The Good Place - Season 1 Edit

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A BAFTA Award winner for her documentary on her Grammy Award winning album,

A basic kindergarten rule.

A book on how to act good.

A buffet of themed desserts, like retire mint chocolate cake...

A bunch of whippits.

A cactus on its own intends no harm.

A chimpanzee and a baby tiger who've become friends?

A chimpanzee and a baby tiger who've become friends?

A college professor.

A compromise was made:

A failed DJ from Jacksonville, Florida.

A garbage storm. It was kind of a rough start,

A good job.

A guy who is nice.

A hot, rich fraud with legs for days

A hot, rich fraud with legs for days...

A hurricane is coming. You need seek shelter.

A knock off handbag and drink tap water.

A literal meltdown. Also, you're not dressed yet,

A little.

A long column of shopping carts

A lot of behavior.

A marriage counselor and a human lie detector

A Medium Place?

A nefarious agenda.

A picture of two otters holding hands?

A picture of two otters holding hands?

A professor of ethics?

A really nice vacation from your full time job.

A really nice vacation from your full time job.

A ride or die protocol so I'm loyal to Jason forever.

A ruling has been reached.

A self help book to restore her confidence.

A selfish ass, an idiot DJ, a tortured academic,

A selfish ass, an idiot dj, a tortured academic,

A shares... I been using this as a bloody toilet, I have.

A stomachache because of what you did.

A stunning three tiered cake that took her a full week to complete.

A unicorn bib, yes! No, no, uh, unicorn holders,

A very non Oprah like figure.

A waitress and a chef with those Manhattan real estate prices.

A, she's not human. And B, you have to keep

About any of this...

About any resident.

About anything before you.

About our morning hardboiled egg routine,

About to do yours then secretly tossed mine

About yourself.

Absolutely not.

Accept that.

According to our files, your favorite meal was

Acidcat is suing me for "bleach of contract."

Actually be healing...

Actually, I have kind of a rapport with some of the fire monsters.

Actually, I was going to head into town and pick up some...

Actually, the answer is...

Actually, um...

Actually, you're a hammer,

Actually, you're a hammer,

Admit it.

Affecting the neighborhood and give them a fresh start.

After all, why should I have all the fun and boots?

After dropping margarita mix in grocery store parking lot,"

After each other, or whatever it is nerds do.

After he sued me.

After I asked him to reread my 3,600 page manuscript.

After I came up with everyone's characters,

After I came up with everyone's characters,

After I was an ash hole to everyone at the party.

After I was rebooted, I found it in my mouth.

After I was rebooted, i found it in my mouth.

After I'm gone you can go ahead and clean out my bud hole.

After I'm gone you can go ahead and clean out my bud hole.

After I'm gone, take down the rest of those clown paintings.

After our day off,

Again, I am not human. I can't die.

Again, it's an incredibly selective system.

Again, out of principle. Let it wash over you, Betsy.

Aganocomonga.

Ah ha! Burn

Ah, Eleanor.

Ah, Eleanor. Good morning.

Ah, fork me.

Ah, gah gah... gah gah gah. Hold on there, ace.

Ah, hello, Tahani.

Ah, hurrah hurrah, yay.

Ah, man, this is gonna make a primo dump later on.

Ah, same old Chidi.

Ah, shirt.

Ah, well, great question, Tahani.

Ah, well, that's so normal. Uh...

Ah, who cares? No one's watching.

Ah, yes, a smokin' hot turd.

Ah! Fabulous!

Ah! Tahani.

Ah. Thank you. That helps.

Ah...

Ah...

Ah... "Knowing" yourself.

All for nothing.

All for nothing.

All Hawaiian, the worst pizza.

All her jewelry in the toilet?

All I ever wanted was for this neighborhood...

All I want is to give Janet the life she deserves.

All I'm saying is

All my life, I've been taking care of myself and you guys.

All of the food?

All of the info she usually knows.

All right, come on. Let's go.

All right, come on. Let's go.

All right, everyone, let's get started.

All right, everyone, let's get started.

All right, everyone, we're starting over.

All right, fine, but until this is resolved,

All right, here we go. Eleanor, come back in.

All right, how about a unicorn?

All right, I gotta go to the DMV and pick up my vanity plates.

All right, I'll check your references.

All right, I'll see you tomorrow, friend.

All right, let's begin negotiations.

All right, let's forget about exploring.

All right, let's try again, shall we?

All right, Michael, we're going to ply them with delicious food and drink,

All right, nerds, let's just get this over with.

All right, ready to go? Let's grab Michael.

All right, ready to go? Let's grab Michael.

All right, so you were in a grocery store parking lot.

All right, we need a plan.

All right!

All right.

All right. I will, for you.

All right. I will, for you.

All right. One, two, three.

All that bad.

All that matters is what's in your heart.

All we have to do now is keep the secret forever.

All you gotta do is hit your minimal sales target every week.

Almond milk in my coffee no, dingus!

Almost makes me forget how miserable I am right now.

Along with those T shirts.

Also, I don't care, 'cause it's the middle of the night.

Also, I'm programmed to be nice to everyone.

Also, interesting sidenote,

Also, Michael has asked me to be his assistant, whatever that means.

Also, there's some spoken word poetry

Also, what is a "poppers"? Also, what is "jalapeño poppers"?

Although maybe it's better not to know.

Although, it can be, and it often leads there, anyway...

Although... and I realize this is the kind of observation

Always one step ahead?

Always one step ahead?

Always whispering, locking yourself in the house all day.

Am I a good teacher?

Am I clear? Do I make sense?

Am I going mad, or did I just hear you say,

Am I right, Fake Eleanor?

Am I...

An "It Girl," and...

An amateur body spray inventor...

An erectile dysfunction pill called Engorge ulate.

An hour ago, I thought Jianyu was my soul mate,

An idea.

Anaconda.

Anagonye.

Anagonye.

Analyzing body language, tracking and catching people

And "Al Jamil" means "beautiful,"

And a barfing contest that I won, but then a hole opened up in the ground.

And a little drunk.

And a little nervous.

And a magazine called, "Celebrity Baby Plastic Surgery Disasters."

And a theoretical third person.

And abandoned me at a train station in Bangladesh.

And according to the central theme of 231,600 songs, movies,

And adding words to your title.

And adopted by a very nice couple, the Shellstrops...

And after you sign these papers, it'll be official.

And all cases always and forever,

And all of this will have been for nothing.

And all of this will have been for nothing.

And all three of us are royally forking forked!

And all you wanted to do was talk about morals.

And all you wanted to do was talk about morals.

And also I will be joining them.

And also read about all the mean and terrible things

And also, it's closed.

And also, maybe don't listen to me.

And altercations at outlet malls.

And an escape route, but we'll figure it out as we go.

And anyway, there's a bigger problem.

And apparently, this Janet is in love with Jason.

And apparently, this Janet is in love with Jason.

And Aristotle believes that your character

And as I raised nearly $60 billion,

And as it turns out,

And barely escape with my life, and you don't seem...

And being around a bunch of good people to realize

And bring her something

And by the way,

And by the way, everyone here thinks I'm Taiwanese.

And by the way, I'm talking really fast

And by the way, Janet is not your wife,

And carrying on.

And cleaned it up

And cleaned it up so it couldn't be traced back to me.

And condemn him to an eternity of unimaginable pain.

And condescending at times,

And conjure an image that brings you pure joy.

And conjure an image that brings you pure joy.

And Degas was always my inspiration.

And dig and poke and prod

And do yoga and talk

And do you like France as much as I do?

And does this school have a prom?

And doing some sort of healing magic.

And Donkey Doug was our best pop and locker.

And Doug just launched into this long monologue

And dragged you all into this mess, so...

And dragged you all into this mess, so...

And each one of us demanding we should go to the bad place,

And each one of us demanding we should go to the Bad Place,

And eat Chik fil A.

And even if she were okay, it would be too painful for me

And everyone else in the neighborhood

And everyone else is tortured for eternity?

And everyone's giving me the stink eye.

And everything Michael has done

And everything Michael has done

And excitement.

And Fake Eleanor was there buying margarita mix

And feel like there's something just not quite right.

And figure out how I feel.

And finally, a multi part question.

And find any excuse to rip each other apart.

And for that, I'm deeply sorry.

And for that, I'm deeply sorry.

And for you to have gone through all that, and to end up where you did, it is just...

And gender politics.

And get him and me both sent to The Bad Place.

And get you another one just like that.

And get you another one just like that.

And go to the town meeting

And go to the town meeting and talk it out after?

And groping?

And has now escaped.

And hasn't spoken since,

And he made me memorize stuff to say to you

And he obeys a strict code of silence.

And he only stopped because he saw me timing him.

And he'll know instantly if you're lying about anything

And he's a got a terrible mustache.

And heading to the Bad Place would be a point in her favor.

And his best friend, Randy, said,

And his name is Shawn?

And his problem with me is...

And honestly, the way I can help you

And hope that they don't notice me.

And how exactly did you learn how to do this?

And I admire you for protecting him or her.

And I adore talking.

And I am an expert at mediating conflict,

And I am freakin' out, homey!

And I believe he's on the train with Eleanor.

And I can finally be honest

And I can finally relax.

And I can't advise you to be dishonest either.

And I care about it.

And I did not care for it.

And I did not care for it.

And I did!

And I do too. And our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd.

And I do, and it's delightful.

And I don't have a heart, but thanks.

And I fell into a sinkhole.

And I got a full punch card, bro.

And I gotta say, you keep it tight.

And I had the perfect bud hole and no dudes to share it with.

And I hate them.

And I have like 40,000 tweets calling me the "Dress Bitch"?

And I have to feed this stupid dog.

And I have to say

And I know we just met on this bus ten minutes ago, but he seemed nice.

And I like to drip dry in the nude, so eyes to yourself, perv.

And I like to run the occasional group drill

And I love you like a brother,

And I may even wear suspenders.

And I said, But you will live.

And I spent eight of it on this burrito,

And I think I'm changing for the better,

And I think we should go to bed. Just the two of us, alone. Just us.

And I thought maybe we could get facials

And I want some gum and some football cards

And I want to be like him.

And I want to try again.

And I wanted to go flying.

And I was a mailman.

And I was a mailman.

And I was lying, and that lie has haunted me ever since,

And I will help you try.

And I will help you try.

And I will not be back

And I won this ugly yellow toddler,

And I'd rather not let people see those until they're finished.

And I'll a install a da safe a

And I'm a professional amateur DJ.

And I'm all set with it, thanks.

And I'm already pretty drunk.

And I'm already pretty drunk.

And I'm caught anyway.

And I'm doomed,

And I'm falling apart.

And I'm not sure you're much of a provider.

And I'm ready to fly.

And I'm... I have a stomachache.

And I've been to Johnny Depp's private bird sanctuary.

And I've been to Johnny Depp's private bird sanctuary.

And I've cut words out of most of them to make pornography.

And if anyone should take the blame for the restaurant disaster, it's me.

And if I ever do have a retirement party,

And if I spend one more second staring at Creepo the Clown,

And if the system paired us up,

And if this neighborhood doesn't work,

And if you do it for everyone in the neighborhood,

And if you work hard and absorb the material,

And in depth classes. He taught me about Plato

And in the meantime, I'll host a brunch party every morning

And in this place, everyone is better than you.

And into "fun facts" and trivia tidbits.

And into your guest room.

And investigate your little "meditation" den.

And is, uh, that a family member?

And it is pointless to help you.

And it is technically chalk,

And it isn't...

And it led to all this chaos,

And it offers couples packages.

And it was the beginning of a lifelong friendship.

And it was too convoluted, even for him.

And it wasn't just self preservation,

And it's generally frowned upon.

And it's kind of important for Eleanor.

And it's not like someone's keeping score.

And it's not the Bad Place.

And it's really hard.

And it's tied together with a Slim Jim.

And it's your turn.

And its mistreatment of these defenseless animals.

And its skin was all over my skin.

And Janet is the only one who can operate them.

And Jason is a person who was near me,

And Jianyu feels comfortable when I'm around.

And just improve every nation and every society

And just muddle through.

And just, you know...

And kept a vow of silence.

And kind of turned on.

And later, I confessed because Chidi was being

And lying is always wrong.

And make him move to Sarasota.

And make things easier for our "good person" lessons.

And maybe point to whichever one of us you're addressing?

And me staying here means you'll never get a real soul mate.

And me, I'm wearing a judge's robe?

And more into conceptual abstraction.

And my boss has finally given me

And my dog got kicked into the sun.

And my soul mate doesn't love me.

And my soul mate doesn't love me.

And no idea what fixed it.

And not ash hole, right?

And not help him at the same time.

And not stealing people's stuff, that is just

And not working will help me work?

And now a truth.

And now he is marrying whatever Janet is.

And now I have a very bulbous dog.

And now I want to say this.

And now I'm complimenting her.

And now I'm just... I'm just terrified

And now I'm just... I'm just terrified that it's gonna happen again.

And now I'm ready to go.

And now I'm throwing this at you, but I just...

And now I've blown it.

And now it's gone.

And now she's a baby.

And now that I can think and feel, I don't belong here either.

And now there are giraffes everywhere.

And now there are shrimp flying around.

And now we can actually learn about them

And now...

And now...

And obviously, we didn't anticipate

And obviously, we didn't anticipate

And only one of them got me killed.

And over here, look at this.

And people tried to tell me it was fine...

And people who take off their shoes and socks on commercial airlines.

And picking up my early evening gloves.

And punish her all you want, just really go to town on her.

And quizzes and papers.

And recorded him.

And rescued orphans.

And right now, I'm just a girl...

And ruining it a little so you can have more of it.

And say that those boots are terrible and hideous

And saying, "Hello" over and over again, but she did point at you.

And scare them into buying fake allergy medicine.

And scare them into buying fake medicine.

And selfless.

And share some intimate aspects of his life?

And she belongs with us. Oh, also, check this out.

And she still sucks bad.

And she talks so smart, like, um...

And she's only going down there

And she's only going down there

And since this will be an evening of lively conversation,

And since you both forgot, again, which means

And since you're an expert at event planning,

And sing to her and wear one of those dumb hats

And socks? Ew, who would do that?

And some scratchy tickets.

And someone else is walking the other way,

And sorely needed fashion advice.

And start having fun.

And surprisingly jacked, and, oh, fork,

And talk it out after?

And that I never did laundry.

And that I waited until you were

And that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

And that this entire neighborhood is...

And that tortured Tahani because he didn't love her.

And that tortured tahani because he didn't love her.

And that you did it because you were trying to stop Bonehead Jones over here.

And that you got saddled with him.

And that's why I'd like you to not be my best man.

And the answer is never.

And the answer is never. You're never gonna stop.

And the Big Guy thinks it's time for you to fly solo.

And the big guy thinks it's time for you to fly solo.

And the cup.

And the fact that that kind of made sense

And the four of us became a team.

And the four of us became a team.

And the four of us became a team.

And the guest list that night was limited.

And the least pain and suffering.

And the lightning that tears off their flesh.

And the lightning that tears off their flesh.

And the loser is...

And the loser is...

And the loser will just have to accept her fate

And the moral implications...

And the other half in Saudi Arabia

And the other two on guac.

And the person voted "Most Likely to be Banksy."

And the rest of us get screwed?

And the way she can help us is if we kill her.

And the whole neighborhood.

And then also I am here.

And then blackmail him.

And then Chidi got sick of me,

And then he asked me to marry him,

And then he'll know that you're really Jason and not Jianyu.

And then I immediately fell into subway tracks

And then I moved back to Phoenix, Arizona.

And then I went to school in Tempe, Arizona.

And then it hit me.

And then it hit me.

And then it's, "Good night, Eleanor."

And then my essence will be scooped out of my body

And then perhaps Jianyu could stand near me

And then say nothing?

And then the cops showed up.

And then there's something less fun that people are doing

And then there's something less fun that people are doing for the common good.

And then they'll have to respect me.

And then we're going to subtly segue into negotiation.

And then what's left of my body

And then you bonding with her

And then you both chuckle over your shared foible.

And then you both lean to one side and then the other,

And then you learned that she's just an immoral grifter.

And then you lick the cloth?

And then you lick the cloth? That seems weirder.

And then, last night,

And then, once we trust each other, then we can discuss

And there are a couple of,

And there is nothing in my protocol

And there was always jazz music playing.

And there will be consequences.

And there's a Bad Place.

And they didn't want to come.

And they outnumber me.

And they think to themselves,

And they'd be magically cleaned by morning.

And this is a Mr. Music, the DJ original.

And this is going to eat me up inside forever.

And to everyone that she is secretly a two faced,

And to make sure that they drive each other insane,

And to make sure that they drive each other insane,

And too salty.

And try new things, and I will.

And try out some new hobbies.

And ultimately created some amount of good or bad.

And unless I can figure out a compelling reason to keep you here,

And was electrocuted by the third rail.

And we did for a little,

And we did for a little,

And we dug up over a thousand unexploded land mines

And we had to knock you unconscious.

And we haven't picked up the rings.

And we shouldn't tell him.

And we want to bring you aboard permanently.

And we were married in a legal ceremony.

And we were married in a legal ceremony.

And we will never see him again, just like Professor Lindeman

And we'll put your soup in the fridge so it won't go to waste.

And welcome to your first day in the afterlife.

And what about you, Bart?

And what do you do with sweat?

And what do you do with sweat? Do you lick it away, is that right?

And what flew through the sky the next day,

And what happens after we kill her?

And whatever food

And when I figured it out, it was a shock.

And when I got here, and Michael said I would

And when I stopped having fun with them,

And when it's over,

And when she found out that your retirement meant

And when you bent down to pick it up,

And when you caused the trash storm,

And when you died at that exact same moment,

And which teachers are secretly pervs

And yes, we do have the sort of connection

And yet you soldier on.

And yet, here we are.

And yet, somehow, I can taste each individual one.

And yet, somehow, I can taste each individual one.

And yet, you are, somehow, a mistake.

And you all hang out like some kind of cult.

And you are a wrench in the gears.

And you are a wrench in the gears.

And you are my soul mate.

And you are now in the next phase

And you barked like a dog till she ran away.

And you belong together.

And you blew the other half trying to frame her boyfriend.

And you can all suck it.

And you can all suck it.

And you can map it,

And you chose a chalkboard?

And you chose a chalkboard?

And you deserve a perfect world

And you deserve to be happy, because...

And you feel things.

And you have all of eternity, so there's plenty of time

And you just don't break a promise.

And you make things.

And you need to take it because you suck.

And you never see your friends again.

And you never see your friends again.

And you tell him the truth,

And you thought you could increase your ranking

And you three can stay. Yes!

And you two are married.

And you will spend eternity together.

And you won't be alone.

And you'll be busy working,

And you'll get to stay.

And you're always mean to me, and it really hurts my feelings.

And you're always the one who draws the name.

And you're always the one who draws the name.

And you're giving her nothing!

And you're not even doing it to get me to help you anymore

And you're not even doing it to get me to help you anymore,

And you're off with real Eleanor?

And you're off with Real Eleanor?

And you're on your own.

And your favorite book is Kendall Jenner's Instagram feed.

And your favorite... book

And your next door neighbors.

And your Wi Fi is way better than my neighbor's, so I'm in.

And, I hope, friend,

And, if I didn't remember everyone's name, I got a very strong electric shock.

And, just as I predicted, you failed, miserably.

And, lest we forget, she murdered Janet.

And, lest we forget, she murdered Janet.

And, like, dead slugs, and that's you.

And, then at night, it was pretty classic torture.

And, well, you were the nearest lifeboat, as it were.

And, what I found was this.

And...

And... and I wouldn't want to offend Jianyu,

Any lie.

Any moment now, Michael is going to get on that train,

Any place or thing in the universe

Any rewards card.

Anyone has said to me in 30 years.

Anyone up for a little, uh, icebreaker?

Anything else?

Anything that might help your case.

Anyway, at some point or another, every resident in this neighborhood

Anyway, enjoy your coffee. And the cup.

Anyway, it's been a tough couple of days.

Anyway, my current theory is that some object

Anyway, orphanage burned down, yadda, yadda, yadda.

Anyway, that's how this simple soup saved over 10,000 lives.

Anyway, this is for you.

Anyway, um, look,

Anyway, what is there to say about Janet that hasn't already been said

Anyway, when your time on Earth has ended,

Are coming up with the rules for a new society.

Are dead.

Are divorced does not mean you can disrespect me

Are gonna try and claim she's less of a dirt bag now,

Are impossible, I'm afraid. It's not as if you could,

Are not 100% my fault.

Are these from my favorite restaurant, Stupid Nick's Wing Dump?

Are we sure we should be paying attention to these guys?

Are you making a move on me?

Are you okay, buddy?

Are you ready to take our bonding to the next level?

Are you still upset? You're not over it yet?

Are you sure this isn't you?

Are you sure you want to hear?

Are you sure, dude?

Are you sure?

Are you taking someone else's spot,

Are you taking someone else's spot, someone who deserves to be here?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Aren't paper clips the most amazing things in the world?

Aren't there maybe some parts worth salvaging?

Argh. You're too nice to humiliate.

Argrugande. Ariana Grande.

Aristotle! That's my boy, right there.

Aristotle! That's my boy, right there. He was the best.

Arrived here by accident,

As far as I'm concerned,

As I told you before, my mom is very sick.

As much as I'm enjoying this,

As much as I've always wanted to be around humans,

As soon as it wasn't convenient for you,

As us Brits are fond of saying, "Try your best to hide your sadness."

As you all may remember, a sinkhole recently opened up in the town center.

As you approach the kill switch, I will begin to beg for my life.

As you can see, the interior has been

Asking him to admit he loves me.

Assumed another person's identity,

At a library computer" type vibe.

At different moments during our time here,

At least he died doing what he loved...

At least I can still say butthead.

At Stupid Nick's Wing Dump in Gainesville.

At the age of eight

At the Tea for Two couples cafe?

At which point, I will leave you alone

Athletic strategies,

Attention Eleanor Shellstrop and Jason Mendoza.

Attention, everyone.

Attention, Jacksonville. I'm not Acidcat.

Attention...

Attention...

Attention... I have been murdered.

Attention... I have been murdered.

Attention... I have been murdered.

Attention... I have been murdered.

Attention... I have...

Australia, Hong Kong, Paris.

Aw, shirt.

Babe, we are going to be trying to make love all night long.

Back on the ground.

Bad Janet, uh, where is the nearest café?

Bad Janet?

Bad Janet?

Bad Place crew delivered 100 of these to my office.

Bambadjan was a human rights advocate,

Basic questions designed to tell whether you were

Basically every artist ever,

Basically your muse, you get it.

Basically, my life's work

Basketball team are also in the Bad Place.

Be honest, Chidi.

Be proud.

Be quiet and eat your white sponge.

Be, like, the exact right amount of honest

Beat it, Gloria. She is, like, such a dork.

Beautiful, beautiful Jacksonville.

Because every single one of you

Because everything I'm doing is out of self preservation.

Because he knew I'd hate being second to last.

Because he was responsible for me,

Because he was responsible for me,

Because he, unlike us, is an amazing person.

Because honestly, I had no idea I was gonna do that,

Because honestly, I had no idea I was gonna do that.

Because I believe she's stealing my train.

Because I can kick her right back into the sun

Because I can kick her right back into the sun

Because I couldn't do anything.

Because I couldn't do anything.

Because I didn't understand it the first time,

Because I had already promised my landlord's nephew

Because I had already promised my landlord's nephew

Because I I do want to say it.

Because I love you.

Because I saw the rankings in the manual.

Because I still go to Andy's Coffee,

Because I told you that's not gonna happen.

Because I told you that's not gonna happen.

Because I'm an informational delivery system,

Because I'm just as good as everyone else.

Because I'm not supposed to be here, either.

Because it absolutely had your name on it.

Because it doesn't technically work

Because it's just the result of your actions,

Because Jude Law left her for his ex wife's ghost.

Because Jude Law left her for his ex wife's ghost.

Because Michael called me Eleanor Shellstrop,

Because Michael called me Eleanor Shellstrop,

Because my motivations were corrupt.

Because my motivations were corrupt.

Because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

Because of The Eternal Shriek!

Because of the person who helped me,

Because she is a wonderful, selfless...

Because she thinks that I don't love her.

Because she thinks that I don't love her.

Because she was only doing it to earn enough points to stay here.

Because she's worth it.

Because that thing gave me a headache.

Because the machine says it's a prize.

Because then I am shirking my ethical duty.

Because they won't even know that they are doing it.

Because they're all equally lame.

Because those aren't my memories.

Because tomorrow, I'm going with her and I'm gonna prove to you

Because we ran away. Are you...

Because you are constantly talking

Because you are constantly talking about yourself.

Because you are.

Because you could never settle on a location or time.

Because you know what, Michael?

Because you know what, Michael?

Because you love me.

Because you won't have to keep trying to fit in somewhere

Because you're the only person here that's nice to me.

Because, oh, you know, someone murdered her.

Because, to be perfectly frank,