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Parks and Recreation (2009) - Season 2

Parks and Recreation (2009) - Season 2

Parks and Recreation (2009) - Season 2 is a popular television show that captivated audiences with its witty humor and endearing characters. Set in the fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana, the series revolves around the eccentric employees of the Parks and Recreation Department as they navigate the ups and downs of local government.

The show's second season, which aired in 2009, was highly anticipated after a successful debut season. It continued to showcase the brilliant writing and hilarious situations that made Parks and Recreation a fan favorite. The ensemble cast brought the characters to life with their impeccable comedic timing and chemistry.

Leading the pack is the talented Amy Poehler, who portrayed the endlessly optimistic and determined Deputy Director of the Parks and Recreation Department, Leslie Knope. Her quirky and lovable personality made her the heart and soul of the show. Alongside her, the talented ensemble includes Rashida Jones as Ann Perkins, Leslie's best friend and the voice of reason in Pawnee.

Nick Offerman delivered a memorable performance as the grumpy yet lovable Ron Swanson, the head of the Parks and Recreation Department who is known for his love of hunting, woodworking, and breakfast food. Aziz Ansari played the energetic and ambitious Tom Haverford, always dreaming up new business ventures and chasing success.

Retta shined as Donna Meagle, the sassy office worker who never hesitates to speak her mind. Chris Pratt portrayed Andy Dwyer, a lovable goofball and Ann's on-again, off-again boyfriend. Aubrey Plaza brought her deadpan humor to the role of April Ludgate, the intern who takes pleasure in causing mischief.

With each episode, Parks and Recreation (2009) - Season 2 expertly balanced laugh-out-loud moments with heartfelt storylines. The show tackled various issues such as government bureaucracy, love, and friendship, all through brilliantly crafted comedy. Audiences were consistently entertained by the show's sharp writing and impeccable ensemble cast.

For fans who want to relive the hilarious moments and memorable quotes from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Season 2, it is possible to both play and download these sounds. The show's pop culture references, quotable one-liners, and iconic character interactions have become beloved among fans. Whether it's Leslie's passionate speeches or Ron's deadpan sarcasm, there is something for everyone to enjoy.

Parks and Recreation (2009) - Season 2 remains a standout season in the show's seven-season run. Its blend of clever humor, heartwarming relationships, and lovable characters continues to resonate with audiences even today. With its irresistible charm and delightful cast, Parks and Recreation (2009) - Season 2 is a must-watch for television enthusiasts.

A Cakes.
A hundred and fifty years ago,
A little bit about how the department has changed since you ran it.
A little bit of anti establishment voter rebellion, I guess.
A service. And they love it.
A third of the way to the moon.
A, yes. B, even if they don't,
Abandoning you once they get married.
About all the crazy stuff going on.
About not getting me anything, because I would never expect...
About the dangers of eating undercooked chicken,
About this historical mansion thing.
About whether or not he's the one. And he's not.
About, oh, I don't know, anything.
According to the complaint, you yelled it at five year old girls.
Actually, Leslie, I just found out.
Add seven. That's only...
Ah, Mr. Newport Sr.
Alcohol is legal, but pot isn't?
All I can tell you
All I know is this guy showed up
All right, and not so evil
All right, team, you guys psyched?
All right, well, thanks.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Everybody! Everybody! Hey. Ann Perkins. Hi.
All right. Great.
All right. Thanks, Tom.
All right. Yeah.
All the living former Parks Directors at a picnic,
Although I expect a spirited debate with Leslie.
Although, D, maybe not.
Although, I do expect a fight from Ron.
Although, is Phoebe there?
An interracial couple was married here,
And a ukulele that doubles as a water gun.
And appreciate how lucky we are.
And as a member of the Parks Department,
And ask them how much they want to donate.
And can I watch you do it while eating pork cracklings?
And do you provide the jerseys?
And every single one of them is broken.
And everything else starts with the word pomegranate.
And frankly, you're not even supposed to be in the building, Leslie.
And give it a shot. Why are you wasting my time?
And got impeached.
And happiness and Nick Newport Sr.
And hated everyone they worked with.
And he made me realize that I need you back at work.
And he was there because his blood doesn't work.
And here's the "Obstruction" series.
And I am not a crook.
And I appreciate it, and we will see you later.
And I can't really hear anything. Am I talking loud right now?
And I don't think we can get a hot air balloon at this time of night.
And I don't want you to feel bad
And I have three hours to fill
And I just didn't feel that. Did you?
And I just want to tell you that I am
And I kept thinking about the question you asked me today,
And I know what you're thinking.
And I love ads.
And I never will, sir. Good day.
And I ran by the hospital, and I thought I'd pop up and say hi.
And I sent up the Bat Signal
And I think it's a great saying.
And I think we may have a lot in common. I'm Tom.
And I was indoors. So...
And I was worked up, because obviously,
And I will see you all later.
And I would like to talk to you a little bit about this gazebo thing.
And I'm not gonna tell anybody!
And I'm not making you go anywhere.
And I'm reading this, and I'm like,
And Idaho is basically one giant park.
And if anybody out there...
And it contains very practical, deep cuts in many of our services.
And it hasn't hurt anyone! What?
And it was like staring into the sun.
And it's his last wish that I have this meeting with you.
And it's important, because Pawnee is the fourth fattest town in the U.S.
And Joey is mad at Chandler because Chandler made out with his girlfriend.
And just come down here and meet me in person.
And made me a much better offer.
And my arm, a little, from the mechanized gate.
And no pressure, but I do have tonight open.
And nobody wants you here.
And not be laughed at, you know.
And now he's not available. It's probably too late now, but,
And now it's gone. And I hate everything.
And now, I'm balancing budgets
And now, I'm going to see how long I can hold a D chord.
And one city employee has tried to schedule 14 meetings with me.
And Ron Swanson is the locomotive.
And said she left her phone at home
And screaming, "Make your face better! " doesn't help.
And see if they want to come down and show off their special skills?
And she's been asleep for
And so I'm wondering
And so now, I work for Norton Construction.
And some other girl is going to reap the rewards of my hard work?
And thank God an opportunity presented itself.
And thanks to Ron, the services budget
And that concludes a quick look at QuickBooks Pro.
And that I should come here immediately.
And the big surprise is I am going to reunite
And the good news is there's always a solution
And the story of this next dance is that it's called The Worm
And the thing that bothers me the most...
And then Ann broke up with me the week that I was going to propose,
And then I went home alone. I'm not sure what happened.
And then slaughtered by their own families.
And then write about it in the "Welcome Letter."
And then you tried to hit on all of them.
And then, he would just turn into fire.
And then, you know, just entertain him.
And they all put drinks on my tab.
And think handkerchiefs are gross.
And this must be the luckiest man in Indiana.
And this year, the concert has been canceled due to the shutdown.
And three, that child looks like it's abandoned.
And to some extent, you're right. I am the gate lady.
And told them people had broken into my home.
And tonight, God willing, we will all be stricken with that.
And tonight, we're gonna celebrate my husband's 85th birthday,
And we are going to get those happy kids
And we need to do something to distract from this boring area.
And we started talking, and then I realized who he was.
And we think of warm brownies.
And we'll wait for these guys to show up.
And we're not exactly best friends. Hmm.
And what was your favorite song, Chelsea?
And when will that end? Later than now.
And which part of him are you not looking at?
And who's going to comfort Jessica and her millions of dollars?
And why did I believe that?
And won.
And yesterday one of those pigeons took a on me.
And you guessed it. Over.
And you know who else is with me?
And you seem like you could use a beer. Let's get a beer.
And you should ride up on horseback.
And you're being a stick in the mud now.
And you're trying to fire all my friends.
And, we need to keep those donations coming in.
And... Leslie.
And... Pawnee has an Ultimate league?
Andy Dwyer! It's so awesome to see you.
Andy, I know I told you that you were going
Andy, please. Please, please, please, please, please.
Andy, take him outside.
Andy, you're in the conference room.
Andy! Hey.
Andy! Let's take this picture.
Andy. I don't know, Leslie.
Andy. That's an all right name. That's an all right name.
Ann Perkins, Mark Brendanawicz. "Anndanawicz."
Ann Perkins.
Ann, can you give me something, anything, in the face?
Ann, take a walk with me.
Ann, take your meetings in the courtyard.
Ann, you devious bastard.
Ann, you look miserable! Terrible. Terrible!
Ann, you were an awesome girlfriend.
Another?
Any big decisions arrived at?
Any luck?
Anybody got any water?
Anyway, after we talked, she fell asleep on my couch.
Anyway, the point's moot,
Apartment!
April is the best but she's 20.
April threw the smoked salmon on the roof.
April was supposed to be the moat
April, will you call some of the Rec Center teachers
April, you take Leslie's office.
April?
April. I didn't think you were going to help.
April's party? April's party?
Are we alone?
Are we gonna hate each other someday?
Are you a raccoon?
Are you allowed to kiss me in a hospital room?
Are you coming to my party?
Are you guys... Are you guys hanging out together?
Are you her bodyguard? I mean,
Are you saying yes? Just say out loud, yes or no.
Are you still on parole, by the way?
Are you sure now? Yeah, have a good time.
Are you using protection?
As a nurse and as your friend, I highly suggest you don't try to stay up
As a Pawneean and an American,
At 2:65? He's available then.
At 2:65? He's available then.
At a library.
At one point, I thought she was up...
At the Turnbill Mansion tonight...
Attack by Dennis Feinstein.
Aw!
Aye aye, Captain.
Back up on the horses where they belong!
Barkeep.
Be my guest.
Because he doesn't need to be in hair and makeup until 2:00 a.m.
Because I didn't cause these problems, Ms. Knope.
Because I didn't think March 31st existed.
Because I have no interest in being there.
Because I'm just a little puppy.
Because I'm using the occasion to stock the club
Because if it was, I would win. But that's neither here nor there.
Because if you do that, you will die.
Because of my libertarian beliefs, Leslie does 95% of the work.
Because this is a party with my friends,
Because we don't want to lose out
Because you got drunk and kissed me when we first met.
Because you're Park Director now and you're not going anywhere
Because you've been running around my hat all day...
Because you've never dated someone for so long before.
Being a wuss? Yes, I agree.
Ben, let's talk solutions.
Ben, the jerk, is here.
Ben? I don't think that's a great idea.
Ben? There was a big concert. Now, there's not.
Bill Haggerty, Pawnee Historical Society.
Billboards for designer jeans.
Biscuit. Yeah.
Bobby, I love how you work. Yay!
Boo.
Boop!
Brooks Brothers Boys is like, the cuts are slimmer and it's cheaper.
But also, it's ridiculous that marijuana is illegal.
But C, yes. Yes, they're definitely going to show up.
But coming soon, a really amazing thing is going to happen.
But due to, you know, never having a job,
But every single person who was Parks Director hated their job
But had a little car trouble.
But I actually worked really hard on my argument.
But I did love the parks themselves.
But I don't think you know anything about my department.
But I don't want any sex offenders in our Parks catalog.
But I felt like I needed a sign.
But I got them all here and we're gonna have a beautiful picnic.
But I guess I just don't get it.
But I still think you're an ass.
But I think I'm going to draw a mustache on her face
But I think it's a pretty good start.
But I'd love to chat with you.
But I'll give you a clue. It's named after a month out of the year.
But I'll win.
But I'm hoping someday to be the first female director of the department.
But I've got to get him to the telethon.
But it's moot.
But it's more important to Pawnee.
But it's on the historical register,
But it's such a reasonable request.
But maybe you thought it was so amazing,
But next time more sugar, okay? Thanks, bye.
But only because you were doing that one thing.
But right now, I have to go swallow my pride.
But right now, to begin with, let's start things off in our telethon with a song.
But something much cooler is going to happen.
But that's... That'd be cool.
But the director was pretty young. Clarence was old and weak.
But the only thing I'm crazy about is leaving the past behind.
But the real one's very bad as well.
But then word got out, and the reception was a bloodbath.
But then, she went right back to sleep.
But there's a change of plans.
But there's going to be a lot of pain ahead, Leslie.
But they give me an insane 15 minute burst.
But this building doesn't allow animals.
But today she's the king of destroying history!
But until then, I would like to introduce
But we don't want to sell any of our major assets,
But we should get one for safety.
But we've hired better security.
But we've run out of options.
But what I can't stand is they're canceling Freddy Spaghetti.
But you gave me your phone.
But you have got to find somebody.
But you have to help me.
But you're not sweating at all.
But, you know, Pawnee's bankrupt.
But...
By the way, I'm drunk.
By the way, it's ridiculous that pot is illegal.
Bye, Duke Silvers.
Bye, Leslie.
Bye, Zuzu.
Bye!
Bye. April. April!
Bye. No, no, no, no, no! Hey!
Bye. See you soon, I hope.
Bye. See you.
Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night,
Call me Larry. Larry, who is it?
Can I call you?
Can I get a badge?
Can I get you a drink? Or wait.
Can I go out with someone younger than that?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Can we go?
Can we keep him? My neighbor's dog had a litter.
Can you guess who?
Can you guys run up ahead and set up the picnic?
Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions, Jerry?
Can you please just fix one of them?
Can you see this?
Centerfold, always the best part. Am I right, Justin?
Changing everything all of the time.
Children's concerts aren't a priority these days.
Chris is the most positive state budget auditing consultant
Chris something
Chris Traeger. This is Ben.
Chug that, bitch!
Clarence Carrington, David Moser,
Clarence, if you mention anything about women,
Classic David. You're worse than Ron.
Classic game. Plant the seed. Harvest, like, a half hour later.
Clipboard mouth. Clipboard mouth.
Come back to work.
Come back.
Come here, you!
Come in, for gosh sake.
Come on in here. I'll show you guys what we did in the sitting room.
Come on, Ann. It'd be a huge favor for Leslie.
Come on, Ann. What are we doing? Maxim or Good Housekeeping?
Come on, guys.
Come on, Jerry.
Come on, there's no one in the world
Come on! Get out of your seats, turds.
Come on! I didn't know that!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Just please try to look human.
Come on. No! ...do one more thing.
Comfy fur lined boots.
Coming up, a very special video presentation called
Confirming what?
Congratulations, then. You got the most lines.
Cosmetics labs? Weird restaurants?
Could be forever. With the government shut down,
Could someone else massage my shoulders?
Could you take your shoes off, please? Thank you so much.
Councilman Howser!
Cover photo. Tom, you're up.
Crank it. Hit it. Needs 16 minutes for premium bounce.
Crap on the cob!
Criss Angel. You'd be talking to him,
Cut it out, Tom.
Damn it to hell!
Damn it.
Damn it. Because you're 21 and I'm 29?
Damn, girl! Your hotness killed my raccoon!
Damn, they broke up six weeks ago. Yeah.
Danger zone
David, what was it exactly that called you to the Parks Department?
Death!
Dedicated to slashing the city budget.
Definitely. Can you get five eagles? No, get ten eagles.
Demonstrate more of my skills.
Detlef Schrempf is temporarily delayed.
Detlef Schrempf!
Detlef, are you sure you don't want me to drive?
Diabetes. Yuck.
Did I give any of you guys a bottle cap?
Did I give you a bottle cap?
Did you enjoy your turn at the helm?
Did you just start your run?
Did you print this out?
Did you put cream in this?
Did you? I was hoping that maybe you could talk to me
Didn't give me anything to work with.
Didn't work out as well as I thought it would.
Didn't you just plan this, like, two hours ago?
Diet, exercise, supplements, and positive thinking.
Dismissed.
Divorce filings?
Do not bother me with this again.
Do not miss tonight's April Ludgate birthday bash.
Do we have everything? Yes, ma'am.
Do what Mark's doing. He's doing great!
Do whatever you want. Alert the media. Call FEMA, I don't care.
Do you
Do you even own lipstick?
Do you ever talk to someone and you're just like,
Do you have a second?
Do you have that picture that Andy took?
Do you know what, I think we should be heading to that telethon.
Do you need a ride home?
Do you think anybody is going to show up?
Do you think he's the one?
Do you want a Rémy Martin?
Do you want me to postpone the rest?
Does it have to be here?
Does Pawnee Cable Access even have hair and makeup?
Does that hurt?
Does that work, sir?
Don't blow it.
Don't care. I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in.
Don't cut anything without me.
Don't ever apologize to me.
Don't go back to sleep. Okay? I need you to wake up. Ron? Come on.
Don't look at me.
Don't recall.
Don't remind me.
Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself.
Don't tell me about Pawnee history.
Don't throw things at me.
Don't worry about it.
Don't you remember when Ahmad Rashad proposed to Mrs. Cosby on TV?
Donna, someone good?
Door! Door! Door, door! Close it!
Dr. Oz. Nope.
Drilling holes, painting, removing wainscoting,
Dude, don't even think about kissing me.
Due to the crippling gridlock in City Council,
Easy. I'm sorry. These are real people
Eat.
Egg noodles. Egg noodles.
Egg, my lady?
Either you hire her back or I quit.
Enjoy the fact that you provided a service for people, not a cut.
Enough of this.
Even if they're only gone for 20 minutes.
Even My Tongue is Fat: The Story of Pawnee.
Even though she was exhausted beyond belief.
Evening primrose oil? Willow bark? Magnesium?
Every department is losing a Leslie Knope.
Every time a couple gets married, two single people die.
Every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you,
Every time.
Every year, Pawnee Cares teams up with the local cable access station
Every year, we kick off the summer
Everybody looking here. One, two, three.
Everybody take their stuff and go.
Everyone else has one line.
Everyone here believes that what we're doing is essential.
Everyone in this town is afraid to say no to him.
Everyone's gonna pull their pants down for diabetes.
Everything always goes wrong, and you just have to deal with it.
Everything okay? Hmm?
Everything running smoothly?
Everything was donated for free by local vendors.
Except that I am.
Excuse me, but I need to say something.
Excuse me, did I give you a bottle cap?
Excuse me? My friend over here was digging through your trash
Fair enough.
Fair enough. I totally understand.
Fancy this.
Feel better? Yep.
Figure it out, Jerry.
Fine, I added the word "sexiest."
Fine, I'll come back.
Fine. What?
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Follow the pen to...
For a city is called the Master Plan.
For a party, and she's making alterations.
For all the people in the Parks Department to come and join us.
For bothering her.
For example, sell the zoo animals.
For gazebo destruction has passed.
For her husband Nick Newport Sr.
For now, please, let's take a look at this moving video entitled,
For once, it's Ann who blacked out drunk and not Andy.
For realskies?
For the "all time City Hall single day meetings record,"
For the eventuality that no one...
For the next 24 hours.
For veteran center Herb Williams.
Fortunately, there were two survivors.
Four hours to embroider them. Time well spent.
Fourth floor.
Freddy Spaghetti ain't coming.
Freddy Spaghetti couldn't make it today.
Freddy Spaghetti has been canceled.
Freddy Spaghetti in your Mercedes?
Freddy Spaghetti may not sing.
Freddy Spaghetti will sing.
Freddy Spaghetti.
From 2:00 a.m. to 6:00 a.m.
From Pawnee's most bookable personality, Denise Yermley!
From when to when?
Funny girl you were talking to?
Fusilli.
Fusilli.
Gathered together on a beautiful day in this beautiful park.
Get a drink. Whatever. It's cool. ANDY: Okay.
Get as many eagles as you want.
Get him here. Don't worry.
Get out of here.
Get some sleep.
Girl, you're more precious than Precious.
Give me a twirl. No.
Give me five minutes before the next one.
Go do it in your office.
Go do that in your office.
Go right to the Commissioner on this one.
Go, yes! Keep slithering! Keep slithering!
God bless you, Jerry Gergich!
God, he's actually losing money.
God, I think so. I mean, we fought a lot.
God, I was so jealous of you.
God, these are tight!
God, we're not getting any donations coming in.
God! Look at these horrible men.
Good evening and welcome to the tenth annual
Good for you, Ann.
Good girl.
Good God, woman. No.
Good God. I don't remember this.
Good idea? Bad idea? You tell me.
Good luck there!
Good morning, everybody.
Good morning, Knope.
Good morning.
Good, good, good. All right.
Good.
Good.
Good. I want to be with you.
Good. See you.
Good. Yeah.
Goodbye, Tom!
Got a really good deal on my lease.
Got enough leg room back there?
Got my swag on
Got rid of the furniture, painted these floors black...
Got you a birthday present.
Got you a birthday shot.
Great job. Good work, Leslie.
Great. Can Mouse Rat play without you?
Great. I'm gonna listen to some ocean sounds and do some chin ups.
Green.
Gross! No! It's Jerry's sex night. That ruins sex and tonight.
Guess who just checked something off her bucket list?
Gute Zeiten Schlechte Zeiten.
Guys, don't play with the food, okay? We need this for the picnic.
Guys, I don't know if I made it clear,
Half my age plus seven. Oh, okay.
Hammering away.
Happy birthday.
Happy six month anniversary. I got you a gift.
Has already been cut significantly.
Has rented out Turnbill Mansion
Have been in the same place at the same time.
Have you ever been part of a government body before?
Have you ever seen this man sleep? It's like underwater ballet.
Have you told anyone?
He bumped his noodle.
He doesn't know what he's ready for. But I think I do.
He had two beers. Light beers.
He hated both.
He is one of the best people on the planet. He's universally adored here.
He made a bong out of a taxidermied raccoon?
He seemed okay.
He wants to know what happened on Lost.
He was a totally helpless baby when we met.
He's a grown man. Fishing is not that hard.
He's not going anywhere.
He's not the only musician in town.
Head all day.
Heads. Oh, boy. What is going to happen next?
Hello, Andy.
Hello, birthday girl.
Hello, disgusting fragrance flap.
Hello, gents. Ron Swanson.
Hello, hello. Hey, how are you?
Hello, Lucy. Whoa! Hi.
Hello, Mr. Ludgate.
Hello, Pawnee. I'm Renata Ricotta.
Hello, there. Hi.
Hello, yes. We've met before.
Hello!
Hello! Hi! David Moser! I'm Leslie Knope.
Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Hello? Hey, there. Good morning.
Help me. Attaboy.
Help me. I'll keep an ear to the ground.
Her husband is Nick Newport Sr. From Sweetums.
Here we are.
Here you go, Chief.
Here you go. Sorry that took forever. God.
Here you go. Thank you.
Here, catch this.
Here. Red tape. So you'll never forget your roots.
Here's just one thing, real quick.
Here's the thing, though, about 18 year olds. They're idiots.
Here's the thing. What if she's slightly younger?
Hey, Ann and Mark are coming. Guys, not so close.
Hey, Ann Perkins.
Hey, April.
Hey, baby, you miss me? Because I missed you.
Hey, before you go on, can I just talk to you about something?
Hey, do these phones dial out?
Hey, have you seen April around?
Hey, I brought you a coffee, help you get through the day.
Hey, I know another bar that always lets me in,
Hey, I need to settle my bill from last night. Tom Haverford.
Hey, I thought you were playing in Eagleton.
Hey, I want you to keep this bottle cap.
Hey, if there's anyone out there that's doing a photo shoot
Hey, kids! It's me, Freddy Spaghetti!
Hey, ladies, is there anything you desire at all, besides me?
Hey, Leslie. It's Leslie. Hang in there. I love you. Bye.
Hey, look who's here.
Hey, Mark. I'm kind of freaking out
Hey, Mark. It's Leslie. Change of plans. Can you call me back?
Hey, Ron, did we make out last night?
Hey, Ron. I have a surprise for you.
Hey, Ron. You want me to read you
Hey, so I've been trying like crazy to get a hold of April.
Hey, sorry. I need your help. Is this a bad time?
Hey, why didn't you try to stop her?
Hey, why don't you forget about the donation
Hey, would you wanna get a drink tomorrow night?
Hey, you told me to wake you up at 1:45. Yep.
Hey, you, too. How are you?
Hey! Good morning.
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hi. Are you on your way?
Hey! Miss Knope?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Andy.
Hey. April is here. Move, Jerry.
Hey. April.
Hey. Come here.
Hey. Hey, well...
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Leslie?
Hey. Oh, thank God. Get out, Kyle.
Hey. Sorry we're late.
Hey. Sorry, dude.
Hey. What are you doing here?
Hey. Yeah, Tom.
Hey. Yeah, Tom.
Hi, I'm Jessica Wicks, Miss Pawnee 1994.
Hi, I'm Leslie Knope, Deputy Director.
Hi, I'm Tom. I have a raccoon on my head.
Hi, there.
Hi, there. Hi.
Hi, what are you doing here?
Hi. Everyone.
Hi. Hello, Ben.
Hi. Hey.
Hi. I was just doing my daily lunchtime 10 miles
Hi. I'm Lucy.
Hi. Yes, I'd like to donate $50, please.
Highway to the Danger Zone
His water pipe making skills were most impressive.
History is important. You just can't go around
Hmm. You wanna help me write the lyrics?
Hold on. Hi.
Hold up. Former beauty queen Jessica Wicks?
Holy God. Okay.
Hopped up out the bed Turn my swag on
How about June 50th?
How are things going with Mark?
How could someone so hot be so bad at looking hot?
How do we do that? With one perfect, captivating image.
How long is it going to last? Well, if we're lucky,
How long is this gonna take?
How many more meetings?
How soon until he's better?
How to build a cribbage board.
How to start a fire without matches.
How we doing? Pretty good.
How you ask someone to marry you is a very big deal.
How's your head?
However, to Leslie Knope...
Huge fan.
Huh? Jerry, what are you doing?
Huh? Oh, 6'10".
I accidentally told them what you were doing
I actually taught Homemaking
I agree. Let's just relax, smoke another J, and all calm down.
I ain't done nothing wrong. I'm just a puppy.
I already have the perfect title, Life is a Picnic.
I always schedule it for March 31st.
I am all about the money, babe.
I am an official member of a task force
I am completely screwed.
I am not a stick in the mud!
I am only here because I owe Leslie a thousand favors.
I am so sorry. I'm really busy right now. No problem.
I am.
I am.
I ask you to refrain from harming this historic structure.
I ask you. Is this too revealing for a public pool?
I ate it already. What?
I believe I am that human being.
I brought you your favorite. Every color of Jell O.
I call this one "The Future."
I called you a gajillion times. Why didn't you call me back?
I can definitely do it.
I can do magic.
I can give you Ann's phone number.
I can hear you. I can hear you. Come on
I can see that. Are you okay?
I can't just say no.
I can't stand this budget crisis.
I can't stand this government shutdown.
I can't... After you. I'd hate to miss the view.
I cannot tell you that.
I caught him smoking pot out of it
I chained myself to a gate.
I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car.
I couldn't afford it until now.
I couldn't fit everything in that you wanted.
I dated him for three years.
I diagnosed two melanomas. They're both benign.
I do say the cutest stuff.
I do. I really do. Thanks.
I do. Take it. T.B. continued, Ann
I don't care if you hate what we do.
I don't care that you text all day and sleep at your desk.
I don't even have children's songs.
I don't even know really what I want to say.
I don't even work in this building.
I don't know
I don't know anything about infant care.
I don't know if I have time for this, guys,
I don't know if that's something I've communicated before.
I don't know what to tell you.
I don't know, Leslie. Why don't you see a movie or go shopping?
I don't know. Maybe Mark and Ann would...
I don't like that term. It's so vulgar.
I don't need your help, jailbird.
I don't need your sympathy. Or yours.
I don't really feel like playing right now.
I don't remember. I don't even know if it happened.
I don't think so. I think we're gonna be fine.
I don't think that that's something Ann wants.
I don't think we should see each other.
I don't understand.
I doubt I'll get to build a park anytime soon.
I drove to a gas station, called the cops
I feel great. Everything is running smoothly.
I feel like you still have feelings for her.
I feel like you're being sarcastic right now.
I forgot to tell you. I can't make it to the telethon tonight,
I got you a going away present.

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