The Office - Season 8 Edit

A bunch of bodyguards and go there

A couple of times. A couple of times?

A dart? Are you kidding me?

A delicious moment

A few of the baby's hairs are out of place

A few other super simple reminders.

A friend.

A glass of your oakiest chardonnay, please.

A hotel waffle. I know what I wanna eat

A lot has changed since you all left, okay?

A lot of times parents get frustrated because the baby's crying

A lot of us are very concerned about you

A mixing bowl, a measuring cup

A month ago, I walked out of this office

A paper company's work is never done.

A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.

A seagull

A very good person

A wave crashing

About a trespasser

About your paper supply needs.

Absolutely, but it's not the point. God

Actually nothing is going to be a part of Sabre anymore

Actually you know what? Yeah, that actually works

Additional trivia factoid this food comes to us through Val,

Again

Again, that could change

Against talking about this kind of stuff?

Ah

Ah

Ah

Ah, and did Robert California get an invite to your party?

Ah, well...Yes. That's nice.

Ah!

Ah! Ow

Ah! Slow computer

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Ahh.

Ahhh...

All I can think about is spending the rest of my life with her.

All I did was remind her that you used to treat her badly

All I had to do was think about pie

All I need is Kevin.

All night long All night long

All right

All right Hey. My minibar is oddly out of rum.

All right so I guess this is it

All right then I will catch you later

All right, easy there, grandpa.

All right, guys

All right, here we go, everybody.

All right, I'm gonna eliminate three people right now.

All right, that's gonna do it for me tonight

All right, well, enjoy the alumni game.

All right, why don't you just give him to me?

All right, you sly bastard when can you start?

All right! Well swung by VIPVP

All right? I'm not going to let you by.

All right.

All right. I'm really sorry

All right. Now I think it's time for you to go

All right. There he is

All the troops.

All your winnings $150,000?

Also, since when do we have guests here without clearance?

Although

Although, I definitely fast forward

Am I right?

An appointment with Mr. Ramish, please

An energy drink for Asian homosexuals?

And How should I say this Columbian whites.

And a wave crashing

And all their clients ar

And Andy is the manager Not Nellie

And Andy... Gave them that opportunity.

And at 3:00 today he's going to walk in here

And at home, okay? Can you do that?

And before that, time travellers, and before that, me again.

And fall time thinks that it's the best

And figure out how to be a manager of this place.

And forgive me, but I feel like I've said this to you before.

And from what I hear she's a

And have the gay youth of America

And he calls people "kimosabe."

And he has the soul and the body of a poet

And he is now in a better place.

And he lost at his own lame game

And he throws his jersey down and he's like,

And he's staying in Florida forever

And he's very honest with me about when I put on weight

And her new boyfriend seems awesome,

And I am gay

And I chose the Ryan

And I don't know how I'm going to feel tomorrow or the next day

And I have been with several older men

And I just wanted to say I'm really sorry.

And I need you to find out what I said.

And I said, "l know the perfect girl.'

And I was farting continuously under the sheet

And I will have a waffle With your maple iest syrup

And I won't dress like my life is just one long brunch?

And I'm going to look at the camera

And I'm here to tell you that, yes it does get better

And I'm not joking at all

And if Erin decides she's made a mistake and returns to Florida?

And if I can't, I'm still pretty young

And if I hadn't, I wouldn't have my kids

And if it's not Ravi, change it. To Ravi

And if there's one thing every politician instinctively understands

And if we want even the option of drawing on the placemats...

And if you don't like the way that I take phone messages, here

And if you're not out of my office

And in an age before the telephone or Internet,

And it has nothing to do with access to my pediatrician

And it just sort of made sense.

And it was totally amazing, but I couldn't care less.

And it's their moon now, isn't it?

And know that each and every one of you is vitally important

And last time I checked you were drunk and now you're not drunk

And make love as a mermaid.

And Meredith said she was interested, and then Gabe said immediately

And my salivary glands did the rest.

And nobody knows more than you

And nobody knows more than you

And other schools like it while wonderful, end with high school.

And our server is none other than Brandon her boyf.

And please refer to the map.

And probably

And put you back on the sales team

And reinstate me as manager

And Ryan puts me through so much drama

And she didn't bother to tell anyone

And she's very interested.

And show you how respected I am,

And since I am going to be CEO now, there'll be no need for him

And some sucker on the Internet sold it to me for $2.

And tell him I'm staying in Florida

And tell me I'm your own

And that's noon Exactly!

And that's when I realized

And the baby's fingernails are just bothering me.

And the coach is like, "One guy. No big deal.'

And the new foreman is here

And the worst part is he's been taking it out on me.

And then after Jim quiets down

And then back again to male Really?

And then go back and analyze the situation rationally.

And then I went south of that border

And then I'm pretty sure he's going to fire you for it

And then it's, like, where does it end?

And then later on, we have a reservation at Patsel's.

And then some.

And then sometimes I actually do scream.

And then when I did, it lasted until I was 44

And then you stress more and that's a vicious spiral

And then, utterly botch it in execution

And then, we'll see who's laughing

And they all throw their jerseys down for Rudy. Remember that?

And they reminded me of you.

And they said it couldn't be done. Boom!

And they shake the baby and you got to...

And they're not going to work today

And this is Sam.

And this must be your lovely wife, Pam.

And this must be your lovely wife, Pam.

And this party is a great opportunity.

And this will never happen again.

And to raise a glass to my amazing staff.

And Valentine's thinks that it's the best

And we have ourselves a Jamaican feast, man

And we will make sure that Dwight doesn't do anything

And we're also going to exercise more It's going to be fun.

And what better face for an ad campaign than

And when I do it, I am told it's a little much?

And who knows, I mean you're a guy, I'm a girl.

And yet, Todd, it's you who's fired

And you are?

And you can fill in the rest.

And you don't make a video chat

And you know better than anyone that with the right management,

And you'll never be able to sing again.

And you'll never be able to sing again.

And you're standing up here like me

And your business will get 100% of my attention.

And your stupid face

And your stupid office

And your stupid pens and your dumb caramels

And your thumbs here

And, at times, I've even hated your guts, but

And... I have a new friend.

Andrew, I've picked up two possible gifts

Andrew, if you say "no" one more time you're fired.

Andrew, it's time for you to go home

Andrew, not everyone here is important. And the word is "impotence.'

Andrew, what do we have to do to get rid of you?

Andy and I produce nothing.

Andy tells me about seeing David Wallace all the time

Andy, come on, man

Andy, Erin you can join us now

Andy, I appreciate your romantic quest

Andy, I think that we should acknowledge the man

Andy, if you're gonna hang out for a while,

Andy, nobody's calling you crazy, Andy.

Andy, somebody defaced it.

Andy, stop hovering. You're being really annoying.

Andy, this has been an amazing night. Epic

Andy, we understand basic table manners.

Andy, we wanted to talk to you.

Andy, we're going to go with Nellie as manager

Andy, where shall I put your basil plant?

Andy, why don't you just take a seat?

Andy, why don't you tell us about the best erection of your life?

Andy, you should not stand there.

Andy?

Andy. Andy

Angela dock Andy's pay $1 00

Angela is such a liar

Angela, $200 Got it

Angela, please dock Nellie's pay $100.

Angela, why don't you bring by your little angel?

Angela! Let's go again

Angela? Do you want to go again?

Angela. Dwight

Another man's horsey

Any chance Connecticut casual is Pennsylvania business?

Any idiot at all.

Any more than we already have. That's it

Anything else you need to talk about?

Anyway, I know it's the end of the day.

Anyway, if you want to order prints of your own,

Anyway, now that I'm back I would love to have my office back,

Anyway, Robert is gonna run this company to the ground...

Anyway, would you like some?

Apparently, I left a phone message

Appreciate it

Are they still there?

Are we good? Everybody got a jersey?

Are you all regional managers?

Are you all right? Are you okay?

Are you in there?

Are you kidding?

Are you really revving up? You know that doesn't work

Are you serious? Yes

Aren't those excess skin cells

As foreign to me as baba ghanoush

As I thought it would

As Solomon once said...

At a dynamic workplace

At first I thought, "Muffin basket."

At least she knows how I feel, and I would not follow her.

At least that's how the legend goes.

At midnight?

At the fundraiser

At the office, they're rewarded for it,

At the presentation to the board

At work.

Aw

Aw, come on!

Baby, if you're watching this you're not chubby. You're beautiful.

Ball droppings can be beautiful

Barf! Oh! You suck

Basically I found out where he gets his clothes dry cleaned

Because he looks exactly like this Calvin Klein model that I'm attracted to.

Because he sold his toy vacuum "Suck It'

Because he sold his toy vacuum "Suck It'

Because I am great at girl talk.

Because I convinced David Wallace

Because I feel like that question was coming

Because I was feeling particularly hungry this year.

Because I was under the impression it was a workplace.

Because none of us would be here without him.

Because now, the late night work jam begins

Because old Andy's going to be just fine

Because that's what it feels like.

Because the Senator is the only man I've ever been with

Because then it feels so good when they finally say yes.

Because they are idiots. Big, stripy, horsey idiots

Because they're ridiculous creatures

Because this is the worst thing I have ever seen

Been doing this the whole time,

Being gay is a celebration of life It's a simple...

Besides, I gotta get back downstairs

Better kids. You've got to go with Ravi.

Bickering like schoolgirls, looking around the room

Big guys who like to push the little guys around.

Big one! Big one

Binghamton branch closed last night,

Blame his upbringing His parents

Blow in my ear. All right

Boo! Boo! Boo to you Pam, you are toxic You are toxic.

Boring

Both sides.

Brandon, Darryl and me that's ridiculous

Brandon, tell us about these delicious looking goops

Brandon, what the he are you talking about?

Bravo, Dwight Very good!

Bring it on.

Buffett operates the same way.

But a good informer doesn't judge what's worth passing on.

But after you're manager

But all I remember is how pretty you looked taking those pictures of me

But also the character

But Andrew is the rightful manager

But are you 1 00% sure? I don't think any of us are

But can you dye it entirely black?

But everybody's being so nice to me today.

But expected entertainment at any garden party."

But five dots means "Whoa, do not

But gather round, peeps I'll tell you the truth

But have you ever actually seen him yourself?

But he is going to make so much money from the liquidation,

But he would back me up

But he's turned out to be kind of a loose cannon.

But I always do whatever you ask of me

But I am

But I can tell you this, even if the odds are 50 50

But I can't even read it. My heart couldn't handle it

But I could let you rent it

But I do adore you

But I do have a very tasty announcement for you guys.

But I like that. How long you guys been dating?

But I love Ravi and I choose him No, you don't

But I promise to be under bearing for a week

But I want everything to be perfect

But I want to marry you Kelly Kapoor

But I would like to have a meeting

But I'm going to go ahead and say

But if he keeps having problems, just give me a call

But in vino veritas, as they say

But it wasn't me.

But it's free and we'll keep our eye on them

But it's It is me? Right?

But it's really good

But maybe it's a little more complicated than that

But my ancestors never worked in corporate America.

But nationals has always kinda been a dream of mine.

But never mind. Sorry to interrupt.

But not the man

But really it's not a big deal

But seriously, we don't want to bother you

But she's had a bad influence.

But someone dropped the ball

But sometimes he talks about flesh... And bacchanals.

But the boss is irrelevant.

But then every player comes in, one by one

But there are five six devices in this room alone

But there's a reason we sell our products online and over the phone

But there's no question about it

But they say prostate stimulation can help.

But Toby has that indescribable quality that makes a star.

But we figured out a way around it.

But when he describes himself as a child lost on a life raft...

But when I got there, I went right up to the house, and I was like

But who will be in just four short months.

But without you, Andy and I would be sitting in our

But you hurt your hand. I got it

But you just demolished him!

But you're gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets.

But you're saying there's a chance.

But your face does look like the guy from Operation.

But, you know the sooner the better Get back to normalcy

But, you know, whatever Ask me anything.

By contrast, I went to sleep with an erection so large

Bye, bye. I win

Bye, tuna! Bye, Pam!

Calibrate

Call

Calm down. He's not

Came up in here dancing and everybody was...

Can everyone just please...

Can I do it, Pam?

Can I have a hug?

Can I introduce you around now?

Can I just talk to you for one quick second?

Can I pull off a gold Arabian sandal?

Can I see? Sure.

Can we all agree that maybe the CEO should decide this?

Can we at least eliminate those that are not in the running?

Can we expect any payroll interruptions?

Can we just like never talk about it again?

Can we turn this * thing around, please? Thank you.

Can we turn this around quickly? This is very important to me

Can you help me? I'm trying to make a video chat with Andy

Can you just do it?

Can you just smile, please?

Can you without running to the other side of the room all night?

Can't do it because I got to run a meeting, so

Captain Mutato is half man, half mermaid

Careful, Jim it gets easier and easier

Catching butterflies?

Cathy, write that down and print it out

Cathy! Go

Cathy? It's been great, fun, normal

Cece was around 22 weeks, but Philip was much earlier.

Certainly.

Chair, lamp, plant,

Charlie Rose I don't know who that is

Check it out. There's a video online.

Check this out My brother just got a new sailboat

Check your hair

Cheers, cheers, cheers.

Cheers! All right!

Cheeseburger or hamburger?

Chosen after Robert was chosen and quit

Chumbo, come on, help me out Any problems with Little Chumbo?

Classic Gabe move.

Closing ceremonies.

Closing the Binghamton branch

Cold time has kind of a strut

College rules

Colossus at Rhodes

Come in today

Come on in.

Come on, a little gold Arabian slipper.

Come on, Gabe, you can't handle his hamstrings.

Come on, I know. You've got so much on your plate

Come on, man. Can you just give us a yes or a no?

Come on, Ryan, really? Ravi's way better.

Come on.

Come to Papa

Company for 20 years

Concentrate on the hosting.

Concentrating all of my efforts on educating, mentoring

Congratulations, you just lost $100

Cookies, eh?

Cool

Cool down fiesta begins right now

Core's critical.

Could be a bat weevil

Could be any idiot.

Cover me

Cover me with the sheet immediately

Crazy story Yes

Crazy stuff

Creating a kind of a greenhouse effect. Come on

Creed, you are 1 ,000 years old

Curled up with a good book

Custom ordered the same suit made with tear away Velcro

Cute kids Thanks for coming.

D Dog

Dad, don't think of it as a demotion

Dad, go to he I'm taller than you

Daddy's just got to sell some cookies

Damn it

Damn it

Damn it, Jim

Damn it!

Damn it! Kevin. God

Damn it.

Darryl Toby's probably in bed with some model.

Darryl, read the texts

Darryl, we'd love to see little Jada come by

David has generously offered to donate $1 ,000,000 in matching funds

David Wallace hasn't worked here in years.

David, what are you doing here?

Day and a half? My lumbar would be killing me

Deeper market penetration plus greater visibility will raise Sabre...

Depending on the availability of the goats.

Describe it Brown, shiny, painful bite

Describe its mood. Did it seem sleepy?

Desire to influence a business decision

Did I throw this party to impress my parents?

Did someone say girl talk?

Did you actually try your hardest?

Did you see that?

Didn't make a toast, so hang on.

Didn't mean to bother you, mabel.

Different guy You know what

Dirty diapers, waiting for someone to change us, wipe us.

Do not bring Shakespeare into this

Do not stop until you get to Scranton

Do not stop until you get to Scranton

Do we live in a cookie cutter's world?

Do we spit it out on the floor or keep it in our mouths

Do you guys think he's right, though?

Do you not own a mirror?

Do you see David Wallace in the room right now?

Do you think I'd like that,

Do you want us to get scolded?

Does anyone else think this is weird?

Does this thing have turbo? Nitrous?

Doesn't really support any other... So, check out, that's my brother's boss

Doing this, Dwight

Doing whatever I want

Don't act like a little boy who needs

Don't know. Don't read Didn't see the movie.

Don't make me be your pony, Kevin.

Don't play dumb with me I know what's up.

Don't shake our baby Yeah.

Don't shake the baby

Don't talk to me

Don't touch my treasure

Don't worry, I won't lay an egg.

Don't, and I will find another buyer.

Down to Florida, she was not expecting it

Dragging sticks

Dragging sticks

Dragging?

Dude buys more cookies than everyone combined.

Dude, you didn't tell me you were * Val High five!

Dunder Mifflin, the farm Mose, all those things vanish in my rearview mirror

Dunder Mifflin.

Dunder Mifflin.

During my temporary absence

Dwight

Dwight couldn't get it up for Nellie?

Dwight is going to be working alongside me

Dwight is no longer with us

Dwight K Schrute. Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.

Dwight K Schrute. Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.

DWIGHT The math is simple, folks

Dwight told everyone not to touch his treasure

Dwight told me about it earlier

Dwight, come on

Dwight, give me a key card to your room

Dwight, he's going to kill the store. Mmm hmm.

Dwight, I am still not ready to name the V.P

Dwight, I can't do this Dwight

Dwight, please Nice try, Jim.

Dwight, what are you doing here?

Dwight, what are you doing?

Dwight! We're fine

Dwight?

Dwight?

Dwight?

Dwight?

Dwight. V.P. Dwight. V.P

Easy to remember.

Effete, soft penised debutante.

Eiffel Tower! Okay

Eight cases Bright White Inkjet

Embezzle. To commit fraud.

English people's main use today is judging American talent.

Erin made it clear to me that he was unable

Erin, come... Come on

Erin, how long did we order those billboards for?

Erin, HR is a joke. I can't do anything about anything

Erin, I am so glad that you trusted me

Erin, on the phone memos you're writing the date American style

Erin, one, two, three

Erin!

Erin.

Especially if you don't properly cinch the girth

Especially me

Especially the gymnasts

Especially when converting from male to female

Even though we didn't do it

Ever, ever. Never

Every day, I brief Nellie on what's going on in the office.

Every guy in this room has been touched by this affliction. Tuna?

Every salesman I've ever met

Every time he looks at you,

Everybody!

Everyone is better than this

Everyone meet in the hotel bar at 7:00

Everyone, empty your pockets

Everyone, stop what you're doing I have terrible news

Everyone. Conference room, now.

Everything's a joke. I know

Ew

Ew

Exactly

Exactly, that's just like crate training.

Exactly.

Excuse me

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Fair enough But after it bit you did it run away fearful?

Fair enough. Um

Family picture

Fascinating Fascinating

Feast on this, Lewis.

Feel you deserve to be treated

Feel. Seriously

Figure this out between yourselves

Find my cell phone charger mail it back to me and then go to hell

Fine, it was me. I couldn't I had a problem with Erin last night

Fire the employee, yes

Five dots, Darryl? Are you kidding me?

Five, four

Five, four You're just saying numbers.

Five, four, three two, one.

Five, six...

Flat curl contest.

Flounders frequently experience impotence

For a 180 pound man with no fat.

For a dude who ate his own restaurant? Brandon.

For example, when it turns an awkward soprano into a rich, full tenor.

For how much protein powder to scoop.

For jumping in and minding the store

For Kelly? Yeah.

For Nellie last night,

For once in my life I am staying here.

For something, anything

For the entire afternoon."

For things to hit each other with.

Fore! Oh, yeah

Forever.

Forget it, man

Forget the beets.

Forgive my pants, they fell down.

Forgot to turn off my email It's crazy, right?

Forty three was just

Forty. Always

Freak, I need a favor

Free them up to focus more completely on the menial

From from last night.

From poles outside of the villages

From the moment you entered our building and our hearts

From the photo shoot with you and me?

From total loss to total boss. I mean

Funny, edgy, right up to the line without crossing it. Loved it.

Gabe bragged about having an extra ticket to the air show this weekend

Genghis Khan could take 'em both down,

Get down

Get in the game, Gabriel.

Get lower

Get out of the car Get out!

Get out.

Get up there and sing or I will cut your larynx

Get up. Get up

Get your own guitar.

Getting along with Ryan again

Getting to know Andy's friends here.

Girls know a lot of stuff too, okay?

Go

Go dent his hood.

Go slash his tires!

Go, go! Take the stairs! Now!

Go! Go, go, go, go

Goat

God, I don't even remember what that fight was about.

God, I'm glad he's okay though

God, Ryan, go away She found herself a beautiful boyfriend

God! I feel so gross I have to go take a shower

God! It's so greasy You should just shave all this

God. Yeah, he's so great

Going over the goats with me?

Gonna be hanging out with Stanley on this trip

Gonna take that

Good bye, Dwight

Good luck to you

Good slam

Good to be back

Good, good This carpet's overdue for a good mopping

Good. The heating system, though, in my room is all messed up

Gosh, I hope so

Gosh, the moon one's damning

Gosh, you jump to conclusions

Got it

Got it. Good night

Got me in some trouble a couple years ago.

Got room for another in the roost? Huh?

Great billboard!

Great Five, four, three two, one.

Great job. Cheers

Great, right up there

Great, yeah. Good

Gretchen, I need another marmalade.

Gross, don't lick my hand God, why is there so much saliva?

Gross! What? What? What? What?

Gross. Gross, gross

Guess he wasn't vice prezzy material after all

Guess we found Andy's rosebud.

Guys He has...

Guys, come here

Guys, I got my old job back

Guys, my family just threw a garden party

Gymnasts? You're going to seek out uneducated gymnasts?

Hank, please remove Nellie from my office

Hank, thank God you're here.

Happy birthday to Gabe

Happy?

Harry Jannerone, Dunder Mifflin Syracuse.

Harry Jannerone. Dunder Mifflin, Syracuse.

Harry, there is a time for every decision,

Has given me his personal phone number.

Have a good time at the...Thing.

Have a lovely evening

Have imbedded themselves in me

Have to run it as impotence is a concept

Have you ever used Sabre electronics, Jim?

Have you guys been watching any good Korean soap operas?

Haven't heard any complaints Wouldn't care if I did

Having my birthday party here.

He clearly had the infinite wisdom

He defecated

He does not like that wall

He doesn't even care

He had a massive stroke of good fortune

He has no idea what he just got himself into.

He has, like, this je ne sais quoi.

He is a blend of all the salesmen.

He is now a multi millionaire

He just wants visitors to sign in.

He knows what he's doing

He refused to go out in the rain until I bought these

He said "l did like Dwight"? He's going to fire him.

He says Salvation. No last name.

He taught me that

He will not listen

He would eviscerate babies and hang them

He's been a nightmare

He's been promoted to V.P. of Sabre Retail

He's going to be freed up to do

He's gone, damn it

He's just thinking of 15 different ways to do you?

He's like Super Dwight

He's not hitting me, but he's been verbally abusing me

He's not picking up

He's our CEO.

He's really not that busy.

He's running!

He's searching out younger gays.

He's so sweet He pointed to my latte and he said

Hello Where is it?

Hello, Andy.

Hello, Cece Halpert?

Hello, Erin. Hello, everybody

Hello, ma baby Hello, ma honey

Hello, ma ragtime gal

Hello, my baby Hello, my honey

Hello, my name is Oscar I'm an accountant in Scranton, Pennsylvania

Hello, Nell, it's mom.

Hello, sir. Good day.

Hello, waffle iron

Hello! Hello, my clucking hens.

Hello! What do we have here?

Hello?

Hello? Dwight?

Hello? Dwight?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Andy Bernard to see the CEO.

Help! Help

Here we go!

Here, let me help

Here, this is for your elbows, for your elbows.

Here.

Here's a map And if you get lost just follow the blue line

Here's my advice Figure out what your heart wants.

Het warming impromptu father son duet..

Hey

Hey

Hey

Hey Hey

Hey Hey

Hey Senator Lipton.

Hey, Andy, how about you don't steal my business strategies