Futurama - Season 7 Edit

A champagne fountain in that manner.

A cherished family keepsake for hours to come!

A cunning robotic adversary so deviously clever that. . .

A cute little heart attack.

A good beaking usually cheers me right up,

A ha!

A hidden camera for my bathroom.

A mutually beneficial arrangement.

A pocket sized device that sends the entire universe ten seconds into the past!

A real live date in a physical place that exists!

A robot fox? Huh.

A romantic meal, eh?

A simultaneous head to head tap off.

A skilled surgeon could perform a nose transplant.

A symbiotic parasite cleaning?

A trip wire. But who's tripping who?

A veritable pageant of evolutionary science.

Absolutely.

Accuse Bender of polishing his ass with my toothbrush.

Actually, that's kind of a funny story...

Actually, they was.

Addendum.

After 13 years.

After all these years, I've found her!

After that, I don't know.

After weeks of searching, I'm proud to introduce

Ah, it sure is relaxing getting swept along by this current.

Ah, much better.

Ah, much better.

Ah, nothing like the first cup of dumpster juice in the morning.

Ah, these flower shears are so dull.

Ah, yes, foxhunting.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah. You can't go wrong with a still suit.

Ain't you heard of no Geneva convention?

All life support has shut down!

All right, fine, you got me. I can't keep track of every little detail.

All right, fine.

All right, people... and other things,

All right, step aside.

All right.

All this time, I've been wondering if I can spend my life with her.

All: Mama!

Allow me

Allow me.

Already taken care of.

Also got in the henhouse and killed

Also the blue footed booby!

Also, can I get my parking validated?

Also, she has a serious heart condition.

Also, we'd die horribly!

Also, who are you?

Amazing!

Amazingly, I, too, set up a spy camera to catch Zoidberg stealing my lunch.

Amy and Leela will retrieve the steering wheel so we can steer the ship from here.

Amy, quit using my punching bag for golf ball target practice.

Amy, run!

Amy.

Amy's prize winning Rhode Island Red.

An unpleasant fellow ordered them last year but never paid.

And across those oceans.

And anyway, you're the one who's been using

And authority's are now calling his disappearance a homicide.

And board games to survive for weeks.

And boom! Four percent increase in productivity minimum.

And by "we," I mean "me".

And crash through the moon dome and survive

And die at my side?

And don't forget the zebra fur ship cozy.

And Fry and Bender, you'll spacewalk onto the hull

And he peed on the locker room floor. That's my territory.

And here we go!

And I didn't want to go on living without you, so I jumped, and, well...

And I don't care what he thinks.

And I only have a 30 minute head start.

And I with it?

And I, as a renowned ear, nose and blowhole Doctor, could do the operation.

And I'll thank you to behave like a gentleman.

And I'm already in debt to every knife sharpener in town.

And if my answer's no?

And in this moment, Leela's dead.

And it begins with me.

And it was easy because I started

And leave it in the fridge where some crawfish can get at it.

And level of gravity.

And make people happy.

And me with her?

And no bag, please.

And no milking machine should have to milk a robot cow.

And no one really got eaten.

And on the way there?

And relight the pilot light on the engine.

And right before you hit the ground you wake up?

And sometimes at night, I unpolish it with sandpaper.

And stores the video on a remote 15 inch floppy disc.

And take a staff photo for the newsletter.

And teaches us nothing.

And that's what we're gonna do.

And the best part is, it had a happy ending.

And the button gets pressed less than ten seconds later,

And the male fertilizes them.

And the marine iguana.

And the next time I don't bend it, it'll be over your head.

And the tortoise?

And then we can be marry me?

And then you turned your head briefly?

And there's a way maybe you can.

And they look like ass flakes.

And this is how you repay me?

And to be honest, I am jealous of how shiny your ass is,

And we thought you were the creature.

And who I'd like to throttle,

And yet, what did it solve?

And you Bambi loving beatniks will never stop it.

And you die first?

And you for hunting an innocent robot.

And you for hunting an innocent robot.

And you seriously nailed that thing with your golf shot.

And you two did terrific.

And you will rue the day you met me.

And you? Also pieces.

And you're not pulling your weight.

And, boy, does it wick away moisture, gallons and gallons of it.

And, Dr. Zoidberg, it was your quick thinking...

And, uh, use your finest balloons.

And... fixed!

Angel? I've looked into her eyes and seen her soul.

Another year, another generation of pups

Any one of us could be next.

Anyone?

Anyway, I've done my part.

Are you about to brush your teeth?

Are you crazy?

Are you mad?!

Are you nuts? If she could smell, she'd smell you.

Aren't you going to watch over your young?

Arf, arf!

As always, once I release the fox,

At last, a chance to realize my brand new dream of being the greatest tap dancer...

At least I have Leela's comforting scream to look forward to.

At my age,

At the start of every retreat, I like to demonstrate

Attempting to mate with one of his harem

Aw, hang on...

Aw, I couldn't let anything happen to something that shiny.

Aw, I think it's noble of you to give Marianne a new nose.

Aw, I trust you.

Aw, I'm sure it's fine by the standards of a gross alien monster.

Aw, man, why do I have to team up with him?

Aw, never mind this.

Aw, that's it.

Aw, what an adorable little kajigger.

Aw, yeah!

Aw.

Aw.

Aw...

Aw...

Aw...

Aw...

Ayup.

B b but most people think I smell like a burning zoo.

Back off, losers!

Back to the exact stream in which they were born.

Back to the instant before I conceived of the Time Button.

Backwards into the waiting arms of my new assistant.

Bad news, everyone.

Bad news, everyone.

Be more careful, friend.

Beachmaster, stop fighting!

Because I planted a spy camera in our apartment!

Because I'm Fry.

Because that would make two of us.

Because, my friends, she has no sense of smell.

Behind a whale carcass,

Behold the Time Button!

Bender and Tonya.

Bender, can I come in and talk?

Bender, I found your trigger finger.

Bender, she's a sweet little girl.

Bender, wait. Won't the bugs just run out and infest someplace else?

Bender? What happened to your leg tube?

Bender's rhythmic chest compressions restarted her heart.

Big night, eh, Mr. Fry?

Birthplace of all life.

Bite my freshly molted, blubber filled ass.

Bleah!

Bot on bot violence? Where will it end?

Boy, did somebody hit you two with an old and ugly stick.

Brace yourselves because we're gonna try something

Break a leg, Bender.

Brought to you by mutual of omicron...

But at this point in my life cycle,

But but I'm the real Professor. I can prove it.

But but what about that hitchhiker?

But can come out of an employee's salary without his noticing.

But first I have to see a man about some ground beef.

But he majored in business at Princeton.

But he uses his shape shifting for team building, not evil.

But he's doing it.

But I do like ratting people out, so...

But I like the way you smell because I like you.

But I won't. Not with so many witnesses.

But I'm just so scared.

But I'm scared.

But in my prime, I was quite the sneaker.

But it feels good today because I got to dance.

But it seems I was simply rotated into an orthogonal time

But it was great to meet you.

But it's not them; It's me.

But most of all, I blame you, hunt master.

But my gyroscope's permanently busted.

But of course, the forest might protect

But on the other claw, maybe I can't live without her.

But the trip is far too long.

But today it's no use.

But we saw him change shape.

But what I realize now is, I can't spend my life without her.

But who's counting?

But without Leela, I have no future.

But you killed the Professor!

But you know what would really stink?

But you know you do.

But you promised us way back ice cream.

But, hey, we can still play some beach games.

By a palo santo tree on the far side of the island.

By pressing the button over and over?

By shooting it.

Can I help you?

Can I kiss you?

Can I offer you maybe a nice macaroon cut in seven pieces?

Can we please get new uniforms now, Professor?

Can we stop for ice cream on the way back?

Care of me, the narrator.

Careful.

Careful. This is the most...

Certainly not the salmon.

Certainly not!

Charming. Now, into the ditch with you.

Check out this dork.

Clam, bam, thank you, ma'am!

Clam, bam, thank you, ma'am!

Classy choice, chief. She'll crap her pants.

Clear.

Coho, what have we here?

Come in, come in.

Come in...

Come on, come on

Come on, floozies, let's repopulate!

Come on, loxy lady,

Come on, you can make it! You can do it!

Come on. Get in. Hurry up.

Come see for yourself.

Come, let's go someplace well ventilated and grow old together.

Coming up next,

Computer, Jamaican Joy Juice, hot!

Congrats.

Congratulations, Bender,

Congratulations.

Could the Time Button make it last as long as you wanted?

Crew on deck.

Cute little Tonya and mean old what's his name.

Cute or not, I'll kill that robo rat.

Damn right, and I'm organizing a tap dance contest for the Parks and Rec Department.

Dang it. He jumped on the PATH train to New Jersey.

Deal with it, you babies!

Dern.

Did you fall off the building?

Do I, Philip J. Fry, take you, Turanga Leela, to be my lawful wedded wife?

Do I, Turanga Leela, take you, Philip J. Fry, to be my lawful wedded husband?

Do it; Bash my head in!

Do something, Fry!

Do you even have an ass under there?!

Do you mind showing me how to open the cage?

Do you mind showing me how to open the cage?

Do you sell diamonds?

Does this kelp scarf make me look fat enough?

Doesn't matter to me, though. I was born with no sense of smell.

Don't answer yet!

Don't be naive, Leela. We kill defenseless animals all the time.

Don't be such a Finch.

Don't make it... Don't make it!

Don't panic! We'll be okay.

Don't try to change the subject.

Don't worry, they're unused.

Don't worry. There isn't really a monster.

Don't you get it?

Don't you lay a hand on that Angel.

Dr. Zoidberg, help!

Dr. Zoidberg, she's great.

Dude, you made the finals.

Each time the button sends you back ten seconds,

Earth.

Easy, easy, you're biting my lip.

Eat parasites off the tortoise's skin,

Either way.

Enough of this foolishness!

Enough with the tenderizing. It's time for a Benderizing.

Enough, you babbling boobs!

Enough, you two. It just so happens that I also planted a spy camera

Enough.

Even if it's not good for my pacemaker.

Even that nasty robot, what's his name.

Even that one with the exquisite fat rolls.

Every single night while he's sleeping.

Every year!

Everybody's doing it!

Everything but how they smell.

Everything but us is frozen.

Everything.

Everything's cool!

Ewe, look at him dance. He don't care.

Ewe.

Exactly. If she says yes, I'll use it

Except for the parasite!

Except in this room.

Except the salmon.

Except there won't be morning.

Fathered by me, beachmaster.

Few can match the mating ritual of the elephant seal.

Films in every direction at once

Finally, a uniform I'd be happy to be caught dead in.

Finch Amy: That's so fascinating!

Fine, knock yourself out.

Fire in the hole!

First, I'm gonna get back these earrings I loaned Amy three years ago.

First, let me pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.

Five out of ten, also nice.

Five years of art school.

Fly away. Fly away, my pretties.

For a holographic brain injection of tonight's program,

For a week of fun and personal empowerment.

For God's sake.

For in the end, nature is horrific,

For information leading to the arrest of the killer.

For the arduous journey to the ocean.

For the first time in my life, I'm truly happy.

For the last time, Hermes, I didn't steal your lunch.

For you, my lovely Rugelach.

Form an orderly heap on top of me.

Fox news, everyone.

Fox? Yes. Have at it.

Foxhunting is an ancient and noble pursuit

Friends, I found a ten dollars!

Friends, I found a ten dollars!

Friends, I'd like you to meet my new lady, Marianne.

Fry and Bender! A winning combination.

Fry, Bender, Jackie Jr.,

Fry, what's happening?

Fry, what's happening?

Fry, you saved my ass out there.

Fry, you saved my ass out there.

Fry!

Fry!

Fry!

Fry!

Fry!

Fry! We're here to rescue you!

Fry.

Fry.

Fry...?

Fry...?

Futurama presents...: Mutual of omicron's wild universe

FYI, this little lady has a heart condition.

G. N., E.!

Get away from us, you monster.

Get out of your shell. Do it, do it!

Get your likeness in the form of a balloon sculpture!

Go ahead, I don't care what happens anymore.

Go for it.

Go!

Good bye, my love.

Good God, what's that horrible stench?

Good job!

Good night.

Good point.

Good. I'll fall backwards, and you catch me.

Goodbye!

Got ya.

Greetings, merchant.

Ha ha, we'll find out who's lying, my friend.

Ha!

Hang on a second.

Hang on, Fry!

Harem?! I can barely see 'em!

Have any chance of mating.

Have you been using my toothbrush to polish your ass again?

Have you insured your planet?

He does make a convincing hitchhiker.

He left an hour before that.

He pretends to eat some people.

He sure has a lot of blood for a skinny guy.

He took it to the Vampire State Building.

He turned out to be such a nice guy, didn't he?

He was also a robot? Dude!

He's a big old hero.

He's been dead since yesterday!

He's crooked, but fair.

He's gonna eat us!

He's got a point.

He's... he's dead.

Hear, hear. Let's put on our new uniforms

Heeyah!

Hell, no! This button is for scientific use only.

Hello, Planet Express!

Hello, stranger. This is my first time here.

Hello, stranger. This is my first time here.

Hello, you.

Hello?

Help, help...!

Help! Fish police!

Help! I forgot my magnetic shoes!

Help! I'm stuck!

Here are the finalists for next week's championship!

Here they are, freshly laundered and. . .

Here, I brought you something.

Here, patch yourself up with this medicinal wacky pack.

Here. But no chocolate, it's bedtime.

Hermes and Zoidberg will crawl through the air vents and restart the life support fan.

Hermes?

Hey guys, are you coming to the party or not?

Hey, give me back my stones!

Hey, good lookin',

Hey, hey, wait... it's doing something!

Hey, Professor, couldn't you go back in time as far as you want

Hey, wait a minute.

Hey, wait a second!

Hey, wait! What's going on through that doorway?

Hey, what are you doing? Cut that out.

Hey, what's Bender wearing instead of that crap?

Hey, what's my grand prize gonna be?

Hey, would it cheer you up if we gave you

Hey, you got me under control.

Hey, you people can't just burst in like that and cut off my hand.

Hey! It's only 6:25!

Hi, Leela!

Hi, Leela!

Hi... yow!

Hit it with a stick!

Hit it, me.

Hiyah! Hah! Ho ho!

Hiyah! Yah! Yah!

Hm, I shouldn't...

Hmm?

Hmm. . .

Hmm. I don't know...

Home to dozens of species found

Home, stream home.

Hooray!

Hooray! Everything's fine!

Hooray! I'm trapped in a tiny fun room with friends!

How can this company function when no one trusts each other?

How can you do this to a poor, defenseless robot animal?

How dare you accuse me!

How did you do it?

How do I put this delicately?

How does it feel to be the hunted?

How much is it?

How was she not driven to madness by your mind altering stench?

How was the delivery to Tokyo?

How, how did it go?

How's that, Hubert? Feeling better?

Huh, I should be mad, but it worked pretty well.

Huh?

Huh? What's that?

Huh. Well, sorry, Bender. I guess I owe you an apol...

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, stop!

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry...

Hurry, hurry, hurry...

Hush, hush, hush, hush! There's not time to lose.

I always thought me and her would grow old together!

I am brrr, devourer of fish and honey!

I am. I already did.

I better throw them off by rubbing myself with something.

I better throw them off by rubbing myself with something.

I blew my one chance to...

I can give you a surgery, and when it's done, you'll be able to smell.

I can never tell her.

I can tell by the magnets in my head, or whatever.

I can't believe you came!

I can't see them any more!

I can't shoot you.

I can't watch. . .

I care about the environment.

I defy you not to watch.

I did. Too bad you didn't.

I didn't bend your golf club.

I didn't know that was a secret.

I didn't know we had a panic room.

I died. I'm dead!

I do look forward to cavorting in the spray.

I do.

I don't believe it... she's alive.

I don't even know what a gyroscope is.

I don't feel well.

I don't have a name. I'm a salmon.

I don't have time for this, robot.

I don't know how to tell you this, but...

I don't know what's wrong with this location.

I don't know where it went.

I don't know, well. . .

I don't want to be too forward, but...

I figure if he's gonna work here, he might as well get to know the team.

I first heard of it 1 0 minutes ago.

I get it. You freed me.

I get so little business, I can't afford refunds.

I got a donor nose.

I got a foolproof plan to make sure I go home the Champ.

I got a rich customer needs that kidney, stat.

I got beat up by a little girl.

I got the steering wheel.

I guess I'll be dizzy and uncoordinated for the rest of my...

I guess I'm okay with this after all.

I guess it's good we didn't have children.

I guess it's just us for all eternity.

I guess it's okay.

I guess that makes it okay.

I guess we'll never figure out what that glimmer is.

I guess what I'm saying is, the next time you almost die,

I guess what I've been trying to say is we should all be ashamed.

I have nothing to live for, so I don't mind telling you those pennies are mine.

I have three dollars in moldy pennies. It's all yours.

I have to go open my flower stand before the falafel guy takes my spot,

I haven't seen a female of my kind in over 100 years!

I hereby, in front of all of you,

I hope she used protection.

I hope you're happy!

I just get really hungry around 11:30.

I just have to go straighten up in case we end up at my place.

I just want to have fun because dancing is fun and I like dancing.

I just want you to know that I did polish my ass with your toothbrush.

I just wish my fists weren't sewn to my belt.

I kidnap her parents and make them watch

I know she'll come. I know it.

I know you well enough that no creature could ever fool me.

I landed on it and time froze.

I like mating with beachmaster 'cause he's the largest.

I like your dumpster.

I made free with it.

I mean, look at that sign. It's magnificent.

I met a hot young piece of shell

I need a mate who's within squirting distance.

I need something beautiful and cheap for a lady who is one of those things.

I never knew I could hate this much.

I never learned a good smell from a bad smell.

I never thought I'd live to see this tree again.

I pick her.

I really thought she was gonna come.

I refuse to release anything

I remember.

I said join me!

I saw it coming from a mile. . .

I saw that coming from a mile. . .

I snuck past and surprised my sweetie

I spent all night on that.

I sure as hell don't.

I suspect a certain robot of unauthorized butt brushing.

I think it moved.

I think it's about time we drank the champagne

I think we've seen enough.

I think you broke the universe.

I thought I killed you with the Time Button.

I thought I told you...

I thought it was one of Hermes' exotic lunches!

I thought so, too, at first.

I thought we installed alien proof air vents!

I thought we installed alien proof air vents!

I took a nappy.

I traveled a thousand years forward in time,

I tried to fix it once, but then I got mad and hit it some more.

I trust you, too.

I trust you...!

I understand.

I used a ruler and I erased all the pencil lines when I was finished.

I want it to be as my wife.

I want this to be a special moment,

I was born in the next stream up!

I was never lonely.

I wasn't gonna tell, because I don't like being helpful.

I wasn't looking for you, I was looking for the Time Button.

I weren't fooled. The real Professor wun't never've...

I will now demonstrate.

I would marry you even if you weren't the last man on Earth.

I would never do something like that to a friend...

I, sir, am the master of the hunt,

I'd give anything to be able to smell a flower like that.

I'd have thought you'd have learned

I'd have thought you'd have learned

I'd like that.

I'd like that.

I'd like to mate with you in a few years

I'd like to return these for a refund.

I'd never make it!

I'd recognize this anywhere.

I'd recognize this anywhere.

I'll drink some more to that.

I'll get the message.

I'll get things started with a little neck extension...

I'll have to carve a sandwich out of this tree branch.

I'll have what she's having.

I'll kill her!

I'll never forget you... fish.

I'll protect you.

I'll save you.

I'll see you at spawning time.

I'll show you that my DNA is completely...

I'll take... this one.

I'll try a bite!

I'm 40% ass!

I'm a Doctor, and yes, they're real.

I'm a little old for it now,

I'm a pieces.

I'm a salmon. Really? Me too!

I'm beginning to think my kidney transplant was a total rip off.

I'm born, baby!

I'm coming, darling!

I'm crazy!

I'm Dan McMasters, and I'll be your retreat leader

I'm doin' it in my sleep!

I'm glad you did.

I'm going to crack that hussy open

I'm gonna ask you something only he would know.

I'm gonna dance on your corpse right now.

I'm gonna die!

I'm gonna kick your ass, little girl.

I'm gonna snip her off her feet.

I'm his great great grandson... Fry

I'm in love with you!

I'm in no rush, after walking up 240 flights of steps.

I'm killin' dudes in my sleep!

I'm kinda busy.

I'm lonesome.

I'm not even gonna wait to dance on your grave.

I'm not Fry.

I'm not giving up yet.

I'm out of control!

I'm over here where I was ten seconds ago.

I'm Randy, coordinator of this tap dance a palooza.

I'm scared.

I'm six years old, and tap dancing is my favoritest thing.

I'm smellier than a whorehouse's outhouse.

I'm sorry, Zoidberg, I can't see you anymore.

I'm sorry! Don't hit me!

I'm sorry. She's gone.

I'm stuck in a loop!

I'm stuck!

I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today.

I'm the greatest, baby!

I'm the monster.

I've already found my mate.

I've always had ears.

I've always wondered if she's still there, waiting for me.

I've been saving myself for a hundred years,

I've been tunneling for decades,

I've blanketed these woods with devious traps

I've decided to make the fox our new corporate mascot.

I've got a lichen that needs a lickin'.

I've got a new job, and, well, I'm going to have to dump you.

I've got navigation.

I've got one more shenanigan up my sleeve.

I've never seen anything like this.

If I were the creature, I could just look at your shirt, dum dum.

If it keeps bugging us, we'll either kill it or adopt it.

If Marianne spent her whole life

If only there were a way to make Fry land softly, this would all be over.

If the creature kills me, I just hope it doesn't make me into a sandwich

If there's one thing I know, it's everything about it.

If you call that living.

If you don't enter, I'll just kill myself, okay?

If you'll step up real close to my microscope here,

If your answer's yes, be there tonight at 6:30, half hour before sunset.

Immaturity...

In all the world!

In another life, we could've been friends.

In case I'm about to die,

In conclusion, bullying in the workplace is unacceptable and will not be tolerated.

In fact, I'm gonna make the first trust fall of the week.

In other news celebrated businessman Dan McMasters was last seen two weeks ago.

In the event there are two killers, police are offering an unusual deal...

In this pitch black abyss,

In this pitch black abyss,

In your dead face, little girl.

Inside a stuffed animal by breathing a balloon was a dose of reality.

Insuring your world, and its destruction.

Is it me maybe?

Is it okay to listen?

Is it safe to come...

Is it weird if I talk about his crazy turtle penis?

Isn't big enough for the both of us.

It all begins in a cold, freshwater stream,

It could be any of us.

It does look that way.

It doesn't seem fair to Marianne.

It evolved a slightly bigger hook over the generations,

It fell off a chump!

It fell off a man.

It just shows how everything is possible when you work together.

It knocked me out and took my form

It knocked me out and took my form so it could prey on poor Hermes.

It knocked me out and took my form so it could prey on poor Hermes.

It looks like you're standing in hero wind.

It might as well be 200 feet.

It seems kind of personal.

It seems kind of personal.

It should rip us out of stasis,

It takes ten seconds to recharge.

It was a good life.

It was Fry!

It was fun maturing with you,

It was Leela. She beat me to it.

It will be mine.

It will have a 30 minute head start before. . .

It won't be long, Johnnycakes.

It worked!

It'll all be over soon, my love.

It's a bear holiday!

It's a way for the community to...

It's attacking me!

It's been an interesting life.

It's clever. Nevertheless, I demand you return my fox.

It's coated with antichroniton resistant grout

It's even worse. It's like comic con in a submarine.

It's gardenia imperialis.

It's just too bad for her there's no cure, I assume.

It's not the flowers; It's...

It's okay, Fry.

It's okay, I'm gonna die happy!

It's on my list.

It's only 100 feet!

It's so beautiful.

It's so cute. Horseshoe crab cute.

It's so unfair.

It's some kind of kooky half gun, half knife.

It's these flowers!

It's time for some fancy schmancy dancy.

It's time for us to get naughty by nature!

It's time we solved this problem the old fashioned way.

It's time.

It's vomit.

Jackie Jr.'s my apprentice.

Jackie Jr.'s skull is blocking the doodad.

Janitor to the 237th floor men's room.

Janös poured all those years ago.

Johnnycakes.

Join me on the morrow as I embark on my maiden hunt.

Joy Juice, hot.

Just as in human society,

Just be careful. The creature could be anywhere...