It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Season 15 Edit

A a new dad?

A back strengthening exercise for me.

A banshee.

A big bang.

A breath mint 'cause your mouth smells

A brother? That's weird.

A Catholic priest!

A cautionary tale.

A couple of our original songs,

A custom made mask.

A gruesome woman

A Kelly always forgives.

A lingonberry seed or something?

A little bit more Pepper Jack.

A little fanfare for the the loan.

A little more...

A little of the old luck of the Irish.

A monkey could do Dee's job.

A monkey could.

A nice gift for you. Uh, Shelley, you go first.

A pen pal that writes to you in a magical language.

A predecessor to the glory hole, perhaps.

A prostitute for his sex scene.

A selfie, huh? You got it.

A shamrock tattooed on my thigh.

A speaking role.

A token of our appreciation, and, uh... from the pub.

A wonderful woman.

A young man named Shelley Kelly. Is he around?

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Get off me! Get off me!

About an hour ago, some guy approached me,

About his lungs being filled with fluid?

About sexual things with manatees.

About the hot Irish doctor who has a fling

About the, uh, percentage shares of the bar for a second?

About who I am and where I come from.

About your identity even more. I can't believe it.

About, like, what votes were supposed to be counted

Abso... Yeah. Tot... I mean, yeah. (STAMMERS) Whatever.

Absolutely, Smokey. I mean, look, uh,

Abused wife! Is it Abused Wife Number One?

Acting is...

Actually, let's just keep moving on

Actually, while I got you here, pal, can I ask you a question?

After I popped off.

Against the law, really, like this.

Ah, Charlie, it's good to forgive.

Ah, Frank's right. I'm glad you're dead.

Ah, thank God, okay.

Ah, that's a stereotype. Yeah.

Ah, welcome, welcome. Come in, come in.

Ah, yes, their spirits watch over us. The men, that is.

Ah! Ow.

Ah.

Ah. Yeah. It enhances my performance

All bets are off, okay?

All Kelly men must be thrown from a cliff into the sea.

All of those things are made up, including Shelley.

All of us crammed in one wool infested room...

All of us, please.

All right, all right, goodbye!

All right, all right, we got to think about this. All right,

All right, be cool. Just play it cool, man.

All right, come on, let's go. Keep it clean.

All right, Dee, remember yesterday when you were waving

All right, fine. We'll slide the man up the hill, just this part.

All right, fine. What about Harrisburg? Williamsport?

All right, Frank, if that's how you feel,

All right, guys, listen.

All right, here we go...

All right, here's what we're gonna do.

All right, I don't think you understand.

All right, I'm sorry, let me... try to make sense of this.

All right, let me explain what happened here, all right?

All right, let's get a quick break.

All right, let's go find out.

All right, listen, listen, guys. Yes, fine.

All right, look, we brought you this. We made it ourselves,

All right, look, you're officially fired.

All right, now, you kids have a lot of fun, all right?

All right, one spritzer for Mac, please, Frank.

All right, so you invite them to a classy dinner.

All right, th this is just gonna be much better,

All right, um,

All right, well, don't yell at her... she's unconscious.

All right, well, look on the bright side, Mac.

All right, well, Mom got around.

All right, you got me. Okay?

All right, you know what, guy? Here's what I'm feeling.

All right, you're Irish, Mac.

All right? If a man wants to stand, he doesn't go,

All right? Look, it's a Kelly family burial tradition.

All right? That that that monkey may have been a pervert,

All right? You know what? I'm out of here.

All right.

All right.

All right. This is why Irish people hate Americans.

All right. This is why Irish people hate Americans.

All states have more than one city.

All the best villains in the Bible were acts of God.

All the way up under her nose.

All these family tree books...

All these things we're talking about,

All those cities are in Pennsylvania?

All those previous loans, uh, we would like to talk to you

All... all what sheep?

Also done multiple insensitive characters in the past,

Also got very sexual.

Also, I need another bucket. I'm out of paint here.

Although we were running out of material.

Altoona? You know...

Always accusing me of having affairs.

Always puts things right with the men in his life.

Always with you.

Am I Dutch?!

Am I Irish?

Am I now? Oh, gosh. Well,

Am I sinking?

Am I to believe that you're a natural redhead

An all new season.

An exploration, not of what is gained by learning,

An extra.

An international country teen pop sensation.

And a lot more available time.

And all all I had to do was...

And also, dude, I'm gonna say this as your friend

And and and I don't want to describe what I saw.

And and I don't want to be around it,

And and I would actually argue that

And and rats love cheese,

And and then we can carry it up, no problem!

And and you never put me past you to the director.

And are these legitimate votes, are these not legitimate votes?

And are you gonna try and tell me that was just all for nothing?

And beheading people... well, that that was just

And being your typical vanilla white guy are slim to none.

And believe me, it was messy.

And bragging about that acting gig that you got?

And bring in whichever man we want.

And by the way, that's a celebrity listing.

And charge it to our individual rooms.

And Daddy's got a very important meeting to go to.

And for the special guest,

And for what it's worth,

And forget what your identity has to do with it.

And get into our own slippery state?

And guess what. I leave tomorrow morning

And hand complete creative control

And have serious daddy issues, so that helps.

And he couldn't really breathe, and then they tried to get him

And he made us look like assholes.

And he needs it for an important meeting, so...

And he saved himself but no women,

And he's Irish, that's why his name is Shelley.

And his roommate/surrogate adult son,

And his son William, also the plague.

And I bet you could get me out.

And I can have you canceled for even suggesting otherwise.

And I don't want to hurt their self esteem,

And I have one chance tonight to have a good time in Ireland,

And I I I feel awful about it now.

And I I I have a date tonight

And I live in this neighborhood, and I am sure that you do not.

And I must admit, I'm happy for myself, too.

And I needed you!

And I say that Sly takes us to the playoffs.

And I think I deserve praise for that, do I not?

And I think it's a great idea.

And I think it's obvious what that right thing is.

And I think that's what you're saying.

And I went in the back to do some light reading.

And I will never, never

And I will tell them you attacked me.

And I won't do that.

And I'd like to shoot before she gets back.

And I'd love a cup of coffee... Two creams, please?

And I'm gonna work in my dad's shop with him,

And I'm probably gonna marry Scott Wolf.

And I'm sorry, there will be no return on investments,

And I'm starting to think that my dad's a bad man.

And I've always wondered, like, is that a genetic thing?

And I've been in character all day.

And if if an Italian wants to eat a sandwich,

And if it's a guy, I got a football ready for him.

And if you don't leave right now, I will call the police,

And if you don't like it, you can suck

And if you're not talking, you're not getting paid.

And immediately did something about it.

And impresses my colleague,

And instead of looking for pieces of ass,

And intensity are are good, you know?

And it fully takes advantage of the castle.

And it goes inside your body?

And it makes me sick to my stomach,

And it really wasn't that funny, so...

And it's the foundation of your structural essence.

And just sucking in diesel fumes.

And just, like, saving the quarters and shit,

And Mac's a terrible drug dealer,

And made me Dutch to smite me for the urges that He gave me

And maybe this is, like, your half brother.

And Michael Kelly.

And misdeeds

And more interested in what makes you tick.

And my mouth is made for American words naturally...

And no matter how strong those urges get,

And not all of the bros have been spritzed.

And now he's got to deal with COVID on top of everything else?

And now I'm Dutch.

And now it's all starting to make sense, right?

And our mutual disdain for insider Beltway politics.

And Pepper Jack's pullout game is strong.

And perhaps the most important thing, is payment.

And possibly fucked our mouths.

And ring the goddamn bell, you bitch!

And Shelley! Shelley's here, which is pretty cool.

And shut the hell up about it.

And somewhat dull,

And still you have the nerve to ask for more money?

And stink up the whole castle.

And taking a bunch of pauses. I don't know what's going on.

And talent of one of the best actors of our generation.

And thank you all so much for joining my acting class.

And that all the people who showed up

And that is that all the people of color that we know

And that it was gonna be the only thing you talked about,

And that was the moment I knew it was coming to an end.

And that's it. End of transaction.

And that's the end of it.

And that's the scene.

And that's what I want, that's what I'm going for.

And that's when I noticed it.

And that's why I've always been the talker.

And the paranoia. That was the worst.

And the place

And the the guy with the whip and the hat, he was cool.

And the... and the bleach, and the...

And then gave you just enough sleeping pills

And then I I made my way over to Moorpark.

And then I redeleted the black square.

And then I tackied all the way over to Laurel Canyon. Ticky.

And then I took that down to "Ta ca ha" Cucamonga.

And then swallow it.

And then we'll have sandwiches...

And then we'll put that destination

And then we'll talk later.

And then you lure him over

And then, that'll that'll lighten the load?

And then, them doing it?

And then, uh, get the cracker,

And then, um, maybe I'll introduce myself, too?

And then, we can get what we want.

And there's too many of 'em.

And they never judge their customers.

And they will be strong,

And this little lass over there

And this poor bastard was in the eye of the shitstorm.

And throw him in the water?

And to top it off, my guy didn't win the election.

And to unleash it

And wake up here in Dublin fully rested.

And we are very interested in modern amenities, please.

And we carry it in pieces, right? Or or melt it somehow.

And we carry our country with us wherever we go!

And we dump out whatever liquid is probably in that body bag,

And we got to find, like, diverse voices that don't...

And we have a role that...

And we have to do the right thing.

And we'll never, ever leave each other alone

And what I think used to be a moat.

And what the business has been up to for the past year.

And what things were happening.

And what votes aren't gonna be counted.

And what's with all the directions?

And who could blame them?

And why is your head still on? Did they reattach it?

And yet there's no odor?

And you can't have that around here.

And you couldn't take his coat if you tried, dude,

And you get it up the goddamn hill by yourself, 'cause I'm out.

And you got to look phat if you're selling weed.

And you guys want to go to the second best city

And you know how these things go.

And you think you know more about Ireland than me?

And you were hallucinating.

And you'll be working at a roller rink.

And you're distracting me.

And you're going to make it.

And you're not even repping Philly, dude.

And you're so funny.

And, based on what I saw, and this conversation,

And, for Christ's sake, ignore the script, okay?

And, like, I kind of can't find the Luther McDonalds anywhere.

And, of course, you know, if you do slip up,

And, uh, everybody

And, uh, I set up a cot for you there.

And, uh, what were you exporting?

And... we can drink more monkey beer.

ANNA: Yes, Daddy! (MOANING)

ANNOUNCER: Let's give it up for the Sweet Dee Skaters.

Any group of people as villains these days

Any questions?

Anyway, it was obvious that the integrity

Anyway, we made the stupid masks,

Apparently it's been in my family for generations.

Ar Are you jotting any of this down?

Are going to be reading for this role.

Are people of the bridges and the streets, okay?

Are talking about what you identify as

Are the meatballs turds?

Are you gonna brush your teeth in a stream or something?

Are you gonna get rid of the tattoo?

Are you kidding me? Like, you don't want to know...

Are you motherfuckers kidding me?

Are you okay, hon?

Are you seeing that? What is that?

Are you sick of being jerked around by the fat cats

Are you still talking to the castle?!

Are you stuck in there?

Are you twisting my words?

Are you... Are you saying you want Sly Stallone

As a matter of fact, don't want to brag,

As a roller rink, but, uh...

As am I, apparently.

As an out of work bouncer, I was looking to pursue

As choking out a jabroni and leaving him out in the street.

As much as we possibly can to protect people.

As terrible hags and banshees

As the child abandoning monster that he really is.

As they were violent sexual crimes.

As they're presumed to be witches.

As well as providing people with an opportunity

Asking someone to do something?

Assaulted us,

ASSISTANT DIRECTOR: Can we get cracking here, people, come on!

At 6:30 a.m. on a first class flight

At least now he understands why we called the business

At some point, you know what I mean?

At the Capitol riots?

At the castle, and you weren't there,

At the end of next year, so, like,

At the place where we were gonna meet the customer.

At this address...

At whatever volume we identify with!

Attention, everyone.

Aw, man!

Aw, man. Thanks, you guys.

Aw, Sweet Dee. So pure of heart. You know?

Aw, that's gonna be a whole thing.

Baltimore?

Bam. Check that one out.

Based on my hangover, I think

Bat!

Be like lighting a match. That works.

Beats me.

Became a loon himself.

Because Dee was, well, she was terrible.

Because Dennis was smelling somebody's hair.

Because Hollywood has a very clear moral code

Because I don't want to see your genitalia.

Because I have been listening to you for long enough.

Because I really do want to come up

Because I'm a gay man and you're

Because I'm an Italian."

Because of insensitivity.

Because that is the American way!

Because they're addicted to the drugs.

Because varmints definitely played, like, a key role in it.

Because we love her! And when you love someone,

Because we would get kicked out of the Church.

Because you better goddamn believe they're ignoring you.

Because you did blackface in the sequel.

Because you're not Forrest Gump!

Because, well, we're both essential workers at the bar.

Become much more charming now that I've

Been ruined by tiny cars, castle beds and...

Beers were so delicious.

Before Brian Security gets here.

Before the asshole. (CHUCKLES)

Body slam!

Boom! Blammo!

Brace yourselves.

Breathe in the arousing aromas

Breathe your stewy breath in her face?

Briana, no more gum.

Bringing a woman of color to spice things up.

Bros before hoes, guys.

Bros before hoes.

Bros before hoes. Come on.

Brother Thomas, I'd like you to meet someone.

Bullshit.

Business.

But assess the situation.

But Charlie is right, though. Like, we have to have

But don't you worry.

But either way, look, the point is,

But he was also a genius, which is often the case in Hollywood.

But he was really into the manatees.

But I can't imagine my life any other way. [CHUCKLES]

But I feel like the stew... No, see?

But I might have to get a couple soda pops in first,

But I took that all the way down to Moorpark.

But I want you to know I'm always,

But I'm even more sorry that we left you behind!

But I'm me now, so you can tell me how good I was.

But I'm sure, by the end of the evening,

But I've been in character all week.

But if we can incorporate

But if you think about it, you know, in a way,

But it was in the fine print. Have a wonderful afternoon.

But it's got to be under a towel or a blanket

But it's the right thing to do,

But no eye contact

But not because I don't think it's awesome.

But now that I'm gay first, and that's my identity,

But of what is lost

But only for the snorkeling!

But perhaps we could talk at a more appropriate time.

But she died.

But Shelley's really opened my eyes to a whole new world.

But somehow it's been even worse! You're talking

But that said, I mean, you know, it's got potential.

But that's between him and me.

But the address you gave me was wrong,

But the most important thing

But the next challenge was marketing them.

But then I decided, you know what?

But then you put a a turd in your mouth. I mean, my God.

But then, we'll go back to carrying him!

But there are other solutions to this problem, okay?

But there's a bunch of kids down there.

But to each his own.

But we do it with each other.

But we were, too. I mean, people have been dragging

But we're also here for our vacation.

But when you get back to Philly,

But when you surround yourself with people

But yes.

But you are not in America!

But you can speak and read an entirely different language?

But you're the only one who didn't get vaccinated.

But your heart's in the right place.

But, either way, could you p... just give me a big tug,

But, no, I'm just saying, like...

But, see, my angle is, mine are funny.

But, uh, I'd like to join you.

But, uh, our path,

But, um, a peculiar scent

But, um, he won't really mind us saying that because he's dead.

But, you know, her vulgar language was rubbing off on me,

But, you know, it's authentic and,

But...

By saying that I think what we should do

By staying ignorant.

Can be seen and enjoyed by audiences

Can can can we just talk about the elephant in the room?

Can can he walk? Does he drool, or...

Can I admit something?

Can we at least make sure she's competent?

Can we be a little bit more sophisticated than that?

Can we just keep this light, you know?

Can we please not make dropping my dad a thing? Right?

Can you please at least do the dishes?

Can you, can you just stop talking

Candy, get the butter!

Capitalize on our many various interests.

Cash or card?

Chain saw, avocado, marlin. What'd I just say? You.

Charlie picked Shelley.

Charlie realizes I'm still useful, uh, you know,

Charlie, can you tighten the axle nuts on these?

Charlie, I'm just glad that you're sitting here now.

Charlie, order me a wine spritzer, please.

Charlie, you hungry? You want a snack?

Charlie, you're full of scratches.

CHARLIE: All right, try to get it

CHARLIE: All right, you know what, Frank, give her some stew.

CHARLIE: And let it waft up in.

CHARLIE: Get the stew right up

CHARLIE: It's not soup, it's stew, okay, and you...

CHARLIE: No, no, no, no.

CHARLIE: So we were stressed out.

CHARLIE: We bubbled together during the pandemic

CHARLIE: What if we let off some fireworks in here, huh?

CHARLIE: Wow.

CHARLIE: Yeah, uh huh, and these guys were out of state, right,

CHARLIE: Yeah, uh...

CHARLIE: Yeah, well, you see,

CHARLIE: Yeah, yeah, but it's not really confusing, you know,

Charlie!

Charlie?

Charlie's got a new dad.

Charlie's got to see him lose his cool,

Cheadle... Uh, Donovan McNabb...

Check this out, did you guys know that, uh,

Checks,

Chew it up.

Chinese motor oil.

Coins, cash,

Come here, come here. Listen, if I may be so bold,

Come on, let's get this stuff out of here.

Come on, let's go in before the pill kicks in.

Come on, man! Look, I'm just trying to get him

Come on, man! No, I I I've been coming here for years,

Come on, man! Okay, okay, okay, it's fine!

Coming through, coming through.

Coming.

Comparable to my thing?

Competent?

Continue.

Cool, so your dad grew up in a McDonald's or...?

Cool? Charlie, in 20 years,

Cool.

Cool. How's a windmill gonna help us?

Could be entitled to a lot of money.

Could go toe to toe with Ivan Drago for 15 rounds?

Could it be maybe the banshee curse? Does it have

Could've been another rib situation.

Cover up the passageway.

Covered in filth

Covering up blunt force trauma, so...

COVID?! But so so the poor guy's dying from a banshee curse,

CROWD (CHANTING): Stop the count! Stop the count!

Cut the shit. Get me out of here.

Dad's name is Luther Vandross?

Damn it, guys. I really wanted this to work.

Damn straight it is, Charlie.

Dangerous for Americans like you.

DEE [DISTANT]: Help!

Dee has never made a beer that tastes like that.

Dee Reynolds Acting School is officially closed.

Dee, can you please be grateful about this experience?

Dee, don't get mad at me, okay?

Dee, I can't breathe. I need to go to the hospital.

Dee, I haven't even begun to do half the things

Dee, just go to bed!

Dee, we're taking time

Dee, you bitch. I don't have COVID.

DEE: It took us three hours, but we finally arrived

DEE: Oh, you're gonna want to F this so bad!

DEE: The pelts that Charlie's referring to,

DEE: The world needed masks, and once our loan came in,

DEE: Uh, they all seemed pretty amped up.

DEE: You know, I'm just so glad you're feeling better,

Dee's nuts.

Dennis got me all worked up about my neck.

Dennis, I really am.

DENNIS: All right, well, now that we all know that we see eye to eye,

DENNIS: Anyway, the point is,

DENNIS: Are you kidding me? I love Joni Mitchell.

DENNIS: But my rational thinking and my desire

DENNIS: Come on, Dee.

DENNIS: Didn't put any goddamn meatballs in that soup.

DENNIS: Fireworks in the bar?

DENNIS: Guys, hey, guys, guys.

DENNIS: I mean, you know,

DENNIS: I was learning.

DENNIS: It has to be tonight?

DENNIS: It's not gonna wake her up; I mean,

DENNIS: Oh, also they're riddled with insecurity

DENNIS: Oh, she's starting to wake up.

DENNIS: Oh, yeah.

DENNIS: Okay, listen, Frank,

DENNIS: Simply regurgitating back to them

DENNIS: Soup or stew, you shouldn't feed it

DENNIS: Suffice to say, our arguing

DENNIS: The young generation

DENNIS: Um, so, hey, listen, um,

DENNIS: Well, gentlemen, this driving experience has

DENNIS: What the hell is this, Frank?

DENNIS: Yeah, Dee, look, you got to embrace this.

DENNIS: Yeah.

DENNIS: You know, as we all know, guys,

Dennis!

Dennis? [SPUTTERS] Dane?

Dennis? What are you doing?

Diana? Denise?

Did not help the situation.

Did redistribute down into my, my eye area.

Did say something like this could happen.

Did you feel how he went from, like, a hot stud

Did you give him COVID, Dennis?

Did you use the murder hole?

Did you want me to rent a big obnoxious American truck

Didn't even look at the magazines.

Died from a banshee curse, you know this.

Digging that face paint. Very festive.

Discover that a team of primates could do our jobs for us, but...

Disgusted at the looseness of my sister's neck, covered in stew,

Divided it into five coach tickets.

Do it, bitch!

Do not be here when I get back.

Do not even care 'cause guess what, dick nips.

Do not have sex with my brother, Mac.

Do the woke thing,

Do you have a shamrock tattoo somewhere on your body? No.

Do you have any information on Dad or our heritage?

Do you have your giant windmill in your bag?

Do you know a fella in this town,

Do you mind if I go sample some of your jellies?

Do you mind if I go sample some of your jellies?

Do you think you might have COVID, dude?

Do you two know each other?

Do you want to collide with an oncoming car?!

Doesn't doesn't quite have the same pageantry

Don't ask questions.

Don't be shy.

Don't bring your mother into this.

Don't don't point that thing at me.

Don't even think of coming back because we're finished.

Don't forget to leave your cellular telephone on.

Don't let Smokey see you with that.

Don't worry about it, Dee. Come on.

Don't you agree with what I was just saying, though?

Don't you dare get another shamrock tattoo,

Download 'em, put 'em into a manatee.

Dragged from my castle to a dingy hospital

Dude, are you sick?

Dude, I found one right here in this gibberish book.

Dude, I think you need a ventilator.

Dude, Mac, I think you got bit in the neck, man.

Dude, that was so stupid.

Dude, the guy's real, okay? And this is why

Dude, wait a second.

During the presidential election?

Dutch first, then gay, then problem solver.

E Everybody grab a napkin there, okay?

Eat it while it's hot. It's, uh,

Eat up before they get cold.

Eat up. Yeah. [STAMMERS]

Eh, you know what? Don't care.

Eh?

Either way,

Either way, Father, what I have decided is that

Either way, then God made the Ark of the Covenant

Equal just doesn't totally make sense.

Even better. That's where the awards are.

Even the beer here sucks.

Eventually, we're gonna need an actual person

Every Kelly saw a banshee right before he died.

Everybody wants to pave paradise and put up a parking lot.

Everybody's gonna have a beeper. Mark my words.

Everybody's making those masks.

Everyone was confused about where things were happening

Everything you want to know about vampires,

Ew.

Ew.

Ew. Gross.

Exactly what they're saying to each other

Exactly.

Exactly. What we need is a revolution.

Exactly. What we need is a revolution.

Except for the kids, thus the shredding.

Except, instead of for sex,

Excuse my sister, she's, uh, not very good at talking.

F Five, yeah, sure.

Fall in love, get in a relationship

Feel the burn!

Fine. Personally, I don't understand it,

Finger on the pulse, finger on the puss.

Fingers crossed it works.

Fire. [CHUCKLES]

Firework. Almost got you, pal.

Follow me here for a second...

Food, vape pens, pens in general, scissors.

Football players that Canada ever produced.

For a legitimate business.

For a sense of community during the pandemic.

For an open dialogue were a dead giveaway.

For costumes from one group.

For fictitious businesses that have gone bankrupt,

For how this is all gonna go down.

For like minded older men yearning

For loose change. You think that's

For me to have a little real stuff.

For our budding musical interests

For reasons we would find out

For starters...

For the first time in a long time,

For the rest of your life.

For the voting count delays in the presidential election?

For thousands of years, and it's really important to me

For what it's worth, I'm sorry I'm not your real dad.

For you, nobody does "psych" anymore. It's kind of dumb.

Forget this dude. He was a deadbeat, right?

Fortunately, my favorite bookstore never closes,

Frank killed your dad.

Frank, can I please have a white wine spritzer?

Frank, can you please stop?

Frank, do you have a tent in that bag?

Frank, his name is Shelley, okay? You know this.

Frank, I'm worried about you, man.

Frank, we're not inside your head, man.

FRANK: [COUGHS] It was a bad one.

FRANK: Everybody was on the island that weekend.

FRANK: Gary.

FRANK: Here, give me give me stew.

FRANK: I was going hard.

FRANK: I was sick of staying inside.

FRANK: Look, she's not gonna eat it, I'm telling you.

FRANK: Mmm. I know what it is.

FRANK: Then one day, this guy comes in.

FRANK: Ugh. That's a miss.

Frank! What the hell was that?!

Frankenstein in the house.

Free. This is censorship. That's what it is.

From a professional would do the trick.

From a sex island, it's... I'm not gonna explain it

From a... an engineering perspective.

From being tweeted into oblivion.

From being your MILF.

From moment to moment, you know, just a tiny, tiny bit, okay?

From one Hollywood creep to the next,

From the machines and my paycheck

From there, I sort of wiggled down to Tujunga,

From this godforsaken rock,

Funny thing about the spotlight, though,

G Grand, as you say.

G'day. How you going?

Gary, we saw 2020 as a year to, um, well, I don't know,

Gay adult men,

GEOFFREY: But were they?

Get fucked!

Get out of my way, bitch! Leave me alone!

Get out, you bastards!

Get the pelts, you bitch!

Getting drunk and pulling scams.

Gimme him.

Give your daddy a kiss.

Go on, just go on. Be back in an hour.

Go on.

Go spit it out. Gum is the enemy.

Go where?! Purple? That's not a place!

Go, have your fun,

Go. We don't even need you. We were probably gonna throw you

Go. What do you want to know?

Goddamn feminists ruin everything.

Goddamn it, no! You listen to me.

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it! This is exactly what I was worried about.

Goddamn it. [WHIMPERS]

Goddamn it. Frank, you tell them what it is.

Goddamn it. Where's the stupid bell tower?

Goddamn, that's what I want. I want to be able

Goddamn, you guys.

Goddamn! Goddamn! My essence has...

Goddamn. I hate this godforsaken country!

Goes by the name of Shelley Kelly?