Veep (2012) - Season 6 Edit

A father should slaughter two goats.

A feeling tour across America,

A heroine for our times.

A little word of advice, Congressman, don't wear the shorts.

A lot easier without any baggage.

A normal, on time blimp landing.

A punishment from Congressman Furlong and the speaker and the president.

A real president.

About a sand opportunity I'm currently involved with.

About me running for president.

About some salacious news stories about your trainer.

About the mining of those dead kids' social security and medical data.

Absolutely, we should make that happen.

Absolutely. Let's go get President Caldwell, please

Actually, I can neither confirm nor deny that.

Actually, I did write a zinger for "The Tonight Show" about Ray.

Actually, I'm here to thank you.

Actually, Madam President, the "Washington Post" called

Actually, what I really would love to talk about,

After all, this is Yale, not Brown.

Again.

Ah, welcome back, ma'am. Also, Ambassador, ahlan wa sahlan.

AIDS, the Advancement of Global Democracy,

AKA New Hampshire.

All right, good seeing you, Tanzy.

All right, I gotta get up early,

All right, we have to call Leon, too.

All right, Will, take the ball and tell 'em why.

All right, you know what? You know what?

All right? You and I both know

Although, actually, one time, Andrew did hide one of his women in the closet,

Aluminum? Tenafly? Ribbon?

Ambassador Jaffar, if I could nibble your ear for a moment

Among all our friends in lowa!

An astonishing bipartisan agreement.

An Indian casino gift shop?

And achievements of the Meyer presidency

And all of that stuff about Murman?!

And from the Hamptons to Wall Street.

And from the heady days

And gets all in my personal life

And God bless Jonah Ryan

And he was too afraid to get changed in front of the other boys.

And he's already passed, like, 10 bills.

And he's eating Luna bars for women.

And honors the men and women who suffered there.

And I do 'cause I slept with him for two years...

And I have to make America think

And I start a new gig tomorrow.

And I wanna hear their speakings.

And I'm running for president.

And if there's one thing that you should know about me,

And if you wanna know something about government,

And maybe give him some of that lesbian cooze potion.

And most of Europe, except Germany,

And no erection for six weeks.

And not President Laura Montez

And our boat is also made out of shit.

And Puerto Rico... if they can vote for president...

And replacing him with his cousin, Ezra.

And Sally was helping me get the stain out.

And so now the staircase goes right up and smashes through the glass ceiling.

And sucking each other off like Carter and Mondale.

And that eyeball of hers is gonna pop out and shoot across the room.

And that's why I need your help telling the Danny Chung story...

And the contractor sent me this video link.

And the headband, of course,

And the library's third biggest donor.

And the only reason that I voted for Hughes is because I knew you were

And there are some new options for me.

And there's a third.

And thinks about me 24 7, nonstop.

And this time, it's not Texas saying Satan made fossils.

And to Jane, incredible. Absolutely incredible.

And we had drinks with Ben?

And we have been sued by better terrible presidents than you.

And we're clear. Great job, everybody. Good job, Jane.

And you don't want me

And you will treat her with respect.

And you're doing the "Today" show one week from yesterday.

And your grasp of geopolitics is just...

And, if I remember my law school tort professor correctly,

And, Mike, I need to talk to you about your role, too.

And, Mike, where the fuck do you think you're going?!

And... oh, my God, what?

Any decent lawyer would've told me to do that.

Anything I can do to annoy the Armenians.

Anywhere in the world except...

Are there any nibbles on that Dave Barry...

Are you fucking kidding? I'm not in here.

Are you out of your fucking mind? I still have my trust.

Are you sure that this isn't too much medication?

As cum rags to the sex offenders in his prisons?

As devastating as this loss may be,

As genius operators.

As me walking out of a bar with less than 10 types of semen in my hair.

As of today, Jonie here is down three points

As the ultimate insider's outsider.

As they were prepping for the groundbreaking,

As you may have heard, today marks my departure

Asking for comment on the story that the library site

At least your dick won't smell like donkey pussy anymore.

At some of your tall buildings.

Babe, did you give up your inheritance for me?

Babe, so far, being ******* really sucks.

Balls are the only thing keeping me from choking on cocks.

Be sure to join us starting tomorrow

Because as any parent knows,

Because I would love for him to hear about the story

Because if it's not me, I have...

Because of the "Post" article.

Because politics has a sickness...

Because they're important to the American people.

Because this face belongs in broadcasting

Because this is public interest and fair use.

Because you were in charge of the book.

Because you're so tall.

Because, girlie,

Because, girls, this is imported French linen.

Before you even ask, we have taken a break from sex,

Ben's right... a lot of memories.

Black haw, and false unicorn root.

Both my daughter and my mother

Breaking news from the "Washington Post."

Broadway is your scene, Fringe Festival's in town.

Buried among many new scandalous acts

But also the emotional and psychological problems...

But before that,

But best not to contact him for personal reasons,

But chances of me pushing for any tax incentives for these private hoosegows

But he's Italian, so he knows how to keep bodies buried.

But I didn't wanna lock myself out.

But I didn't.

But I'm not gonna have my vagi brary underground railroaded by this.

But not as much as I would like.

But perhaps maybe you could flirt a little with him.

But the more I learned about those kids,

But this is the kind of thinking I need for my team.

But to be fair, we thought we were on top of it.

But tonight is not about that.

But tonight... tonight, the voters

But unfortunately, I've just gotten this emergency call...

But we've already given to a number of candidates this cycle, so...

But you gotta be careful with that McLintock cervix of yours.

But you'll still be able to find me weekly

But you're dating my daughter, so.

But, I mean, girls these days just can't keep a secret.

By shoving the guy that they hate the most

By the Seattle Seahawks, and by Jonah Ryan.

By the way, this is quite a photo on the cover.

By the way, what is in the bag?

Can I have a drink? I feel a little dehydrated.

Can I please, Mrs. Ryan?

Can somebody carry me to the bathroom?

Can you believe I put a pen in my pocket without a cap?

Can you hear me?

Can you stop blowing on my legs like that?

Can you write down your number in case we have any questions about it?

Catherine, I can't repeat myself

Catherine's on bed rest. She's been diagnosed with an incompetent cervix.

Childhood obesity. You sent me an email about it last month at 4:00 AM.

Chinese cover up over the tweet.

Come on, how the fuck do you turn this thing off?!

Come on, nobody's asking you

Come on, Shawnee, let's boogie.

Comes the revelation that it was President Selina Meyer

Congratulations, Mommy and Daddy.

Congratulations.

Congressman Ryan took our ball.

Congressman, I put up all your flyers.

Congressman, there's a simple and easy solution to the homeless problem...

Danny boy.

Did they mention the antique egg that we stole from the Oval?

Did you put a towel or anything underneath her?

Dipshit Mike and his shit dip diary.

Do I need, like, special glasses

Doctor says I gotta play 20 minutes every day,

Does a rabbit need a yearly vaccination for myxomatosis?

Don't look at me with that smirk.

Down Mount McRimjob, brown diamond.

Drinks are on you. Bye.

Earlier this week, you were booked on the show.

Ellen just got a spot in the Harper Day School and full financial aid.

Even Kobe Bryant wouldn't **** you in those things.

Even you would admit that freeing Tibet from Chinese rule

Every five seconds for your amusement.

Ew! No!

Exactly 20 minutes from Omaha.

Exactly what it's like to be a woman.

Except for the "Lhasa Express," though.

Except in this case, the wave is made out of shit

Ezra has more raw political talent in the tip of his rosy head pecker

First "chunge," we're gonna fix that slogan.

Folks, I will embark on what I call

For "CBS This Morning with Jane and Brie."

For "The Tonight Show" to kick off the book tour.

For chicken, doesn't it?

For defamation, libel,

For shitting the urinal so badly,

For the Presidency of the United States of America,

Foul. Foul.

From lowa to New Hampshire,

From Palo Alto to Hollywood,

From the "CBS Morning Show with Dan Egan."

From the moment I have left office,

From the US Postal Service Office of Investigations,

From this sort of "one and done" administration.

Fuck.

Get you one more of these?

Girl power.

Give me that. I'm talking. Hello, this is President Meyer.

Give us a little touch of the feminine.

Go to Hong Kong with you anymore.

God bless New Hampshire.

God bless the media and their "fly hitting a windshield" attention span!

God bless the United States of America

God damn it, ow!

God damn it. Ben, it's me.

God, get out of here, you great walrus Judas!

God, I love interns.

God!

God... motherfucker!

Good evening, ma'am.

Good evening.

Good for you.

Good. Nobody else can know.

Goodbye, Jonah.

Goody!

Got that. Thank you.

Grease the knob or the wheel or whatever it is.

Guess who is interested, all of a sudden,

Ha, ha, ha!

Ha, that's good.

Happy six month anniversary, my love.

Have said otherwise.

Have struggled greatly

He doesn't want sand.

He had a GED, guys.

He partied his balls off.

He partied his balls off.

He says he wants you to...

He wants to gargle my nuts and tickle my taint?

He'll call you if he needs you.

He's kind of cute, Amy.

He's like a bald dog with a bone.

He's like this demented creep

He's the biggest goddamn idiot I've ever...

Hello, sir. I just wanna say what a pleasure it is to meet you.

Her personal trainer and lover, Ray Whelan."

Here she comes. Madam President!

Here she is, the most beautiful woman in the spa.

Here we go.

Here, you want a dried apricot? They're Turkish.

Hey, Andrew, we have gotta fire that Mike guy.

Hey, how about those ice chips?

Hey, Kent, free at last, free at last.

Hey, listen, can you call somebody to bring me some fresh towels?

Hey, wake up.

Hey!

Hey! Ah! Whoo! How about that?

Hi, Mom. Hi, Jaffar.

Hi, there. Welcome to "CBS This Ride."

Hi.

Honey, what are you doing here?

How about this, a real president!

How about this? How about an interview

How are the girls and Big and Little Richard doing?

How come you never talk about your stay in Arizona?

How do you know, Kent? Were you at that summer camp?

How I pulled a Marine from a burning tank.

How is this even possible?

How long have you been working for "The Tonight Show"?

How often are you visiting?

However, out of respect for your veganism,

Huge miscalculation.

Hughes promised me an office here in the West Wing.

I adore Jane McCabe.

I am announcing my exploratory committee

I am gonna bid you farewell

I am not about to buried in a twat of my own making!

I can't believe this. We're back!

I can't believe you're actually showing that camel snatch you call a face in DC.

I can't impress upon you enough

I cannot stand that term.

I chose the South Bronx

I could really use the cleansing power of a charity right now.

I could've gone anywhere.

I cried each time. This time, it was tears of joy.

I did not exercise good judgment.

I did wanna clear the air about one thing.

I didn't see anything.

I do need to talk to you about your role.

I don't have a zinger for that one.

I don't have any problem with options.

I don't know if that's something that you're actually able to do.

I don't know, as long as you're here...

I don't know.

I don't need a bike helmet!

I don't think that there are any clean glasses.

I don't wanna retrigger.

I forgot. I was looking at Catherine's baby pictures.

I get first pick, and I pick Graves.

I got a place about three hours away.

I got you the wipe warmer instead.

I gotta get up in the morning, early,

I guess I'll see myself out.

I guess it was actually good I lost the diary.

I have another offer and I'm going to take...

I have to admit I was skeptical about it at first,

I have your ball, so you have to join my league.

I hope that's going in your mouth.

I hope you're not here for Shawnee.

I just feel a little woozy, okay?

I just got a lecture from a 22 year old piss twat with a SUNY Binghamton degree

I just got here, but I guess we're leaving now.

I just love... everybody here is so well behaved and polite.

I just wish we could leave this country forever.

I know how to spell my last name, Kent.

I know, but in my mind, you have nothing to be ashamed of.

I know, but we are gonna fight this.

I know, Kent. I was looking up jobs

I know. It really is, isn't it?

I know. That's what I love about you.

I leaked it to Leon.

I love the new design

I mean I can't... I can't, um,

I mean, I studied that footage.

I mean, I studied that footage.

I mean, Jane... I will always remember

I mean, you could petition for a recall

I mean, you've been with this network for how many decades now?

I mean, you've got nothing here.

I might get my teeth re whitened

I miss it already. It was so romantic.

I need to go and unpack

I once dry shaved that woman's legs

I really thought things were starting to turn around.

I removed Leon West's balls with an ice cream scoop

I ruined her administration, like, four times.

I should've gotten a diary with a little lock on it,

I started to see that the problems are not just physical problems...

I started up a basketball league to endear myself to you assholes.

I stood right here in my old high school gym

I suppose I should've hired some goons to kick the shit out of you,

I think the Pulitzer I'm going to get from this

I thought we'd wait till we bought a house.

I thought you were taking the family to Italy.

I understand.

I wanna feel their feelings

I wanna get out. Shut the fuck up!

I wanna talk about you being the legal guardian to my baby

I want this room, okay? Everybody out.

I was a patsy, but to my knowledge, this is just the tip of the iceberg.

I was actually named after my godmother, Richardina.

I was forced to drink from.

I was here in 2012,

I went to summer camp with that dude

I will be in touch

I wish I didn't have one.

I wish I had let you do anal.

I won't let you down.

I would rather never have a presidential library

I wouldn't mind a little time in prison, get away from my wife,

I'll get your number.

I'll let you be Aquaman. No tidal wave.

I'm Bethany, and I'm gonna go over a few rules of "What's in the Bag?" with you...

I'm better at arms. You should see the page where I wrote about the arms dealer.

I'm curious, you're gonna sue us for what?

I'm embarrassed, but the university is going to have to

I'm fine. It's okay, I'm fine.

I'm going to be with the real folks out there.

I'm gone, I'm gone.

I'm gonna be buried there?

I'm gonna be like a disability check

I'm gonna let you walk the rest of the way.

I'm just gonna have to talk to Selina...

I'm not coming, but order me some slippery shrimp just in case.

I'm not mentioned in this book until page 134.

I'm not one of your precious inmates.

I'm not seeing that.

I'm pulling all my financial support...

I'm really sorry that I could not carry this one over the finish line

I'm so glad I came in person and didn't call.

I'm sorry, Jonah, but I'm gonna...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, ma'am.

I'm still relevant!

I'm thinking we need to distance ourselves

I'm trying to cut down on exercise, okay?

I'm your doctor, and it's shiksa.

I'm your host, Dan Egan,

I've been fired three times in my life...

I've been having doubts for a little while.

I've been rethinking things,

I've got a plane that's fully fueled always

I've never heard anything quite like... ooh.

If anything happens to me and Mary, okay?

If it were up to me,

If she were a man, you would call that confidence.

If that's not enough, she's written an autobiography...

If they weren't unconstitutional.

If we do this, though, one rule... no McLintock.

If we put up a very sensitive exhibit that talks about slavery

If you notice any swelling, let me know,

If you stay with him, you're cut off.

If you're trying to get out of town, don't take High Street.

In honor of you canceling on us,

In the Hillel function with the sombrero...

In the Selina Meyer Presidential Library.

In the Senate contest.

In two years, I'm gonna run against my motard cousin, Ezra,

In your reelection against Selectman Di Vicentis

Is a monumental achievement.

Is about as likely as what, Will?

Is good enough for me, so good evening.

Is having a "pee in" in front of Skull and Bones.

Is in the public interest

Is it bad?

Is it Richard or is it me?

Is Mama ready to roll out?

Is she gonna have to give up her Nobel Peace Prize?

Is that before or after I scheduled the surgery

Is that the final title or are you, uh...?

It does. Well, maybe. It depends on the rabbit

It has been nothing but a giant slalom

It is a dream of mine to cook with you someday.

It is a toxic infant blowout

It is so great to be back

It is. It's a perfect amount of time for a lot of these kids.

It just came out today, and we thought it would be fun,

It looks like a vagina, ma'am.

It really is. Yeah, thank you.

It smells good!

It was just fantast... well, regardless...

It was you.

It would've hurt less than this!

It's a copy of the president's book.

It's a good movie.

It's gonna put a real turd in her chalupa.

It's got the soldier whose leg you lost.

It's got the terrorist drone assassination.

It's just what I needed, you know?

It's kind of like the wave in "The Perfect Storm,"

It's knocked your teeth out, and it's making sweet love to your face!

It's Leon West.

It's like that fagela cowboy movie. "I can't quit you."

It's Meyer. There's no "S" at the end.

It's such an honor to meet you.

Jane covering the moon landing.

Jesus, I need to get drunk and slop fuck an intern.

Jim! How are you?

Jonah, I have been thinking,

Jonah, I just saw the latest polls.

Jonah, my boy, I've come to say farewell.

Jonie, look, I have a special treat.

Judiciary, legislative,

Just as soon as you finish your conversion.

Just call her back and rebook the whole thing.

Just in honor of your new book...

Just the site manager, that's it.

Just the two of us.

Kids read the darndest things off of cue cards.

Knock 'em dead, ma'am. Dan, you got a sec?

Leon West just called for the seventh time.

Leon West will not let this spa thing go.

Let me know when you find your wallet.

Let's go.

Let's guess what's in the bag

Let's just say that I've got some cousins...

Like Mrs. Lama on book club night.

Listen to me, Catherine Kinte...

Listen up, Ms. Tranz,

Look at this. I could watch this all day.

Look, I hate the homeless as much as any librarian.

Look, save your pity, Richard.

Look, you can see right here on the... on the bus.

Lookit, Marjorie! What do you think?

Looks just like both of you.

Love!

Ma'am, "The Tonight Show" is ripshit because you canceled.

Ma'am, Catherine's in an ambulance.

Ma'am, I think her water just broke, ma'am.

Ma'am, I'm leaving. Take good care of Catherine.

Ma'am, I'm so sorry you lost your library.

Ma'am, Leon West is here for your double secret meeting.

Ma'am, Leon West says he knows you're just making him wait.

Ma'am, that was a month ago. Gary is humoring you.

Ma'am, the nomenclature has moved away from African American.

Ma'am, the producer of "The Tonight Show" thought it would be fun if...

Ma'am, there's a remote possibility...

Ma'am, they've got the data breach.

Ma'am, we're getting requests for confirmation from all the big Tibetan papers,

Ma'am, you are confirmed for tomorrow night

Madam President, Ambassador, are you two engaged yet?

Madam President, we are all so honored to have you on the show.

Madam President!

Madam Vice President, I'm Jonah Ryan.

Maybe we can pull some strings and get you assigned to the EEOB.

Maybe we could start a new business,

Mayor Thompson, I hope you'll support me in November

Meyer instead sought the counsel of a high school drop out,

Mike!

Military Family Assistance, and Childhood Obesity.

Mm hmm.

Mm, I'm not gonna do that.

Mom, how are you feeling?

Mom, I'm so glad my doctor cleared me to come today.

Mom, we were thinking that maybe when you're feeling all better,

Mom, where have you been? They're ready to send us home.

Mom, you are going to be the grandmother of a child

Montez is not gonna be happy.

Montez's numbers are tanking.

Much like the Meyer presidency.'"

Muslim baggage?

My God, looks like Queen Kong's cooter.

My great grandfather bought it for her

My lawyers, the whole firm.

My presidency just got caught with a tranny hooker on Sunset Boulevard,

My prisons.

Native American lesbian life partner, Marjorie.

Next up, Melanie, age eight.

Nice to meet you, and I'll see you guys

No shit. So, what do you think?

No way.

No, her name is Kismit.

No, I just, you know...

No, I know. You know what? I'm gonna help you.

No, it's a great show.

No, no, don't take it so hard!

No, no, no, no, who is in charge of the library?

No, over the next few months,

No, sir. I am here with a final solution

No, the Chinese are expecting us.

No, the crypt.

No, wishes belong in the bottom of a well

No, with us... you and me.

No, you don't tell me what to do

No, you have...

No, you know what? Nothing's fun on that show.

No! From now on, I'm only buying senators and presidents.

No. My God, I'm not a goat.

Nobody is talking about any of the other stuff!

Nobody likes a tattletale, Marjorie.

Nope.

Not in a slavey way, but, like,

Now that the library is officially moving forward,

Now that's a pun!

Now, guys, what is our move with Leon?

Now, I've got you on the hook

Now, why do you think I'm here?

Of becoming the first woman president.

Of course. Yes, absolutely, sir.

Of Illinois, Missouri, North Carolina...

Of our third place finish in lowa,

Of you and Andrew on the bus with the pen.

Off.

Oh, absolutely.

Oh, ah.

Oh, and not to mention the topless beach.

Oh, and there's someone here to see you.

Oh, and this is my lesbian daughter's

Oh, dang! What's up, white boys?

Oh, God damn it, this office sucks my nard!

Oh, God, I like her. I like you.

Oh, God, I told you that was expired lube.

Oh, God, who the fuck invited Dikembe Mutomtard?

Oh, God, you're making a joke, right?

Oh, goody!

Oh, hello! Look at this little creature.

Oh, hey, Jonah, can we get lunch sometime?

Oh, I know, I know.

Oh, I love the Grand Canyon.

Oh, I'd love to know how my eye job...

Oh, it's Catherine's uterine tea.

Oh, lookie here, we got old Jesus

Oh, my God, Amy, you are making that terrible, terrible news face.

Oh, my God, I can't believe it!

Oh, my God, I love this!

Oh, my God, I'm gonna get upset!

Oh, my God, put it on really quick.

Oh, my God, the lost leg. Ooh!

Oh, my God, they're talking about my eye job?

Oh, my God, we should've invited him to come to the thing today.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, really? Well, now it's on top of you,

Oh, really? Why are you picking me?

Oh, royalty.

Oh, shit!

Oh, some black shit is coming out of it.

Oh, sure! I'll make waffles for breakfast.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, that's...

Oh, the "Lhasa Express" gives it five namastes.

Oh, we should get Mexican for lunch.

Oh, what a great county this is.

Oh, yeah, that... mm hmm.

Oh, yeah!

Oh.

Ohio, Florida, Texas, and the territory of Guam

Okay, Amy, you have to call my lawyer right now,

Okay, Cat... what room is this, Catherine?

Okay, come on.

Okay, I am not gonna say that joke to Johnny.

Okay, I gotta... I gotta go.

Okay, I haven't spoken to my neighbors in my entire fucking life.

Okay, I think all we have is Diet Coke in the fridge.

Okay, I'm gonna get the orderly with the big needles.

Okay, I'm gonna get you a bike helmet.

Okay, look, this is all about damage control, Amy.

Okay, look, Tiffany, I am so happy to be here,

Okay, Madison Monroe dinner.

Okay, people, look, the president can only do so much

Okay, perfect. Remember, three branches of government...

Okay, so Lu wants to meet in Hong Kong to talk Brazil.

Okay, so what are we calling him?

Okay, so you wanna talk about second class citizens?

Okay, they should not be allowed to call that stuff tea.

Okay, we're looking good.

Okay, well, Catherine, slaves have ruined my library...

Okay, well, I have a confession to make.

Okay, well, that's an excellent idea, Mike,

Okay, well, then to Brie.

Okay, well, what do you say we let bygones be bygones

Okay, when did you come back into the picture?

Okay, yeah, that makes sense. My teachers had to do that all the time.

Okay, you know what? Let's make him wait.

Okay?

Okay.

Old habits die hard, I guess.

On our CBS digital platforms.

On the oppressed backs of the ancestors of my child!

On the site of Yale's former slave quarters.

One of her parents to be here.

One of these days, she's gonna make that face

One... get the fuck away from me.

Only former presidents have libraries.

Ooh, hey, fantastic...

Ooh, page 93, suckers!

Ooh, that is worse. Thank you very much for that.

Ooh.

Or even a garbage bag, you know, in case she leaks.

Or how does this work?

Or is the baby gonna play chess against death?

Or, really, anyone who saw it.

Other than continue to be a woman,

Otherwise, I'm gonna sue you.

Otherwise, we're dead in the water.

Out both diaper legs and up the back of the onesie.

Over the last few days.

Ow! Nurse!

Pass mandatory sentencing laws for vagrancy.

Post Tibet.

President Meyer's discretion speaks well of her.

President Meyer's office. Yale University president's office?

President Selina Meyer! Selina!

Probably better from behind, though,

Ready for a "chunge."

Ready for a change, ready for Chung.

Remember a couple months ago after you got fired

Richard! So glad to see you. I missed you.

Right back in their faces.

Right here in New York City Yellow Cabs.

Right here. Here we go, push.

Right off the New Hampshire congressional ballot

Right, right, right, right.

Right?

Right? Okay, Marjor...? Okay, shit!

See, that wouldn't have happened if I paid you more.

See, the box is empty

See? Okay, that's from an expert.

Selina for you!

Selina for you.

Selina, Selina.

Selina! Hey! Uh, boy, I got...

Selina.

Shawnee, wait...

She was always so scared about monsters everywhere,

She's all over his diary. She's in every page.

She's gonna love these.

She's the President of the United... who cares?

Shows you what a president can do.

Shut the fuck up, you epileptic Picasso painting!

Shut up!

Since I went to college.

Sir, can you calm down, please?

Sir, how do you... I can't get the screen to go off.

Sir, I will do anything that you say.

Slaves, Mother?

So get the fuck off our court.

So I am pulling this creature from the jizz lagoon

So I brought you this.

So I could feel and smell what America was all about.

So it's time for you to make a decision.

So let's send them a message

So maybe you could help us

So she had reason to be somewhat alarmed.

So that the stitches don't get ripped out of my cervix.

So we'll deal with it later.

So, in the Quran, it is recommended

So, then what...

So, uh, what do you think?

So, we will go to Paris first.

Some interesting reading arrived.

Somebody you hired to make sure you don't get erections?

Something I've always wanted to tell you.

Sometimes I forget I do.

Sorry you're even related to that human melted candle

Sorry.

Specifically penetrative sex.

Starting up here, we've got Ella, who is age nine.

Sure.

Surrounded by Mike's poorly drawn doodles of legs.

Surrounded by my family and my... my friends

Take our shit show on the road.

Take some time to study the situation.

Take that cum shot in all four eyes, Leon.

Take your name off the ballot?

Technically, I am, but when you buy these ads...

Tell me this, did he sell your training bras

Than to have one that is built on the backs of dead slaves.

Than you have in this mangled abortion coat hanger

Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Thank you!

Thank you, Brie, you know, for everything that we've shared,

Thank you, Leon. Look at this.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. No, op, op, op.

Thank you. Thank you.

That ain't the first time I spent 20 million

That as the proud grand...

That come with obesity... the cancer, the diabetes...

That has a clay baked chicken dish

That Hughes would never do this if I was a male VP.

That I was just giving her a ride home.

That I'm gonna tell her once and for all th that...

That I'm gonna tell her once and for all th that...

That is what the Constitution requires, right?

That maybe you could come live with us.

That ocean air and the crystal blue water.

That this process only works

That tranny knuckle dragger is my fiancée.

That upon the birth of a child,

That was a success despite an almost pathological level...

That we put together with Scotch tape here.

That would be kind of cute 'cause then we could call him Little Richard.

That you did so because you were embarrassed

That you have to order 24 hours in advance.

That, uh...