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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Season 15

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Season 15

Title: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Season 15: A Darkly Hilarious TV Comedy

Year: 2005 - Present

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is a critically acclaimed television sitcom created by Rob McElhenney. Premiering in 2005, the show has amassed a dedicated fan base and is currently running its fifteenth season, highlighting its enduring popularity. The series delves into the humorous yet twisted lives of the quintessentially dysfunctional gang who own a fictional Irish bar called Paddy's Pub in Philadelphia. With its dark humor and offbeat characters, it has become a cult classic in the comedy genre.

Cast List:

1. Rob McElhenney as Ronald "Mac" McDonald
2. Glenn Howerton as Dennis Reynolds
3. Charlie Day as Charlie Kelly
4. Kaitlin Olson as Deandra "Sweet Dee" Reynolds
5. Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds

Season 15 of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia maintains the show's distinctive style, blending satire, absurdity, and dark comedy. The gang embarks on a new set of misadventures, often crossing the boundaries of good taste and common decency. This season continues to explore the gang's selfishness, incompetence, and their disastrous decision-making skills, resulting in hilariously disastrous consequences.

The Show's Popularity:
Over the years, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia has garnered immense popularity for its unapologetically unconventional approach. Its distinct characters and bizarre yet incredibly funny plotlines have made it a fan favorite. The show's ability to push boundaries and tackle taboo subjects with wit and satire has solidified its place as a comedy powerhouse.

Episode Highlights:
1. "The Gang Goes Back to School":
In this episode, the gang decides to enroll in a local community college, hoping to relive their youth. Chaos ensues when they struggle to fit in and wreak havoc, causing mayhem on campus.

2. "The Gang's New Venture":
When Paddy's Pub faces a potential shutdown, the gang scrambles to find a new business venture to save it. Stumbling upon an unexpected opportunity, they hilariously attempt to make money in the most unconventional ways imaginable.

3. "The Gang's Ultimate Challenge":
In this installment, the gang decides to take on their most audacious challenge yet. They compete against each other in a variety of absurd and dangerous tasks, fueled by their never-ending desire to one-up one another.

4. "Dee's Dark Past":
Dee Reynolds finds herself in the spotlight as secrets from her past surface. The gang hilariously delves into her history, unraveling outrageous and embarrassing revelations that shed light on her peculiar personality.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia's fifteenth season continues to deliver the show's signature irreverent humor, keeping fans hooked with its twisted characters and unconventional storylines. With its outstanding ensemble cast and consistently laugh-out-loud writing, the show's popularity only continues to grow. Whether you're a long-time fan or new to the series, Season 15 promises to provide endless comedic entertainment.

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A a new dad?
A back strengthening exercise for me.
A banshee.
A big bang.
A breath mint 'cause your mouth smells
A brother? That's weird.
A Catholic priest!
A cautionary tale.
A couple of our original songs,
A custom made mask.
A gruesome woman
A Kelly always forgives.
A lingonberry seed or something?
A little bit more Pepper Jack.
A little fanfare for the the loan.
A little more...
A little of the old luck of the Irish.
A monkey could do Dee's job.
A monkey could.
A nice gift for you. Uh, Shelley, you go first.
A pen pal that writes to you in a magical language.
A predecessor to the glory hole, perhaps.
A prostitute for his sex scene.
A selfie, huh? You got it.
A shamrock tattooed on my thigh.
A speaking role.
A token of our appreciation, and, uh... from the pub.
A wonderful woman.
A young man named Shelley Kelly. Is he around?
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Get off me! Get off me!
About an hour ago, some guy approached me,
About his lungs being filled with fluid?
About sexual things with manatees.
About the hot Irish doctor who has a fling
About the, uh, percentage shares of the bar for a second?
About who I am and where I come from.
About your identity even more. I can't believe it.
About, like, what votes were supposed to be counted
Abso... Yeah. Tot... I mean, yeah. (STAMMERS) Whatever.
Absolutely, Smokey. I mean, look, uh,
Abused wife! Is it Abused Wife Number One?
Acting is...
Actually, let's just keep moving on
Actually, while I got you here, pal, can I ask you a question?
After I popped off.
Against the law, really, like this.
Ah, Charlie, it's good to forgive.
Ah, Frank's right. I'm glad you're dead.
Ah, thank God, okay.
Ah, that's a stereotype. Yeah.
Ah, welcome, welcome. Come in, come in.
Ah, yes, their spirits watch over us. The men, that is.
Ah! Ow.
Ah. Yeah. It enhances my performance
All bets are off, okay?
All Kelly men must be thrown from a cliff into the sea.
All of those things are made up, including Shelley.
All of us crammed in one wool infested room...
All of us, please.
All right, all right, goodbye!
All right, all right, we got to think about this. All right,
All right, be cool. Just play it cool, man.
All right, come on, let's go. Keep it clean.
All right, Dee, remember yesterday when you were waving
All right, fine. We'll slide the man up the hill, just this part.
All right, fine. What about Harrisburg? Williamsport?
All right, Frank, if that's how you feel,
All right, guys, listen.
All right, here we go...
All right, here's what we're gonna do.
All right, I don't think you understand.
All right, I'm sorry, let me... try to make sense of this.
All right, let me explain what happened here, all right?
All right, let's get a quick break.
All right, let's go find out.
All right, listen, listen, guys. Yes, fine.
All right, look, we brought you this. We made it ourselves,
All right, look, you're officially fired.
All right, now, you kids have a lot of fun, all right?
All right, one spritzer for Mac, please, Frank.
All right, so you invite them to a classy dinner.
All right, th this is just gonna be much better,
All right, um,
All right, well, don't yell at her... she's unconscious.
All right, well, look on the bright side, Mac.
All right, well, Mom got around.
All right, you got me. Okay?
All right, you know what, guy? Here's what I'm feeling.
All right, you're Irish, Mac.
All right? If a man wants to stand, he doesn't go,
All right? Look, it's a Kelly family burial tradition.
All right? That that that monkey may have been a pervert,
All right? You know what? I'm out of here.
All right.
All right.
All right. This is why Irish people hate Americans.
All right. This is why Irish people hate Americans.
All states have more than one city.
All the best villains in the Bible were acts of God.
All the way up under her nose.
All these family tree books...
All these things we're talking about,
All those cities are in Pennsylvania?
All those previous loans, uh, we would like to talk to you
All... all what sheep?
Also done multiple insensitive characters in the past,
Also got very sexual.
Also, I need another bucket. I'm out of paint here.
Although we were running out of material.
Altoona? You know...
Always accusing me of having affairs.
Always puts things right with the men in his life.
Always with you.
Am I Dutch?!
Am I Irish?
Am I now? Oh, gosh. Well,
Am I sinking?
Am I to believe that you're a natural redhead
An all new season.
An exploration, not of what is gained by learning,
An extra.
An international country teen pop sensation.
And a lot more available time.
And all all I had to do was...
And also, dude, I'm gonna say this as your friend
And and and I don't want to describe what I saw.
And and I don't want to be around it,
And and I would actually argue that
And and rats love cheese,
And and then we can carry it up, no problem!
And and you never put me past you to the director.
And are these legitimate votes, are these not legitimate votes?
And are you gonna try and tell me that was just all for nothing?
And beheading people... well, that that was just
And being your typical vanilla white guy are slim to none.
And believe me, it was messy.
And bragging about that acting gig that you got?
And bring in whichever man we want.
And by the way, that's a celebrity listing.
And charge it to our individual rooms.
And Daddy's got a very important meeting to go to.
And for the special guest,
And for what it's worth,
And forget what your identity has to do with it.
And get into our own slippery state?
And guess what. I leave tomorrow morning
And hand complete creative control
And have serious daddy issues, so that helps.
And he couldn't really breathe, and then they tried to get him
And he made us look like assholes.
And he needs it for an important meeting, so...
And he saved himself but no women,
And he's Irish, that's why his name is Shelley.
And his roommate/surrogate adult son,
And his son William, also the plague.
And I bet you could get me out.
And I can have you canceled for even suggesting otherwise.
And I don't want to hurt their self esteem,
And I have one chance tonight to have a good time in Ireland,
And I I I feel awful about it now.
And I I I have a date tonight
And I live in this neighborhood, and I am sure that you do not.
And I must admit, I'm happy for myself, too.
And I needed you!
And I say that Sly takes us to the playoffs.
And I think I deserve praise for that, do I not?
And I think it's a great idea.
And I think it's obvious what that right thing is.
And I think that's what you're saying.
And I went in the back to do some light reading.
And I will never, never
And I will tell them you attacked me.
And I won't do that.
And I'd like to shoot before she gets back.
And I'd love a cup of coffee... Two creams, please?
And I'm gonna work in my dad's shop with him,
And I'm probably gonna marry Scott Wolf.
And I'm sorry, there will be no return on investments,
And I'm starting to think that my dad's a bad man.
And I've always wondered, like, is that a genetic thing?
And I've been in character all day.
And if if an Italian wants to eat a sandwich,
And if it's a guy, I got a football ready for him.
And if you don't leave right now, I will call the police,
And if you don't like it, you can suck
And if you're not talking, you're not getting paid.
And immediately did something about it.
And impresses my colleague,
And instead of looking for pieces of ass,
And intensity are are good, you know?
And it fully takes advantage of the castle.
And it goes inside your body?
And it makes me sick to my stomach,
And it really wasn't that funny, so...
And it's the foundation of your structural essence.
And just sucking in diesel fumes.
And just, like, saving the quarters and shit,
And Mac's a terrible drug dealer,
And made me Dutch to smite me for the urges that He gave me
And maybe this is, like, your half brother.
And Michael Kelly.
And misdeeds
And more interested in what makes you tick.
And my mouth is made for American words naturally...
And no matter how strong those urges get,
And not all of the bros have been spritzed.
And now he's got to deal with COVID on top of everything else?
And now I'm Dutch.
And now it's all starting to make sense, right?
And our mutual disdain for insider Beltway politics.
And Pepper Jack's pullout game is strong.
And perhaps the most important thing, is payment.
And possibly fucked our mouths.
And ring the goddamn bell, you bitch!