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Home > Zoidberg Futurama Soundboard
A lot of these men will be dead within 24 hours.
But did you ever play jungle?
But you know, it's not funny. Deadly Tritonian Hyper Malaria.
But you though, you'll make a complete recovery and go on to marry a supermodel.
Did you see me escaping? I was all like wiblalalbloobaloblob.
Don't lecture me about alien physiology, Conrad. The pineal neurotoxin neutralizes the adrenal neurotoxin. That's why. Yeah, these don't drive themselves mad.
Don't panic, we'll be OK.
Funny plague, hyper malaria. It can kill immediately or lie dormant for decades, but sooner or later it erupts, causing fever, spasms, madness, coma and finally death.
Greetings merchant. I need something beautiful and cheap for a lady who is one of those things.
He'll be floating upside down by morning.
His only hope is some replacement liver.
How do I put this delicately?
I didn't have the heart to tell him.
I don't have time for this romance.
I forgot it was a giant crab.
I just have to go straighten up in case we end up at my place.
I live in a dumpster.
I'd like to return these for a refund.
I'm smellier than our house's outhouse.
My darling, I can't believe we're finally going to meet in person.
My love.
Nothing like the first cup of dumpster juice in the morning.
Now what seems to be the trouble?
Sometimes you pull one and.
That's funny.
We have a wonderful night of love making in my dumpster.
Zoigberg, the King with the Box.