Parks and Recreation (2009) - Season 6 Edit

A "sorry you lost your dream job" gift?

A banner from all the other discarded banners.

A better breakfast than JJ's Diner?

A branch office of the national park service.

A brand new gaming experience. 8 to 12 players.

A bronzed hamburger.

A budget problem in Eagleton.

A cell phone belt clip?

A cherry tomato.

A corporal, and a ledgerman.

A couple of brewskis

A crazy sex fantasy for me.

A day when I would get through to you

A different strategy for picking a slogan.

A discussion surcharge? That's nuts.

A dry cleaning transactional holding company

A few weeks later, he almost died

A few years ago,

A few years ago, like Pawnee was,

A filibuster?

A four hour fax cover sheet protocol meeting.

A friendly wager with Eagleton.

A full hour.

A girl could ask for.

A glass of Lagavulin whiskey,

A going out of business sale.

A golden anniversary celebration.

A good bye gift from me to you.

A green olive.

A gumball.

A hell of a lot to make this town better,

A horrible man recently gave me some great advice.

A hundred lucky, little buggers from Pawnee.

A Larry voodoo doll?

A little aroused.

A little bit awkward.

A little crowded.

A little dinky at times.

A little financial advice.

A little high in sodium.

A little too good.

A lot of barfing.

A lot of people are gonna get angry,

A lot.

A man without a palate isn't a man.

A marriage license, please and thank you.

A miniature schnauzer.

A minus.

A mogul mogul.

A national park

A never ending roller coaster of emotion.

A new city manager.

A new surprise every day.

A nice candle. I'm screwed.

A noise damage waiver? How can noise damage tents?

A nuclear blast by jumping into a refrigerator.

A Pawnee Eagleton couple that has been married for 50 years

A Perd poll and asked this question:

A personalized Johnny Karate song tomorrow,

A picture of me officiating Leslie and Ben's wedding.

A pleasure to see you again, Mr. Luck.

A plus! Thank you, Principal Russell.

A poster announcing the new Lilith Fair concert.

A presentation for a financial recovery.

A real fixer upper, but look,

A roller skating bash with an early '90s theme.

A scarecrow replica of you and take it to the movies.

A selection of Ms. Meagle's tweets.

A separate dispenser for face wash.

A seven is when I lock you in your office

A shockingly unshocking press conference

A smooth and silky evening to you all.

A soft opening tomorrow?

A steak dinner,

A straightforward deal? Why didn't you tell me?

A tent without flaps is basically a parachute.

A traditional barrister's wig.

A train ticket?

A tweet has been tweeted from the Parks and Rec Twitter,

A vegan is gonna physically attack me?

A very big announcement, about my future.

A very interesting challenge for you,

A very wealthy and elegant looking woman

A way to generate clean, renewable energy.

A weird image.

A while ago, I was offered a job at the national parks service,

Aaahhh!

Aah!

About a dress like that?

About a problem that I have,

About anything forever, okay?

About dry cleaning chemicals.

About eating these.

About her summer employment decisions.

About how stupid and lame people are,

About industrialized beef consumption.

About Jurassic Fork.

About leaving Pawnee

About making all the right choices

About my inappropriate conduct.

About my Pawnee to Ann arbor bullet train idea.

About Sweetums and their great new product.

About that chard guy.

About that.

About the history of Pawnee.

About the job.

About the national parks job, and he mentioned

About the power of the hard earned dollar.

About the unity concert,

About the unity concert, in Pawnee.

About things I disapprove of, and I am using the internet

About this tape cassette that he found

About what annoys us at work.

About what I said, but I do not

About what slogan I want to endorse

About what?

About what's going on today.

About your insane dog choices and get to working.

About your presentation.

About your summer internship,

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Absorb the aggression, Derry.

Absorb the aggression.

Academy.

Accept it.

Accepting that you've peaked is very freeing.

According to her Twitter feed,

According to her, it's the best view.

According to my daughter, you broke her heart.

Actually change for the better.

Actually cleans the air as it drives

Actually there is something.

Actually, all three.

Actually, Ann called while you were in the bathroom.

Actually, Barney,

Actually, how do you even get girls like her

Actually, let me tell you more about the trivia cards,

Actually, no, that's good. We're ready.

Actually, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.

Actually, we don't want the ring.

Actually, we're not even playing the same sport.

Additional support for Pawnee Public Radio

Addressing a group of people in a business meeting.

Affect change at a higher level.

After a failed pas de deux."

After all we've been through the last ten years?

After all,

After an all night strategy session,

After he left for Entertainment Tonight.

After I defeated him in an epic struggle,

After I finish at the baby store.

After party Megan Rickerson's house.

After the merger.

After you gave it to us as a gift, we saw its potential,

Again, fantastic work.

Again, I barely know you or Ann,

Again, I don't see the problem.

Against Councilwoman Knope, and you say you have

Aghh! I can't handle all this fighting.

Ah, all right.

Ah, it was a group effort.

Ah, Mr. Haverford,

Ah, Mr. Haverford, back again, I see.

Ah, thank you. That is such a relief.

Ah, that's super funny,

Ah, the playful banter of a couple on the same team.

Ah, what can I do for you... for?

Ah, yes. Well, yes.

Ah, you are from Chicago, so you like it!

Ah!

Ah! It stung me in the eyeball!

Ah! So cute! Okay.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah...I'm gonna say butt.

Aha! I caught you!

Ahead of schedule!

Ahead of schedule.

Ahem.

Ahh!

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahhhh.

Ain't no party like a Leslie Knope party

Aka my personal dream project...

Aka the greatest future park in the world,

Aka, wine experts

Aka...

Al right. Uh, Leslie's put together

All depends on whether your conception of time

All he has is fear mongering.

All his NBA championship trophies.

All I have on my side is facts and science,

All I want is the promise of democracy.

All I wanted was two hours

All I'm asking is for you to keep him away from me.

All my #trueblood fans know what's up."

All my life I've avoided Europe

All of it has just been preparation for this.

All of Pawnee's apples have been recalled

All of the choices

All of the overflow work personally.

All of these are doable for you.

All of this could have been avoided

All of this, whatever it means.

All of you! Look, this is my only option.

All Pawnee people, sit at your desks.

All pending matters are tabled.

All right, all right. All right.

All right, Allison, you are in charge

All right, Donna.

All right, everybody, it is now 5:00 P.M.,

All right, I can't keep this facade up any longer.

All right, I got my park.

All right, I'll break you off some of that Ja Rule.

All right, just let me do the talking here, okay?

All right, Knope. What can I say?

All right, let's begin.

All right, let's burn this candle.

All right, let's go over our set list.

All right, let's hunker down. It's gonna be a long night.

All right, man, you asked for it.

All right, not a 2 Chainz crowd.

All right, so we got a four way going with my ex,

All right, so you have

All right, so, in conclusion...

All right, thanks, guys. Remember...

All right, well, maybe I should just let mom

All right, well, uh, motion to end this session early

All right, you know what, Eagleton, enough!

All right, you two,

All right, you're gonna be my lookout for a second.

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Game on.

All right. How much money did we win?

All right. I'll get to work right away.

All right. Larry, can you get in here?

All right. On to the next complaint.

All right. Show me what you got.

All roads and bridges

All that crap you like.

All these strangers' insurance information.

All this lying about me stops now!

All those in favor.

All those math camps I said I went to?

All those trophies that you'd won...

All we did was punch "jewelry store"

All we need is a complicated laser

All we need to do is go to Indianapolis,

All you horse dancing people, sit in your saddles if you will.

All you need to do is add the question mark

All you need to do is guide it into place.

All you're trying to do is disenfranchise

All: * bye bye, Li'l Sebastian *

All: * bye bye, Li'l Sebastian *

All: * bye bye, Li'l Sebastian *

All: # feet are very quiet #

All: Eagleton! Eagleton!

All: Eagleton! Eagleton!

All: Four, three, two, one!

All: Yeah!

Allison and I already had a good talk

Allison Gliffert!

Allison would become April,

Allison, we wanted to apologize

Allison's father owns the hardware store

Allons y. Allons y.

Allow me to introduce Terrence Montreaux.

Almost 4,000

Almost as hot as the flames

Alone this year.

Along with my family, my conversations,

Already done.

Already done.

Already loaded in your car.

Also [Gruff voice] I'm the zodiac killer.

Also I have eczema.

Also I want to get her a present to cheer her up

Also, can you bring back Power Rangers?

Also, I just read Brooke Shields' book

Also, I think we should paint our deck, so I have some color samples for you.

Also, I think we should paint our deck, so I have some color samples for you.

Also, I'm proud of you.

Also, I'm your boss.

Also, if Chris puts that much effort

Also, if I leave you alone, I'm pretty sure you'll die

Also, if something should happen to Diane and me,

Also, if you don't know already,

Also, more importantly, it's in the rules. No sitting.

Also, no one's making me say this.

Also, the inside of my mouth is black and hot.

Also, this cool jacket.

Although I know it's mostly for Ann.

Although I might have left some salt packets in my desk.

Although there is a tiny part of me that always thought

Although, when I was in college

Although, yes, she is pregnant,

Although, you know,

Alu min ium.

Always helps to end on the call to action.

Always like the same stuff when we first became friends.

Always next year.

Am I am I Lenny now?

Am I right?

Am I?

Amazing!

Amen.

An efficient use of the free market.

An Elmer Fudd one is on!

An enchanted carriage?

An environmental impact study, and Ron,

An exciting new wave Italian eatery

An ice cold frozen marg.

An oak bar, live music,

An offer from Monsieur Montreaux.

An official beginning to our new town.

An official loyalty pledge to our new town?

An old fashioned, old world Italian restaurant.

An old man's fingernail in my pocket,

An old world wine, Italian.

An open window?

An organic baby blanket.

An unfolding charge?

And oh, the Bridget Jones bus tour starts at 2:30 also.

And "You deserve it."

And "You won't bay leaf how nice olive our vendors are."

And 10,000 question mark stickers.

And 15 minutes for you to take a wet nap shower in the car.

And 35% said

And 5% of your client's business.

And a brief rash of arson.

And a calendar featuring

And a little birdie told me it's already in the bag.

And a mocha ice blended for Donna.

And a nonfat frozen yogurt bar.

And a picture of Patrick Ewing

And a rather large scale brawl at the dump.

And a show that is literally

And a sign that says "No trespassing."

And a slogan can make a big difference with tourism

And a slogan is a series of words that have a meaning.

And a special thank you to the city council

And a steak dinner, end of discussion.

And a tie and khakis

And a vegan Afghan restaurant and

And Ace Tentura Tent Detective.

And added your name to the list of founders of Pawnee.

And agree to this exchange of services.

And all of the rest of the volunteer work assignments

And all the cool places you're stuntin' in?

And almost every town in America uses it.

And also a special nipple pimple ointment

And also two waters, please.

And also, Dexhart fights dirty.

And also, girls' names are so cute.

And America's the land of second chances,

And an inspirational one.

And an irregular skirt from DKNY.

And Andy Dwyer!

And answer a couple of questions I've compiled.

And Anthony Weiner.

And apologize to every victim in person.

And apparently there may be some sort of

And artists are crooks.

And as long as we're starting out fresh,

And as soon as I got there, I just had a gut feeling

And ask for April Karate.

And ask my butler to help me out.

And at the end he said, "I am going to kiss you now

And at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

And attacked the website.

And awesome. We live together...

And basically turned into the joker.

And be impossible to find.

And be ready just in time for the concert crowd.

And because I must keep talking, I'm gonna think out loud.

And because I'm carrying triplets

And because you created Tom's position

And before you get on my case about those stickers,

And began eating eggs

And Ben always believes me.

And Ben has not called me back yet.

And Ben is city manager,

And Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.

And bring some ice cubes.

And British people love me.

And Buffalo Wings Eating Contest."

And burn them in the pizza oven.

And by the way, April thanked you.

And by the way, you should know,

And can we still be on the phone

And celebratory, and merger y.

And check this out.

And Chicago seems like there's a lot of stuff to do and people,

And Chris is dead, you'll run into me somewhere.

And Chris is missing life in a bigger city.

And cold compresses and greasy foods.

And completely free of government work.

And continue to get work done.

And contractions can sometimes go for days.

And convince them to do it in Pawnee.

And councilman Jeremy Jamm

And Crazy Craig used to run all their shelters,

And cry in the mirror!

And dance with a reindeer.

And dancing like nobody's watching,

And despite what my pocket square says,

And diarrhea'd so much, they ended up in the hospital.

And do not under any circumstances

And do nothing while they make

And do something memorable, dummy!

And does not deserve to be tortured.

And don't beat yourself up.

And dork asaurus over here is gonna handle the boring stuff.

And empathetic person.

And enjoy this view for as long as I possibly can.

And Eric, the racist drug dealer who I've yet to meet.

And even against the wall, nothing will do it.

And every Oscar red carpet coverage

And every single viewing of Tootsie?

And everyone else sucks.

And everyone thought you were awesome,

And everyone's gonna be in awe of how amazing you are,

And everything you said about Sweetums was right on.

And exactly 4 of 'em were once rented by Miss Rene Russo.

And farmers market after dark

And file bankruptcy.

And filling air ships.

And finally,

And find lipstick on a wine glass

And focus on the good times, okay?

And for a fifth reason that I can't figure out.

And for all you freaky vegans out there...

And for making prom happen in the first place.

And for me, it's a win win either way.

And for once, I wanted to keep my word.

And for the last time this was not a prank.

And for you, madam, would you consider this rose?

And found my crib tree.

And frankly, I don't care who knows that I said that,

And frankly, I don't like the idea

And frankly, we all thought we were gonna die.

And Gandhi, and Team Aniston.

And geography will never change your feelings.

And get 'em to the restaurant tonight.

And get a refund, please.

And get on a regular schedule.

And get on a regular schedule.

And getting drunk at work.

And go, "Bong! Bong! Bo "

And got the little dimple on my tie just right,

And greatest people to ever walk the planet earth.

And had me declared legally dead

And happy Galentine's day.

And has sex with her hot old English teacher

And have begun working it into a crib

And having it all fall apart

And he has a fake I.D.,

And he is here to do some "Good Will Hunting."

And he just pooped in your briefcase.

And he just wants to help me,

And he knows me better than anyone.

And he seems to be smart and patient.

And he throws a basketball at her head.

And he wears this hat.

And he's definitely not dying.

And he's gonna be watching you like a hawk.

And he's learned a lot from you.

And he's offering Allison a paying job.

And he's trying to rob me of their votes?

And he's willing to attack my friends in the process?

And her 19 year old Korean husband?

And her new favorite artisan,

And her outgoing message is just her sobbing and burping and crazy laughing.

And here is a personal note

And here we go.

And here's a fourth. I'm so sorry, no.

And heroic in the future.

And hiding mops so the janitor would think he was going insane.

And his magical guitar stick!

And his voicemail is full.

And hit them like a bolt of lightning.

And honestly I'm never gonna be passionate

And hope she feels the same way about me,

And how long did it take to plan

And I admire many things about you,

And I already have my own department.

And I am confident that it is literally

And I am going to do my best to continue your legacy.

And I am here to ask you to reconsider.

And I am here to mediate.

And I am looking a cold, hard facts.

And I am not singing Beauty School Dropout.

And I am speaking

And I am very supported and loved.

And I believe that half of that statement

And I came in here with the cookies,

And I can't have wine either.

And I can't promise that I won't complain about it.

And I can't take them home because Chris is

And I care about him, and this is the greatest day ever,

And I didn't really like it.

And I do not appreciate

And I do not have time to talk about this!

And I don't even have anything to pitch him.

And I don't have

And I don't like thinking about that.

And I don't mean to be insensitive

And I don't want to work for them anymore.

And I feel even worse about that!

And I feel like I can really make a difference.

And I finally figured it out.

And I found a worm in it.

And I found a yo yo.

And I gained a lot of sympathy weight.

And I get another chance to prove that there's something truly special about Pawnee.

And I got Erica Swarvane to come,

And I got the same ones too.

And I had been thinking about going someplace warm

And I had your poster on my wall when I was a kid.

And I hate it!

And I hate punch.

And I have a new job lined up at the University of Michigan.

And I have a whole family in Michigan.

And I have accepted it, and we are gonna have Galentine's day.

And I have to quit. Again.

And I have to say I can't think of one single reason

And I have to say that the way

And I honestly don't know whether they're good or bad.

And I intend to spend every second I have left

And I invited them to come here on Friday.

And I just didn't want to show that I blew it again.

And I just had the best Italian meal

And I just realized I'm not holding my microphone.

And I just want to eat rows and rows of junk food pellets,

And I just wanted to say

And I just wanted to say that your dress is so cute

And I just wanted...

And I just...fail?

And I know Donna and April don't show it,

And I know you guys are talking about moving.

And I know your spirit dog.

And I like it. There's more room in my life for... fun.

And I love her more than anything in the world.

And I love it, but they hate me.

And I love my town, but you know how they repay me?

And I love you!

And I love you.

And I love you.

And I love you.

And I made a backup plan for the vendor chart

And I need you to calm them with the power of song.

And I nominated you for this big award.

And I noticed this memo.

And I play a few songs, which I always wanted to do,

And I really need to get over there.

And I said, "you don't need a towel. You need a washcloth."

And I saw something very interesting.

And I say, you're in. You're gonna play right after

And I spent four years making fun of everyone

And I still is there a little crunch in there?

And I swooped in and slashed their budgets to ribbons.

And I talked last. Good day.

And I think all of our heads can be

And I think it's got you spinning a little bit

And I think Leslie Knope did an amazing job.

And I think that people do what you ask

And I think that you're the perfect person to run it.

And I think this is really important,

And I think this prom will be a good distraction.

And I think we should do Sex in Space.

And I think we still have traction with those two.

And I think you're pretty good looking.

And I tip my cap to you for profiting off their ignoe.

And I told him that's finger painting for adults

And I told them that the soft opening went great,

And I took the job.

And I voted for you a thousand times

And I wanna do the same.

And I want a huge trash bag filled with mashed potatoes.

And I want to do it now.

And I want you to apologize to my best friend Donna!

And I want you to consider it, okay?

And I wanted to know why you nailed this letter to my door.

And I was gonna pretend to be a hero.

And I was gonna say this code word.

And I was hoping that your marriage could show people

And I was just saying to Ron that my dog's *******.

And I was like, "Jaden, be serious.

And I was like, "Shut up. Where do I get that?"

And I was thinking about taking it.

And I will assist you in any way that I can.

And I will bow out immediately.

And I will cherish the memories forever.

And I will come meet up with you

And I will defeat you.

And I will defeat you.

And I will fix it personally, and let me tell you,

And I will pour you a glass of flaxseed milk

And I will prove it.

And I will spend the day getting to know London's history.

And I will sue you. Let's not end it like that.

And I will use the money

And I wish I could say it was the first time, but

And I won't know until I finish what I've started.

And I work at a muffler store next to the stadium.

And I would be standing on the shore like,

And I would just like an empty glass.

And I would know because I'm keeping score.

And I would love to be able to pass that on.

And I, for one, am sick of it.

And I'd hate to see you go through another tough fight.

And I'd like you to consider it

And I'll be home two hours earlier

And I'll be paying in cash.

And I'll give it to you,

And I'll tell the bouncer/my bodyguard,

And I'm a vegan, of course.

And I'm afraid it is quite sexually graphic.

And I'm allergic to turkey neck.

And I'm better at French horn too, Eric.

And I'm carrying it all in my shoulders.

And I'm dying!

And I'm going to do that

And I'm gonna keep her here,

And I'm gonna teach people the meaning of loyalty

And I'm gonna tell you the exact same thing

And I'm gonna turn my job over to Evelyn.

And I'm just a little disappointed

And I'm just government junior.

And I'm just so proud to live here.

And I'm making sure I get every detail right.

And I'm not an emperor.

And I'm not leaving until we hash this out.

And I'm so gassy.

And I'm sorry for writing those things.

And I'm sorry I bailed on work.

And I'm sorry I toyed with you instead of coming at you straight.

And I'm sorry that I blew up at you yesterday.

And I'm sorry, but we can't make that happen.

And I'm starving, but the sun is rising

And I'm the baby daddy!

And I'm vining you vine your selfie.

And I'm your Eagletonian host, August Clementine.

And I've been cooking up something pretty big.

And I've been to Dallas.

And I've gone through the five stages of grief:

And I've heard hundreds of charity pitches,

And I've met Guy Fieri, Ann.

And I've seen very little of it.

And I've talked to some people,

And if either of you guys need anything at all today,

And if I do win,

And if I know anything about Rwanda, and I don't,

And if I throw up on you after I say it,

And if it's a five or below, I say nothing.

And if one comes close, make yourself really large

And if Pawnee is gonna commit to one of you,

And if Ron tries to stop me,

And if she casually mentioned 3 years ago

And if the economy holds up, you can start construction then.

And if this is the evening

And if you are a grandpa, you're dead.

And if you believe it, then so are you.

And if you don't agree with us, it's nine against one,

And if you spend more than $5 on wine,

And if you try to fight back, I will sue you.

And if you walk out that door,

And if you want to egg Larry's house, come find me.

And if you're off the grid,

And imagine it coming out of your faucets at home.

And impaled himself on his own giant scissors.

And in response to that appeal, I respond: Okay.

And in six months, this place will be bigger than McDonald's.

And in the binders that she's provided,

And instead of dots, I want 'em to be cinnamon buns.

And instead, just walk up to the mic

And invest my scrilla in the best idea I hear.

And is also blond and named Leslie

And is scared and confused about his big London job.

And it could be a strange place, but overall it's a warm,

And it drives the slugs away. Isn't that great?

And it got a little out of hand.

And it is something that I have as a journalist with integrity.

And it turns out he has got a lot of code violations.

And it turns out there are some more things

And it was a pain in the ass, and my legs are tired,

And it was gonna be beautiful.

And it was right when it told me

And it was the best prom ever.

And it won't happen again.

And it'd be perfect for Bloosh.

And it's a great opportunity, but it means that I'll have to move...

And it's a great place to raise a family.

And it's about my journey to find happiness

And it's August N'gutu Liebowitz Clementine.

And it's gonna be great.

And it's good for promoting a healthy lifestyle,

And it's got everything on this wish list you gave me.

And it's government owned

And it's incurable!

And it's just a test, but have some decency

And it's just carob cookies and berries.

And it's not like you and I always see eye to eye.

And it's not that long a trip.

And it's perfectly healthy for you.

And it's the best.

And it's where I'd bury the bodies

And its multitudes of terribleness.

And jacked that shizz up.

And Jamm is introducing a secession bill

And Jamm keeps trying to figure out ways to screw me over.

And just a hint of a robot's bathwater.

And just get away from everyone else

And just the fact that you feel bad about your bag of nothing

And keep negotiating while we have fun.

And knowing that you'll never climb any higher.

And Kyle parked his car in my spot again.

And Larry went to get pizzas for everyone.

And Larry, he's the guy that brought you down,

And Larry's asthma inhaler.

And leave your cell phones because of no reason.

And Leslie would be like, "Blah, blah, blah."

And let him carry all your stuff.

And let the actual smell of the pines in.

And let you drag our names through the mud

And let's be honest, am I ever gonna find

And look at Ron. Look at Ron.

And look at spiders.

And look like a million bucks but cost zero bucks.

And look what they've done for me.

And look, you can just about see my head.

And looking mighty fly in that suit, brother.

And loose onions.

And loose shoes 'cause your feet are already swelling.

And loves you.

And luckily my son was here to share it with me.

And made her fall in love with Larry

And made them feel positive and happy.

And maybe they'll forget about this stupid stuff.

And me, Odie the dog, Garfield's enemy.

And meow really loudly for eight minutes.

And Michael Buble played, but he ran a little long.

And Mongolia sounds amazing.

And move to a garbage city full of jerks.