Veep - Season 3 Edit

A big, fat, morbidly obese nothing.

A bit of a bitch.

A Cornish pasty in the paddock this evening.

A cortisone shot!

A great advantage that she has over the other candidates

A great man inside a small man.

A little freedom to those who cannot choose.

A little spécialité de la maison.

A lot better than I had anticipated.

A major announcement coming from the Defense Department...

A more active verb there.

A position for you on our team.

A protein shake? You degenerate.

A right royal cockney barrel of turnips

A sensational turn of events at the White House.

A shooting. Yeah. Where do you get your news, from a guy on a horse?

A trapdoor?

A very enjoyable read...

A very intimate relationship.

A well.

Abortion calls.

About Maddox running or POTUS deciding not to run,

About plug holes earlier...

About plug holes earlier...

About political issues, aren't we?

About Ray Whelans, Selina Meyer's trainer?

About she didn't have energy?

About the big picture, you know?

About the shooting, okay? Not too wordy for once.

About Turville Industries?

About what happened to your mom, and...

About your personal trainer, Ray Whelans?

Absolutely not. We still have a very special relationship

Absolutely, although it is pronounced Cray eeg.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. for...

Absolutely. Uh... who is our supervisor?

Absolutely. What shall I tell these people?

According to the dials, Thornhill's still out front.

Ace up the sleeve... booya... Ally Craig.

Actual and general air of.

Actually, in fact, let me go back to "reaffirm,"

Actually, it really does. We've gotta go.

Actually, it's been a while

Actually, no.

Actually, you know what? Here you go, buddy.

Actually, you know what? Sing me a song.

Add it to the fucking heap.

Advances in science have brought us to a moral conundrum...

After another disaster.

After I'm done with this swearing in business.

After taxes, it's like 500,000.

After the speech, you're gonna meet with him in the side chapel

Again, I don't think you do.

Ah, magnifique.

Ah, the salty sea.

Ah, too late. Went into sleep mode.

Ah.

Ah. More people.

Ah. Most people say Hitler.

Ah... don't you have allergies, Mike?

Ah... instead of those Selina stories.

Ah... masseuse. I buy that.

Ah... on the other hand,

Ahem, ma'am, um, Kent is here.

Ahem.

Ahem.

Ahem.

Ahem...

Ahem... Amy, phone in the bowl.

Alicia Bryce, that's right, ma'am!

Alicia, hey, it's so nice to meet you!

Alicia? I'm Amy Brookheimer. We spoke yesterday.

All great speeches are done outside.

All knocked up and pregnant,

All my troops are in a cold bag now, okay?

All of America is fat people.

All right, all you single ladies...

All right, call Amy right now and tell her I need a photo op or something.

All right, call me anytime.

All right, Cowgill was your congressman,

All right, guys, I need a plan here.

All right, guys, listen. Maddox is running, okay?

All right, I gotta get going.

All right, I'll start polling... Nice dress.

All right, I'm out of here.

All right, it's off. Come down from that.

All right, let's get on with the remembering thing,

All right, let's go! Let's go meet and grieve.

All right, listen. Midwife me this, then.

All right, look, there's a fine line, Jonah,

All right, Richard,

All right, say who's gonna be president!

All right, shut your mouth and then shut the road.

All right, so as long as he can guarantee us

All right, so I think this is the last of it.

All right, so where is Kent?

All right, someone get me the Prince of Wales'

All right, the game is Texas Hold 'Em.

All right, well, we just need another reliable source and then...

All right, well...

All right! Time to cut the cake, everybody!

All right? That was the deal.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Dan Egan, 67, female.

All right. Fuck it.

All right. Here's the cherry

All right. I'll talk.

All right. Turn it over.

All the best.

All the other ones have.

All while doing 10 million other little things.

Allyecond in our eyes,

Already? You know what we're gonna do?

Also interesting.

Also, 'cause I can't do it.

Also, we have to schedule calls for the UK prime minister,

Alternatively, goodbye forever.

Although I think the actor is quite a grown man.

Although that doesn't really explain childhood cancers and...

Although this would not have been a good present for her,

Although your problems are still pretty bad.

Always a pleasure. Never a chore.

Am I dreaming? Do I have my pants on?

Am I hallucinating? Can I please get some better drugs?

Amateur.

America will have its first female president.

American.

Amy Brookheimer. You've been in touch with my...

Amy, a good campaign manager always has to think one phone ahead.

Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy.

Amy, did I hear you talking about Maddox hiring Jonah,

Amy, it's flashing. Why is that?

Amy, no, no... that's my DNA!

Amy, put her on. Alicia!

Amy, the emu has landed.

Amy, what is this bushel of fuck talking about?

Amy, what the fuck is happening? Is Mike on crank?

Amy: "Veep's campaign needs a helping hand."

AMY: It's really nice, Gary.

Amy: Thank you for showing us around.

Amy: Yeah, still nothing.

Amy? Amy?

Amy's on a phone and walking.

Amy's taking him to the hospital.

An assisted living facility, okay?

An author? Would I know any of your titles?

An immigrant family from Syria who had a horrific time getting to America.

Anal bleeding...

And a vice president love each other very much?

And about her big jobs announcement?

And after that, I want one of these.

And again.

And all they do is puff pieces.

And aren't making a real difference to America?

And as a congressman,

And as you know me, I don't even like high pressure showers.

And at work you're required to carry a heavy bag?

And Congressman Furlong is Joe Thornhill.

And core. Get it tight.

And could young Jonah also be in the photograph?

And Cracklin' Rosie is just...

And even then, you just say, "Tickle me."

And find out...

And find something you're halfway decent at.

And freedom means the freedom to choose

And friendship.

And get Catherine, okay? 'Cause I gotta... you know...

And get him out of here... via his desk.

And get rid of this.

And get this oath all sworn up. Come on.

And go to fucking bed! How much more clarity do you need?

And had to be dismissed.

And he collected beer labels.

And he could really help you with your...

And he offered his input on configuration of guests.

And he offered his input on configuration of guests.

And he's going to be at Cowgill's funeral.

And here endeth the lesson, children.

And hold their memory fresh.

And how does a journey begin?

And how fat they were, I really enjoyed it

And I am a sex wasp.

And I am seeing most of America

And I am the best multitasker on my team.

And I can tell you that these allegations are utterly unfounded.

And I caught him coming out of the bathroom stall with a bag.

And I completely appreciate your ideas, Gary.

And I didn't even lose any weight from it.

And I don't want any funny business, Mike.

And I found it there. On the Internet Archive.

And I have no skeletons whatsoever in my closet.

And I have sympathy. I do have...

And I hear they're defaulting on their loans.

And I hope you understand

And I just wish I'd have been here earlier to advise you.

And I kinda miss the little guy.

And I like to think of it as a metaphor.

And I likewise am disappointed that you have not.

And I live in the real America.

And I think that he's the guy to get it for me.

And I think there's a lot of different sides

And I think you'll find I'm quite the Renaissance man.

And I wanna be your designated hitter.

And I wanna see what you feel.

And I want mess hall privileges.

And I want somebody that works for me.

And I want to be your coach.

And I want to say God bless you guys.

And I want to tell real stories about real people, okay?

And I want you to be my acting Chief of Staff.

And I wasn't kidding about that jacket.

And I will go on to say that even I, as a young teenager,

And I wonder what magician got that little story out there?

And I'd like to announce that there are gonna be

And I'll be taking photographs today.

And I'll finesse the speech in the car.

And I'll listen the shit out of every one of those morons.

And I'll tell you something else. If you're over 30...

And I'll tell you something.

And I'm about to become president...

And I'm absolutely gonna get to that.

And I'm certainly a fan of humor...

And I'm coming off as too soft,

And I'm gonna coach America.

And I'm gonna give her a spoonful of sugar.

And I'm in charge.

And I'm not wearing a flag pin.

And I'm very much looking forward

And I've got eight years of treats planned for you.

And I've never been treated like this.

And if I could turn back the hands of time, I would.

And if there was, by the way, it would be a "Meyer Maddox" feud.

And if they fall below the line, they will fall into the hole.

And if you can't stand the heat, buy asbestos panties.

And if you don't like my tone,

And if you'll have me,

And in a third way both.

And instead of California dreaming, she's got 'em California screaming.

And is there anybody else there?

And it ain't me.

And it's called the Second Amendment.

And it's exploded.

And it's Good Mourning, America... mourning with a u.

And it's really well done.

And it's reinforced with titanium so you won't fall through.

And it's something upon which we rely.

And it's... I can't say that I was proud to be...

And just like that, Jonah is gone, forever.

And keep him there? Thank you.

And look at that one. It's so tiny...

And look what it's gone done to my titty milk!

And lost disastrously.

And Maddox with resignation...

And make it all go away.

And make the Commander in Chief a Commander in Brief.

And my nuts hanging low on your mom's chin, Martin.

And my record clearly shows

And neither should you.

And never, ever, ever fuck up.

And notwithstanding the humor that was poked at me earlier,

And now he's finished and I've come home to die.

And now it is on.

And now it's time to make this country work.

And now that the president's given his State of the Uterus address,

And now the Goober Peas and the begging, that's all part of it.

And now to you, Madam Vice President.

And now you left it sad.

And obviously I need to come with you 'cause you need my...

And once again, we'd like to express our appreciation

And people fuck me because I'm triple A fuckin' awesome

And please downplay them so I don't cry.

And President Maddox is gonna have you both executed!

And right leg is mine. Let's go.

And saying, I don't know.

And scream, "Why?" Too wordy?

And see if there's one with a pool.

And sent me that.

And share an open plan environment with me?

And she has got a real nose for wine.

And so are the hard won freed... freedoms...

And so are the hard won freedoms

And so has Dugdale Recycling.

And so is Mr. Davison.

And so to recap, after her inaugural address,

And somebody find out who WestWingMan is.

And sort of circles back to my point

And speak very frankly. I was gonna say baldly,

And tell him that POTUS guarantees

And tell them that JJ needs a job.

And tell us why we're bringing Selina's personal trainer everywhere?

And that I will serve you faithfully

And that is something that I am confident,

And that jacket doesn't work, by the way. You look like a waiter.

And that the oath isn't legal and that you're not the president.

And that's my Uncle Jeff's bucket of votes.

And that's why drinking chemical sludge is good for you.

And the brave men and women...

And the hole is the hole that people fall into.

And the interest groups up on a...

And the issues are complex.

And the most female.

And the president's office is on the line.

And the rest of us get fuckin' tortured.

And then a main course.

And then after that, I would like one of these.

And then decided that he hadn't finished yet.

And then I taped The Great Escape for later.

And then I'll go get... are you...?

And then into the hole... or off the map.

And then let's find a refrigerator to put that in.

And then meet with the Joint Chiefs of Staff,

And then something will arrive that backs it up.

And then they perpetuate the cycle by bullying me.

And then today, he announced he's running, right?

And then tomorrow, you take a commercial flight back to DC

And then we can talk inauguration shoes.

And then we have Dan. He's all eyelashes and teeth.

And then, what, I fire everyone?

And they deserve an energy policy that protects the world, okay?

And they're stuck in traffic, so we may not make it to the steps.

And this is very gossip taining.

And upload the money shot.

And we both agree that the role of vice president

And we still have the Maddox handshake.

And we their mourners.

And we want to keep them from falling below the line

And what do you have? An umbrella. And it's a winning team.

And what does USA start with?

And when he got that first bite,

And who likes to eat a lot of lunches.

And who wears fake heels at breakfast time?

And who's this gorgeous thing?

And will to the best of my ability...

And women at a wedding are like ripe fruit ready to drop.

And women who hate women hate that...

And you are witnessing the birth of Ryantology.

And you can't hire anyone named Jonah.

And you didn't shoot him?

And you got a good beanie on, too.

And you know Peter Mitchell, Deputy Prime Minister?

And you like to use a lot cologne. Like a lot of cologne.

And you must be kidding.

And you need to stop behaving like a little bitch.

And you need to stop calling these things babies.

And you were nowhere to push her back in the sea.

And you, get me a cheeseburger made of aspirin.

And you've got to get rid of him.

And, Ame?

And, by the way, I think that I can pull some pretty big levers.

And, indeed, become role models,

And, of course, a dear friend right next to me.

And, of course, a picture with the president.

And, of course, those volunteers

And, two, because that's the job.

And, uh, ahem...

And, um, welcome to America.

And, you know, you have to suckle Iowa.

And...

And...

And... I'm a grown up.

Andrew Meyer, dick on fire.

Andrew: I've been taking classes in Reflexology.

Angela Rodriguez.

Angela. My name is Angela.

Angela. Right, right, right.

Another...?

Any fucking number. Give that fucking number to the fucking press,

Any fuckup from now on is not just a fuckup.

Any hardworking Americans.

Any last words?

Any organization donating to the Meyer campaign

Any questions? You know what, I'll do the first one myself.

Anybody want some fruit salad? I got plenty.

Anything you want, I'm at your beck and call.

Anything. Doesn't quite matter.

Anyway, I'm going to get rid of 'em.

Apologies. Rewind.

Apparently they liked the guy. It must be the beard.

Are an important part of creative thought.

Are bigger than the things that they power.

Are they all as special as me?

Are we all allowed to speak at once now?

Are you getting pre sick?

Are you getting this? Rumor of a rumor.

Are you going on the coast guard boat?

Are you kidding me, Dan?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? He's gone!

Are you kidding me? That's the update?

Are you kidding? My pheromones make bitches moan.

Are you making a friend for the robot?

Are you part of "Team Veep"?

Are you ready? Come on. Here we go.

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

Are you talking about Catherine or Selina?

Are you threatening me?

Aren't they magnificent?

Aren't we all hiding from somebody?

As a matter of fact, the first time we met,

As a punishment for past sins.

As a result of that, my entire life has been awful.

As a sex slave, did you not know?

As a woman myself,

As a woman,

As an issue in the speech.

As enormous as I was, but there you have it.

As I do everything I write for you.

As I'm sure almost everyone here in this room

As in "honey." That doesn't work.

As long as you happen to be president.

As New Hampshire makes its voice heard...

As Sec Def Maddox news breaks.

As she finds herself about to become President...

As the face of the future?

As the last time you asked me two minutes ago.

As the stars take to Twitter to share their adoration...

Assistant?

At 1:00 in the morning? What's his statement gonna be?

At CVS the other day...

At least Rosa got to sit down, right?

At least Selina didn't torture any Iraqis.

At least you mentioned the book, ma'am.

At one time, we hid in a well for five days.

At Rye Harbor.

Aw, it's a space toilet.

Aw, shit! I'm gonna get so many questions about this hair

Baby, we have a little situation here.

Bad news, honey.

Bam!

Bang. That's how fast we move here.

Bar the kitchen sink,

Baseball Joe? The man's a vegetable. Seriously.

Baseball, baseball, baseball.

Be a little feisty.

Be known as Jonahs. They'll be known as...

Beautiful shoe for a beautiful...

Because America's gonna have to shoot its way out of this.

Because he is a complete asshole.

Because I broke that personal trainer story.

Because I fucking love burritos.

Because I know Selina's gonna make me the campaign manager.

Because I know you don't give the guns to the babies.

Because I remember when I first saw it,

Because I think it's a negative use of energy

Because I wanted to get a little extra time with you.

Because I wanted to make sure

Because if I don't communicate, guys,

Because if they're in the hole, how are you gonna get out?

Because it's gonna show campaign manager bias

Because it's plural.

Because it's three strikes and...

Because money is just a concept.

Because once that happens, it's on there till the end of the world,

Because POTUS is going to make one...

Because that is my decision.

Because that'd be my next fucking call.

Because that's gonna make me the most liberal

Because the banks refused to lower the rates.

Because the President of the United States is not going to run again.

Because the rest of your day is a logistical hell.

Because the U.S. doesn't spy on its allies.

Because there may be some changes.

Because unlike your boss, his day to fuck up ratio isn't one to one.

Because we are cutting in.

Because we need to get first dibs on a statement.

Because you are all losers!

Because you have created a fuckload of work for me.

Because you have created a fuckload of work for me.

Because you need them all. Otherwise you'd be screwed.

Because you want to be president?

Because you're in shape doesn't mean you don't know

Because you're still campaigning to be president.

Because, Amy, trainers help release endorphins.

Because, Mike, we're trying to figure out how I think

Because... yes, well, one, I have broad shoulders,

Becoming some sort of a dad during my campaign.

Before appointing a campaign manager.

Before I answer it, I'd like to start off

Before I nail your squawky throat to it.

Before I put the codes in.

Before we can do anything about a jobs speech.

Behind the Veep when she's talking.

Belongs to some guy in a shower.

Below deck, Amy. You gotta say, below deck.

Ben Cafferty continues in his role as Chief of Staff...

Ben went back to DC. Kent's firing Ray.

Ben, can we slap another restraining order

Ben, can you not keep a cat in a bag for one fuckin' second?

Ben, I swear to sweet Jesus Christ,

Ben: Fuck.

BEN: I said don't blurt. You blurted.

Ben: So, Ray, is it?

Ben: This is Clifford Powell, Rheingold Plastics.

Ben! I love politics.

Ben. Where did Ben go? He was just here.

Beneath the dark soil of Passchendaele,

Beneath the dark soil of Passchendaele...

Beneath the...

Besides, Selina is waiting for the signal.

Better go run and hide in the bathroom and join The Poo York Times.

Between hate and non hate.

Big crowd today. Something important happen that I'm missing?

Big enough to shut down an airport.

Big man, up top. For the win.

Bill is going to be our new campaign manager...

Birmingham. Have you heard of Birmingham?

Bitter is a horrible beer.

Blah blah blah, I am running.

Blah, blah, blah, blah... abortion, blah, blah blah blah?

Blake Stewart. Oh, my goodness.

Blake won the nomination a decade ago

Blind people are people too.

Body fat stores all that is bad in us.

Book tour, day six.

Boom, boom, shake shake the womb!

Boom!

Born and bred West Ham fan.

Boy, I do not know what I saw in you.

Boy, they were good guys, weren't they?

Breathe, breathe. Stop it!

Britain is the kingdom of the hats.

But 38% of our kids have no regular child care arrangements.

But 38% of our kids have no regular child care arrangements.

But another pleasure more enchantinger than these

But anyone who talks about work tonight has to take a drink.

But Craig doesn't stop at the atmosphere.

But don't ever go schizo titzo on me again.

But for now we can give him a private 10 minutes,

But for this relief, much thanks.

But he is like in central Europe...

But he is trying to kill me.

But he stops at meeting me, doesn't he?

But he sure is waterboarding the fuck out of us in the polls.

But he's gonna make the call to Chung, right?

But here's the thing, Andrea.

But I agree with Dan, okay?

But I always thought that lady was a little damaged.

But I am asking you that.

But I did learn that he used to be a soldier.

But I do know about baseball.

But I do like your Tablets in the School initiative.

But I do think outside the box.

But I don't want anybody else to know, okay?

But I got news for you. This is kindergarten for cyberbrats.

But I have some inside Maddox polling data...

But I know how sensitive Mike is about his hair.

But I know how sensitive Rick was about his height.

But I love you. Does that make everything better?

But I might have taken a photo instead.

But I think the point about holes is well taken

But I was just wondering, do you think you could help us out, Jeff?

But I would go pro life

But I'm afraid that we're going to have to cancel Prince Charles.

But I'm afraid you have to go to prison!

But I'm afraid, yes, we've got this... we've got...

But I'm done with DC.

But I'm expecting one because my skills are very...

But I'm going to find out.

But I've been drinking that frack water,

But if you think I shouldn't go with it, just call me back.

But in context. Don't say,

But it got deleted. So I did some research...

But it is absolutely fine.

But it... we wanna find those holes or the loopholes.

But now we are really back on a roll.

But our carrying on is what she would have wanted...

But please, would someone fuckin' tell her that?

But Selina Meyer will never forget you.

But she really looks like Dustin Hoffman on a crate.

But she's basically a good kid.

But thanks.

But that's not the line we want to push.

But that's sad news.

But that's what marriage is... a conflict of interests.

But that's, you know, just nutfluff.

But the rights of an unborn ch...

But the sheer positivity of this place would break me.

But then Selina said that he didn't,

But then you put this black fabric

But there are other options for the young adults...

But there is also a very particular announcement

But there was no reason for her to be talking about it.

But there's no wheels.

But they weren't up to their job?

But this is a question that is very near to my heart.

But today I am honored to welcome the Vice President of the United States,

But underneath all the work tension,

But wait till you see the hat he chose.

But we can't do it without bipartisan support.

But we wanna stay above the hole.

But what about POTUS? Is there any more news from him?

But what about the beating and boxing he did in Iraq?

But where does Selina Meyer stand?

But whoever they are should be stuck in a stroller and pushed into traffic.

But with a sense of responsibility.

But you are always all of my tomorrows.

But you can call me whatever you want, Craig.

But you had Ray's cock in your ear.

But you have my 1000% attention.

But you have written a book, have you not?

But you know what? It was for the best.

But you wanted military first.

But you, you know, you're hip.

But you? If you tried to clap, you'd miss your hands.

But, Dan...

But, gosh, good luck with all of your terrible troubles

But, like, right behind my back so I can hear them.

But... Jeff Kane was backing him.

Buy yourself a gun, Mom,

By being President of the United States...

By chance you would like to join me for some dinner.

By fat kids dressed as devils.

By loveable losers

By Rick's granddaughter, Maeve.

By saying I would like to be the first

By the way, I gotta say you're doing a great job.

Call every whore and mistress in America

Call him back. We've got to go in there and talk to Selina.

Call me naive, but isn't that unethical?

Campaign manager, comms guys,

Campaign manager...

Campaigns are a lot more difficult

Can be a very rewarding one.

Can be a very significant one.

Can I ask you a question? Are you hiding from someone?

Can I be a complete fucking bitch?

Can I get anybody a coffee?

Can I live stream it?

Can I see?

Can I talk to you really quick, just friend to friend?

Can we all just agree here that Selina's fucking Ray?

Can we... thanks, Ame. What about this luncheon with Ericsson?

Can you comment on the breaking story

Can you imagine if I did that?

Can you not hear me singing in the wires?

Can you please call this Cassie woman and invite her to Washington already?

Can... can we say that it was just an error?

Can't be made of tissue paper.

Can't get by without it...

Can't get by without it...

Can't we give Pierce a dollar, send him off to the movies or something?

Cancel search, Siri.

Carr! C A R R.

Carry on like this, you're gonna need a new shoulder.

Case in point, by the way.

Catherine just did what any good daughter would do.

Catherine, I can't send Mike and Ben to Coachella

Catherine, what is it, honey?

Catherine, wouldn't you like to go on this lady's walk?

Catherine: No!

Caught in the gravity of your planet, Wendy.

Cedar Rapids, here we come.

Check it out. That's where you're headed, my friend,

Cheer up. Coming in second is good

Child care is a huge part of my campaign.

Childhood cancers. Excellent answer.

Children are of no value. Forget child care.

Children are vital, Kenny Rogers.

Christ, it's been two months already.

Chronic cretinism, leprosy,

Chung the Merciless did this, right?

Chung won. Right now we're just waiting to see...

Chung, 22, Pierce, 9, Maddox, 8.

Chung, he's liberal.

Chung's proud of his beatboxing,

Climb under the car like Indiana Jones,

Clovis wants to buy Ryantology.

Clue... it's me.

Come forward. Yeah.

Come on in.

Come on over. Sue casa es su casa, sir.

Come on, I'll give you the first pint, at least.

Come on, let's go. EEOB peeps, let's go.

Come on, man. You're embarrassing yourself.

Come on, we all know Andrew's terrible for her.

Come on, you wrote it, you can't review it. How are you?

Come on.

Come on. Almost there.

Come on. What if you were marrying the man of your dreams?

Congratulations, ma'am. First female president.

Congratulations, Madam President.

Congratulations.

Congress, legislature, words like that.

Congressman Furlong, can you be Joe Thornhill?

Congressman Owen Pierce.

Congressman Pierce,

Congressman...

Couches. Great. No couches.

Could I talk to Amy?

Could you go back to where you were standing?

Couldn't have done it without ya.

Covered in all these... things that defend.

Covered in medals that he got on eBay, by the way?

Craig believes that Legos

Craig Juergensen, as I live and breathe in the genius. Kent Davison.

Craig will be with us momentarily, but at present he's in his coding hour.

Craig's coding hour is sacred.

Crap.

Cray eeg. Very close.

Crystal, come here.

Currently living in the U.S. today.

Cute... Li'l Selina.

Damn it. The president's gone rogue.

Dan is campaigning for campaign manager, okay?

Dan or Amy?

Dan was right. I've got to pick a number.

Dan, Dan, Dan... inside voices.

Dan, get on the phone. Find me Thornhill's snatch, now.

Dan, he hired Ray as a...

Dan, if you want to get into the palace at short notice,

Dan, listen. We're going to have to do something

Dan, this rewrite kicks balls and ass.

Dan, what are you doing here?

Dan: Jesus.

Dan: Okay, we can make this work.

Dan: Yeah.

Dan: You're numbers are gonna rocket after this, ma'am.

Dan! What the fuck is this?

Dan? I am not gonna talk to radio stations

Dan...

Dan's a fucking terrible campaign manager?

Daniwah!

Daniwah!

Daniwah!

Daniwah!

Daniwah! Okay!

Danny Chung? Torture? Come on.

Dared me...

Data's right. As a woman, you can really kick ass.

DC insider turns DC outlaw,

Death, glory, folly, tragedy. It's got the four main mood groups.

Decided to take a break from the phones.

Deck's a thing, right?

Deep sympathy for those who struggle with their weight.

Delete that.

Desperate Dan, flailing Amy, crippled Gary, jizzy Mike.

Did she fall?

Did that to some poor slob with a drill.

Did you bring any extra dressing?

Did you call me to talk dirty about your honeymoon?

Did you get all the free water from the car?

Did you give them this idea, Dan?

Did you have a nice vacation?

Did you just post that?