A cold, calculated, heartless shell that couldn't be broken by anything but marriage.
A couple of old ladies getting together, chasing men, eating cheesecake.
A father? None of these guys are fit to be fathers. They're animals.
A funny conversation pops up, you wanna remember it.
A good hockey wig could put this thing over the top, man.
A keg exploded in the bar. Blew Dennis's dick off.
A little guy time. Guy time.
A little something about how class works.
A lizard.
A lot lizard would be a, uh
A lot of A lot. I've acted in a lot of things.
A lot of great actors have done blackface.
A man's gotta make a living, and looking the way you do I'm not surprised.
A moment, please.
A monologue!
A monster most foul."
A piece of metal flew off the keg and hit Dennis in the dick.
A plus sign and a chicken.
A teacher is born.
A what day?
Aah! Frank, I gotta go see a chiropractor again.
Absolutely not. Dee, stop dancing.
Absolutely. But we are also looking to entertain guests upon this boat, so
Absolutely. Everyone's talking about technology these days because it's everywhere.
Actually, Frank and Charlie, I want you to start...
Actually, I came clean to my wife, and she kicked me out of the house.
Actually, if you'd like to join our swim club...
Actually, one's not even a dude.
Actually, you know what? I do give a shit about minutes.
After the fight and the kiss...
After the fight, Mac went to the bathroom...
After you broke free...
Ah
Ah, Dee.
Ah, he's dead.
Ah, shit, dude. Oh, shit.
Ah, shit.
Ah, shit. Somebody please tell me Frank's memory is not correct.
Ah, that's perfect. That's perfect.
Ah! Ah!
Ah! Here we go.
Ah! It's playing. It's playing.
Ah. I'll talk to you guys later.
Ah. Is it you?
Ah. Okay.
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh.
Ahh.
Ahh.
Ahoy, ahoy.
Ahoy, ahoy.
All blackface is racist, and that is the point I'm trying to make.
All good things are ending.
All I'm saying is that you started off our domestic partnership...
All of my instincts and my training tell me to use this as a weapon.
All of us.
All of your instincts and your training are wrong.
All right, all right, all right! Fine.
All right, class, feel free to text...
All right, Dennis, let's get this over with.
All right, first of all, he threw the keys at me overhand.
All right, here. Grab the stick.
All right, I'll handle it. Charlie, we have an announcement to make.
All right, kids, settle down.
All right, let's get back to Halloween.
All right, let's go! Answer the question! Come on!
All right, let's jump into the forest and we'll find some food there.
All right, let's turn it up. Whoo!
All right, Mac from South Philly, you're on with Preston and Steve!
All right, Mac, so you're gonna come on the ice and fire out to center. Right?
All right, man. There's gotta be a reason why all those couples want to do it.
All right, Schmitty, please have a seat in the ceremonial seat.
All right, so it's going around.
All right, that's easy enough.
All right, the song.
All right, very exciting stuff.
All right, wait a minute. Here. I do have something for you.
All right, we got a lot of work to do.
All right, well, bump it?
All right, well, that would have been cool if I was standing backwards
All right, well, welcome aboard.
All right, whatever. No problem. No problem.
All right!
All right? Right. Then you just sort of haunch down a little bit.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right, look.
All right. All right. Thanks so much.
All right. Are the kids confined in any way?
All right. Here we go.
All right. I just need both your signatures on here.
All right. I'll tell you what. You know what?
All right. Kind of rude...
All right. Let's do this.
All right. Let's get out of here.
All right. Oh! For the rats, people.
All right. That's it.
All right. TV's going off. Boom!
All right. We're gonna do it.
All right. Well, you know what? You should go relax.
All right. Well, you wanna pop down here and help me chuck this mattress out?
All right. Well, you win this one.
All sorts of conversation would start happening.
All that "hawwoowin lauow"?
All this talk about marriage and Dee being such a whore has got me thinking.
All this talk has really got me thinking about taking a dip.
All you know how to do is talk me into doing shit...
Alligator tooth and snakeskin
Also, I don't want to rush you on this either...
Although don't go snooping around too much.
Although it gets a little confusing halfway through...
Am I Am I right in this?
An empty beer bottle to spit in? Yeah?
And it made me mad because he didn't ask.
And after a while, I just kind of cave in.
And all the stories of all the terrible, awful, awful things...
And also, we buried it and then we opened it 10 years later?
And anybody else who doesn't want to be here today, you can get out now too.
And as long as I get up after a day or two, we all good.
And ask that he be allowed to wear his makeup in school.
And bash you against a telephone pole?
And by far the most vulnerable...
And check out the decor situation.
And Dee followed.
And Dee thought that Dennis was Charlie?
And Dee used to be lovers.
And Dee's pregnant, huh?
And doing shit for other people...
And during this matinee, I saw this young woman. I introduced myself.
And everybody deserves that right.
And everybody likes it, it's pretty much fair game.
And figure out what that kid wants ourselves.
And having class means being able to mix with people that are beneath you.
And he runs with this rough crowd...
And he won't understand a word we're saying...
And he's all tripped up about some issue.
And he's died.
And how is that gay?
And I didn't peg you for one 'cause of the pinky ring, but that's great.
And I give you the satisfaction of doing something nice for somebody.
And I got you something I think you're gonna like.
And I guess I always thought I'd be married by now.
And I hate it! And it's annoying!
And I have caught you alone, you are going to get it.
And I have the perfect guest.
And I heard Charlie cry out for help.
And I just finalized a delicate truce with them.
And I just watched you walk in with it.
And I like it. I take it as a compliment.
And I made a little list of stuff that would really support that theme.
And I met an extremely young lady the other day, and she gave me this hickey.
And I offered her my services, pro bono, of course.
And I returned it and I bought myself this shirt, which isn't hideous.
And I saw that you were about to make a really bad choice...
And I say we take this lady out onto the sea and get loaded.
And I thought it would upset you and get you going, and it did, it worked.
And I want to show 'em how cool I am, so
And I was able to fell the seductive temptress finally.
And I was with the McPoyle brothers over at the jukebox...
And I was, like, "Sure, I'll give that my best shot too. " So we're best friends now.
And I'm a frothin' and a foamin', and I was thinking
And I'm assuming the teeth are fake, yes?
And I'm gonna need you to stop using my name at the gym...
And I'm inclined to agree with him.
And I'm probably gonna use it a lot right now.
And I'm saying, Charlie, you should get over it, move on.
And I'm surprised you even know who the Phantom of the Opera is.
And if you don't get a divorce, you're going to hell.
And if you guys are cool with it, then I'll be perfectly cool with it.
And it looks like it's gonna be you.
And it turns out you don't actually own anything in this apartment.
And it worked like a charm. I had Frank all to myself for a month straight after that.
And it's lifting us up into the middle class, dude.
And Josh Groban is a beautiful singer with the voice of an angel.
And just then the waitress came in.
And just to reiterate, we don't suck on people. We own a bar.
And letting you play Murtaugh in blackface.
And look at this bullet.
And mostly it involves me watching my stories to relax...
And my mind's telling me the following:
And not give yourself any time to fulfill any kind of dreams?
And now he's uncomfortable talking to me.
And now you're a bit of a third wheel...
And now you're bringing it back to the bar?
And now you're calling me gay, telling me I'm tripping...
And now you're destroying one?
And number one, and most importantly, uh, the car.
And once we start recording, Frank, I'm gonna need you to stop eating those crackers.
And our costumes were pretty cool, except for yours.
And rolled it up into a ball, and then she