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Little Giants (1994)

Little Giants (1994)

Little Giants is a beloved sports comedy film released in 1994. Directed by Duwayne Dunham, it follows the heartwarming journey of a group of misfit kids who form their own football team to challenge their town's elite team. The film stars Rick Moranis as Danny O'Shea, the underdog team's coach, and Ed O'Neill as his brother Kevin O'Shea, the coach of the intimidating Cowboys team. The cast also includes talented child actors like Shawna Waldron, Devon Sawa, and Alexa PenaVega, among others. Little Giants is a classic family movie that delivers both comedic moments and an inspiring message about teamwork and self-belief. To relive the nostalgic sounds of this film, you can play and download the soundtrack here.

A couple things go differently for us, we're in it.
A Peewee State Championship.
Alert the media.
All right, guys. All right. Kicking is the key to this game.
All right, Hanon!
All right, men. Let's go.
All right, Spike. We're not taking any chances.
All right.
All right. All right now. Good job.
All right. All right.
All right. All right.
All right. All right. All right. Enough of that.
All right. All right. All right. Guys, cool it.
All right. Everybody, back up. Back up. Give him room. Give him some air.
All right. Go.
All right. Let's give it up for "Rad" Tad Simpson.
All right. Let's play some football.
All right. Let's stretch it out. Come on.
All right. Maybe I went a little too far. Maybe I've been a little...
All right. Quiet down for chrissake!
All that time I knew you, I had no idea that you would be like this.
Already voted, mayor.
And even if those Cowboys are better than you guys...
And girls can run countries...
And I don't know where we are!
And I think football is just the medicine for him.
And I want you to dream of football glory...
And I want you to remember, hey, there's always next year.
And if this boy's a quarterback, he's probably gonna want some cute girl...
And last but not least...
And she's pissed.
And the quarterback isn't even there.
And we have to hit Canton, and we have to hit it hard.
And you remember that?
And you remember that?
And you, fat lineman!
Anything goes?
Anytime.
Anyways, I'll see you later.
Are you all right?
Are you guys kidding me?
Are you kidding, people? It's called sweat. Show me some. Move. Move.
Are you sure?
Are you wearing lipstick?
Are you...?
As we are about to embark on this journey of athletic competition...
Back in line.
Be good.
Because I didn't get picked a few times. So I started hiding under the bleachers.
Because you're slow and no one likes you.
Becky asked me to check the compression.
Becky, look, Mom's not here anymore. She left us.
Becky, wanna get that car for me, please?
Becky, what's wrong?
Becky?
Believe me. It was two seconds. Now the crowd in the stadium is going nuts.
Big round of applause for the Little Giants.
Blow it!
Blow the whistle! Blow the whistle!
Blow the whistle! Come on! Blow the whistle! Blow it.
Bookman.
Bottom line, I took a team to a Super Bowl, and we won.
Break!
Break!
Break!
Briggs, count it off.
Bubbles and stuff.
But bottom line, you're okay, Coach O'Shea.
But I don't know about being a cute girl.
But if not her, definitely another cheerleader type, right?
But listen to me. You got a lot more to offer than football.
But we were a team, and that's what you guys are.
But what if you were forced to? Wouldn't it be good to learn with a friend?
But you have to stick together. Do that, and you'll be fine.
But you're not. You're different.
Butz!
Call me Becky.
Can I have a little word with you, please?
Careful with this. Some of these are antiques.
Caught a cold yesterday, Murph. Here, have some.
Check this out. My cousin told me that her and her boyfriend use their tongues.
Coach, they're gonna do the super secret play.
Come get in the car, son.
Come here, son.
Come on down here.
Come on in, buddy.
Come on, Dad. Throw it in here.
Come on, fellas. Tomorrow's the big one. Don't let me down.
Come on, guys. Huddle up.
Come on, Mom.
Come on, Tad. Go, Tad. Come on. Dig.
Come on! Come on!
Come on. All right.
Come on. Come on. Protect the ball. Good. Good.
Come on. Make that cut.
Come on. Unload on this thing!
Come on. You can do it.
Communication is the key. I signal the quarterback with the play.
Congratulations, Danny. Looks like you're the new head coach.
Cool.
Cowboys recover.
Cowboys! Cowboys! Win, win, win!
Creative plays.
Dad, don't tell jokes. You can't tell jokes. You never could tell jokes.
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Dad!
Dad?
Dad...
Daddy!
Damn it!
Danny catches the ball. He's at the 10, the 20, the 25.
Danny, listen to me. Listen to me.
Danny, listen, guys like you and kids like that...
Danny, look, there's gotta be some way we can work this out. What do you want?
Dead meat.
Death shrouds.
Debbie likes Junior, doesn't she?
Debbie, get your friends. I need girls with spirit.
Did his first pull up when he was 18 months. Give me 10!
Did I pass the spelling test, Mrs. Greely?
Did you see the faces of the other kids?
Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Come on, people. Show me something.
Do you have time to get me your brother's autograph?
Do you know what Mom used to call me? Her little princess.
Do you pee standing up?
Do you remember that championship game with Sutterville?
Do you think I'm pretty?
Does Veronica like Archie?
Don't be so hard on the old man.
Don't be talking about my mama.
Don't you understand that the people of this town expect me to win?
Down!
Down!
Down!
Down!
Down!
Down. Set. Go!
Down. Set. Go!
Drive, drive, drive!
Easy! Easy! One more!
Eight point five. Excellent, Briggs.
Einstein. Could he catch? Did anybody care? No.
Either take Junior Floyd out of the game or you donate a kidney to Aunt Ruth.
Every night, before he goes to bed...
Excuse me, boys. A little peewee business.
Excuse me, coach? Hi, Mr. O'Shea. I'm Cheryl Berman.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Maybe you can help me. I'm trying to remember what I had for lunch.
Father Kelly is kind enough to say a prayer for our victory today.
Fine, if you'd like to think about it.
First down, Giants, on their longest gain of the afternoon.
Five.
Flea flicker to Floyd. He's got room up the sideline, the 45, the 50.
Football isn't about faces. It's about speed, about talent.
Forget the moose sounds.
Four seconds.
Four.
Freeze!
Gasman? I don't get it.
Gentlemen, that is your opponent. You must defeat her at all costs.
Get a grip, Dad.
Get in your position.
Get ready dog breath. 'Cause when I get finished with you...
Get the fear out of your eyes! Let's go! Come on!
Get your jellyrolls out of Spike's way...
Giants kicking off. They'll defend the western goal to my right, your left.
Giants, Giants, first and 10 Giants, Giants
Giants! Giants! Giants!
Giants! Giants! Giants! Giants!
Giants! Giants! Giants! Giants!
Giants! Giants! Giants! Giants!
Giants' ball!
Giants' ball!
Gibbs.
Give me a J Give me a U
Give me a minute to get him used to the idea of playing with a girl.
Give me the ball. I'll score a couple touchdowns for you.
Go, baby! Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go.
Go.
God bless family, friends...
Gonna rip your head off.
Good night, Danny.
Good night, Urbania. And a special good luck to all tomorrow's players.
Good shot.
Got you!
Got you.
Great to see you, folks. Welcome to the park.
Guys, a lot of this equipment has been used before.
Guys, cut it out. You're brothers.
Guys, I got great news.
Guys, I'll run the ball.
Guys, quiet down! Hold it.
Guys, Spike's our new tailback.
Guys, wait. I got something to show you.
Guys?
Hammersmith dives on the ball in the end zone. Touchdown, Cowboys!
Hang on a second. Spike!
Hanon, nice try. All right, guys. Let's give it another shot.
Have I changed?
He doesn't wanna win.
He sneezed three times this morning and had me worried.
He sneezed three times this morning and had me worried.
He throws. It's up.
He wants to prove he's not scared of you.
He weighed only 1 pound, 11 ounces. He spent six weeks in an incubator.
He's got business and stuff. See you, coach.
He's mine, Danny! Damn it!
He's playing for the wrong team.
He's quite a boy.
He's right here.
Head up, butt down. Stick and drive.
Hell, if I was a mama hen and they was my chicks...
Here come the Cowboys!
Here they come! Danny's in the go cart.
Here's a kiss for Murphy and one for Patterson and Briggs.
Here's Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon!
Hey, Becky, check it out. My mom got us new uniforms for the game.
Hey, Briggs, you big snot ball, I'll eat you for lunch!
Hey, buddy, catch this.
Hey, Danny, the ball. Give me.
Hey, Danny, this thing's gone far enough. Let's call it off, huh?
Hey, Danny...
Hey, don't tell me. You're Coach O'Shea.
Hey, don't!
Hey, fellas. Good morning, Louise.
Hey, guess what, Uncle Dan? I got the whole headlock thing on tape.
Hey, guys, look!
Hey, guys, practice isn't over yet.
Hey, guys. Guys. Guys, wait!
Hey, Hanon, you ever catch anything? Ever?
Hey, hey! Hang on, son. What's the matter?
Hey, Hot Hands. You're the best player on our team.
Hey, I got an idea for a whole new defense.
Hey, I got an idea.
Hey, Icebox, maybe you should become a cheerleader.
Hey, Icebox...
Hey, Junior.
Hey, Karen, how many times you gonna watch this? It's making me nauseous.
Hey, pretty boy, when you hand off to Spike...
Hey, shut up!
Hey, sweetie, if I had a football team, I'd pick you.
Hey, that's disgusting. It looks like they're trying to swallow each other's heads.
Hey, this is great. Keep it up.
Hey, Uncle Kevin.
Hey, wait a second. How come we never call a play for me?
Hey, we'll have to learn how sooner or later...
Hey, you can't fault the guy for trying to win.
Hey, you don't want me to play? No problemo. I'm out of here.
Hey, you.
Hey. Hi, Junior.
Hey. That wasn't very nice, you big bully.
Hey. You traitor!
Hi, guys.
Hi, Patty.
Hi.
Hi. Can I?
Hit. Hit. Hit. Hit. Hit.
Hold that line! Hold that line! Hold that line!
Hold up! Gentlemen...
How about if we go camping in the woods, huh? Make moose sounds?
How about it?
How about the annexation of Puerto Rico?
How many touchdowns you gonna throw me? I'll bet it's at least 50, maybe 100.
How you doing, champ?
Hut one! Hut two! Hut three!
Hut one. Hut two!
Hut. Hut two.
I call it the annexation of Puerto Rico.
I call it the annexation of Puerto Rico.
I can cry if I want. It's a free country. I can even do this.
I can tackle anything, anytime, anywhere. Got that?
I can't go in there. I'd look like a geek.
I can't see with this thing on!
I can't wait till tomorrow.
I cut your nails, wash you, put gloves on you when you're cold.
I didn't come for a car wash.
I didn't think Danny had it in him. I will get him back.
I don't see it your way.
I don't think men their age should be parading around in their underwear.
I even had some guys on that team that nobody wanted.
I got a hot tip for you, Mr. Heisman.
I got kind of a big game coming up. You got any advice?
I gotta tell you something.
I guess I've changed.
I guess it is possible.
I guess there's nothing we can learn from this. Is there?
I hate to break it to you, but Icebox is a girl.
I just want one of those shirts.
I kind of stole it from you.
I knew her when I was a kid. I had a thing...
I knew you'd see it my way.
I know so.
I love this. Wait, wait, wait.
I mean they invent things. They win Nobel Prizes.
I mean, in a way, it gave us a chance to get real close, you and me. Right?
I mean, what makes you think that you could coach football?
I must be pretty bad if my own brother won't even pick me.
I picked the best. Besides, I only got three weeks.
I read about a monster back thing where you run around causing destruction.
I said I was Coach O'Shea, not Kevin.
I should have gone to summer school.
I spent nine miserable months on my back.
I think Becky should be involved with the team.
I think so.
I think they're admirable.
I think you're beautiful.
I thought I wanted to play, but now there's all this other stuff.
I want to run the ball.
I want you to meet Coach O'Shea.
I want you to wash your little faces.
I want you to wrap your arms and drive through it.
I wanted to let you know I'm gonna be at the game Saturday.
I was the only one that didn't throw up.
I wasn't always the biggest. I wasn't always the fastest.
I wasn't always the smartest. But I believed within myself...
I would put that gas station up against any business in this town.
I'd give anything to get you on the field.
I'd like to thank you for trying out.
I'll be back in a few days.
I'll be rooting for you.
I'll even let you call it. Open up your fist.
I'm 86. I live in Urbania.
I'm feeling kind of foolish, son.
I'm getting Michael Irvin's number, the big 8 8.
I'm gonna ask his mother if he can play football.
I'm gonna have to be a senator.
I'm gonna score a touchdown. I'm gonna score a touchdown!
I'm good at sports.
I'm in.
I'm just gonna get the diagram.
I'm not playing tomorrow.
I'm sorry Jake's late, but I took him to see Dr. Harding.
I'm the Icebox.
I'm the Icebox. I don't get crushes.
I've been hit so many times I can't see.
I've really never seen it your way. I hate your way.
Icebox not hungry?
If he was a trout, you wouldn't throw him back.
If I was like a cheerleader, you'd wanna learn with me.
If I'd rolled over, I could've lost him. And the birth, God only knows the pain.
If it wasn't for him, maybe you'd stop drooling and play a little more football.
If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't even have a team.
If there's gonna be pee wee football in Urbania, everybody's gonna play.
If these boys don't win, I sweep the shop for three weeks.
If you got a team, who's your coach?
In case the head coach doesn't know as much about football as the other coach?
Intimidation.
Is Aunt Karen home?
Is Spike mistaken? Aren't you a girl?
Is that physically possible?
Is this on? Is this...?
It can't be easy on him having me as a brother...
It looks like he could go all the way.
It seems there's two teams in this town.
It's a huddle. Huddle, Latin for round. Turn around. There you go.
It's a mom!
It's a pitch to Johnny.
It's been servicing this community for over 40 years.
It's just that I'm so good it makes you look really bad.
It's nothing.
It's okay with you if I do something with the kids?
It's our lives!
It's Spike's team.
It's still good.
It's the 50 yard line, Dad.
It's your life.
Jeez, Dan, you don't even belong on the same field as your brother.
Johnny, I thought I was gonna meet your dad tonight.
Junior!
Junior.
Just go out and give it your best.
Just out for a little spin, Danny.
Just remember, football's 80%% mental, 40%% physical.
Just remember, football's 80%% mental, 40%% physical.
Keep clear, Ice Chest, or I'll have to mess up your face.
Kevin, am I the kind of guy that's gonna throw his own brother out on the street?
Kevin, you call it.
Kevin!
Kick some butt.
Knees high! Knees high!
L formation right, 32 dive on go.
Last night, I go out the window. Today, I'm arrested...
Let me guess.
Let me tell you people something.
Let me think about it. All right?
Let's kick some butt.
Let's kill them! Come on!
Let's play some ball.
Lift them. Lift those legs. Thattaboy.
Like this. "Hey, baby."
Like you took my ticket to that World Series?
Listen, Beck...
Listen, what if you tried this?
Listen, what if you tried this?
Little fullback?
Little Giants, nice touch.
Lmagine how I feel married to a peeping Tom.
Look at my back. Is my spine sticking out through my uniform?
Look at the boy. He was bred for football glory.
Look at the cannon on that kid.
Look at this.
Look, I just came by to wish you good luck and have a great game.
Look, no one thought we'd make it this far.
Look, this is really weird.
Look, you berserk o Barbie doll, when you mess with Spike...
Look. We're lined up strong left. Zolteck, watch Murphy coming through the hole.
Looking good. Real good.
Looking good. Real good.
Lucky to have been blessed with abilities...
Lucky to have been born in this great town.
Mama!
Maybe. I don't know.
Me and the guys, we're forming our own football team. Love you a lot.
Men, tonight when you go home, I want you to brush your little teeth.
Move back.
Move it back. Everybody, off the ball.
Move it! Move it!
Mr. O'Shea, I have an aversion to pain and suffering.
My car dealership against your gas station, winner of this game takes it all.
My dad.
My mom says the pads you gave me weren't enough.
My shrink told her I gotta get out more.
Never mind the tie. Now, we got a turd in the punch bowl.
Never try out for anything again.
Next.
Nice arm.
Nice kick!
No penalty. No penalty.
No way! If I had to learn how to kiss, and I mean absolutely, positively...
No, Dad, this game means everything in the world to you.
No, Danny. You can't coach football. Hell, you couldn't even play.
No, Mom. Mom, let's calm down. Let's calm down.
No, no. You can do better than that.
No, that's not it.
No, when she's hot to trot she's still gotta squat.
No, you're doing an amazing job with those kids.
No, you're not.
No!
No!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. In movies, they do that chicken pecking, mouth half open thing.
No. It's a cherry Tootsie Pop.
Nobody calls me a dip head except my sister.
Not football stuff.
Not!
Nothing but glass.
Now I'm talking real big.
Now shake it up.
Now we can run the annexation of Puerto Rico.
Now, tomorrow, when you go to the game...
Now, when you hear your name called...
Now...
Nubie, I'm not talking about setting foot on the field.
O'Shea, I got my tail in a trap. We gotta talk.
O'Shea, I've been cultivating him, grooming him.
Of course you are. You're an O'Shea.
Oh, doctor!
Oh, good catch, guys. Good catch!
Oh, let's go.
Oh, my God. There he is.
Oh, no, you don't. You can't.
Oh, no.
Oh, shut up, dipstick! You're probably the main reason Spike quit.
Oh, son. Son, it's a couch cushion. It's a couch cushion, son!
Oh, sorry.
Oh, that's nothing. One time, at a Spring Carnival...
Oh, there's a fumble. Danny got it. Hey, Kevin, wait up.
Oh, yeah? How big?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you're remembering my old playing days.
Okay, guys. All right. Here we go.
Okay, guys. It's a curl out to the fullback on two.
Okay, guys. Listen up. We still got a shot.
Okay, guys. That was good for a first time. Let's try it again.
Okay, Icebox. You can get off me.
Okay, kid. Hey, there'll always be a job for you at the full service pumps.
Okay, listen up. What would be the last thing they'd expect us to do?
Okay.
Okay. Hanon, I want you to run a bear trap curl...
Okay. I've got the play. Silver streak to Hanon on two.
Okay. If my little fullback wants to surprise me...
Okay. Remember, guys, this is just a football...
Okay. Take a little break. Then, we'll start running the super secret play.
One day our name's gonna be up there in big letters.
One more day, baby!
One more day.
One sec, coach. Paging Spike the putz!
One time, I went fishing with my entire family.
One yard.
Or a genetics experiment gone terribly wrong.
Or to do something different where you could do the picking.
Patterson, Becky is all they've got.
Patty Floyd...
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Are you nuts?
People like you and me, we're stubborn.
Pipe down!
Pitch to Johnny? You can't pitch to Johnny. I'm Johnny!
Play to die!
Please, hurry.
Push him.
Put it this way.
Raiders Vikings, Super Bowl XI.
Ready.
Ready.
Ready.
Ready. Break!
Ready. Go!
Ready. Go!
Ready. Set.
Remembering them? I treasure them.
Rudy Zolteck, your neighborhood friendly gasman.
Run through me. Run through me. Come on.
Runs a 40 in 6.5 flat. Bench presses twice his own weight.
Save that rage! Uncork it on the first person you hit.
Say hello to Timmy "I Wanna Score" Moore.
See you, coach.
See, all the fun is gone now. See, now it's war.
Sees his little brother Danny downfield.
Set!
Set!
Set!
Set!
Set! Go!
Set! Go!
Set! Go!
Set! Go!
Set! Go!
Set! Go! Go! Go!
Set! Hut!
Set. Go!
Set. Go.
Set. Go.
Seven. Eight.
She doesn't have the ball. Fumblerooski! Fumblerooski!
She said I could spend the day with you. Isn't that great?
She wouldn't call me her little fullback either.
She wouldn't let me play football.
She's Becky "The Icebox" O'Shea.
She's buff. She's bad.
She's gonna get him. I know it.
She's strong. I want you to hit her low and hard.
She's your niece, and she's one of the best players out there.
Show them what we have!
Shut up, Junior. You're so good it makes us sick.
So let me get this straight.
So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies.
So what? That doesn't make us good football players.
So you're a Heisman Trophy winner?
Somebody call 911!
Somebody's a little scared, huh?
Somebody's holding a pound of Aunt Betty's nut butter. It's a live ball!
Speed:
Spies.
Spike don't care. Didn't you hear?
Spike don't play with...
Spike!
Spike's in hell. Spike's in peewee hell.
Stand like this. Come on in.
State police? Oh, thank God. This is Thelma May Rogers.
Stick a fork in them. They're done!
Sure.
Sure. Big shot on the go cart.
Tad, you're going the wrong way.
Tad! Run!
Tell him not to bet on the Cowboys.
Thanks, Junior.
Thanks, Uncle Kev.
Thanks, Uncle Kev.
That bet we made, you're not holding me to it?
That was a brilliant move...
That was easy.
That's a great idea, Wilbur. How about it, fellas?
That's all I am to you, isn't it? Your little fullback.
That's good, Johnny. Keep your head up.
That's it, guys. Now come and get me.
That's right, guys. Make them pop.
That's the end of your first half. The score: Cowboys 21, Giants nothing.
That's what they all thought.
That's where we belong, under the bleachers.
The colossal Kevin O'Shea goes back to pass.
The first skin he touched was a pigskin.
The Giants call a time out with 10 seconds left and the ball on the one yard line.
The Icebox doesn't like boys...
The Icebox!
The O'Shea brothers are about to win the championship.
The one where Kevin scored the winning touchdown?
The rush is on. The ball is in the air. The crowd is going wild.
Then she'd kiss me on my cheeks.
Then she'd pull the covers all around me.
There are few times in a man's life when he can howl at the moon.
There are two men down the bridge from the Shell station...
There he goes.
There's more stuff over here. Give me a hand.
There's no big secret to winning football. It's doing what these guys do every game.
These things that you do with the kids, they're great.
They can't help that they're no good, but they learn things.
They don't respect you!
They got a tough 10 year old. He's a monster.
They know the play.
They know the play.
They... They got the center to the right, and...
They're doing it all wrong.
They're gonna have to put you in a body bag.
They're standing around, Butz.
Think about it.
This ain't just a football.
This could've been avoided if you'd just formed one team.
This doesn't sound like you. You got a crush on this guy?
This is a bunch of crap.
This is Cliff Parson, your play by play announcer.
This is incredible. They got the guards in the backfield.
This is peewee football.
This is your hopes, your dreams, your ambitions, your soul in a roll.
This isn't American Gladiators. That was a cheap shot.
This team has come too far to be shot down on a lousy call.
This was your idea. This game was the most important thing in the world to you.
Three.
Tightly?
Tim Brown.
Time out.
Time out.
Timmy, I'm not sure, but I don't think that goes there.
To hell with the time, you don't know what year it is.
Today, I'm even more lucky...
Today, Kevin's peewee Cowboys are gonna test their mini muscles...
Told you.
Tomorrow on that field, it's do or die. Win or cry!
Touchdown, Cowboys!
Touchdown, Giants!
Touchdown!
Touchdown! The Giants deficit is cut in half...
Trust me. It's better this way.
Try this.
Turn it up!
Two Saturdays from today, meet me at half court.
Two, fifty six. Down!
Two, fifty six. Two, fifty six.
Use your hands.
Very funny.
Very nice. Looking good. Looking good.
Very nice. Okay, from now on, we'll play with this. Put this in the bathroom.
Wait, wait, wait. What about Junior?
Want your mama?
Watch the grabbing, zebra. They're giving him the business.
Watch the wingman.
Watching Jake play football has really been great for my family.
Way to go, Kevin. You hurt their feelings.
Way to hold him.
We can do it together.
We got a new player.
We got one yard.
We have to get to a banquet in Canton, where the Hall of Fame is.
We just want to play.
We kick off, take it from you, then ram it down your throat.
We kick off. Stand back, baby.
We never get picked for anything.
We never thought we'd have children, not after 13 years. It was me.
We scored! We scored a touchdown!
We started our own team, and we're gonna kick your Cowboy butts.
We took the 49. Then we were gonna take shortcuts. We go 10, 12, 48. Hut.
We won! We won!
We'd race every day, and he always beat me.
We're coming across here. We went up 104.
We're down by six points. It's third and goal, two seconds left.
We're gonna own this town. You and me, buddy.
Well then, I think I'd want to learn with...
Well, hello again, everybody.
Well, I got a little news flash for you.
Well, I think this really sucks.
Well, I'll become a teacher.
Well, the dip sucked.
Well, there is one thing.
Well, when she chose to leave us she was kind of making a choice for us too.
Well, you're taller, and you have your driver's license.
What a day it is. We're at Kevin O'Shea Stadium...
What a hit by Becky O'Shea. The ball is loose. Hanon tightly covers it up.
What a hunk. Wait a minute.
What about Becky? She's better than those boys.
What am I doing?
What am I supposed to do, lie to them? Build up their hopes?
What are we talking about?
What is this, a telethon? Ready.
What kind of defense is that? Come on.
What kind of play you got for this?
What kind of plays?
What the hell?
What?
What?
What?
What? You're throwing me out? I'll throw you out.
What's going on?
What's the difference? You kick off, we ram it down your throat.
What's the matter, four eyes?
What's the use? I am a dipstick. I'll never get to play.
What's up?
What's with the go cart?
What's wrong? Everything's wrong.
When he gets married, when he scores the winning touchdown in a game...
When I got pregnant the doctor ordered me to bed.
When I was 10 years old, I put myself on the injured list.
When Uncle Kevin didn't pick you it was the same thing...
When you played football you wanted to kill your coach too?
Where are we gonna find anybody for the team?
Where is he?
Where's he going?
Who cares?
Who said life was fair? Some of us run for touchdowns...
Who?
Who's coaching the other one?
Why are you doing this to me, fellas?
Why can't we all play together?
Why don't we go put some mud tires on the go cart?
Why me? So you can play with this ape?
With 1:45 left and the score tied 21 to 21...
With four seconds left, the Giants trot onto the field for the final play.
With less than a minute to play, the Cowboys are heading for that end zone.
With this guy, we got an actual shot at winning this.
Without Becky, we're gonna be Cream of Wheat.
Without Icebox, Spike's gonna rip off my face and wear it on Halloween.
Won the 8 year old division of the pass, punt, run when he was 5 years old.
Wow. Spike knocked him all the way back to second grade.
Yeah, he's right!
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Yeah, I'm Coach O'Shea.
Yeah, quit bawling, you big baby.
Yeah, scram.
Yeah, the flight gets in at 9:00. Don't worry.
Yeah, there you go, son.
Yeah, we just came by to tell you guys how incredibly sorry we are...
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Oh, yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah.

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