Little Demon (2022) - Season 1 Edit

Across the Demicorporeal Plane.

After my first marriage ended,

Ah, she's amazing.

All about signing your pact?

All of my stupid ass Choochie babies.

All right, can you shut up for a second?

An audience member will choose the exterminator

And a phoenix Darlene rose from the goddamn ashes.

And either you're Forrest Gump, or...

And executive producer of everything Wibby Turkle,

And extremely powerful compound, okay?

And here you are in a dark alley with another monster?

And I also love her cookbook, Cooking with Carcasses.

And I brought you out tonight because sometimes

And I want you to experience that fun in your life.

And I was hoping we'd be besties soon,

And I'd rather not spend it surrounded by

And if the schnoz matches the schmeckle,

And if you wanna be my father,

And into The Coconut Hole

And just wants to connect.

And the first one up the tiki pole

And the only way for him to reclaim it is through you.

And the realms are like the stores in it.

And the waiters all look like Patrick Swayze in Road House.

And this is my little pocket, okay?

And you did.

And you didn't listen.

And you've always been the guy who...

And...scene.

ANNOUNCER: And now your outstanding host

ANNOUNCER: Someone get a breath mint.

ANNOUNCER: That's hot. [laughs]

Aren't you glad you came out?

As chips and get in a fistfight?

As it is for you.

At her quinceañera, the Titi Suzie cake debacle.

Bastards like this keep showing up.

Because I'm a winner!

Because this is objectively impressive.

BIG STRONG MAN PUPPET: ♪♪ Thanks, my little angel ♪♪

BIG STRONG MAN PUPPET: In fact, we can start right now.

Biiiitch!

Binocular indents around your eyes,

Blammo'd to us to wherever we're going?

BOTH: Purged the world of demonic forces.

But I can handle fucked up.

But I do care.

But I was gonna kill him eventually.

But if any type of liquid touches it

But it narrows your scope.

But it's a work in progress.

But obviously that's impossible, so...

But scoot over here and blaze this son of a bitch!

But the only way to travel to other realms

But with fornication and genocide.

By calling her jealous and out for revenge.

By his adorable half human daughter,

Can I ask you something?

Choochie, Choochie!

CHRISSY: [gasping]

CHRISSY: [panting]

CHRISSY: [yells]

CHRISSY: Anyone got earplugs? I hate this song.

CHRISSY: Don't worry, I got you, Pops.

CHRISSY: Excuse me. SATAN: Pardon me, pardon me.

CHRISSY: Get me out of here!

CHRISSY: Hey, Dad, stab me.

CHRISSY: Ugh!

Chrissy!

Chrissy's at her dad's for the weekend.

Clearly she's never met you.

Come on in.

Come on, baby.

Coming on her show and schtupped her mother.

CONDUCTOR: Next stop: Wibby Turkle Realm.

CREATURE: [sings last note]

CREATURE: Welcome.

Cringey Christ.

CROWD: [booing]

CROWD: [gasps]

CROWD: Choochie, Choochie,

CROWD: Death to Satan.

CROWD: We wanna fuck a corpse!

CROWD: We wanna fuck a corpse.

CROWD: Yes, you can!

DARLENE: Ego monster? When I catch you,

DARLENE: I only laughed at your jokes to make you feel better.

DARLENE: I'd make up excuses: "Gotta fix a leaky pipe."

DARLENE: Laur, I'm gonna be blunt.

DARLENE: Yes! You, don't get cozy.

Did Chrissy like that summer scarf I made her?

Die. [sobbing]

Don't forget to rip your bartender.

Don't move. Stay there.

Don't say anything to him, all right?

Don't worry. Trust your instincts.

Especially if you fucked my mom.

EVERETT: I know we just met, but...

EVERETT: Surely someone with your disposition

EVERETT: What do you say we go all the way?

Every exterminator who's crossed their path.

Everything she's been through and all,

Folks are gonna lose their shit.

Forced me out onto the dance floor,

Friends gotta force friends to do things

From all corners of the realms.

From tapping into the real you.

From torturing monsters in dark garages.

Frozen fireballs served by bulging hunks in tight shorts.

Get out.

Get that big old bass.

Get your Choochie tchotchkes. SATAN: Don't worry.

Gets a bowl of Everclear poured in their mouth.

Gotta play to the audience.

Great British Bake Off to binge.

Have a good one, pals.

Have a serious challenge,

He desperately needs you.

He was about to chop you up.

Hello, hello, hello,

Hitting on me is a dead end.

Homework to do,

How much longer is this gonna be?

How you like that, TV land?

Hurry it up, asshole. Need the fuck outta here.

I am so cool!

I brought you here under false pretenses,

I communicated I didn't wanna go out tonight.

I communicated to watch the door,

I don't have time to dick around with dicks.

I don't know if you ever got your dick shot off,

I got my hands full right now.

I got us the VIP treatment.

I hated that part of the ground!

I have lost a little power.

I I just I gotta get in there, all right?

I I just wanted you to reach your full potential,

I just wanna get her back for getting my dick shot off.

I just want to make it so no one can hurt us, honey.

I know what I have to do.

I know what works for me.

I know why you're here, and I won't let it happen.

I need a break.

I need to focus on getting us out.

I think I'm too screwed up for anything better.

I think they're drawn to Chrissy or something.

I told you to watch the door.

I wanna pinch his cheeks, maybe pet his snorkel.

I was doing a thing. Thing? What kind of thing?

I was terrified to get back out there, leave the house.

I weirdly like it.

I'd be lying if I didn't say wet.

I'd tell you to kill yourself, but I'd feel bad for the knife!

I'll call you the whole package.

I'll let you stab me once to stroke your ego.

I'll turn you both into trophies,

I'm an Aries.

I'm coming back for your ass.

I'm down either way.

I'm finally getting you out of the house

I'm gonna kill the girl who shot my dick off.

I'm not the one who obliterated an entire arena.

I'm such an idiot.

I'm sure your husband misses you.

I've got a heck of a show for you tonight, babies.

I've read enough Brené Brown

If I stay any longer, I will kill someone.

If not, I'm done.

If you actually communicated that to me.

Imagine this whole place as a shopping mall

INICHOOCHIAMA: [laughs wickedly]