gaping hole in my life.

Although I do look forward to our professional relationship.

Although I do look forward to our professional relationship.

Am I wrong? They say it's not different,

Ambulances are emergencies only.

An insurance agent from Mutual of Harrisburg.

And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long

And also Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

And also,

And Andy is gay.

And be proud of the amount of work you've done,

And Beesly.

And boom. Okay, what is it? What can't I guess?

And bury them in my yard. And I wouldn't tell the cops a thing.

And by the way, seriously, we never, never do this.

And do you remember how long it took you

And everybody can laugh.

And frankly, I think you were being a total and utter jerk.

And frankly, the stuff that we're into

And get this. Cynthia, also married.

And go to a motel to meet donna.

And having a little something something with me?

And he also vaguely threatened me with testicular cancer.

And he made us all look like chumps.

And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal.

And his southern Italian heritage raises some flags.

And I am in.

And I am not stopping for anybody.

And I do not plan on helping unless it's a boy.

And I don't care if you're a loser or you practice bestiality,

And I don't want to dig past a certain someone to get it.

And I even went so far

And I experienced that firsthand today.

And I had spoken to Teresa about a room with two safes.

And I had to do the hardest thing that I've ever had to do,

And I have to justify it somehow,

And I know, in your day, she would be considered a whore.

And I landed on my car keys in my pocket.

And I need her help.

And I picked...

And I really can't handle the fact that you're calling us here.

And I search engined every female on both sides of the family.

And I still don't know who the real Spartacus is.

And I think we need to celebrate that.

And I want to especially thank those of you

And I want what I want.

And I want you to be the mother.

And I want you to put all those tracking numbers in my BlackBerry.

And I was driving it,

And I was in a room with hitler, bin laden, and toby,

And I was referring to myself.

And I will say, "So, Meredith,

And I'll tell you why.

And I'm a little bit emotional right now

And I'm actually pleased

And I'm not going to buy your stupid insurance.

And I'm still on working time.

And I'm thinking we just do the opposite of those things

And if at the end

And if I don't get there, I don't get there.

And if I had a gun with two bullets

And if it's a boy they will call it Silvio.

And if you get stuck and you don't know what to do,

And if your lunch is especially pungent,

And in paris,

And it didn't change your mind.

And it is about to erupt with the molten hot lava of strategy.

And it kept telling me how much

And it was either living with myself

And it was in one of the Bond films. It's pretty impressive.

And it's really sad because everybody thinks you're a loser.

And it's so weird, 'cause we never have meetings after 5:00 p.m.,

And just do a quick check? (CLICKS TONGUE)

And just to be sure, I asked her again afterward.

And kick you in the stomach instead?

And let me tell you, I would so much rather...

And many people consider that to be

And may I have the last four digits of your social security?

And me and my relatives, they take up the guest house.

And my parents felt he better exemplified the Walter Junior name,

And no one's changing their mind.

And now I'm halfway through The Twilight Cookbook.

And now she thinks she's better than everybody.

And obviously she's gone crazy,

And one of you will make a great mother.

And play with our baby.

And quite frankly, I don't think you should ever even try.

And right now, I want a piece of cake.

And she is fine with it,

And she sees you brushing your teeth with butter and clay, okay?

And shred that and have them send me a clean fax, all right?

And some of the worst Chinese food you've ever tasted.

And some people might be offended.

And sometimes epidurals don't work, and you can poop yourself.

And Stanley hates crowds, kids and music. I think you should check your facts.

And tandoori chicken from Born Into Brothels.

And that is what makes that movie a classic whodunit.

And that's a common mistake.

And that's going to seem more suspicious.

And that's what I'm afraid of.

And the baby thinks that the refrigerator is its father.

And the heat from the backup generator

And the pink panther movie in his office

And the snow.

And the third time...

And then a man. And then compare.

And then extremely cold for five months.

And then from 15 to 18.

And then go to...

And then I won't talk to her until this whole Cynthia thing has blown over.

And then she met Harriet,

And then showing up and realizing that the team doesn't exist,

And then tomorrow night is the honeymoon suite.

And then we'll just give him a little punch to the back.

And then you expect me

And then, one day it exploded and it killed everyone,

And there's another one right there. Just sound that out. You're almost there.

And they all said it was you.

And they get wild, and they take their tops off.

And they have pictures taken of them.

And they were all too happy to be cleaning the freezer.

And things are getting amorous,

And those names are ember, milky way, diane, and lumpy.

And wake up in the future.

And we can get this in motion

And we can slow down your labor.

And we need bodies in both these rooms, people,

And we need to encourage that. That's part of life.

And where do you think you're going?

And who is very old fashioned.

And women have sex before marriage.

And you better have a good story for them.

And you know what? These two people, they're living together,

And you know what? You can't expect them to be careful every time,

And you know who does that? James freakin' bond.

And you usually can get out of stuff like this,

And you'll be saved.

And you'll be saved. No, Jim.

And you'll be up all night from the rock music.

And your body is really fine.

And, frankly, so does talking about it. So, wow.

And, Meemaw, I hope you heard every word.

And? What?

And... I know this.

And...Boom!

Andy "Go Bragh" to you.

Andy Bernard? Mmm hmm.

Andy, I'm getting married in eight hours.

Andy, leap frog. Go, go!

Andy, this is my brother, Reed.

Andy, you're bin laden. Line up.

ANDY: (GROANS) Parkour.

ANDY: Already?

ANDY: Come on, boss. PHYLLIS: No. No.

ANDY: Good luck, Pam. KEVIN: Bye, Pam.

Andy: Great game, coach. Shh! Okay, all right.

ANDY: He drives an SUV. DWIGHT: I knew it.

ANDY: She should go home. It's not the end of the world.

ANDY: Welcome back, Tuna.

ANDY: Yes!

ANGELA: I knew it, I knew it. I knew it!

Angela: Well, it better work. Dwight: Oh, it'll work.

Angela: What did you do to yourself?

Anorexia. She's an anorexitic.

Another 75 contractions and you are going to be there.

Any questions?

Any Sabre employee of color is welcome to apply, okay?

Anybody can get hurt.

Anybody wanna share?

Anything I can do for you, pudding?

Anyway, the question is,

Apparently it went very well.

Are somebody's...Parents?

Are somewhat vapid. It's set our industry back quite a bit.

Are those eagles' flavors?

Are we rotating seats or...

Are we talking about your grandchildren?

Are you a mechanic?

Are you attracted to other men?

Are you interested in her guy friends?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding?

Are you okay?

Are you out of your mind? I brought Cynthia with me.

Are you saying... Yeah.

Are you seeing anyone right now?

Are you serious?

Are you serious? Pam.

Are you serious? Yeah.

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Yeah.

Aren't they magnificent?

Aren't you a mechanic? Why wouldn't you put oil in a car?

As a manager of business, you've got a lot of pride.

As a manager of business, you've got a lot of pride.

As Buttmud Brooks, my old roommate.

As long as I can talk through it. (GROANING)

As long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.

As the Irish poet Bobby McFerrin said, "Don't worry, be happy."

As to force michael to confront the victim of his behavior.

Ask him to lunch or something like that.

Assault, Count Fleet, Whirlaway, War Admiral, Omaha, Gallant Fox.

At the end of the day, we have to do what's right.

At Tinks? Yes.

Aw! Thanks, Pete. That was really nice.

Babe, I'm not going. We need to go.

Bear my child.

Because a lot of people think that models, even though they're very attractive,

Because a motel is dirty and it is sexy.

Because I am not pleased. I'm actually kind of p.o.'d.

Because I feel like a banana split.

Because I know that I absolutely

Because I wanted to talk to you about something else.

Because it's just going to be blood relatives, I think.

Because it's St. Patrick's Day. People go out in groups.

Because once we bring the baby home,

Because she had caught Stanley and Cynthia a few months ago.

Because that would help me deliver on some promises I made.

Because that's her call, 'cause she's the quarterback.

Because that's not cool.

Because the insurance company only covers two nights.

Because they are very interested in what you have to say,

Because you are not co manager anymore.

Because you might be ruining his life.

Because you were trying to scare me into buying insurance.

Because you're mental if you don't have a good time.

Because, frankly, it's just a different sensation.

Because... You would love it.

Before I went on my maternity leave.

Before we conceive a child,

Before you book any dates, okay?

Believe it or not, Kevin, firecrackers are in the "Don't" column.

Bermuda Triangle... Please don't call again.

Best game I've ever seen in my life.

Best night ever.

Between a moose and her cubs at night.

Black goes on the red with the... If we... Positive...

Boi oi oi oing!

Borrow some balls and come meet me.

Both the quality and the quantity.

Bring the thesaurus.

Buildings here in Scranton are literally powered by coal.

Burning Man, Porta Potty.

But a lotta guys in the warehouse

But actually Pam is pregnant and we can prove it.

But as far as the rest of the office goes,

But don't tell them that I said that because I want them there.

But everybody wants to say that I'm crazy.

But everyone else, if you would raise your glasses...

But Grotti acts like he's Mafia, though.

But honestly, guys, this makes us all look bad.

But I don't have to give her the good stuff.

But I figured I'd rather live with ants

But I forgot to ask myself something.

But I think even then I knew that

But I want a room in the Beesly Halpert block of rooms.

But I was hoping that maybe just this once it would be okay.

But I would just get really quiet all of a sudden.

But I'm going to turn that around at this wedding.

But I'm leaving it in the very capable hands

But I'm not crazy. She's crazy. I'm not crazy. She's crazy.

But I'm not.

But I'm pretty certain I'm completely wasted.

But I'm young, right? I will date when I'm dead.

But if they find out you snitched,

But it makes you wonder.

But it's a different sensation...

But it's really kitschy now, which is a lot of fun.

But Jo wants me to put on a show for her and pretend to work late?

But let me be clear,

But let me kick you a scenario.

But not in your bed. It's lumpy.

But now Tweedle Dumbass is back and we have a problem.

But now, women go out and they have sex,

But printers and paper ship differently.

But real quick, I want you to meet my associate.

But thanks for the offer.

But the best news is,

But the most important thing

But then I thought, "Pam doesn't need padding."

But there are a couple flights that only have two tickets left,

But they were so fast on the phone.

But they're no match for a grown schrute man.

But upon closer examination,

But we saved it, I believe.

But we're gay for baseball. [chuckles]

But what if Michael felt no fear toward the Mafia guy?

But you also got a lot of responsibility.

But you also got a lot of responsibility.

But you and Jim are just perfect.

But you can say that about anything.

But you can't just go right to the selling. You need small talk.

But you had to have the afternoon delight. I understand.

But you have to decide for yourself.

But you wouldn't need more trucks? I mean...

But you're really distracting me from my distractions. Mmm hmm.

But, guys, I'm a victim here, too. Okay?

But, I mean, it's metal, I can hit somebody with it

By slacking off.

By the bushes? Okay, Michael, focus!

Cake it to the limit. That's my favorite.

Call me any time of the day or night.

Calm down, calm down, calm down.

Can I listen to my music at a low volume?

Can I talk to you for a second?

Can I..

Can we bring anything?

Can we do sleight of hand tricks?

Can we take a look at the suite now?

Can you believe it? He screwed up, not me.

Can you even drive them in traffic?

Can you just

Can you just act normal for a second, please?

Can you take him?

Can you two please join me in my office?

Can't back out now, Halpert.

Can't decide what it is type of thing?

Capable of feeling pain. All right.

Chase dixon is up. Could be a big play.

Chicks are going to be off the hook. Guys, too, Oscar.

CHILDREN: Ew!

Class act. Boy scout.

Click.

Coffee. Okay.

Cold hands.

Combining inventory systems makes sense on paper,

Come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.

Come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.

Come in. Okay.

Come on up. Meredith, come up here. Let's do a little something.

Come on, guys. I wanted to be surprised.

Come on, lady in distress.

Come on. Come on. Five more minutes.

Come on. Do you want your kid to come out a lawyer?

Come on. It's a casual, social outfit.

Come on. Let's go to the hospital. PAM: Jim. Jim.

Come on. The whole two bullet thing is a red herring.

Come up here. Toby, you're toby.

Command central. Mmm hmm.

Confirmation number, Romeo Tango G seven seven four five.

Congratulations to you. On what?

Cool. Okay. Bye.

Cool. Thank you.

Could be fun. No.

Could he still be seeing her?

CREED: How far along? JIM: Four months.

Curve the bullet

Cynthia kept calling him.

CYNTHIA: Easy, easy.

Cynthia's been keeping me company.

Dad, remember, no mention of the baby, right?

Damn! I told her it was a stupid idea...

Darryl?

Darryl. Mellow, soulful, smart for warehouse.

Decent people everywhere will get offended.

Definitely looks suspicious.

Definitely. No. No!

Delightful. Pop that in.

Depends on who you ask.

Despite the provision covering

Did anyone check how dilated she is?

Did donna tell you that?

Did everybody know about this but me?

Did he threaten you?

Did someone change my name to Baskin Robbins?

Did Stanley tell you?

Did you check out Dental? All right, put it down.

Did you hear about Angela? That's pretty weird.

Did you hear that? Buttmud Brooks.

Did you hear the rumor about me, that I'm gay?

Did you pee on a stick?

Did you say "she"?

Didn't move my lips.

Didn't need your help that many times.

Dinner with us tonight in our home

Distractions are good!

Do I even like her?

Do I know you?

Do I really want to turn out like Gabe?

Do it.

Do me! Do me! Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Do not touch anything else.

Do people often say they're going on sales calls and then go someplace else?

Do you even know if it's true? Do you have any idea?

Do you guys share one parent or..

Do you have any idea how valuable my time is?

Do you have any idea the risks involved?

Do you have everything, guys?

Do you know anybody?

Do you know how creative space works?

Do you know how to use it?

Do you know what "snap decision" means? MICHAEL: Yes.

Do you like it as much as you like men's butts?

Do you think he's an angel? I don't think so.

Do you think it's true? Do you think that I'm gay?

Do you think this husband is a super sweet nice guy?

Do you wanna make a comment on the rumors?

Do you want me to go back to the store?

Do you want someone to stop you?

Do your worst.

Does anybody else know about this?

Does anybody have anything? Anything interesting, any hobbies?

Does her family owe your family something in terms of a past injustice?

Does not mean that the rest of us don't have lives.

Doesn't matter. I'll escort you!

Dogfighting, drugs. They spit.

Don't don't

Don't be scared of your night in heaven.

Don't do it.

Don't get me wrong, I flirted with her.

Don't get on it. Michael, don't.

Don't get too hung up on baby names.

Don't go away!

Don't make this difficult, Dwight.

Don't pay their players. I know, I know, I know.

Don't thank me. Thank dylan's mom.

Don't, don't, don't. You stole my joke. Don't steal my joke.

Don't. Just do it

Doubt it.

Drinks are on me.

Drop this one, abort. Why?

Drugs?

Dude, I've been here since 3:00.

Dude, is your shirt tucked in?

Dunder Mifflin Scranton will be closed today and Friday

Dwight Schrute.

Dwight Schrute. I have a reservation.

Dwight, Dwight, shut up about the farm.

Dwight, just listen. It's underneath...

Dwight, look at my teeth.

Dwight, what is the traffic like?

DWIGHT: Good.

DWIGHT: I love escorting people.

DWIGHT: Let's go!

Dwight: Never mind. Just never mind.

DWIGHT: No, no, no.

DWIGHT: Then come back here for your next assignment concerning their order.

DWIGHT: Very good. Okay, we'll get back to you on that right away. Thanks.

DWIGHT: Very smart.

DWIGHT: Who's the father? Jim.

DWIGHT: Yeah, parkour!

Dwight. Dwight, Dwight, Dwight.

Dwight. The only way to defeat a bully

Ebenezer. Jebediah.

Eh.

End of the dressing down.

Enjoy the game better if I know the coach loves his wife.

Enough!

Equivalent to a donor or surrogate contractor.

Eric likes Megan.

Erin and I have our first date tonight and it has to be perfect.

Erin Go Bragh.

Erin, call an ambulance, please!

Erin, read the first one.

ERIN: I'm a little sick, but I don't want to miss my date with Andy.

ERIN: Michael, Teri Hudson returning your call.

ERIN: That's really great, you guys. RYAN: Don't vaccinate it.

ERIN: Welcome back, Dad.

Erin?

Erin? ERIN: Yes?

Especially considering his height to weight ratio.

Especially the Florida cousins,

Even better than my home. My home sucks.

Even if that's a lie. There's no regulation.

Even the fact that I'm gay?

Ever since Michael's Monica Lewinsky incident.

Everybody wants to raise their glasses to Pam and Jim,

Everybody's spoken their mind,

Everyone else is too drunk. Just don't let me die here.

Everyone, remember, when he gets like this,

Everything is fine.

Everything's fine. We have plenty of time.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Exactly. It happened in big.

Excellent question. Because while I was busy

Excellent.

Excellent. Go for it.

Except for $40 for beer and any hot chicks you know.

Except once when I was in the hospital from age three to six.

Excuse me! Excuse me! Hey, guys, how are you?

Excuse me?

Excuse me. Sorry to bother you.

Extreme. MICHAEL: Parkour!

Extremely warm for two days after sex,

False. I am an island, and this island is volcanic.

Farting noise, whatever.

Fat and ugly.

Finally there's a provision here

Fine. Five times.

First, would you mind verifying your home address?

Five individual times rendered at my discretion"?

Five minutes apart.

Five more minutes of mega desk? Please?

Five times for $30,000?

Focus here on the game.

Follow my finger. Okay? See?

For a company wedding in Niagara Falls.

For a date with a girl who I worked with,

For a low level shakedown? And that happened.

For exactly six months,

For instance, Pam's cousin, Jocelyn Webster.

For stanley to cheat or for phyllis to cheat

For the love of God, Pam, do it for ultra feast.

For the record, not all Italian Americans are in the Mafia.

For this is my room, okay?

For those of you unfamiliar with william shakespeare,

For what he's making me do to her.

For what he's making me do to her.

Forget it. Forget it.

Former.

Found them. They're here. Here we go. Here we go.

Four years ago, I was just a guy

Free at last, free at last.

From a horse without killing the animal.

From being able to listen to her body's signals.

From Knight Rider. Knight Rider.

From now on, when I'm hungry,

From quarter three to quarter four, up 17%.

George Foreman is still considering it.

GERALD: Okay. WOMAN: To waiting.

Get off! Get off! Okay.

Get out of here. Yes.

Get out. I know, I know.

Getting a little frazzled.

Getting all committed to each other.

Getting everybody sick in the office.

Getting there, huh?

Go bag's in the car. Go bag? Where's my go bag?

Go put them all in random order.

Go take the easy chair. Best seat in the house.

Go talk to him. No. God. You go talk to him.

Go to my house, get my iPod. I think it's on the kitchen table.

Go, go

Go.

God bless you.

God forbid you should have a fire in the warehouse.

God, angela, why is that always my responsibility?

God!

God. God.

Golf, stock market, Dave Matthews.

Gonna head out, unless you want to chat, like we were doing earlier.

Good afternoon.

Good for you, man.

Good for you, man.

Good for you.

Good Lord. I can't believe I'm missing this.

Good morning, honey pile.

Good work.

Good, it's good. No, it's not a good idea.

Good.

Good. Moral. I feel proud.

Good. Okay.

Goodbye.

Goodbye. See you later.

Got a little client meeting at Shanny O'Gannigans tonight.

Got a lot of responses. Mostly creeps. Made a few friends.

Great game, man.

Great performance. Very, very solid all the way around.

Great.

Great. I will do that.

Great. Now I'm gonna get sick.

Great. Well, I'll write up the order.

Green M&M's. Nature's Viagra.

Guys, a word of advice, speaking as a former baby.

Guys, guys, all right.

Guys, guys, stop fighting. Come on.

Guys, guys. Cool it.

Guys?

Ha. No. No.

Ha. The other guys can go die.

Hammacher Schlemmer is still considering it.

Hanging out with michael anymore.

Happy times. Yeah, happy times. Come on.

Happy to do it.

Has anything you want?

Hasn't even opened the tissue box in there.

Have a great day.

Have a seat.

Have been away on maternity leave,

Have some more blanket.

Have you decided?

Having to listen to a bad basketball player.

He ate 40,000 calories in three hours.

He could be doing a crossword puzzle with that pencil.

He did talk about a fire in the warehouse.

He didn't do anything sexual.

He don't give an "f" about nothin'!

He has a 60 acre beet farm that is worth a small fortune.

He is a high school baseball coach.

He is in my room icing his balls.

He is never gonna find out.

He just made far, far too many Monica Lewinsky jokes.

He most definitely does.

He seems bad at this.

He seems like a mobster.

He takes what he wants.

He tore his scrotum dancing.

He wakes up early. He goes to bed early.

He was definitely with someone.

He was trying to force you to sign a policy. Okay, okay, okay.

He was with somebody.

He will wallow if you empathize.

He'll probably know...

He's a good mechanic

He's a sports guy. He's scummy.

He's alive, so you're welcome.

He's been asking her out repeatedly for weeks.

He's going to burn the warehouse down

He's gonna have the same birthday

He's got to stand up to this Mafia guy.

He's just a pushy salesman.

He's my foster brother.

He's over here.

He's the person you should talk to.

He's trying to intimidate you to close sales.

Head table, where I belong.

Hello, Dwight.

Hello, hello.

Hello, Jo.

Hello, reservation for Michael Scott.

Hello?

Hello? Hey, Jo, it's Jim Halpert.

Hello. Michael.

Hello. Dwight Schrute.

Hello. Hi, everybody.

Hello. I want you to stop what you're doing right now.

Hello. Mr. Scott, hello.

Hello. My name is Dwight Schrute.

Her breasts were a tiny bit bigger. At first, I thought,

Her shirt is touching them. Maybe we should cut holes in her shirt.

Here it is. Here it is. Truck to refrigerators to dumpster,

Here we go. Here we go. On our way

Here you go! Oh!

Here you go. Is there anything else I can do?

Here's how you do it.

Here's the thing.

Here's what we do. We meet him in a public place,

Hereafter referred to as Morpheus.

Hey, and don't embarrass me when we go to Niagara.

Hey, are you sick?

Hey, did I tell you we're gonna have a baby?

Hey, did one of you tell Stanley that I have asthma? Because I don't.

Hey, did you change?

Hey, do one of you guys want to sit up front with me

Hey, do you need any help?

Hey, guys. Hey, could I stay in your room tonight?

Hey, has everyone heard a crazy rumor about themselves today?

Hey, have her come out. Have her come out. It'll be like Coyote Ugly.

Hey, hey, where are you? Can you take Andy to the hospital?

Hey, I got the room the night before you guys.

Hey, I have never cheated on, been cheated on,

Hey, I hired them.

Hey, I'm really sorry, I'm just trying to...

Hey, ladies, who wants some bangers and mash?

Hey, me and Creed are in. Are you guys in?

Hey, Meemaw.

Hey, my aunt told me something neat. Yeah?

Hey, Oscar. It's Pam, hey. Hey.

Hey, Pac Man.

Hey, question for you.

Hey, smooth guys.

Hey, Stanley, favor. Could I stay in your room tonight?

Hey, Stanley, where are you going, big guy? Up to no good?

Hey, there. Dwight Schrute here.

Hey, what are you fellows doing up here?

Hey, what I think Jim is trying to say is that

Hey, what is the deal with the Smart car?

Hey, what up, Cynthia?

Hey, you seem like a nice guy.

Hey!

Hey! [applause]

Hey.

Hey. Hey

Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. KEVIN: Hey.

Hey. My feet aren't smelly. They smell like roses. Smell them.

Hey. The bathroom checks out clean.

Hey. Uh uh. I cannot control that

Hi there, Jo. Sorry to interrupt.

Hi, Angelo Grotti.

Hi, Meemaw. It's Michael.

Hi, Pam. Is Jim there?

Hi. Hello.

Hi. I'm sorry, just a sec.