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Parks and Recreation - Season 2 Parks and Recreation is not a movie or a song, but rather a television show that aired from

Parks and Recreation - Season 2

Parks and Recreation is not a movie or a song, but rather a television show that aired from 2009 to 2015. It is a mockumentary-style sitcom created by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur, starring an ensemble cast of talented actors who brought their characters to life with incredible finesse and comedic timing.

Season 2 of Parks and Recreation, which aired in 2009-2010, was a turning point for the show. It solidified its place as a beloved sitcom and garnered critical acclaim and a growing fan base. The season continued following the employees of the fictional Parks and Recreation Department of Pawnee, Indiana, as they navigated their personal and professional lives.

The cast of Parks and Recreation is led by the incredible Amy Poehler who plays the optimistic and determined Leslie Knope, a passionate and ambitious bureaucrat with a love for her work. Alongside Poehler, the talented ensemble includes Rashida Jones as the caring and witty Ann Perkins, Aziz Ansari as the hilarious and self-absorbed Tom Haverford, Chris Pratt as the lovable and goofy Andy Dwyer, and Aubrey Plaza as the deadpan and sarcastic April Ludgate.

Other standout members of the cast include Nick Offerman as the iconic Ron Swanson, the stoic and libertarian director of the Parks Department. Retta plays the enthusiastic and vivacious Donna Meagle, Jim O'Heir portrays the lovable but clumsy Jerry Gergich, and Adam Scott and Rob Lowe joined the cast in Season 2, portraying Ben Wyatt and Chris Traeger respectively, bringing their unique comedic talents to the mix.

Season 2 of Parks and Recreation took the already established characters and developed their personalities even further, allowing viewers to truly connect with them. The show struck a perfect balance between heartwarming moments and laugh-out-loud comedy, creating a show that was both enjoyable and relatable.

Among the standout episodes of Season 2 is "Ron and Tammy," where Ron Swanson's ex-wife, Tammy, played by Megan Mullally, enters his life again, leading to chaotic and hilarious consequences. "The Fight" is another memorable episode, showcasing the cast's improv skills as they portray the effects of a night of heavy drinking. And who could forget "Park Safety," where Leslie tries to save a local park from being closed down.

The success of Parks and Recreation Season 2 was not solely due to the talented cast but also the sharp writing and witty humor that the show consistently delivered. The second season further established the unique tone and style of the show, capturing the essence of small-town bureaucracy with brilliant satire and heartwarming moments.

If you're eager to experience the delightful sounds and laughter of Parks and Recreation Season 2, you'll be glad to know that the show is widely available for streaming or purchase. By searching for the show's title, you can find various platforms where you can enjoy and relive the comedy and charm that this season has to offer.

Whether you are a longtime fan or new to the series, Parks and Recreation Season 2 is a must-watch. With its talented cast, clever writing, and heartwarming moments, it is no wonder that the show has become a beloved sitcom. So sit back, relax, and let Leslie Knope and the gang bring laughter and joy into your life. You can play and download these sounds from various streaming services or purchase the DVDs to enjoy the show at your leisure.

A flush with cash!
A flush with cash!
A "schlemiel" is the guy who spills soup at a fancy party.
A "schlimazel" is the guy he spills it on.
A bar is four servings.
A belly dancer?
A bottle of high fructose corn syrup,
A bottle of high fructose corn syrup,
A bouquet of hand crocheted flower pens...
A box of cigars, and I am going to sit back and enjoy my life.
A bunch of rats made out of garbage.
A camel is actually a horse designed by a committee,
A chance...
A cheese fountain?
A citizen handed in a very interesting home video
A community garden, right in the middle of the pit.
A dinner party! That's genius.
A field assigned to them for practice,
A friend. Burn.
A good chef never reveals her secrets.
A good day.
A goose heart?
A guaranteed starting spot
A guy like you, with your political connections,
A hundred bucks says I bag more birds than you.
A job, a car, a steady income, an address,
A key aspect to diplomacy is gift giving.
A knight without armor in a savage land
A little birdie told me that you have one unpaid parking ticket.
A little drop of sunshine, and some other stuff.
A lot of pockets. For putting all the food in.
A lot of things. Like, "Can you believe it?"
A lovely sitting area for kids with asthma to watch other kids play.
A miracle product that's sweeter than sugar, but cheaper to produce!
A mosaic portrait of each of you
A naked Tammy made me breakfast this morning.
A nice woman. You know, she's not a murderer.
A piece of art caused me to have an emotional reaction.
A place to practice by the end of the week.
A pool and a three car garage.
A pot?
A quid pro quo. Oh!
A restaurant?
A ruby?
A second pair of shoes, table manners,
A service organization that says it builds a playground in a day.
A slower, more deliberate kaboom.
A special gift for you.
A task force? Needless to say,
A tragic accident reignited feelings you thought were long dead,
A video of you to show our superiors.
A week ago I had nothing.
A.K.A., I nailed it.
About a suspicious person breaking into a van.
About tandem bicycles at the art house.
About that secret language. I know.
About the relative merits of parks versus libraries.
About the Troubled Assets Relief Program.
About the way you talk about him.
About this date tomorrow night.
About to head home and have crazy sex
Absolutely no point of view whatsoever.
Absolutely, chief. Okay.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
According to unconfirmed reports in the Pawnee Sun,
Act sad.
Actually, he's a pretty sick keyboardist.
Actually, I do know what I'm talking about.
Actually, it looks like I scuffed this one.
Actually, it's regular parks.
Actually, no, hopefully it's bad.
Actually, no. I need that for my uniform.
Actually, seven is the worldwide average.
Actually, there are a couple of cool places in here.
After I got home, I drank six more glasses of whiskey
After that whole conversation... I'm being ridiculous.
After you win. We're going with this one.
Afternoon, Andy.
Afterwards, I'll take the cardboard from the boxes and use it for break dancing.
Ah, I love those commercials!
Ah, so you forgot to put the safety on.
Ah, such a sweetheart. Is Andy coming tonight?
Ah, yeah. Just one of his conditions for the settlement, I guess.
Ah, yes, I do.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Finally. You peel.
Ah! Leslie! Hello.
Ah! My pocket squares!
AIDS?
All afternoon playing video games
All because of this very important business card.
All he's interested in are stories.
All I can say is I wasn't just having sex,
All I can say is, this is not what I was expecting.
All I did was a little paperwork.
All I did was order a backhoe,
All I did was write and perform in one amazing skit.
All I wanna do is have babies!
All I want in life is to own a nightclub on every continent,
All I'm gonna do is go in and just say,
All kinds.
All of them. I'm gonna.
All of these have happened to me.
All right, fine, forget it.
All right, fine. Here's my ID.
All right, guys.
All right, guys. Let's talk accessories
All right, I hope you're ready to discuss some college bowl game scenarios!
All right, I'll tell you what. I'm gonna think about it.
All right, it's okay.
All right, it's time now for the dreaded Q&A.
All right, Justin. May I take your coat, sir?
All right, later
All right, let's do this, bitch!
All right, next.
All right, partner.
All right, safety basics!
All right, sorted out that payroll issue, this is done.
All right, y'all! Take the pigs in the blanket and put them to sleep!
All right!
All right!
All right! Awesome!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. $10,000 a share. I need the money by Friday.
All right. Awesome. I'm in.
All right. Back to the grindstone.
All right. Give me another one.
All right. Give me another one.
All right. I got it.
All right. I'm gonna hold you to that.
All right. Let's do it. Okay.
All right. Let's get started! Okay! Good. Yeah.
All right. See you guys later
All right. So we're going to just head out.
All right. Sounds okay.
All right. Thank you so much. We had so much fun.
All right. Thanks for loving the Duke. Thank you. Thank you.
All right. That's basically it.
All right. Tom, I want you to very slowly...
All right. What's it gonna take?
All right. You guys sound ready for the dance tomorrow.
All righty, folks? Thank you very much.
All that socialized medicine up there.
All that's important to me is that we're still friends.
All those who would like
All you're gonna find is more bread.
ALL: Yeah.
Also something called "Bucket of Cake."
Also, her daughter was having sex way too young.
Also, I got you this coffee.
Also, I'm leaving early tonight
Also, Mark, again,
Also, remember, everyone, Venezuela is a poor country.
Also, sorry about your grandpa.
Also, Tom, your wife is super cool. So, well done.
Also, we were a bit jealous.
Also, whiskey and a cigar.
Also, you can give me your credit cards,
Although candy is our bread and butter,
Although I am hoping that he has some memory loss.
Am I early?
Am I quite sure? No. Am I sure enough? Maybe.
Am I right, Justin? We gotta find this guy.
Am I sure the possum we caught is Fairway Frank? Yes.
Am I technically a murderer?
Am I? I am.
Amazing.
Amazing.
American children are fattened more efficiently
And a bunch of people had to get their throats replaced.
And a cologne called Tommy Fresh.
And a couple of bottles of wine?
And a little negligent? RON: Knope!
And a lot of "advantages," per se.
And a personalized 5,000 word essay
And a third person, whose name I never learned.
And a true hero. During the Pawnee Bread Factory fire of 1922,
And a very inappropriate amount of candy.
And after that, I'm going to show you this log I found.
And all of his friends are frat guys and morons.
And all the other helpless, pathetic people in this town.
And all the trees and all the benches.
And all those in favor of letting this heartless corporation, Sweetums,
And almonds give me the squirts.
And also the brave, where people can live,
And although I've already written your eulogy,
And although they left separately,
And Andy Warhol
And Andy, after we broke up, he told me
And Ann is the best nurse in North America. All right. There you go.
And Ann! How Ann gets it done!
And Anna Beth Stevenson, a widowed mother of seven
And another glass of "bronto" grigio?
And another thing I like is the layout of the hiking trails.
And any of her various guests.
And any time you see two women standing very close to each other...
And any way you slice it,
And as a judge, let me assure you that this year's Miss Pawnee
And as part of our zoo promotion,
And ask yourselves,
And assign them numerical grades,
And back down. There you go.
And basketball courts, and off to the side,
And better than every department, and you have one hour.
And by night,
And candy necklaces.
And Chairwoman of the Departmental Ad Hoc
And citadels, and palaces.
And cocktails at the Indianapolis Aquarium.
And come and jump on my face and bite me.
And Condoleezza Rice and Nancy Pelosi,
And congratulations on winning.
And cook him some chicken and tell him it's Pawnee cockatoo.
And Dave and I tailed Pikitis
And divorce is the number two
And do you know why?
And each dot is a photo of a citizen of the town.
And eat ham and mayonnaise sandwiches.
And eight and a half dozen rubber baby bottle nipples, also made here in Pawnee.
And Elvis Correja, Administrator of Hedges.
And every year, they choose one woman
And everybody's in the kitchen.
And everyone talked about it.
And everyone, like, jumped down my throat.
And everyone's gonna do Santa for two hours,
And executed it to perfection.
And expensive.
And finally, we are going to kick off the Children's Concert Series this weekend
And flash that we have here in central Indiana.
And for making something cute!
And French kissing.
And from my perspective, there was no abuse of power with respect to Miss Knope
And get verbal confirmation that our budget documentation is in.
And good government is our goal
And have Leslie taken away from herself.
And he brought his dog and...
And he hid in her house.
And he is?
And he looked down at me and he said,
And he looked up at me,
And he said, "Thank you. You saved my life."
And he was there to basically tell...
And he would always guess
And he would be fine with us just filling in the pit.
And he would be fine with us just filling in the pit.
And he's a failed architect, that he might want to play pool.
And he's actually number three
And he's an MRI technician,
And he's been pretty clear about wanting her back.
And he's gay? Yeah.
And he's going to try and break free.
And he's gonna stay there until the truth comes out.
And he's living in a pit, you know?
And he's now about to shake hands with Leslie Knope,
And he's off limits.
And he's really cute, and he's very passionate about his job,
And her boyfriend,
And her face gets all scrunched up like this.
And here I am, 40 years later, completely unemployed.
And his maid and his nurse.
And hopefully then to be future wife.
And hot orange juice, weirdly delicious.
And how are your institutions
And how do we get this pit filled in? Ideas?
And how they are superficial and meaningless.
And how...
And I am going to get myself a stack of mystery novels,
And I am proud to announce, for the first time ever this year,
And I bet she really misses you.
And I bought him some other things that humans usually use, like shampoo.
And I can't go.
And I can't move into my place until Monday now.
And I can't screw over her boyfriend's jacket.
And I changed it to Tom Haverford because, you know,
And I completely understand that. But you and I both know
And I could fall in 10 more times by "eventually."
And I could have Ron Swanson down here, kicking down your doors.
And I didn't get him anything.
And I don't have to work.
And I don't know why.
And I don't like seeing my friends miserable.
And I don't like that term.
And I don't think she's going to come here
And I don't think we should rush this, you know?
And I don't wanna see you digging around in there later.
And I fall on my shoulder really weird.
And I feel terrible
And I fell $1,000 short.
And I found the perfect thing.
And I gave her money to writhe around on your parts.
And I get the feeling that these women is running a low grade fever.
And I got both of their phone numbers.
And I got caught in a very strong current.
And I had a friend who dated an ex,
And I hate Ben.
And I have to keep punching my leg to stay awake?
And I hope you'll keep that in mind.
And I just had to see for myself.
And I just hope that there is some way
And I just want to say thank you for not telling anyone.
And I just want to see Wendy.
And I kind of wanna TP his house.
And I know how desperate you were to prove yourself.
And I know how hard it is to get something done.
And I know it's Greg Pikitis, but I've never been able to prove it.
And I know what "fixing your shower" means.
And I know why they exist.
And I live nearby. So, we could, like, carpool to work or something.
And I looked up at him and I said, "I am now."
And I love wearing bikinis at the beach
And I made us a mix CD.
And I mean that I literally fell
And I promise you they won't happen.
And I really feel like I've matured a lot.
And I really have to pee. Can you just sit here for two seconds
And I really think it would behoove us to give it another shot.
And I really want to win this.
And I really wanted to do it.
And I said I was okay, but I wasn't, actually. It was kind of weird.
And I said no, of course, but I just...
And I should respect that.
And I stayed inside the whole time playing video games
And I stopped for a breakfast burrito.
And I think I might be ready to start dating again.
And I think our first date tomorrow is gonna go awesome,
And I think that they are a very good sampling
And I think that your medals are stupid and your uniform is lame,
And I think Trish is a no brainer.
And I think we should give it a shot, for real.
And I think we're good here. No?
And I think you should resign.
And I thought it would just drink
And I thought maybe you could help me
And I thought this would maybe,
And I told him all about you, and he's really interested.
And I understand that you enforce them.
And I want to be wearing a huge, beautiful, blue hat!
And I want to know why it didn't have mayonnaise.
And I want you to make sure you keep your neckline nice and high.
And I was just trying to perform a cute,
And I was walking Lord Sheldon.
And I was wondering
And I will do my best to visit you on holidays.
And I will find you a reliable person.
And I will get back to you on Monday about it.
And I will not reveal his location,
And I will treat them as such.
And I would be a perfect contestant for Deal or No Deal.
And I'd give her your lot, and my house, and God knows what else.
And I'd like to introduce to you our new line of energy bars, NutriYums.
And I'm entitled to money to maintain that lifestyle.
And I'm going to sue you for that.
And I'm gonna try not to do any of them again
And I'm just really sorry for the way that I treated you.
And I'm like, "What?"
And I'm so sorry. It's our fault.
And I'm sorry.
And I'm sure between the five of us,
And I've been ignoring it,
And I've come to the conclusion that I've completely wasted mine.
And if the shoe were on the other foot and you won the award,
And if the Swanson Code happens to overlap
And if we did, you would have proof,
And if you do it, I will name the first turkey I shoot after you.
And if you wanna talk, or grab coffee or something like that.
And if you will just follow me,
And in case something bad goes down, I wore my sharpest rings.
And in five, Joan.
And in Walnut Creek, California,
And it also made the whole town smell like toast,
And it came alive, it was whispering, and I couldn't hear what it was saying,
And it came with a guy who runs it.
And it hangs there for years, and no one ever throws acid at it.
And it has no bearing on the future of your class.
And it is my very favorite non alcoholic hot drink, except for hot tea.
And it is said by me.
And it landed on a log in the creek.
And it means a lot to the whole gay community.
And it might have laid eggs in your bed.
And it needs to be breathtaking and moving and historical
And it ran around and it was a possum. Okay? April, run!
And it totally made my gay boyfriend jealous.
And it was all pro bono.
And it was reported on for over a year.
And it went into your laundry
And it won't be the last.
And it'll play looped video of knee surgeries.
And it's because of you, our teachers,
And it's gonna be just you, Pikitis, and these pliers.
And it's incredibly touching, I would prefer not to give it for a while.
And it's my fault that it's in Ann's house,
And it's not gonna be pretty. Yeah, I'm gonna crash soon, too.
And it's not gonna have a fountain
And it's one of our best loved parks.
And it's only $20,000 a month. And it's in Chicago.
And it's still warm. Okay, go and arrest him. And send this to the lab.
And it's very controversial.
And it's... I'm just a desk jockey,
And Jackson Pollock and Jim Davis from Garfield
And Jerry, who knows.
And just fly you around.
And just focus here, because...
And just for the record, I never ever liked being called "Old Gus."
And just get some clearance on this.
And just like that
And just listen, please? Yes.
And just making sure people obey the city code.
And just run around until I got tired.
And just touch Joan's skin for a second.
And know you're gonna be together forever.
And ladies, too.
And leave the real feminist work
And let a vicious goose waddle free?
And let me tell you something.
And let this matter be resolved.
And like blood will come out of his mouth and stuff
And listen, if this thing blows up,
And look for my new CD next month, The Memories of Now.
And Lord Sheldon... He lunged at a bird, I dropped the burrito,
And made some vermin friends.
And make his Transformers look like they're having sex together.
And make sure that it's Fairway Frank?
And make sure that Mark is coming. So much work to do!
And may I say that you look even more beautiful now
And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
And maybe we can walk through fire together.
And maybe you could tell us what you've seen.
And move it back in the house?
And my lawyer said it could be worth upwards of $100,000.
And my team made this
And napping on the floor.
And next time you need a special favor
And no offense, but everybody here is terrible at love.
And no one can ever take that away from you and it never gives up.
And no one enjoys a divorce of course
And no one will know what we're talking about.
And no scallions on it, please.
And not "Their merica." Thank you.
And not coming dressed as a doctor.
And not thinking that I owe my career to some possum.
And now I've undone all that great work.
And now it's me.
And now it's the site of Pawnee's Winter Wonderland.
And now it's time for our ever popular talent competition,
And now it's time for you to listen to one of mine.
And now this entire department is k screwed.
And now we both have herpes. I'll see you later.
And often. Thank you, I'll be here all week!
And on the back, it teaches you how to play blackjack.
And on the first day, I went for a swim in the ocean.
And once in high school, a girl beat me in a wrestling match
And one guy was like, "I wouldn't hit that."
And open a door to the possibility of friendship.
And our family went on a vacation to Bermuda.
And our family went on a vacation to Bermuda.
And our first one up is Trish lanetta, whose talent is baton.
And Pawnee is my favorite place in the world!
And Pawnee, I am sorry to say this,
And people love voting for tragedy.
And pick up my costume. Got it
And planted the coolest stuff.
And play the Black Eyed Peas on a non stop loop!
And please tell me what is going on, quietly? Okay? In a quiet voice.
And Poopy, the raccoon who poops all over the high school cafeteria.
And pretend it's part of Pawnee. Or New York. Or London!
And recommend it go to Leslie because she works really hard, and I don't.
And Ron's the opposite of a woman.
And sausage, 'cause I am brown and spicy.
And saved the beloved secret recipe for Pawnee Pumpernickel.
And say how much it is and what it is for.
And say one thing that they love about Tom.
And see my ex boyfriend living in a hole in my backyard like a gopher.
And she made out with me in my cop car, which is pretty neat.
And since they're from Sweetums, you know your kids are gonna love them.
And small sacrifice
And so is your prisoner.
And some growing...
And some homemade taffy.
And some maturing.
And somebody leaves a peach pit on my desk?
And something called "The Naomi Wolf Factor."
And sometimes, the best way to maintain a strong team
And suddenly everybody's freaking out?
And talk about how stupid awards are.
And that counts.
And that doesn't sound like you.
And that girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh
And that is the end of what I have to say.
And that man would be the vice president, and I would be the president.
And that Mark is also okay and he is in his home.
And that you can make his life hell.
And that you made financial restitution out of your own pocket.
And that you've learned some new words,
And that, little lady, is a Leslie Knope promise!
And that'll be like right next to...
And that's all I'm gonna say about the matter.
And that's game.
And that's just for starters. I will work for you.
And that's made me uncomfortable.
And that's the whole story.
And that's what happened. End of story.
And that's why this is a dream come true... Literally.
And that's why we'll be debuting our new healthy energy bar, NutriYums.
And the cars! People really take care of their cars there.
And the first question goes to Tom Haverford.
And the food, so spicy and wonderful. We could not even believe it.
And the fumes create a thunderstorm in your brain.
And the government of Venezuela has authorized
And the hardest part about living in this pit
And the man would be accused of sleeping with me.
And the mayor knows that you did a great job.
And the other guy was like, "Me neither
And the plasma TV.
And the rats. It's like a freaking rat parade every night.
And the rest are blank.
And the sidecar detached and went down a flight of stairs.
And the solemn memory of all of our friends
And the sooner it's dead, the sooner the mayor can do what he wants with it.
And the things I get to do to your body and face.
And the third one was recently stolen.
And the way you look tonight
And the way you look tonight
And the wife and I, we have bought a little cottage on a lake.
And the world is cold
And then afterwards, had sex with Mark
And then afterwards, reconsider your profession, but for now,
And then almost unconsciously touching her hands to her hips.
And then he attacked her and tried to eat her toes.
And then I finished crafting this small harp,
And then I started thinking, "I need morphine."
And then I tripped and my gun went off.
And then I was hung up on him for six years.
And then I will make sure that the girls get
And then just twist away.
And then resign.
And then she's free to marry Ron Swanson.
And then that very night, she was the guest of honor
And then the judges will decide
And then there are women who are cool.
And then there's this. Fourth paragraph down.
And then they lost touch, and a few years later she met my dad.
And then this third guy was like, "I would."
And then those six voices came together as a team.
And then to use that to blackmail me into falling in love with you.
And then we can go choose our caskets.
And then we can use it around people
And then we'll lose our funding.
And then we'll put them on a new team mural.
And then you and I are part owners
And then you and I are part owners
And then you come over to this side...
And then you get that possum out of here.
And there'll be like a fat guy in it all the time
And there's a bonus audio track where LL Cool J raps all his dialog.
And there's a lot of things about him I like.
And there's always someone who'll oppose a stance.
And there's two bisexual guys here,
And these pictures of some people on a date.
And they knocked me to the ground.
And they know how to have fun, and the dancing!
And they like to fling their feces, so we were
And they only eat sugar water. I mean, what beats that?
And they will be available whenever needed.
And they'll find my fingerprints on the manure,
And they're misleading people about what's actually in them.
And they're trying to steal Lot 48 for a new branch.
And think, really think, about what you've seen
And this enormous medicine man showed up
And this friend is me. What should I do?
And this is a human sized hamster wheel that will be next to the mural,
And this is an attractive lady with a hamburger for a head.
And this is clean.
And this is only his guesthouse.
And this little game that you're playing is gonna be over.
And those over there?
And throw it on the tree.
And to my wife, I apologize.
And to one day solve a murder on a train.
And to the hunters!
And today I have to be charming.
And told me we wouldn't be together anymore.
And Tom and I sometimes get here early and help out.
And Tom is our master horticulturist.
And turn off all the lights that don't have colored bulbs.
And two weeks later, he asked her
And two, do any of you have pacemakers or a history of epilepsy?
And two, they mentioned the Camp Athena project in that letter.
And wanna sue you again.
And we all know that it's already closed season on "twout." So, now...
And we are finally back together.
And we are gonna find out my actual bra size.
And we are so excited about our new partnership with the Parks Department.
And we build whatever we want
And we had something to ask you.
And we have the Jaripa Amphitheater. It's huge.
And we just come and kick it breakfast style. Ladies celebrating ladies.
And we never will if this gets out.
And we thought this was his house,
And we will determine whether you are guilty of abusing your power.
And we will not let that happen in vain.
And we would have seen it by now
And we'll invite you to the divorce party.
And we'll let you know what we decide in about an hour
And we're all volunteering for Kaboom,
And we're doing it without permission.
And we're gonna blow their socks off.
And Wendy is an interesting person!
And what you guys have here
And when she died, it was one of...
And while I was asleep, he tried to pull out one of my teeth.
And while you were catching the whale,
And who they are is just stone cold gay.
And who's the man? Is he famous?
And why would I do this?
And wrap himself around me like a coiled snake.
And you can have a nice, big fountain of his head,
And you can make it all go away if you just gave me a chance.
And you can. For the small price of only one, one, one,
And you didn't even sleep with him?
And you failed.
And you got to believe me, he didn't give me a choice.
And you guys aren't being funny.
And you guys want to marry Hugo Chavez!
And you might wanna take these pictures down.
And you should win it. You should take it.
And you were flashing some serious "do me" eyes. That's just my opinion
And you were like, "What?"
And you, out of all my friends,
And you, Tammy, you make him miserable.
And you'll do whatever it takes?
And you'll submit your concepts tomorrow afternoon.
And you're helping me turn my life around.
And you're like, "Oh! That must've sounded pretty good."
And you're lucky to have me.
And you're not. And that's why you don't like him.
And you're so great, obviously.
And you're telling me he might not be a hero,
And you're throwing it in his face.
And your friendship is the most important thing to me.
And your kitchen, and it touched all your bras
And, "Of course she did, she's totally good to go."
And, "The Parks lady boned Dexhart,"
And, April, any time you want to talk about boys...
And, April, yours was hellish and might make someone vomit.
And, look, he might not be my gay penguin, but he could be yours.
And, Trish, I may not have voted for you,
And, what's two day shipping?
And, yes, I will absolutely go back
And, you know, also maybe not have sex with his wife?
And, you know, you can hit me up on Facebook anytime,
And...
And... Hold on a second. Ludgate. What the hell?
Andrew, looking good.
Andy Dwyer! Can't wait to catch up with this guy.
ANDY OVER PHONE: Ann, is that you? Hey.
Andy recently diagnosed himself
Andy will come in to...
Andy, Ann, I thought it had a nice ring to it.
Andy, dude, I love you, but shape up or move out.
Andy, I have a very interesting business proposal for you.
Andy, I just wanted to say, I am so, so...
Andy, I've been here for half an hour.
Andy, it's Leslie.
Andy, it's Leslie. Look.
Andy, no.
Andy, no.
Andy, stop.
Andy, we're not back together.
Andy, why aren't you returning my calls?
Andy, why don't you go home? I'll finish cleaning this up.
Andy, you're fine, but you're simple.
Andy, you're suing your hometown?
ANDY: Baby, I'm back.
Andy!
Andy! Andy! Can you come here, please?
Andy?
Andy?
Andy?
Andy? No. No, no, no. You need a team of professionals to help.
Andy.
Andy.
Andy. Ann. Step up here.
Andy. Come here.
Andy. Well, A Cakes, just let me...
Andy... Sorry, you guys are on a date. That's cool.
Andy's gonna come over soon, he can help us with all this stuff.
Ann and Mark! Andy!
Ann is an extraordinary cook.
Ann is great.
Ann is now mine,
Ann is so awesome.
Ann kept going on about how wonderful you are,
Ann Perkins! You should be ashamed of yourself.
Ann Perkins. What's happening, sweetheart?
Ann was helping me because I was panicking about tomorrow.
Ann was so obviously into him. It was so annoying.
Ann will respect that.
Ann, do you have any Mounds? Because all I can find are Almond Joys
Ann, do you want me to liven things up or not?
Ann, grab the movie! Go, go, go, go!
Ann, I really don't think you should invite me in.
Ann, in case I don't sink this,
Ann, that was awesome. That was really good.
Ann, we'll go together.
Ann, what happened here? Did you tell everyone
Ann, you go ahead.
Ann, you know, thank you. But really, I'm feeling great.
Ann, yours was a little trite.
Ann!
Ann! Hey! What's up? What are you doing?
Ann! Oh! Look at you! You're looking pretty unhealthy today.
Ann! Ready to bag some birds?
Ann! What's up, gorgeous!
Ann! Whoa, are we finally gonna do this?
Ann? I support you.
Ann.
Ann. Thanks.
Ann. Whoa. Oh, my gosh.
Ann's a classy chick.
Ann's in trouble.
Anndanawicz! What're you guys doing? Eating? Love it.
Another organization giving you credit for something you didn't do?
Another time, I went to a really boring movie with a guy,
Antonio, Nestle Crunch with the crispy rice removed.
Any of this looking familiar?
Any questions?
Any time, any place.
Anyhow, got to go,
Anyone knows that you like your wife? Your wife knows that you like your wife?
Anyone knows that!
Anything at all.
Anything else? You want me to jump off a building?
Anything in...
Anything is a toy if you play with it.
Anything, guys? No.
Anytime you want.
Anytime you would talk about Justin,
Anyway, Hunting and Fishing Season is winding down. Okay?
Anyway, I'm over it. Or am I? I'm just kidding.
Anyway, it's good that you found your calling.
Anyway, Leslie, I have to go. It has been a super pleasure meeting you.
Anyway, so, now he and Marlene
Anyway, these kids, they came out of nowhere,
Anyway, we had a lot of fun putting it together.
Anyways, thank you so much.
Apology accepted.