Parks and Recreation - Season 1 Edit

A couple city planners like to drink beer

A couple of ladies are coming to bust up your little boys' club.

A couple of weeks ago, I was yelling at Leslie at a public forum.

A lot of them seemed to hate a park yesterday.

A park, huh? Okay.

A situation will arise where you could hook me up.

A symbol of hope, and of our project.

A video of me drinking some of that wine you stole.

A young law breaker. A future Leslie Knope.

About that thing you said about me and Andy.

About the ways we can improve our city.

About what?

Abraham Lincoln, when he started his speeches,

Absolutely. I love a good ribbon cutting.

Absolutely. Now, is this park gonna have a playground or,

Absolutely. Okay.

Absolutely. You'll have my answer within the month.

Across from Pioneer Hall since 1958.

Actually, this is a little fun. This is fun.

After a fitful night of sleep...

After he traded them a baby for what is now Indianapolis.

After my head hit that rod.

After we had those problems with the cats.

All of a sudden, there's all this federal money coming in,

All right, Mr. Mayor. That sounds good.

All right, okay.

All right, take five, guys. I'm gonna go acoustic.

All right, Team Haverford. You guys are awesome,

All right, you guys. All right, all right. I'll ask him.

All right, you know what?

All right! All right.

All right. 'Cause I hate driving.

All right. Hey, guys! Thanks for coming out.

All the movers and shakers who come through Pawnee

Also, is the park gonna be at least 1,000 feet from my house?

Always thought we'd make a great team.

Am I talking to the two sexiest thighs in landscaping?

Am I the only Person here who doesn't know Janine Restrepo?

An abandoned lot on sullivan street has been proposed as the site of a new park.

An encore. I like it.

And a developer dug out a basement for some condos,

And a little trivia,

And a positive article could go a long way towards making that happen.

And actually, if anyone here plays bass, we need a bassist.

And also informs people about a small public works project.

And amended by our city council.

And andy is the citizen who fell in it.

And ask them to put up the money.

And basically this place is gonna be like a sparkling palace when she returns.

And big cities and real people

And blink our feelings to each other, rather than use words.

And both words are misspelled.

And check this out. Washed my shorts. How do you like that?

And cheese!

And committees make things happen.

And contributed to the delinquency of a minor.

And Dawn Krink slept her way to the top of the DMV.

And delicious beverages and hot guys.

And every day, as a woman, I have to walk past this wall of men.

And finally,we've got ann perkins and andy dwyer.

And having dog poop fights.

And he has valuable information that could help us build a park.

And he was convicted of crimes against the soldiers.

And I agree with you. They are nature's bandits.

And I am 100% against this park.

And I am just so psyched that Janine Restrepo is here.

And I can do whatever I want.

And I convinced her to go stop a crime that was going on outside.

And I do find you attractive.

And I don't know what the Tellenson Award is,

And I don't really appreciate what's happening right here.

And I fell in and broke my legs. Such a tragedy.

And I fell in some prickly bushes.

And I fully support it, as would the rest of the youth in the community.

And I got it lowered 2 inches.

And I have more power than Janine Restrepo, so I can do whatever I want.

And I have my own subcommittee.

And I heard you loud and clear.

And I just wanted to mix things up a little bit, you know?

And I live in the neighborhood.

And I need to hold myself up to a higher standard.

And I need you to sell the crap out of the park. Can you do that?

And I put a link to this page!

And I think I should probably stay.

And I think I'm about to break one of those rules.

And I want to hear from all of you. One by one.

And I want to thank you for meeting me today.

And I was like,maybe I should get that.

And I was taking the shortcut home,and I thought I saw a toaster lying in the pit.

And I will destroy you all!

And I will go to that location tomorrow,

And I would like to apologize to them, right now,

And I would love to listen to someone else. Someone I don't know.

And I'm an adult.

And I'm coping, but it was tough on the kids.

And I'm sleeping with my clothes on

And I've already landed a Parks Department exploratory subcommittee.

And I've handled a lot of things that I'm proud of.

And if five years ago, you told me I was gonna be in this ballroom

And if so, he's succeeding.

And if you get motion sickness, you know,

And if you guys agree with me, let's take a stand.

And if you weren't thinking it,

And it feels good to be needed.

And it is my dream to build a park.

And it is my favorite thing in the world.

And it was exhausting!

And it would be great if you could come, voice your strong support.

And it's a wonderful day for my subcommittee.

And it's because you're a woman!

And it's been there for almost a year.

And it's government owned,

And Jesus, honey. Tony Tellenson was the worst.

And Leslie gets plastered.

And let me tell you something, Ron.

And let me think about this relationship.

And maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon.

And maybe we can set something up for next month.

And my hair looked really good.

And nobody's done anything, and it's ugly, and it's dangerous,

And now we are Scarecrow Boat.

And now, a very special message from Mr. Anthony Tellenson himself,

And now, I'd like to take a magical journey

And others. In conclusion, my mom is Marlene Griggs Knope.

And Paul, the city manager, is telling us to build parks

And people come in, and you heal them.

And run entirely for profit by corporations.

And she fell inside.

And she had to get a ride from...

And she looks like a young Sandy Duncan.

And she's a bitch.

And she's a surgeon.

And she's as beautiful as Margaret Thatcher.

And she's on the zoning board.

And she's trying to keep it quiet.

And she's writing a really bad article and it's gonna destroy us all.

And so to avoid temptation, I'm gonna lock it up

And someday others will see that and we'll get our due.

And start new community programs. It's horrifying.

And that is tonight.

And that is why I had to whistle blow myself.

And that might help you slide down a little easier.

And that's it. Okay?

And that's the great thing about Indians, back then, is,

And the absolute worst day of my life.

And the entire government of Pawnee would like to let you know

And the fact that Restrepo loves feeling important.

And the fact that we're gonna turn it into a park.

And the guy's, "You my, you head."

And the only thing he's allowed to decide is who to nuke.

And the other two are crutches.

And the public is always watching.

And then if they don't fit her, maybe she'll give them to me.

And then it gets a little unpleasant,da da da,pretty drunk. Ann's on the pill.

And then tell her if she doesn't help you, and soon,

And then they went bankrupt,

And then they're like, "You did that twice."

And then when that's done, we're gonna put a park on the land.

And then you have to be like, "I forgot my keys."

And there were only 63 people in my class.

And there's still something very complicated between us, so...

And they made his legs into rain sticks.

And they made it into a dream catcher.

And they say, "President Knope, this park is awesome.

And think you're attractive.

And this is my youngest. He's about your age.

And this is our college intern, April.

And this is where you meet generally?

And together, we have decided to fast track your project.

And tonight we're gonna be taking some of your questions as... Hello?

And was met soon after by an angry tribe of Wamapoke Indians,

And we hope to see you all there. Thank you so much for coming.

And we want you all to come.

And we will fill in that pit,

And we'd love it if you came by.

And we're gonna go take a look at the pit.

And whatever you do, avoid a vote.

And when you're down there, you get some perspective about what it all means.

And who knows, you know? Maybe, down the line,

And who respect you

And women are brought to him, maybe,

And yes, I will wear my hair like this

And you can tell that the houses are very close to it.

And you gotta give them the business, and if you can't take it,

And you gotta snap towels at people,

And you have a similar world view

And you need to do something about it.

And you play that music, and it wakes them up.

And you put it in the pit's web page?

And you, too, Janine.

And you're blowing it with them. And that's making them lose interest in me.

And you're gonna have to testify.

And you're passionate about the same things, things can happen.

And, this guy, is it pretty serious? Are you guys living together?

Andy being in a cast has definitely put a crimp in our social life.

Andy fell into that pit. I fell into that pit.

Andy was drunk when he fell in the pit. And it turns out that ann is on birth control pills.

Andy, I can't leave now.

Andy,god!

Andy,I just I can't I can't believe I'm just finding this out right now.

Andy! God!

Andy.

Andy. Andy. We need to talk.

Andy. This is so sweet.

Andy's band is playing a show.

Andy's band is really good, and it's been driving him nuts that he can't play.

Andy's playing a show tonight,

Angel Snack, Just the Tip, Three Skin...

Ann

Ann and I are a team. You guys are a team.

Ann is amazing.

Ann was the citizen who brought the pit to our attention.

Ann, did you clear your schedule?

Ann, let me speak with you for a minute.

Ann, you don't understand politics. Look, nursing is easy.

Another dynasty. What a testament to my mother.

Any cool stories you got, huh?

Any questions?

Anyone else who would like to contribute?

Anyway, we're having a town hall meeting tomorrow at 7:00 p.m.

Apparently, tonight, I'm the Parks Department's seventh wheel.

Apparently, what I can achieve in government can literally be measured.

April got on my computer.

April ludgate,19. Cool enough to be invited anywhere and chooses to be here.

April might get dismissed. You could get fired.

April, please stand behind me.

April, we're leaving, you're in charge.

April. April, I need you in the audience. Okay.

April. Let me ask you something.

Are they gonna ask that?

Are we ever gonna turn it into a park?

Are you actually hitting on me right now?

Are you gonna commit to coming to this meeting tomorrow,

Are you making love to him on a couch shaped like his mustache?

Are you okay? I have to get something from my car.

Are you okay? Oh, my God!

Are you related to that Marlene Something Knope?

Are you sure that's the best thing for you right now?

Are you sweating through your suit?

As a symbol of how I feel about government.

At 5:00 in the morning, every morning, beep, beep, beep!

At that table are all eight living Tellenson Award winners.

Attending yet another meeting of the old boys' club.

Awesome. Glad to have you. Let me get you a beer.

Babe, hey. We're just about to start.

Babe, I'm out of milk.

Babe, when are you gonna tell them about my show?

Bacon wrapped shrimp.

Bam!

Bam! Hit them up, man.

Basically, I'm wearing something

Basketball court, regulation football field.

Bass! Come on.

Be my guest. The sullivan street pit is always going to be a pit.

Because I don't believe in government.

Because I need my sleep. I put some...

Because I was waiting for my sister and I was bored,

Because I would be lying if I said less.

Because I'm in a crappy mood,

Because of the silent K. You're so smart. Yeah.

Because there's some reports

Because we gave you anesthesia at the hospital.

Because we're holding this town hall meeting so soon,

Because, today, Andy Dwyer is getting his casts off.

Because, you know, he's a city planner, but he's more than that.

Because, you know, I really can't move again.

Becky and Stacy are boring.

Before he lost the power of speech.

Before we continue, I'd love to just give you a little history of Pawnee.

Before we do that, I want everyone up,

Before we turn it into a park? Zero. Say it.

Behind me are all the members of the city council over the past 30 years.

Bert Winfield was a blackmailer.

Bert Winfield, Geoffrey Morglesberg, Quentin Arble, Dawn Krink,

Blackmailing that woman.

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

Brendanawicz. Let's bounce. We're gonna be late.

Brilliant political strategy, Mark.

Bring their kids down there.

Bureaucrats, miles of red tape...

But oh,my god. Sorry.

But anyway, he fell in and broke both his legs.

But at this moment in my life,

But he told me that you told him he should wait.

But her husband got a DUI in Illinois last week.

But I am a woman

But I been changing, too

But I decided to leave in the middle of it 'cause I figured I nailed it so why push it,right?

But I didn't say anything to her.

But I do know she's too nice to yell at me in front of all these people.

But I don't want to sound braggy. What do I do?

But I don't want to...

But I feel I can tell you anything.

But I have to go to the meeting. I have to go.

But I have to say it's a very sweet aftertaste though.

But I just don't like living near parks.

But I make out with him when I'm drunk sometimes.

But I think I might work better as a solo artist.

But I think we could be a multi generational

But I think we're gonna have to postpone the town meeting.

But I wanna go to the concert!

But I'll meet up with you guys after the tÍte ‡ tÍte, I promise.

But I'm here to talk about the abandoned lot on Sullivan Street.

But if I were, would you be interested?

But it looks like you're super busy, and I am super busy,

But it was tough on their kids.

But it... It fell off.

But it's like Matchbox Twenty meets The Fray.

But my dad never won an award, and he was always happy.

But my wife understands that a good politician has to be appealing to the ladies.

But not here. Okay? 'Cause we're a nation of dreamers.

But now things have changed.

But politics is different, you know?

But she seems kind of engaged in something

But that stuff was off the record.

But the music is so loud.

But then again, I'm not one to talk.

But then we changed it because a girl got pregnant.

But then we changed it to Mouse Rat.

But then you made it worse.

But then,ann and andy sandbagged me.

But there's tons of guys out there who have jobs

But they totally exist. I did not make them up.

But this hotel always serves bacon wrapped shrimp.

But this pit,

But today felt like 100 years in hell

But we will have many public forums in the future,

But we would love for you to come to the meeting and to...

But what...

But whatever, he's a douchebag.

But you can not enjoy this basket, I'm so sorry

But you did open the gift basket. And the intern did drink the wine.

But you were right,and I should've listened to you.

But you're being a huge dork.

But, Ann, please open the sealed envelope that's in your binder.

But, is it possible?

But, Marlene, girl, you are too sexy!

But, seriously, I mean, really?

But, you know, that's Pawnee. That's democracy.

Buy you a cup of coffee?

By Norton Juster.

Bye,leslie. Bye,ann.

Bye.

Bye.

Call my secretary and we'll set it up.

Called it. I called that.

Came from Terre Haute on an ox.

Can I ask you a few questions?

Can I read you some of these quotes?

Can I say over 100%?

Can I settle up, please?

Can we go in your car? Absolutely.

Can we stop, please? Because it's really hot, and I'm tired.

Can you do that?

Can you go over the time line for us once more?

Can you please go away? Get out of the slide. Okay?

Can you tell us what happened?

Can... Thanks.

Canvassing was okay,

Certainly did not. He's the man.

Certainly.

Chicken, chicken, chicken!

City Hall is like a locker room, and you gotta get in there,

City manager? Wow. Really?

Classic Salvatore!

Come on in.

Come on, now, you promised we'd go hit on chicks.

Come on, Ron. I've been a loyal foot soldier.

Come on! I'm serious!

Come on! Play hooky! Blow off the meeting.

Come on. You're over 21.

Committees are the lifeblood of our democratic system.

Community outreach public forum.

Condo developer. He dug a basement, and then he went bankrupt.

Connect it to what you want,

Cool Ranch, got it. Anything else?

Cool. How long have you guys been dating?

Could I have gotten my casts off two weeks ago?

Could the 4 year old watch the 2 year old? Okay.

Could you do me a favor, for old times' sake?

Could you go into detail a little bit about that?

Could you grab me a triple whiskey water?

Could you just be still?

Could you make me pancakes real quick?

Could you pass me my itch stick?

Could you put your arms to your side?

Could you tell us how you feel about this park?

Crap on a stick. Okay,technically,yes,it was nepotism.

Damn it! I was so close there!

Damn it. I missed it?

Dead or asleep?

Definitely am. Fired up.

Definitely you should talk to him. Yeah.

Democracy's happening.

Department of Homeland Obscurity,

Deputy Director Knope.

Did she say call her or call her secretary?

Did you guys get a grant to do this?

Did you hear that?

Did you say it was off the record?

Did you tell him we were on a date?

Disaster averted.

Divvying up the empire.

Do I know you?

Do you ever cheat on your taxes?

Do you have one of those neck foam collar brace things?

Do you have to say it's off the record? Oh,my god.

Do you have, like, a nurse's costume? Costume?

Do you like that?

Do you live near mark? No,not at all.

Do you think I'm in the top five best looking indian guys in pawnee? No.

Do you want me to run some test questions with you?

Do you want to cash in for this?

Doctor, if I may, could I keep that cast, please?

Does anybody have any questions about permits?

Does he drive much

Doesn't matter. What do you think of the house, huh?

Doesn't this neighborhood deserve a first class park?

Don from Don's Cement. Tom Haverford. Good to see you.

Don's

Don's cement It's the best you can get

Don't call him right now!

Don't hold it against me.

Don't move around as much.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry. I can print more.

Doorbell!

Doorbell!

Dream with me for a second, Ann.

Drinking wine... Leslie. Come here.

Drive much?

Dude. What is your problem?

Easy!

Especially when you have sex with someone who is so skanky. I mean,have sex with her? I di

Even if it takes two months.

Even though you did just call him a big, lying baby.

Every now and then we have these little gatherings,

Everybody wants to know what your decision is.

Everyone's looking at us.

Excellent! Positive response.

Excellent. That sounds like a good idea. Tell us about that.

Excuse me?

Excuse me? Can't you read that children's book on your own time?

Fast track? Did my name come up at all?

Feeling good? Feeling strong?

Filibuster!

Fine! You want the truth?

Fine.

Flames for Flames, Muscle Confusion,

Flash forward to 1969.

Fondly.

For a while,it was a teenage nature hike.

For corruption reasons.

For Excellence in Pawnee Public Service.

For instance?

Former Councilman Schnable.

Formerly foreskin,but our bassist left for personal reasons.

Four and two.

Frankly we've got a lot more questions.

From an old burrito.

From time to time, when I think of an eloquent saying or a phrase,

George. George!

Get her hair!

Get out. Get out of my house.

Give it to me!

Give me a few positive talking points,

Give me my shot. Let me have Lot 48.

Go ahead, Leslie.

Go on and chuck it.

Go to jail? What's going on?

Go!

God, I hope I wasn't as obnoxious as those people.

God, I loved it!

God, when I hear myself say Scarecrow Boat out loud, I kind of hate it.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon. We are representatives from your local government.

Good evening, sir.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good girl, good girl, good "probably."

Good girl. Okay, here we go. Line up, everybody.

Good idea,ann. I bet he didn't use a condom.

Good morning.

Good thing I was wearing that hard hat.

Good, because the cover up is worse than the crime.

Good. That's a good thing.

Good. You're doing great.

Government work can beat you down.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great. It's cool if I record this,right?

Great. So what do you think the odds are that this park is actually gonna get made?

Great. Would you be willing to come to a town meeting and show your support?

Guilty as charged. I'm in a band.

Guys, let's get our stuff out of the boxes. Let's go.

Guys, we have to get me to talk to Janine Restrepo.

Ham.

Hard.

Have a beer with me.

Have I ever given in to that temptation?

Have sat in that chair at one point or another.

Have to stare right down the barrel.

Have you ever had a sexual dream about our boss, Ron Swanson?

He also happens to be the top sod guy in Indiana.

He beats me every time. He kills me. He's awesome.

He did,actually. He totally called that.

He did.

He doesn't do a lot of work around here.

He doesn't like her.

He has two broken legs.

He is a local resident and he tragically fell in the pit.

He just... He knows where the bodies are buried.

He left with Tom.

He lives in Florida, in a cemetery.

He planted his flag in the ground

He shows zero initiative. He's not a team player.

He takes care of her, I guess.

He tried to re segregate the drinking fountains.

He was a pioneer who was killed by a tribe of Wamapoke Indians,

He was crossing through to get home, and then he fell right there.

He was probably thinking with the head of his weiner instead of the head of his brain. Oh,god. Andy,come on.

He would come up and say, "My name's Abraham Lincoln.

He wrote this new song about what happened to him called The Pit.

He's a gentleman I met canvassing.

He's a smart, capable guy.

He's a very no nonsense person like yourself.

He's always staring at my chest.

He's amazing and congratulations for hearing him speak.

He's been writing all these songs about things that are physically near him.

He's capable of anything. Okay.

He's collecting them for my memoirs.

He's just weak. You have to take care of him.

He's kind of like a fixer. He fixes things.

He's laid back. I'm more in your face, but in a fun way.

He's like the gayest person I've ever met.

He's never one to go that extra mile.

He's the City Manager in Eagleton.

He's the guy that plays music all night in his garage.

Hear that? He called me "park lady."

Hello, everyone. I'm Leslie Knope, Marlene's daughter.

Hello, Madame Zoning Board Member Janine Restrepo.

Hello, Pawnee government! My name is Tom Haverford.

Hello,mark. May I come into your office?

Hello. Hi.

Help! Help! Help! Tom!

Her name is tammy swanson and she's a serious bitch.

Here we are.

Here we go, Lawrence.

Here we go.

Here, baby. Sit down. I'm gonna put something on those scratches.

Here, I'm gonna pretend to be Janine Restrepo. You, be you. Go.

Here's Leslie's quote from Wednesday.

Hey haverford,maybe one day you'll figure out how to spell a three letter word.

Hey, am I keeping you from something?

Hey, Ann, where's Mark?

Hey, babe! Baby, open up!

Hey, Dr. Harris.

Hey, I am not the one on trial here.

Hey, Leslie. Hey.

Hey, look, the pit already has six friends.

Hey, man. Give me the photo back. What's going on?

Hey, Mark, congratulations.

Hey, Mark.

Hey, Parks Department.

Hey, Table 12. Can I get a "what what?"

Hey, the band's really good.

Hey, we're closing up.

Hey, what's up, people of Pawnee?

Hey, who wants to see me climb a tree?

Hey, you're into pretzels, right?

Hey, you're welcome, Ann.

Hey,I just got your 15 texts.

Hey,leslie. Um,I have to go. Let's do the interview tomorrow morning at the pit.

Hey,leslie. You're home.

Hey,mark. Yeah.

Hey,you busy?

Hey,you should write an article on unicorns,because they're more likely to exist than this park.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Congratulations are in order.

Hey! Hey! Hello? Boys!

Hey! Hi!

Hey! Hi!

Hey! I recognize her.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. I want you to meet my wife.

Hey. Thank you so much for meeting us.

Hey. Turn that down.

Hey...

Hi there. Leslie might have oversold me a little bit.

Hi, Ann. I wish I could talk. Moving and shaking.

Hi, April.

Hi, George Gernway. I'm Tom Haverford.

Hi, how are you?

Hi, Mom. He thinks we're on a date.

Hi,I'm looking for leslie knope. Okay.

Hi,this is deputy director of parks and recreation Leslie?

Hi!

Hi. Can I talk to you for a second?

Hi. Have we ever met?

Hi. Hi, hi.

Hi. I'm Ann Perkins.

Hi. I'm Wendy Haverford.

Hi. Sorry I'm late. Oh,no problem.

Hi. You're Tom's wife.

Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, me, Nancy Pelosi.

Hmm, he said some upsetting things.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Home. It's been a really crappy night.

Homeowners' associations, anti government nuts,

Honestly, Leslie, it's gonna be a long, uphill battle.

Honestly, my clavicle's broken.

Honestly, you're fine.

Honey, can you straighten up your area a little bit?

Honey, do you mind doing that somewhere else?

Honey, I'm just debriefing with the band.

Honey, if I told you it was a date, you never would've gone.

Honey, she's totally blowing us off.

Horace Rangel used the police department to harass journalists.

Horace Rangel, Wilmer Vism and Oscar Pfortmiller.

How about Monday?

How about some stolen wine?

How about this one?

How big is the lot? How big is what?

How come you don't dress up like that for me?

How did Leslie meet her boyfriend?

How difficult is re zoning in your town?

How dressy is this, exactly?

How important are speeches?

How many drinks do you have per week, on average?

How many more Pawnee citizens are gonna have to fall into that pit

How many sexual partners have you had in the last year?

How much can they hate a park?

How old are your kids?

How was your date with Leslie?

How would you feel if we turned that pit into a beautiful community park?

How you doing, son?

How you spell your name. Of course.

How's it going? Tom Haverford.

How's my number one sod man doing?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Not bad for a guy with two broken legs.

I accidentally ate an old burrito. What?

I am always amazed at his... quiet dignity.

I am from Bennettsville, South Carolina.

I am getting very positive signals.

I am Leslie Knope from the Parks... What are you doing?

I am Leslie Knope. I am the daughter of the honoree this evening.

I am Leslie Knope. I work for the Department of Parks and Recreation.

I am the deputy director of the Parks and Recreation Department,

I am what you might call a redneck.

I appreciate and thank you in advance for your unwavering support.

I asked Ron to blow the whistle on me, and he refused.

I call it Ann.

I came in through the window last night

I can build one park.

I can do this. I just need a little help.

I can't beat him. I should just close my account.

I can't believe my mom tried to set me up with an 80 year old man.

I can't believe you fell in, too. That's awesome.

I can't believe you gave him your home phone number.

I can't speak of the future, but I will.

I cannot believe the department is moving forward with a project

I checked it out like a month ago. It's pretty gross.

I could cut the song. The song's cut.

I could help. Give me something to do.

I did it for a guy.

I did not know that at the time.

I did. I changed my shift.

I didn't clear anything.

I didn't do anything wrong.

I didn't expect anyone in government to reach out to us.

I didn't throw up,I spit up.

I didn't...

I don't I guess I don't know anything.

I don't believe it.

I don't care if there's gonna be a vote.

I don't care. Turn it down.

I don't even know if that's true or not.

I don't even know what lexicons are. I thought that was a luxury automobile.

I don't get you and...

I don't hang out with them.

I don't know if they can do that.

I don't know, ask the Gettysburg Address.

I don't know, she's a little doofy, but she's sweet.

I don't know. I was pretty wasted.

I don't know. Potpourri?

I don't like obscenities just as much as you don't like them.

I don't mean to complain,but I think shauna is being a little unprofessional.

I don't mind hooking you up.

I don't really know Leslie's mom,

I don't think a single egg has been found yet.

I don't think I could do that.

I don't think so.

I don't wanna talk to you.

I don't want anyone to see! I'm the Deputy Director of Parks...

I don't want this Parks Department to build any parks

I don't want to be overdramatic,

I don't want to hear that. Now, how long is this project gonna take?

I don't want to see any double dribble.

I don't want to see any three second violations.

I don't want to talk about it anymore.

I don't want to. I want to live in America.

I doubt it. It's a very breathable fabric...

I drove by one of your fences the other day.

I enjoy government functions

I fed you meals, and you could've had your casts off two weeks ago!

I feel like we might be taking up too much of the forum's time.

I got dinner.

I got seven letters in my file.

I got wine!

I had a nice time. Don't think I'll go out with her again.

I have a boyfriend. He's a man.

I have a lot of stage experience, so...

I have a moral code, and I never violate it.

I have a secret weapon, canvassing.

I have always tried to live my life in an ethical way, and last night, I failed.

I have more of a comment than a question. Go for it.

I have my own subcommittee now.

I have no idea why Ann is upset with me.

I have the floor!

I have to cancel this meeting.

I have Tom write it down.

I have waited on him hand and foot for two months.

I have written a full confession,

I haven't been dating much either since my divorce.

I haven't been out in so long.

I heard it. I'm getting it.

I heard that you got that speed bump thing through.

I hope your husband gets help and that you have a long and happy marriage.

I just put 12 new batteries in that thing!

I just want the best monkey bars I can get in my park.

I just wanted to say...

I just wanted to tell you that I didn't go through with it,

I just wanted to tell you that I think

I just work right there.

I kind of feel like I'm already in the boys' club.

I knew that couldn't have been you. You don't have the vocabulary.

I know about things.

I know that your husband is a drunk driver.

I know you been changing

I know you don't have a lot of time

I know. I know. I know! That's why I fake invited you.