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Futurama - Season 5

Futurama - Season 5

Futurama - Season 5: A Hilarious Sci-Fi Adventure

Futurama is an animated television series that first premiered in 1999 and quickly became a cult classic among science fiction enthusiasts. Developed by Matt Groening, the creative mind behind The Simpsons, Futurama took viewers on a wild ride through the 31st century with its unique blend of sharp humor, clever social commentary, and unforgettable characters.

Season 5 of Futurama, which aired in the year 2002, continued to captivate audiences with its brilliant storytelling and larger-than-life adventures. The season introduced viewers to an array of new and exciting episodes that often pushed the boundaries of traditional science fiction, providing a perfect blend of humor and heart.

The talented cast of voice actors brought the eclectic characters of Futurama to life. The main ensemble included:

- Billy West as Philip J. Fry, the lovable but dim-witted delivery boy who accidentally gets frozen and wakes up in the year 3000. Fry's charm and relatability made him an instant fan favorite.
- Katey Sagal as Turanga Leela, the tough and independent spaceship captain who becomes Fry's love interest. Sagal's strong and sassy portrayal of Leela added depth to the series.
- John DiMaggio as Bender Bending Rodríguez, the foul-mouthed, beer-guzzling robot with a penchant for mischief. DiMaggio's iconic voice work brought endless laughs and unforgettable catchphrases to the show.
- Phil LaMarr as Hermes Conrad, the by-the-book Jamaican bureaucrat with a passion for paperwork. LaMarr's comedic timing and distinctive accent gave Hermes his unique charm.
- Lauren Tom as Amy Wong, the wealthy, ditzy intern at Planet Express who often finds herself caught up in intergalactic adventures. Tom's portrayal of Amy perfectly balanced innocence and determination.
- Maurice LaMarche as Kif Kroker, the mild-mannered and often overlooked alien first officer aboard the Planet Express ship. LaMarche's talent for voice acting brought depth and sympathy to the character.

Season 5 of Futurama delves into futuristic scenarios combined with relatable human emotions, resulting in a unique blend of comedy and science fiction. From time travel to alternate universes, the adventures of the Planet Express crew always bring a blend of excitement and laughter.

One memorable episode from Season 5 is "The Sting." After a mission gone awry, Leela falls into a coma, and Fry becomes haunted by strange dreams and visions. As the episode unfolds, the lines between reality and fantasy blur, keeping viewers enthralled until the surprising conclusion.

Another standout episode is "The Farnsworth Parabox." This mind-bending episode explores the concept of parallel universes when the crew stumbles upon a box containing an alternate reality. As they navigate the consequences of their choices in these mirrored dimensions, hilarity ensues.

Throughout Season 5, Futurama explores themes of love, friendship, and what it means to be human. The series uses its futuristic setting to reflect on present-day issues in a lighthearted yet thought-provoking way.

If you want to relive the hilarious adventures of Futurama - Season 5 or discover them for the first time, you can play and download these sounds and episodes through various streaming platforms. With its witty writing, brilliant voice acting, and stunning animation, Futurama continues to entertain audiences of all ages and remains a beloved gem in the world of science fiction television.

So dive into the 31st century and join Fry, Leela, and Bender as they traverse the cosmos, meeting aliens, encountering strange beings, and exploring the endless possibilities of the future. Futurama - Season 5 is a must-watch for fans of science fiction, comedy, and unforgettable characters.

A device that lets anyone sound exactly like me.
A net gain for our great city!
A planet at the edge of the universe.
Aaah!
Aaah! Take evasive action!
Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures.
Accusing gentle Bender of a misdeed?
Actually, Dwight, you're right.
Actually, thanks to Dwight's brilliant accounting...
Actually, we're starting a competing delivery company.
Ah, the superheroes. Or should I say, super zeros?
Ah, you're both pathetic... being jealous of your own offspring.
Ah. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.
Ahh, beer.
Alcohol is very, very bad... for children.
All right, all right. What do we do when we break somebody's window?
All right, we're all set.
All right, Zookeeper, what do you want?
Almost there. Just two more bottles.
Also, I got this going:
Also, if our identities get out, every crook in the city will be after us.
An elephant who never forgets to kill.
And a complete disregard for human decency.
And a seldom used crab named Lucky, a.k.a. Citizen Snips.
And another tequila slammer?
And F shirts for our friends with two arms on the same side!
And here's something you may or may not find interesting.
And I can send you straight back in there!
And I can't take life anymore!
And I got the audio tour for Treasures of Liberace's Tomb!
And I smell bad.
And last week we sort of broke his window.
And my unaccountable brilliance...
And now everybody's yelling at us about their missing papers.
And Super King! The best one of the three!
And they start declaring you this and that.
And they've picked up some of your natural robot flavorings.
And this is how you greet us, with a bunch of frosty cold beers?
And this time I mean really slashin'.
And we don't know what to do!
And we had just finished building a miniature black hole.
And would it kill you to use some mouthwash?
And, well, that's no excuse for how I acted.
And... gotcha!
And... Idiot.
ANNOUNCER: Attention all crooks, lowlifes and lawbreakers.
Are you crazy? We have to keep our secret identities secret.
Are you off your rocket? Your parents are mutants.
Aren't you impressed now, Pops? Aren't you? Aren't you?
Aren't you impressed now, Pops? Aren't you? Aren't you?
As for me, I'm late for my LSATs.
As their new masters hand down edicts in my glorious, booming voice!
Au revoir!
Awesome Express!
Aww. Tell you what... I'll accept their apology...
Bad news, nobody. The super collider super exploded!
Balderdash! I never agreed to that!
Because I get to summon the New Justice Team!
Because you're our baby girl.
BENDER: Hold the elevator!
Big O, little K, my friend. Just checking if everything's all right.
Business is down, so I filed papers to have you all reclassified as slaves.
But a kangaroo boxing a robot? Now I'm afraid you've lost me.
But aren't you more on the supply side of crime?
But did you have to make the costume so revealing?
But I distinctly told them not to tell anyone.
But I had the miracle cream
But I see it was the "dork bell."
But I'm busy inventing useless junk.
But if it must be so, then let a museum heist be pulled!
But it's natural for children to be a little ashamed of their parents.
But once you turn 21, it becomes very, very good, so scram!
But should superheroes commit a crime? Even to save lives?
But the boy needs to see that real men...
But the universe ends right after Dog Doo Seven.
But they grow up so fast.
But we already have a client signed up.
But we couldn't handle 'em...
But we have passes that allow us to be up here. From the mayor himself.
But we shall prevail thanks to you...
But whatever.
But whatever.
But you still don't have your own building or conference table...
Can I use the gun, Dad?
Captain Yesterday, I find your skintight high waters incredibly sexy.
Check inside the cap. There might be a caked in gold mine.
Citizen Snips!
Civilization as we know it might get splashed.
Clobberella! Captain Yesterday! My liege. You're just in time
Come on, Dad. Shuffle faster!
Come one, come all! he said. Step right up!
Company? How cute!
Crew, you remember Cubert.
Cursed bacteria of Liberia!
Dad, relax. You are being so mutant.
Dad! We screwed up!
Damn right we are! Now, come on!
Do yourselves a favor and crawl back into your filthy tenements...
Don't make me hurt you.
Don't worry, boys. I'm sure his father is a perfectly normal reasonable man.
Don't you sweet talk me, ya wrinkly old tube sock!
Dwight and Cubert made us a better offer. We're paperboys now.
Dwight, you remember the crew.
EI zilcho. Hey, is it too late to change my superhero name?
EI zilcho. I'm afraid we're boned.
Either way, I technically inherit your building and your spaceship...
Er, what? Oh!
Especially your father, who 's the one who told. Thank you very much, Morris!
Every couch and table has animal fur all over it.
Excuse me. Hi. Do you have a minute?
FEMALE VOICE: By SewerCom. Reach out and touch the sewers.
FEMALE VOICE: Your call is being MALE VOICE: Connected.
Folks, the situation is grim...
Fool! A quip about putting me behind bars would have been far more delicious!
For damaging your window.
For one, superheroes cause a lot of collateral damage. . .
Forget it, Zookeeper. You're going into captivity!
From your father... when he got home from the Senate.
FRY: Check. Yes, sir.
Fry! Shut up and look at this!
Get a job, you lazy kids.
Get them!
Gets movin'. Those newspapers won'ts deliver themselveses.
Give it to him again, Andrew!
Give me your wallets now, or my robot will shoot!
Give several reasons why.
Good news, anyone.
Good news, everyone. I'm a horse's butt!
Good thing I had this net installed for catching giraffes.
Goodness. There must be 50 papers in that bundle.
Grab it!
Greetings, superheroes. Remember me?
Have a touch more beef bourguignon...
Have you thought about what to name it?
Hawk, fetch!
He lets them climb on everything!
He said I looked like a smart young man!
He's come to finish the job!
He's ugly mean stupid stink mucus!
Hello.
Hello. Awesome Express, the rude crude delivery dudes.
Here, I'll just take off my pants and give you those.
Hey, Captain Yesterday? Can l, like, wail on you with this two by four. . .
Hey, chumps. I heard you were on the ass end of an ass kicking...
Hey, Dad
Hey, Fry, we've still got our costumes on. Wanna steal some more stuff?
Hey, guess who I just got off the video phone with.
Hey, hey. We can all fight when we're drunk.
Hey, Leela. Help me apply these flame decals I got in my cereal.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! A friend of mine said he mugged you today, and you had super powers!
Hey! I don't like what I'm seeing! Give it to him, Andrew!
Hey! Quit it!
Hey. Wait a second. How did you deliver a million papers in one hour?
Hey. What's going on? This is a delivery company, not a delivery room.
Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad! Ready for your big trip to the surface?
Hi, superheroes. Everything okay?
His crew includes a badger with a troubled past and nothing left to lose.
Hm. I have been looking for a way to serve the community. . .
Hmph! More like seven. Oh!
How can Leela not be here? Do you think she forgot?
How did we manage to survive? What gave us those strange powers?
How may I direct your call? What's that?
How you doing, kid?
Hurry, Leela! Get some coasters and cold mugs!
I am? That's not good news at all, you little...
I can still feel pain!
I can't believe the Zookeeper is this late for his own heist. It's just rude!
I can't drink that. The metal shavings make my throat bloody.
I cloned you from one of my warts...
I could never, ever be ashamed of my parents. I'll see you this weekend.
I direct your attention to these forms...
I don't even know who this guy is.
I don't know. I never heard of no mayor.
I don't remember much, buddy! And you're no looker.
I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.
I found this adorable little bag to wear over my head. And it was on sale!
I got it! I got it! I don't got it!
I guess. As long as you think it's right.
I have an important delivery for you and your dumb crew.
I have these three costumes you could use, but I guess I'll just throw one away.
I hope it's a lager, so I can take it to a ball game.
I just couldn't stand to have you think I was ashamed of you.
I live in Jersey City. My car broke down, and my aunt's sick.
I mean, your mother and I are basically monsters.
I must look ridiculous.
I need moral guidance! Bender?
I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack. . .
I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack. . .
I thought I heard the doorbell...
I want to tell you why I didn't show up, but I can't.
I warned you not to use those things!
I'll be able to pack my day with twice as many humdrum activities.
I'm burning to death!
I'm getting them a special one day surface permit from city hall.
I'm on break.
I'm really starting to swell up with beer.
I'm scared and confused. I think we wandered into an off Broadway play.
I'm sorry I disappointed you.
I'm supposed to meet my parents, and I'm still in my secret costume!
I'm too scared to find my pocket.
I've got just the thing. Genuine miracle cream. . .
I've just been under a lot of stress lately down at the plant, you know?
If I could feel anything right now, it would be pride.
If we really wanna impress them, we'll have to crush them...
If you were my kids, you'd get quite a talking to...
In fact, I shouldn't even be wearing this around here.
In how long?
IN SWEDISH ACCENT: Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap.
Incoming! We got papers to stuff, team. Hup, two, hup, two.
Instead of following in your food stamps.
Is a sturdy interstellar delivery craft.
Is it okay? I can't hear anything.
Is this angry yelling or busted hearing aid yelling?
Is this clown on? Where are those daring crime stoppers?
It feels like I'm trying to push a water bed outta me.
It was self defense, Mom. Just look at this letter the principal sent.
It would seem we've taught our boys a lesson about life.
It's a big secret. That's why I'm only telling you two.
It's a cheek seeker.
It's an ale! Five gallons, six ounces.
It's closing in. You can't avoid it.
It's good that Leela doesn't love us. She'll be less sad when we die.
It's illegal for them to come above ground. . .
It's so beautiful.
It's true. Thanks to this funky fresh cream.
Just be cool. Nobody knows we're super powerly challenged.
Just please believe me that it was a very good reason.
Later, if anyone asks when I got away, tell them right now!
Leela told her parents. Leela 's parents blabbed.
Leela, how you gonna meet your folks tomorrow?
Leela, I think you're missing the big picture.
Leela, you could never disappoint us.
Leela? ls the person that parrot is mimicking telling the truth by proxy?
Less Than Hero
Let's get together sometime.
Let's give the little vermin a chance to explain themselves.
Let's go do a little father son weaseling out of this.
Let's just say a little bird told me.
Let's see what tools we'll need.
Let's see, which powers do we have? Super strength?
Let's see. We've got our malt, our hops.
Lies! Lies and slander!
Listen up, New New York! There's a new group of superheroes in town!
Look at me! Proud dad of a superhero! We should print up T shirts!
Look, Morris! It's Leela calling!
Man boxing a kangaroo is a peculiar spectacle.
Man or blob, it's what's inside that counts.
Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went 1 0 rounds with mighty Thor.
Man, this costume is so damn heavy.
Man, you funny. Good one, Brett.
MAN: It's the New Justice Team! Thank you, mysterious heroes!
Man! The ad said to allow four to six seconds for delivery.
May cause super powers in humans.
May I have one too, wife?
Maybe we should start a fire.
Maybe we're wearing magic rings, but they're invisible. . .
Mayor here. What's that? A horrible crime in the works?
Might a homeless old man...
Mm. There's a crack in the hull here.
Mmm. The ingredients are cooked...
Mom! Dad! Oh, I'm so sorry I got you kidnapped. . .
Mom? Dad? I showed up!
MORRIS: Ow.
My Manwich!
My own son suspended from boarding school.
Naturally, we're humiliated.
Neither do nerds.
Nice job, Fingers.
Nine, ten, a big fat hen.
No o o! Aaah!
No one's wearing anything adorable over their head. Now listen.
No, but you did declare yourself dead three years ago as a tax dodge.
No, listen, it's very important that you never, ever tell anyone. . .
No, listen, it's very important that you never, ever tell anyone. . .
No, no, it's my fault. . .
No, no. Wait. L... I feel terrible about what happened.
No, there are way too many people here.
No, you have a healthy glow.
Not a problem. I've cleverly arranged to meet my parents. . .
Nothing like the rustic wholesomeness of working with one's own hands.
Now it needs to boil for a couple hours.
Now look at all the work I gotta do!
Now me and Leela are forming an awesome crime fighting duo!
Now, everybody hit the deck! I'm cutting the entire line and stealing the exhibit!
Now, hold on. Everyone cool your daiquiris.
Now, listen, why don't we just brew our own beer?
Now, now. No need to give us the business.
Now, quit pestering me, you confounded scoundrels!
Now, see here! We assured our sons that you'd accept their apology.
Now, we've got to buckle down and save Planet Express.
Now, you should be happy that they became successes...
Of course we're proud of you.
Of course, sometimes they're a little short handed.
Off on your first delivery, eh?
Oh, bother! What have they done now?
Oh, God!
Oh, I can't take it! Mom, Dad, I'm Clobberella!
Oh, I completely forgot! I left my apartment on fire!
Oh, man! I'm sick of this.
Oh, my God! I just felt it ferment!
Oh, my God! I think it's time!
Oh, my God! That guy's daughter is Clobberella!
Oh, no! My parents are leaving! I've gotta go change back into street Leela.
Oh, no! Our super power cream is out of itself!
Oh, why not? Might as well live it up as long as I got this catheter in me.
Oh. Did I ever tell you how I used to own that ship?
Oh. What kind of father would I be if I said, "No"?
Oh. You're good kids.
Ohh. It's true.
Okay, boys. Let me show you how a "paperman" does it.
Okay. Take it easy.
Only one house to go. We did it!
Only targets... targets that will tremble in fear...
Only the Sunday Edition can do's that.
Ooh hoo hoo! Here comes violence!
Ooh! Let me feel!
Or do we? No, I guess not.
Or... or one of those things.
Our crack team of loyal dregs.
Our dads are never impressed, no matter what we do.
Our paper route now has over a million customers!
Our transaction is complete. Come, Solomon, to the lair!
Our young sons have become great successes in the very same field as us.
Overruled! The choice of champions is Pabst Blue Robot.
Ow!
Pack of highly. Got it!
People, as you know...
Perhaps they've constructed a teddy bear hospital.
Please do not feed the animals!
Please?
Please. Help us, Pops.
Plus they're making bootleg beer inside company property.
Plus, the cream won't give you super powers. You're a robot.
Plus, the cream won't give you super powers. You're a robot.
POOPENMEYER: A dangerous villain known as the Zookeeper. . .
Present company excluded, of course.
Pretty scrawny black hole. It must be hungry.
Proud of you? You ruined us with sleazy business practices...
Push, Bender, push!
Put a sticker on it.
Relax. I'm sure she's just ashamed of us.
Remember we used to call you that, huh? Tinkler.
Run away! That bully Brett Blob lives there!
Ruthless villain? Citizens in danger? That's fantastic news!
Salt him, Dwight!
Save us, Leela! I mean, if you don 't have anything better to do!
See you at din din.
See you.
See? That bully started it.
She needs this medicine, but I need bus money, so I'm mugging you.
Shh.
So I figured you could use a couple of these little babies.
So I'll just let Fry blurt it out thoughtlessly.
So is it a deal? I inquired.
So many choices... and it makes so little difference.
So we started dumping the extras in a crater on the moon!
So your delivery company is just a cute, harmless paper route.
So, uh, if you'll accept my apology...
So? I'm already super strong, and my arms do this:
Solve their disagreements with words, not violence...
Someone toss me out the window!
Sorry I can't come to say good bye...
Sorry I'm late. Long story.
Sorry to interrupt this whirlwind of activity, but we have an announcement.
Sorry!
Sounds like a plan.
Stay back, or we'll beat the tar out of you using super powers!
Superheroes away!
Sure! I'm listed in the phone book, so once I reveal my real name. . .
Sure. Bare hands or weapon?
Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg! They've taken over our company!
Sweetie, it's okay. You don't have to apologize for standing us up. . .
Ta da!
Tax dodge nothing! You take one nap in a ditch at the park...
Thank you, Mayor Poopenmeyer.
That could cause explosive decompression.
That seemed unnecessary.
That was easy.
That was incredible!
That's it, Brett.
That's sweet, honey.
That's the last straw. You boys have been underfoot long enough.
That's why we need you, our loyal crew...
The address was on Dog Doo Eight...
The correct answer is, to be a superhero!
The kids at the orphanarium used to do it all the time.
The name's Bender.
The Sun.
The Swedish robot from Pi kea is here with the super collider I ordered.
The target: the priceless Quantum Gemerald.
The thought of stealing anything fills Super King with disgust.
The value of the Gemerald you saved is slightly greater. . .
The Zookeeper!
Then I'm sure you won't mind being their legal guardians for a month.
There but for the grace of God.
There they are!
There you go. Two one day mutant surface passes.
There. Finished. And only six missing pieces.
There. One million papers folded and loaded.
There's three of you and three of them, so it'll be perfect!
They'll make the ship go faster.
They're bringing in computers to "improve productivity"...
They're coming up from the sewers for a visit Sunday.
They're so stinking talented. They don't even need their fathers anymore.
They've learned their lesson, and they want to make amends.
This is my latest invention.
This is what makes life worth clinging to.
This sounds too good to be true, I thought.
This sounds too good to be true, I thought.
Those pork dumplings sent us on a fake pizza delivery!
Those Swedes know how to put in almost everything you need.
Three fathers enjoying a day out with their sons.
Three, two, one.
Time to add the yeast.
To make Planet Express 800% more profitable.
Total hell! It's 1 0!
Tuh. Black holes don't need food.
Two hours later, he was gone with 60 of my dollars!
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh.
Uh, guys, I don't know how to tell you this...
Uh, in a small way, yes.
Uh, we just did, okay? 'Cause we're awesome.
Very well, but I get to name the next strategy.
Waah waah. Baby wants a Zima.
Wait! Stay and meet the superheroes!
We agreed to deliver way more papers than we could handle.
We apologize with nice cheap words.
We are not amused!
We couldn't fight back with brawn, so we used our brains.
We have super powers, and we're Americans. This is our chance.
We just busted our buns delivering a million papers...
We just need a big disposable tub to mix it in.
We just wanted a few more years of being better than them
We just wanted you to be proud of us.
We were in science class...
We'd like a word with your daddy.
We'd love to have you on the team.
We'll start by slashin' salaries...
We're delivering the Daily Supernova.
We're excited, honey, but we don 't want to embarrass you.
We're finally making more money than you guys.
We're in here too.
We're just happy to be involved in your life.
We're making beer. I'm the brewery.
We're out of options. We have to steal the Gemerald.
We're practically old enough to find the Fox Network infantile.
We're so proud of everything that you are, and we always will be.
We're their fathers, and it's high times we acted like it.
We've already scheduled the Zookeeper for a 9 a.m. foiling at the museum.
We've received a tip that the Museum of Natural History. . .
Welcome to the world of business.
Well, here's your lousy Gemerald.
Well, I hope we can put this embarrassing incident behind us.
Well, that's wonderful!
Well, well. If it isn't my old friends... Stretch Pants, No Pants...
Well, well. If it isn't our little munchkin moguls.
What does piano wire count as?
What if a paper were to land in a puddle?
What the ? Laser proof shirts, huh? Well, I'll show you!
What useless contraption are you half baking today?
What will you be peddlin'? Lemonade? Shoe shines? Cootie insurance?
What's the trouble, men? Need some penny rolls for your profits?
Whatever. Dad!
When I re solidify, I'm gonna put you in a world of goop!
When they kiss my ass, which I don't have!
When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
Which I'm presently engaged in handing to you.
Which means Planet Express is now...
While you're there, could you get me a license to kill?
Who's going to use a delivery service with a kicked sign? Nobody, that's who!
Who's the perp?
Whoo ooah.
Whoo! I felt that one!
Why did you boys do all this?
Why do they always treat us like dumb kids?
Why, the Quantum Gemerald, of course. You must steal it for me by midnight..
With strategy "Dwight Lightning."
With strategy "Dwight Lightning."
With two humans, you'd think there'd be a robot in there to balance things out.
Won't you join us, Mr. Blob?
Wonderful!
Would you ju...
Wow! A power stamper!
Wow! A super powers drug you can just rub into your skin?
Wow! Crime fighting! Cool!
Wow! Super powers!
Yaaah!
Yeah, we'll show 'em. All Awesome Express needs...
Yeah!
Yeast? You mean, I'll have a life form growing inside me?
Yes, it's a tremendous responsibility all right.
Yes. My parents were so hurt, I couldn't help it.
Yet the Zookeeper escaped, thus proving that the deadliest animal of all. . .
Yo, freak jobs! Hit the nearest manhole, pronto like!
Yo!
Yo! The superheroes have turned evil! Most uncool!
You are the bravest dads in the entire trauma center!
You be careful, my little tinkler.
You can count on us, Mr. Mayor! Justice away!
You can shove your apology in the bottom of your one way digestive system.
You did? Tough luck, suckers!
You don't wanna miss the unveiling of our new company, do you?
You guys almost had him until he digested you.
You haven't gotten your paper?
You jerked the words right outta my mouth.
You know how much an apartment that big would cost on the sun?
You must deliver a pizza to Dog Doo Eight...
You rotten kids!
You rotten kids!
You saved the Gemerald!
You say you're a duo? Yeah, duos are good.
You think I'd show you my lair? My lair's a million times nicer than this.
You'd think you'd have to freebase it.
You're going down, my friend! Down under!
You're not stealing anything! Nobody hit the deck!
You've compressed our lunches to a singularity for the last time!
Your dummy brigade wasted a week on an obviously fake mission.
Yow!
Yup!
Zookeeper, how did you know our real identities?
All systems go. Blast off!
Can I collate that? No!
Can I shred these contracts? No!
Child, mon, is this true? Yeah. But why are you mad at us?
Er, ohh. Ohh.
Get 'im, Pops. Hooray?
I heard alcohol makes you stupid. No, I'm... doesn't.
I'm afraid it's both. What?
I'm blowing you a kiss! Mwah!
I'm Scruffy, the janitor. Yes, of course you are.
I'm Scruffy, the janitor. Yes, of course you are.
It's not my fault, Dad. And you, Cubert.
Mmm. I suppose. Oh. L...
Nah uh! What's going on?
No one gives my boy that option! Bring it on, Jell O pop!
Owww! Aaah! I was wrong!
Pay for it? Oh, heaven's no!
Sorry, sir. Yeah. Sorry.
Talk to me. This is Professor Farnsworth.
That's a big number... 50. Yeah, if you're an idiot.
Uh, will you be hiring? No.
Waah! What's this device's marketability?
We don't work for you anymore! What?
What the hell do you want? Our sons have come to apologize...
What's your scientific basis for that? I'm 12.
Whew. No! It's a serious business.
Who's the target consumer? There is no target consumer...
Yeah! Get him, Dad. Show him who's boss!
Yeah. That's great. Hey! All right.
Yeah. Uh huh. Awesome. Yeah! Awesome!
Yes, sir. We're on it, Mr. Farnsworth.
You can brew your own beer? Sure.
You're doing great. Unh!
. . .and it doesn't hurt you? Ow! That didn't hurt.
. . .for telling you I was a superhero. That's true.
. . .is the Zookeeper. You can get off me anytime.
A new era of justice has begun. WOMAN: What?
Ain't got that. Nope.
And we're WOMAN: Quiet! It's 4 a.m. . .
Are you all right? Has he hurt you? No, but my allergies are going nuts.
But don't tell anyone. Gotcha!
But you could call a little more often. Okay.
Captain Yesterday! Clobberella!
Foiled. And after years of planning. You're out of the gang
From everybody? Especially from everybody!
Galloping gators! You're a superhero?
Hand over your wallets! I don't believe that story for a second.
Here, catch! No, Fry! You can't fall fast enough!
Hey, Zoidberg, get in here! ZOIDBERG: Screw you!
It doesn't matter, I'm mugging you! There's no bus to Jersey City.
It was brisk. I dressed in layers. That's my girl.
It's okay, all right. Okay, then.
Let's do it! You'll barely regret this.
Mom! Dad! Leela, please forgive us!
No, not even then! All right. My sucker is sealed.
No, not even then! All right. My sucker is sealed.
No! My parents!
Oh, yeah. Just like it's natural for parents. . .
Or, God forbid, our loved ones. Super King has no need for loved ones.
Professor, isn't it time for your nap? Yes, damn it!
So anyway, my daughter's Clobberella. Leela is Clobberella?
So this is your lair? Of course not!
That was uncalled for. Animals, attack!
They're usually here by now. Well, so long. Keep in touch.
To have parents. Whatever.
What if I've had a few? Dad, you drink?
Yep. Lickity speed?
You're pulling me! Keep it under your sock.
. .
. . .along with my address and a copy of my birth certificate
. . .and some of those rancid meatballs.
. . .and we don't want to get our butts sued.
. . .because they're inferior genetic scum.
. . .by a crazy madman who tried to feed you to piranhas.
. . .I bought from a traveling salesman.
. . .I bought from a traveling salesman.
. . .on the only visit to the surface we'll ever have.
. . .right there at the same museum at 1 0.
. . .so we don't even realize it. Also, you can't feel the rings.
. . .than the cost of the damage you caused to this museum!
. . .that incorporates my violence.
. . .to be a little disappointed in their children. Not that we are.
. . .under any circumstance.
. . .who commits crimes aided by a pack of highly trained animals!
. . .will be robbed tomorrow at exactly 9 a.m.
... the New Justice Team!
... you human cockroaches, or get your ugly face punched to custard by...
...or your parents will be devoured by piranhas that I have, shall we say...
...persuaded to walk on dry land.
"Botweiser" if it's a lager.
[BENDER GROANS]
[BUZZING]
[CHEERING]
[CLOCK CHIMES]
[DOOR OPENS]
[GASPING]
[GRUNTING]
[LEELA SHOUTING]
[MAN WHIMPERING]
[PANTING]
[PHONE RINGS]
[SCREAMING]
[THE NEW JUSTICE TEAM'S THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
[WHISTLE BLOWS SILENTLY]
[YELLING]
# Daddy wants to drink for at least a week #
# Hush little brewski don't you leak #

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