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Philip J Fry Soundboard

Philip J Fry sounds to play and download.Philip J. Fry is the protagonist of the animated series Futurama. He is a slacker delivery boy from the 20th century who becomes cryogenically frozen and reawakens in the 30th century to become a delivery boy there with an intergalactic delivery company run by his 30th great-grandnephew, Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth. See also: Bender, Leela, Professor Farnsworth, Zoidberg, Planet Express.

Ah.
Alright, don't get your panties in a knot.
Alright.
Anchovies. You know those little headless fish?
And for your information, lady.
And how is that possible?
And now you're getting married.
And your dear old Uncle Fry.
Are you even listening to me?
Argh!
Being poor sucks.
Boring.
Can I go into space now?
Can I take a ride in your car?
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Can we have our free slum now?
Can't you leave me alone?
Can't you leave me alone? I'm miserable enough already.
Crosstown Express.
Dadadadadadadah.
Discover Card.
Do you take visa?
Doctor Zoidberg.
Does that mean we can eat now?
Don't tell me how to spend my money.
Every time something good happens to me, you say it's some kind of madness, or I'm drunk, or I ate too much candy.
Fancy all digital weapons?
Fix it. Fix it. Fix it.
Fix it. Fix it. Fix it. Fix it. Fix it. Fix it.
Fry.
Futurama Fry Breathing
Give several reasons why.
Ha.
Hahahahaheu.
Has anyone ever discovered a hole in nothing with monsters in it?
Hey, give me a break.
Hey, I remember you.
Hey, when you look this good.
Hey.
How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?
Huh.
I am Fry from the planet Earth.
I am shocked, shocked.
I can't afford that.
I didn't come here to see any activity involving 2 guys.
I don't get it.
I don't know. I don't know. Just say anything.
I don't like the sound of that.
I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.
I hear that.
I know, I liked it.
I love you guys.
I think they look cool.
I thought you were some kind of outer space potato man.
I told you 100 times to stop treating me like a baby.
I'd like a cup of coffee please.
I'm sick of you and your bureaucracy.
I'm so confused.
If you're so miserable here, maybe you should just go back to the jungle.
Is there a human doctor around?
It's 3:00 AM.
It's up to you to make your own decisions in life.
Ja.
Just like every other girl I've dated.
Keep Laughing Brine Shrimp.
Lila, I think you're missing the big picture.
Maybe you should just go back to the jungle.
No Siri.
No way.
No, I guess not.
No, no.
No, not again.
No, Sir.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Ohh.
Not for 500 cents.
Ohh baby, I'm there.
Ohh man.
Ohh shucks Colonel.
Ohh, I don't know.
OK.
Pizza delivery.
Raaalaplalalagah.
Really.
Shut the hell up.
So they're trying to learn things.
Sure.
Taronga.
That's a great idea.
That's not fair.
That's what separates people and robots from animals and animal robots.
Then I never wanna see you again.
This is awesome.
This is unbelievable.
This is weak.
This is where I brought my girlfriend on our very first date.
To carry on his spirit.
Uh, yeah.
Uh.
Waaalaleugh.
Wait, you're Pamela Anderson?
Wait, you're the only friend I have?
Wanna make Shrinky Dinks?
We called it first.
We can definitely escape better.
We live in the United States.
We'll have one with everything but anchovies and one with my all time favorite topping, Anchovies.
What are you doing?
What do you nerds want?
What is the matter with you?
What is the meaning of this symbol?
What the Hell's going on?
What?
When will that be?
Where do you people do your erotic display?
Who are you, old man?
Who are you?
Why exactly did you shave your legs anyway?
Why should I?
Will there be cake?
Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
Wow.
Wow.
Yahoo.
Yeah, I remember you.
Yeah, I'd like a cup of coffee, please.
Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call.
Yeah, well, if you're sorry, then why are you doing it?
Yeah.
You bastard.
You're an evil, heartless woman and I never want to see you again.
You're Pamela Anderson.
You're right.
You're stupid.
You're the only friend I have.
3:00 AM.
50 million.
100,000.
$1200.

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