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Star Trek: Lower Decks (2020) - Season 2

Star Trek: Lower Decks (2020) - Season 2

Star Trek: Lower Decks is an animated television series that premiered in 2020. Created by Mike McMahan, this show joins the vast Star Trek universe with a fresh comedic twist. Set in the year 2380, it takes place aboard the USS Cerritos, a less prestigious Starfleet ship tasked with second contact missions.

The second season of Star Trek: Lower Decks continues to follow the misadventures of the lower-ranked crew members, known as the "lower decks," as they navigate through the daily challenges of their duties. With a perfect blend of humor and dedicated storytelling, this season promises to deliver even more laughs while exploring the deeper themes and values that the Star Trek franchise is known for.

The main cast of Star Trek: Lower Decks consists of talented voice actors who bring the characters to life with their distinct performances.

1. Jack Quaid as Ensign Brad Boimler: A eager-to-please, by-the-book officer who strives to climb the ranks of Starfleet.
2. Tawny Newsome as Ensign Beckett Mariner: A witty and rebellious officer who often finds herself in the middle of chaotic situations.
3. Noel Wells as Ensign Tendi: A cheerful and eager medical officer who is always excited to explore new frontiers of science and medicine.
4. Eugene Cordero as Ensign Rutherford: A friendly and exceptional engineer who is determined to find purpose in his work and personal life.
5. Jerry O'Connell as Commander Jack Ransom: The charismatic and overly confident first officer of the USS Cerritos.
6. Dawnn Lewis as Captain Carol Freeman: The competent yet often frustrated captain of the USS Cerritos who struggles to maintain her ship's reputation.
7. Fred Tatasciore as Lieutenant Shaxs: The fearless and aggressive Bajoran security officer who is always ready for a fight.
8. Gillian Vigman as Doctor T'Ana: The cynical and no-nonsense chief medical officer aboard the USS Cerritos.
9. Paul Scheer as Lieutenant Commander Andy Billups: The level-headed and slightly neurotic chief engineer of the USS Cerritos.

With such a talented voice cast, the characters of Star Trek: Lower Decks come to life in a way that ensures audiences are fully engaged and entertained.

The second season of Star Trek: Lower Decks introduces exciting new storylines and character development. Viewers can expect more hilarious and absurd situations aboard the USS Cerritos, as the lower-ranking officers navigate their responsibilities and create unforeseen chaos along the way. The show cleverly balances its comedic moments with heartfelt encounters, touching on themes of friendship, loyalty, and staying true to one's values in the face of adversity.

With the release of the second season, fans can once again immerse themselves in the Star Trek universe, enjoying the unique blend of humor and sci-fi that has made the franchise beloved for decades. Whether you're a longtime fan of Star Trek or new to the series, Star Trek: Lower Decks guarantees an unforgettable and entertaining experience.

To enhance the immersive experience, viewers can also enjoy and download the sounds and music from the show. From the iconic Star Trek opening theme to the quirky sound effects that punctuate the comedic moments, these sounds add an extra layer of enjoyment and familiarity to the show. You can easily access these sounds by visiting the official Star Trek: Lower Decks website or streaming platforms where the show is available.

Star Trek: Lower Decks (2020) - Season 2 promises to deliver a delightful and hilarious journey through the outer reaches of space. So grab a phaser and your sense of humor, and get ready to join the crew of the USS Cerritos in their misadventures.

You can play and download these sounds here: [link to the official Star Trek: Lower Decks website or relevant streaming platforms].

A bee got in the shuttle, sir.
A bee? How did a bee get in the shuttle in space?!
A bit above the Pakleds' grade level?
A Caitian has to be... intimate once a year,
A Captain can't worry about feelings
A classic. Can't wait.
A computer tricked us into fighting each other.
A cost/benefit analysis for greater long term profits.
A couple crystalline entities getting frisky huh.
A crystalline entity consuming a rogue planet,
A dangerous creature not indigenous to this planet.
A deep relationship with numbers, Commander.
A fancy cruiser stuffed with puffy monarchs
A gas giant, couple Class Js,
A hard time remembering which regulation keeps me
A huge factor in getting a promotion
A hundred reassignments? Plus,
A hundred year war, all because
A little more specific than that?
A little part of him is still alive
A lot nicer than you'd think
A lot of civilizations blame it on the supernatural.
A lot of humans think we're all thieves and pirates.
A lot, a little? Ballpark?
A meager price to pay to get you on the throne.
A microscopic civilization brought me back to life
A mission's only as important as you make it, Mariner.
A nautilus shell, bronze pineapple, little Gorn doll.
A perfectly good storybook
A powered down viewscreen isn't going to be any help
A regenerative shield amplifier.
A remarkable creature.
A shock? There's, like, a hundred of 'em!
A simulated experience
A small price to pay for no worries
A soldier of the empire who does not spit in the face of duty.
A subspace communication number and we'll be good to go.
A ten percent gratuity on a biannual basis?
A total fraud.
A view like this makes you realize
Aah, flying orb!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah, God.
Aah! Borg Queen!
Aah! I can't believe you're touching it.
Aah! Or else what?
Aah! Thank you. This this was a great honor.
Aboard the Ladyjane too,
About the whole omniscient murder god thing, Captain.
About time, Starfleet.
About what's going on on the ship
Above the grav stabilizer's static diffusers.
Accelerated somatic mutation rate, and he's fine now.
Access protocol can you imagine?
ACD is the most degrading day of the year.
Acid punkers love singing about caves!
Actually feel the exact same way.
Actually, it is.
Actually, it's been great. I I think she respects me.
Adding me might result in a net negative for the collective.
ADDIX: Yeah, I can fix it. The trick is
ADMIRAL FREEMAN: The Laap System is fairly unassuming:
Admiral Slattery got so drunk, he commandeered a light cruiser.
After a hard day of working on the ship,
After a taste of my... excruciator!
After riding those tropical waves
After talkin' with that powder keg friend of yours.
After we drop this thing off,
After what you did to me, Becky?
AGIMUS [muffled]: Help. Help me.
AGIMUS reigns!
AGIMUS: Hey, now, this has all been a huge mistake.
AGIMUS: I could fix that.
AGIMUS: With that programming? Good luck.
AGIMUS: You are too late!
Agreed. And there was one thing she did manage
Agreed. I'm proud you're my daughter,
Ah, "Unzak and Vhila as children?"
Ah, Captain Freeman. I guess this means
Ah, damn it!
Ah, I can learn
Ah, it's nice to meet someone who understands
Ah, keep your pips on, Billups.
Ah, man, Boims would have loved this mission.
Ah, no biggie. I don't have anything else going on.
Ah, no, no. Just trust us
Ah, nothing like clawing your way up the side
Ah, okay, don't don't need the necklace.
Ah, Rumdar returns
Ah, Shaxs, you always get me.
Ah, sorry. The universal translator doesn't always...
Ah, thank you, Ensign...
Ah, thank you, friend.
Ah, we were kind of being punks all day
Ah, what a catch
Ah, what have we here? [sniffs deeply]
Ah, yeah, it wasn't designed for flippers
Ah, yeah. Not surprised you fellas need a drink
Ah, yes, Rebner, we've met several times
Ah, you heard that, huh?
Ah, Your Highness, allow me to...
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! No, no, no!
Ah! Hold on.
Ah! Ooh!
Ah.
Ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah...
Ah. Maintenance hatch 788,
Aha! Faulty resonators.
Aha! I got it.
Alien pronunciations here.
ALL [chanting]: Billups! Billups! Billups!
All costs.
All I did was stand in the back of a banquet all day.
All Ransom on the mount?
All right, all right, all right.
All right, big guy
All right, can't adjust the frequency anymore... Yoink.
All right, deck 12, follow the yellow line
All right, fan out
All right, fella, in you go. [groans]
All right, fine. You win, you win!
All right, here we go. Computer, resume program.
All right, I'll reassign him. Bummer.
All right, I'm sorry I left you on Ceti Alpha.
All right, if we split up, we can knock this out in an hour.
All right, let's get back to work
All right, let's just get this over with
All right, let's see, we've got a tetryon wormhole,
All right, look alive, people. Yeoman Ransom,
All right, pay up.
All right, who's drinking?
All right, who's next?
All right, you know what's shameful?
All right! Shots! Shots!
All right.
All right. [grunts] Here you go.
All right. Give me the bad news
All this scary stuff by using them from the start
All those life and death decisions,
All you control is the dimmer switch.
All you guys are spending warp with a bridge buddy?
All you're doing is torturing that young officer.
All your favorite places on the ship,
Allow me to introduce myself
Almost seems unfair to make them compete with us
Aloha!
Along my bottom up, my liege.
Also, don't date Barnes.
Also, I was being a jerk too,
Always warm to the touch.
Ambassador Grubdin
An anomalous energy reading nearby
And a deeper appreciation for each other.
And a glass of Thai iced tea.
And access the engineering sub conduits
And all I did was get people killed.
And an unstable planetoid right here,
And another at 38.20!
And be like, "Anybody order bottle service?"
And being horny always gets me in the mood to torture.
And being lower decks sucks!
And bury it in the clay.
And captain stuff has gotten real fuzzy.
And catching love disease and acting in plays
And collect the bridge crew's research materials
And Commander Ransom should make a full recovery.
And don't even get me started
And Dr. T'Ana hugged me!
And fewer galleries to go through means better odds.
And find a way back to your own dimension.
And free climb a radiation coolant pipe.
And freeze it so I can nano suture your dendrites by hand.
And get that number picked now!
And he doesn't want to admit it
And he'd probably be super pissed.
And he's hovering
And his calloused squire.
And honestly, I'm getting tired of you guys whining all day
And how much will that put us back?
And how.
And I can say two things:
And I can take someone along. You want to come with?
And I can't let Tom Paris go, not until he signs my plate.
And I come in..
And I didn't give up any information, either
And I don't need you messing up our score
And I don't want the crew finding out
And I hate the way you question me all the time.
And I have dad issues.
And I heard the captain's getting a promotion.
And I kind of already told her
And I like to think things out.
And I must perform the Royal Copulation.
And I should pick your brain, if that's okay.
And I wish I could say that it was because of something else,
And I won't stop until all the bile is...
And I'd be happy to share it if you help me move
And I'll be overseein' 'em I don't want any of your crew
And I'll explain everything.
And I'll stay here and guard the computer
And I'm always with Rutherford.
And I'm glad I do.
And I'm gonna go find a boulder.
And I'm so sorry for letting you down
And I'm sorry I spread a rumor
And I'm, like, a year behind being friends with you.
And if I don't make it through this,
And it totally changed her personality.
And it wasn't a good match. She didn't care that a red alert
And it worked! Thanks to you, the Cerritos crew will
And it's all because of this stupid plate!
And it's our duty to respect sentient life
And join us for a celebration with the locals
And just what do you think you're doing, Ensign Freeman?
And made me question the basic tenets of my reality
And made you feel like you weren't my equals,
And make a new friend?
And make sure not to say anything rude,
And make sure your mom doesn't get us all killed!
And maybe if you tell me how you came back,
And meeting his identical transporter clone Thomas.
And my commanding officer was from Honolulu
And my old friend Captain Sonya Gomez
And never have friends,
And no one can tell me otherwise!
And no responsibilities.
And noticed it could use some improvement.
And now he eats them all the time.
And now I am going to my quarters!
And now she decides to take off
And now they're threatening Klingons?
And now you want to adjust our current heading
And peaceful diplomatic solutions
And plus, I'll have you know,
And prepare to return to Vulcan.
And pumped full of dilithium
And release the mag clamps
And repairs are complete. Should we head back in?
And right now we're down a member.
And right now we're heading into a pile
And say what he would say. From the heart
And she is not Captain Janeway
And slower and smaller than my other officers.
And solving science mysteries instead of nonstop fighting
And something tells me we're gonna make a great team..
And that is exactly the type of outburst
And that's when we cut the strings.
And the reason you don't know much about me?
And the replicators are broken.
And the same to you.
And their genitals are sensitive to phaser fire
And then Oh, wait, you do know about the black mountain, right?
And then I will take over the Federation!
And then swim the length of the hydrotube
And then there's three squiggly lines.
And then we all applaud
And then wedge into the filter nodule
And there were a ton during the Dominion War.
And they recombined
And this is our job?
And those horses. I would never get trampled by a horse.
And those run the length of the ship
And today, he's on the Cerritos!
And try to pin it on Starfleet
And Tuvok did it when he infiltrated the Maquis.
And use it to save Spock on the Genesis planet."
And we get to go on a mission with him!
And we might do the missions nobody else wants,
And we never back down from a challenge
And we'll have a good laugh about it. [chuckles]
And we're Starfleet
And while I can assume I'll remain at your side,
And while we've been "playing captain" all day,
And you are letting us into that party!
And you can do some good for a change
And you got caught in the middle.
And you know what?
And you might want to loosen up.
And you want to maintain the illusion of command, yeah.
And you're so good at guitar and...
And you're trying to steal from my precious collection.
And you've been in tougher spots than this.
And your implant are communicating.
And, hey, I'm gonna do you a favor.
And, of course, it didn't hurt to goose the drills a bit.
And, oh, did I find a crew.
And, uh, lots of danger
And, we're at a crucial point in the negotiation.
Anderson! Okona is in there?
Andy, I'm so sorry. If there's anything I can do.
Anomalies, by definition, are strange.
Anomaly consolidation day is the worst.
Another one of those try hards who only wants to rank up
Any luck with those physicals?
Anyone hungry?
Anything for you, Mistress of the Winter Constellations.
Anything that isn't stupid.
Apologies for the delay.
Apologies, my Federation Standard is still shaky.
Apparently she stepped down because of on the job stress.
Apparently they're looking to nurture abandoned mugato
Approaching debris field, Captain.
Are any of you actually gonna do something?
Are are you sure? Because I've got
Are probably just to slow down and buy time.
Are we almost at a compromise?
Are we commandeering their ship?
Are you Have you been drinking?
Are you [bleep] kidding me?!
Are you [bleep] me?
Are you a star
Are you a Vulcan now?
Are you attempting to insult me?
Are you in need of aid?
Are you kidding? I loved it!
Are you kidding? Why even listen to Klingon
Are you ready to give us presents?
Are you saying it can't be done?
Are you sure you want to do this?
Are you sure you weren't in an air lock?
Are you talking about the D? The flagship?
Are you tired? Because you've been
ARMUS: Damn you!
ARMUS: What stuff? Stop that!
ARMUS: Who said that? Show yourself.
Arnock, at the race of Natara through my mind all night
As a mother, I can understand
As an emotional defense mechanism.
As an ensign
As any other ship in the fleet!
As awesome as everybody says?
As captain, you must infiltrate the Terran Empire
As captain, you must save your crew,
As captain, you must survive a lawless frontier town
As if Starfleet would ever hide a black ops agent
As if there weren't more important jobs for us to do.
As long as you aren't bothered by the optics,
As long as you keep a clean record, of course.
As long as your latinum's gold pressed
As Picard's or any other.
As soon as the project is complete
As such, I must call upon the aid
Assimilate. I must assimilate!
At high vibratory frequencies.
At least it's remembering that Starfleet
At least you didn't fall for that.
At least you weren't responsible for the destruction
At the Battle of Klach D'kel Brakt.
At the Daystrom Institute. Ransom?
At the top!
Attention, all decks.
Attention, all hands
Attention, everyone
Aw, boo. We never get to know the cool stuff.
Aw, but come on. How often do we get to be face to face
Aw, crap. It's the evil computer.
Aw, hey, Boimler. I didn't know you had a passion for pottery.
Aw, look at you.
Aw, man
Aw, man.
Aw, shoot, the access port's locked behind this panel
Aw, son of a...
Aw, sorry, man. No getting eaten by an arthropod today.
Aw, sugar.
Aw, thank you, Rutherford.
Aw, thanks.
Aw, what are they gonna do, suck us to death?
Aw.
Aw. Look at this little guy
Aw. Thanks, Rutherford.
Aye, Captain.
Aye, Captain. 90 seconds to spacedock.
B 9 3? That's a great moon!
Back at the Academy
Back in, uh, what was it?
Back on Deep Space 9, and I had it fixed
Back there at the compound.
Backup power cells are down
Backwards time.
Bad Dr. T'Ana. Bad!
Bad for us! I don't want a whole new captain.
Bad girls, bad gender nonbinary babes,
Ballroom Alpha? Aw, that's where all the big parties are
BARNES: Captain, we have an unknown ship
Be careful how you stand
Because as long as we were working on this,
Because I like pears?
Because I never want to work with you again.
Because I started that rumor.
Because I thought we were friends!
Because I'm a Kirk style free spirit
Because it keeps jerks away from me
Because it's a sport I can practice on my own,
Because of my heroics
Because of our experience with the Pakleds last year
Because of your combined talent and dedication
Because on every ship, I never have friends who
Because she's always getting demoted.
Because today you were the badasses.
Because you guys were in charge
Because you're right.
Because you've got a chip on your shoulder
Because, you know, resonance.
Beckett Mariner, ensign on the Cerritos
Beckett.
Before he even knew it was gone.
Before we lose comms
Before you close that, consider...
Begins on the lower decks
Behold my giant helmet!
Behold the first coming of Ransom!
Being an unstoppable mommy daughter team for a while,
Being captain is the role of a lifetime.
Being overrun with Dooplers.
Belay that order
Believe me, I know
Believe me, I know.
Bet you couldn't throw me into that control console over there.
Better.
Between us, I can't get him off the ship fast enough.
Big body Rutherford? Aw, I missed all the good stuff.
Big chunk, starboard, roughly 55.18 degrees.
Billups can calculate warp variance,
Billups doesn't need to know!
Billups is still waiting on his peach daiquiri.
Billups, tell me we're good to go.
Billups, we wouldn't get anything done!
BILLUPS: Faking your death, blowing up your own ship?
BILLUPS: No.
BILLUPS: Okay, team.
BILLUPS: Well, it's only going to get worse
Billups!
Blocking comms?!
BOIMLER [singsongy]: Come and find us.
Boimler to Cerritos
Boimler, can you hear me?
Boimler, no!
Boimler, you idiot
BOIMLER: Cap'n! Cap'n! I drew the banners!
BOIMLER: Crap! Another one!
BOIMLER: Fish people!
BOIMLER: Hey, Cap, the name Brad
BOIMLER: Hey!
BOIMLER: I mean, yes! Of course!
BOIMLER: Oh, God, they're mating
BOIMLER: Oh, no. We're in the gravity well.
BOIMLER: Oh, this could get violent if he tries
BOIMLER: Ooh,
BOIMLER: Probably her idea.
BOIMLER: They took everything that I was.
BOIMLER: They're all from moons!
Boimler!
Boimler! We did it. Hey, it's all good.
Boimler! What are you doing up here?
Boimler?
Boimler?
Boimler? [gasps] You look amazing.
Boimler. I took a little Tamarian at the Academy.
Boimler. USS Titan
Boimler's got it. Just give him time.
Boimler's my number one! Now he has to grow a beard.
Boims, don't engage. That's how they get you.
Boims! What? No. I totally thought
Boimy's got a phaser rifle. Nice.
Boo
Boom, hit by an asteroid
Bossing around tiny Boimler in the itty bitty bar.
BOTH: Aah! Patingi!
BOTH: Uh...
BOTH: We both did it.
Boy, before I lost my memory,
Brace for grabbing!
Brad... William
Bradward Boimler.
Brains are inside of our skins.
Bridge officers are always coming back from the dead.
Bright side: they're not full sized robots, right? Right?
Bury him, like Data's head
But a lot's changed since slightly earlier today
But as your cool mom,
But beware, for you are a wanted man..
But but no!
But can you try not to rat me out to Ransom this time, okay?
But Command doesn't like
But don't these guys do navigation?
But getting pissed helps them get it back
But guess what? You don't need them you've got us.
But have you ever been in a real life or death situation?
But he can't remember to tighten the lid on a jar.
But he said that you should negotiate a cease fire.
But he was dead. I...
But how could you not?
But I am authorized by the captain
But I can't argue with the profit margin.
But I can't believe you guys would ever believe that
But I can't stand sharing command with you
But I do know that in this, our darkest hour,
But I guess you have to make it all about you.
But I know for sure he saved me.
But I know it was my fault that you died.
But I love my zone. It's so comfortable
But I really am feeling way more captainy than usual.
But I really don't want you to die again!
But I really hate that Andorian.
But I think I remembered something I wasn't supposed to?
But I think maybe we work better apart
But I... I...
But I'll tell you what,
But I'm a little nervous
But I'm afraid your special family heirloom is broken.
But I'm reading transphasic energy within the perimeter.
But in seven hours, we'll be dea
But instead of getting torn, we'll be stacking.
But it might be too late.
But it says here that you haven't come in
But it was my ego that turned me...
But it's different. She's, like, so attentive.
But it's just been a big mess.
But it's Starfleet all the way.
But look at all this ionic plasma
But maybe after that, racquetball?
But no two sets are the same.
But now the only thing you're confident of
But now we're friends!
But on the Cerritos? Yeah, right.
But one of you guys has to swim down
But really give them a piece of your mind
But she can't until your drill is over.
But still, I think I should add your biological distinctiveness
But thanks, man, that's really big of you
But that means..
But that's what you're doing.
But the high ticket items in these cases?
But then it stopped working
But there's definitely something wrong with you.
But this black eye he gave me is way cooler than a signed plate.
But this ship is my home
But trust me, the real action
But we are Starfleet
But we are still Starfleet.
But we are the best at what we do.
But we should have time for a quick round.
But we're best friends!
But we're in Starfleet,
But we're not dead yet,
But what do we do?
But what if I forget her again?
But when it comes to a fight,
But who cares about that?
But why would you want me to be one? I mean, I got
But why? The biometric scan is non invasive.
But with boots on the ground, we'll find her.
But with hard work, and plenty of drills, this one is now..
But would you follow it into battle?
But you can't ask them to follow you there.
But you don't have to, 'cause guess what?
But you fix the Cerritos all the time
But you guys were right. It sucked!
But you have a warrior's spirit.
But you knew I wanted to get a promotion.
But you love the job, and I respect that
But you weren't there to make fun of them with me
But you would get arrested, too
But, like, could you, you know, just, like, juice it a bit?
But, you know, don't feel bad
But... [sighs] I have ACD.
By 1.7 degrees, because of this...
By ending the sale or slaughter of the mugato
By Hysperian law, if I lose my virginity,
By just opening up to other people.
By Klingons and Pakleds.
Caitians have a bunch of hormonal events like that.
Call themselves "collectors."
Calm down, horses love me; I'm a maverick
Calm down, Stevens. He's gonna be fine
Can I have all your codes now?
Can I power wash a couple buildings?
Can you believe that?
Can you resist your own temptations and save the ship?
Can you take my shift in Cetacean Ops
Can you, like, hurry it up?
Can't have that.
Can't wait to see the look on her face.
Can't we just warp past the debris?
Captain Carol Freeman
Captain Exley and his number one.
Captain Freeman Day's only a week away
Captain Freeman. I'm Commander Mandel
Captain Gomez is recovering nicely.
Captain on deck! Real captain.
Captain Shelby and her number one.
Captain to Transporter Room Two.
Captain wants you in her ready room.
Captain, a Varuvian explosion would emit metreon particles
Captain, ah, yes, I thank you.
Captain, both vessels are powering weapons
Captain, but I beat the Borg Queen in chess,
Captain, did you want your coffee with cream or...
Captain, his ship the hull's integrity's failing.
Captain, I ask that you reconsider.
Captain, I believe you are making an error
Captain, I... I'm afraid I must resign from Starfleet.
Captain, if we're going, we have to go now.
Captain, the Klingon ship is retreating!
Captain, the leg has been passed
Captain, the project I have been working on is
Captain, there's a giant head approaching the ship.
Captain, this is going sideways.
Captain, two escape pods just launched
Captain, we are being fired upon
Captain, we can't last much longer!
Captain, we have an incoming communication
Captain, we just received a distress call
Captain, we're being hailed.
Captain, we've reached the crystalline entity.
Captain, your targ is most impressive.
Captain! What are your orders?
Cardio, plus a little strength training.
Careful, Ruthy, he's gonna try to collect you.
Careful. Those can release a gelatinous spray
Carol, I know Cali class isn't afraid
CASEY: Boimler,
CASEY: Captain, his power is... diminishing.
CASEY: He's growing hands.
Cerritos crew, we've got to do more drills
Cerritos strong!
Cetacean Ops?
Chairman Siggi, allow me to offer my deepest condolences
Chaos on the bridge means no one's gonna notice
Cheaters don't deserve Nausicaan latinum.
Check it out. No more glitch.
Chili, gravy, chocolate sundae! Hot!
Chirp
Chirp.
Chirp.
Chirp.
Chirp.
Chirp.
Chirp.
Chirp.
Chirp.
Chirp.
Chroniton radiation stream.
Clean your public spaces, people
Clear the area!
Clear them out, fools
Clone Boimler and make sure he's cool with it. Aah!
Clone me's staying on the Titan, so here I am
Close your eyes, think about Riker,
CODY: Whoa, Shaxs is back?
Come on
Come on, Borg baby, this time you're coming with me
Come on, Brad. This is your home.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on...
Come on, I'm, like, practically escaped already, read the room.
Come on, let's go
Come on, let's go tell them they wasted their trip
Come on, Mariner, whatever you're doing up there, hurry!
Come on, we got to find the party.
Come on, who else would it be?
Come on, you're going to make it
Come on! [singsongy]: Girls' trip!
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Dr. T's grouchy, and you're great.
Come on. One little peek won't hurt.
Come on. Stay low. Follow me.
Come.
Command likes to keep a real sense of consistency
Commander level stuff is hard.
Commander Ransom said that you're
Commander, are you suggesting that I micromanage?
Commander, can you hear me?
Commander, wait. We're Starfleet officers.
COMPUTER 1: You'll do nothing of the sort,
COMPUTER 2: You both suck!
Computer, activate force field,
Computer, any food, hot, please.
Computer, birthday cake, lit candles,
Computer, deactivate force field.
Computer, emergency shutdown!
Computer, iced tea, splash of lemonade, cold.
Computer, ketchup, spicy kiwi.
Computer, locate Ensign Rutherford
Computer, open the door!
Computer, pause program.
Computer, play "Nightbird
Computer, pupusa, hot.
Computer, ramming speed!
Computer, taffy, honey, shrimp,
Computer, water, please.
COMPUTER: 83%
COMPUTER: 84%
COMPUTER: Authorization not recognized.
COMPUTER: Deviation from mission parameters
COMPUTER: Fail
COMPUTER: Fail.
COMPUTER: Klingon Encounter.
COMPUTER: Mission accomplished
COMPUTER: Personal log cannot be recorded.
COMPUTER: That is pesto
COMPUTER: The Good of the Many
COMPUTER: User not recognized.
COMPUTER: Warp core breach imminent.
Congrats, Brad. You were a real hero today.
Congratulations, Captain!
Congratulations, Ensign.
Congratulations. You got me
CONN OFFICER: Shuttle pilot's in distress
Considering there are no alternatives.
Contact the Apergosian High Leader,"
Controls are getting choppy.
Controls to help with your hot flashes!
Cool name, right? Makes us sound invincible.
Cool! Then maybe I'll tell him to boost the environmental
Cool.
Cool. Hope this isn't too high for you.
Cool. Well, welcome to the team.
Copy that, Captain. You all got the briefing
Correct. However, this region has never produced this type
Could be a nice break from our usual duties.
Could someone just [grunting]
Could you imagine serving with those biHnuchs?
Could you stop collecting for one...
Could you tell him I'm the Pakled captain?
Coward! You hide behind
Crap. The food.
Crisp air, tasty waves
Crispy lemon rock candy,
Curious. Shields to maximum power.
Cut power!
Cute speech. I'm sure it'll play great
Cybernetic implant of Ensign Rutherford is located
D'Onni, I have a piece of, uh, loot I need you to repair.
Damn it
Damn it!
Damn it! Block their communications!
Damn it! We have to get to the bridge!
Damn it. Call it
Damn, do I miss that ship
Dang it! [grunts]
Dang. That's gotta be a record.
Dangerous science trash that can't just get recycled
Dangerous situations for you
Deck Six is taking heavy damage

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