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The Muppets is a beloved franchise that has entertained audiences of all ages for decades. Known for their humor, wit, and lovable puppet characters, The Muppets have been a part of our lives since their creation.

Originally created by puppeteer Jim Henson, The Muppets made their debut in 1955 on a local television show called Sam and Friends. Through their successful appearances on various TV shows, such as The Ed Sullivan Show and The Tonight Show, The Muppets gained popularity and eventually got their very own TV series, The Muppet Show, in 1976.

The Muppet Show, which ran for five seasons until 1981, featured a cast of memorable characters, led by the iconic Kermit the Frog. Other main characters included Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo the Great, and the lovable but misunderstood Swedish Chef. The show was a variety-style program, with musical numbers, sketch comedy, and celebrity guest appearances. The Muppet Show became a huge success and introduced the world to the whimsical and witty humor that The Muppets are so well-known for.

In addition to television, The Muppets have also captured the hearts of moviegoers with their feature films. The Muppet Movie, released in 1979, was the first of many big-screen adventures. It followed the story of how the Muppets came together, with Kermit setting off on a journey to make it big in Hollywood. The movie was a box office hit and garnered critical acclaim, solidifying The Muppets' place in pop culture.

The Muppets continued to shine on the big screen with films like The Great Muppet Caper (1981), Muppets Take Manhattan (1984), and more recent releases like The Muppets (2011) and Muppets Most Wanted (2014). These films not only delighted fans with their comedic antics, but also showcased the incredible talent of the Muppet performers.

The Muppets also have a rich musical history. With catchy tunes and toe-tapping melodies, their songs have become iconic. From "The Rainbow Connection" to "Movin' Right Along," The Muppets' music has stood the test of time. Fans of the franchise can play and download these sounds here, further immersing themselves in the world of The Muppets.

Throughout the years, The Muppets have won countless awards and have become a cultural phenomenon. Their unique blend of comedy, heart, and infectious energy has endeared them to generations of fans. Whether it's on TV, in movies, or through their music, The Muppets continue to bring joy and entertainment to audiences worldwide.

So, join Kermit, Miss Piggy, and the rest of the gang on their hilarious adventures and heartfelt journeys. Immerse yourself in the world of The Muppets, and get ready to laugh, sing, and maybe even shed a tear or two. The Muppets truly are a treasure, and their legacy will continue to bring smiles to faces for many years to come.

A celebrity is not a people.
Aaah
Acting. Natural
Ah! That was hot!
All good things come to an end #statler and waldorf #all good things must end #end #finish #ending #burn #insult #bad
All right, good night, buddy
All right.
And all characters under the Muppet name.
And coming up next on CDE, The Muppet Telethon.
And I just come to bury you
And if we failed, we failed together,
And the medium gauge wire for the productions. Let's go take a look.
And the Muppets are like a big family. Well..
Animal Drum Solo #animal #drums #drum solo #muppets
Because you cannot laugh! Ha ha!
Before millions of people to prove you have what it takes
But I can't leave the theater now. This is important
Check the door on Stage 28
Chill kermit #tea time #relax #kermit #tea break
Citizens of Earth, the Great Gonzo is back.
Come on, guys
Come on, Kermit. Don't let these guys down now.
Contract.
Correct!
Enjoy your anniversary dinner.
Hang on, everyone!
Happy Fourth of July #the muppets #happy fourth of july #happy independence day #july 4th #fourth of july
Happy New Year! #new years eve #2019 #kermit the frog
He's the richest plumbing magnate in the Rust Belt
Hello! Yes
Hey guys, stop. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut
Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes!
Hey, these are yours, man
Hey, wait for me! I wanna help save the studio!
Hey, Walter
Hey, we're having a meeting here, man
Hurry! The show starts in ten minutes!
I always dreamed we'd be back here.
I can't see! Apollo 13!
I don't really know who you guys are. My agent just told me to show up.
I feel like a phony just being here.
I guess we're in
I love you, but you need to decide, are you a man
I miss you #i miss you #i need you #come back #kermit #miss piggy #love #can be without you
I think I'll call this room
I thought my story was pretty interesting
I wanna go with you! Oh, not again
I want to see you dance! #statler and waldorf #dance #partner #western
I went to Guinness Book of World Records... alone.
I will not air the show unless you find a real celebrity host
I'm Animal's court appointed sponsor.
I'm gonna go check on Jack Black and see if he has any ideas
I've been wearing this under my suit every single day for years!
In the name of all that's sacred, let it end!
It's going rather nicely. We might just make this
It's OK. They're really sweet.
It's OK. We'll be back to studying in two weeks.
Kemit and Fozzie Wishing You a Wonderful Holiday Season #happy holidays #holiday season #merry christmas #happy hanukkah #kermit #fozzie bear
Kermit? What are you doing here?
Kermit. We have our celebrity!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Muppet Telethon!
Let's hear it for Camilla and her farmyard friends!
Let's just start at the bottom and work our way back up to the top
Look at these ceilings!
Look out below!
Not now, Fozzie
Now that's a maniacal laugh for you!
Oh, but it's nice, and... and airy
Oh, I don't care. What do you feel like?
Oh, I don't think so!
Oh, my gosh. Walter? Walter, buddy? Walter, can you hear me?
Oh, no!
Oh, this is the most romantic thing ever.
Oh, um, just a couple hours now
Oh, Walter, don't be nervous.
Oh.
OK, I've got an idea. We need a pig that can sing
OK, Muppets. You've got yourselves a show
OK, this is it. 80's Robot, let's park around back
OK, very nice.
OK, well, I guess you guys are it for today.
Ooh..
Oopsie.
Ow! Ow
Ow.
Piggy?
Ride's bogus, anyway
Rowlf? Wanna get back together?
Running home with their tails between their legs
So how'bout those shopping centers?
So remember, folks, keep on calling and you'll help us reach our goal
So, what do we do now?
Somebody, anybody, please call the police
Sooner or later, you gotta believe in yourself, too,
Sorry, kid
Sorry. I was super excited.
Statler and Waldorf #muppets #statler #waldorf #insult #burn #bad show #bad #unwatchable
Step out of the vehicle!
Swedish Chef loves Turkey #swedish chef #turkey #thanksgiving #muppets
Take my picture!
Tell you what
Thank you
Thank you, all
That's kind of impossible because the show's in 12 hours!
The show is over!
The truth is... I can't perform with you guys.
Then we have... TV executive at six o'clock!
There's no audience in the theater. Look, it's totally empty
Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital,
To do that stuff
Ummm. No. Hey, so when are you guys leaving today?
Wait a minute. What are you doing?
Wait a second
Waka! Waka! #the muppets #fozzie bear #waka #waka waka #joke #bad joke #comedy
Walter, I thought we were gonna clean the balcony
We don't use the "d r u m" word
We drive.
We need one last act to bring us home
We need you
We'll be fine
We're getting the Muppets back together. We need you to drum again.
We're gonna have to get up on that roof
We're here!
Welcome to this week's edition of "Everything Stinks."
Well, gentlemen
Well, I... I guess...
Well, I... I just want to tell you that was a great show.
Well, it's back to the days of yore down at the old barbershop
Well, just do what I do. Pretend that the audience is naked
Well, now I am..
Well, that's that.
Well, why didn't you say so? Send him in!
What the wocka?
What're you waiting for, buddy? Get over there
Where...?
Where's everybody been?
Whoa, where you going? You threw me off balance!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoooa!
Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe?
With no electricity?
Wow. I can't believe we're all back together.
Yaaay #the muppets #kermit the frog #yay #happy #excited #enthused
Yay #yay #happy #muppets
Yeah, it's just that...
Yeah, well, I've wanted to talk to you about that, you see, because...
Yes, it's Kermit. The frog.
You excited for our big trip to LA? I have our list.
You! Order 28,000 tons of plumber's putty from Beijing.
You're drenched in sweat. Did you have the dream again?
You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time!
You're the Muppets! You do this to music!
You're the one who brought everyone here together.
# And someone to pose # Life's a piece of cake
# Life is full of glee # With someone to saw
# Mahna Mahna # Do do do do
# With someone to pedal # And someone to brake
All right. Mean lady
And you
Did you hand out all those flyers? Of course
Doing a great job, pal. You're doing a great job
Excellent. It's me, Kermit.
Gary, throw me over. What?
Good. You two have a great night. OK
Hey, shut the door! What is that?
How's the quiet life, Kermit? Piggy, froggy!
Huh? What?
I could break out the fart shoes. No, no, no, that will never work!
In the trunk. Get me outta here!
Miss..
Oh, look, an omelet station! Oh, where?
something about saving a theater. Yes, yes, of course
That was so fun! Nothing is.
The Muppet theater. Yeah.
Walter! Gary?
What about Hobo Joe? Who?
What does that mean? It's an idiom, you idiot,
What the...? Sorry
Where's..
Wow. Wow.
Yeah, head for the door. Grody to the max.
Yeah..
Yes, Kermie? Well..
Yes, sir. But, of course, it was all his fault
Yes, we are. Hi. Hello
...I don't have any talent at all
...the secrets of the universe...
'Cause I was thinking that maybe we could start at Fozzie's Joke Room...
"There's oil under this studio, see.
# A me party I'm the first and last to show
# All of us under its spell
# Am I a Muppet?
# And you and you and you and you
# But I'm standing here instead
# Here I go again
# I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face
# I don't know
# I know they're wrong Wait and see
# I've got everything that I need
# I've got everything that I need
# I've heard it too many times to ignore it
# I've heard them calling my name
# It's time to get things started
# It's time to play the music
# La la La la la la la
# Laughter
# Life's a bunch of flowers
# Life's a happy song
# Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along #
# Make'em laugh like we did then
# Now they're only pictures in my head
# Now they're only pictures in my head
# Or did something break we can't repair?
# Right in front of me
# Stoppin' me Nothin' that I can't be
# We're glad you found it
# When there's someone by my side to sing along
# When there's someone by your side to sing
# When there's someone by your side to sing along
# Who'd have thought your smorgasbord would be hard to live without?
# With you right here next to me
# Your cannonball trajectory It always gave me hope
# Ze movie's almost over It's time to say, "So long"

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