Magnolia (1999) Soundboard Edit

A quick recap for those who don't know.

Added to this, the two tenants turned out to be...

All right

All right, see? l'm all right

All right? Please.

All sign of the recognizable Earl will pretty much go away.

And if he's worth being hurt He's worth bringing pain in

And it's your name change. See, they had no official enrollment for you.

And l will listen to you.

And l would like to think this was only a matter of chance.

And me, l'm Dick Jennings...

And our new adult challengers today are Mim, Luis, and Todd.

And tame the cunt

And we meet.

And you. You fucking call me lady?

And, God, l'm telling you right now..

And, Phil, l will drop kick the fucking dogs...

Anyway, you get the point.

As reported in the Reno Gazette, June of 1983...

AUDlENCE: Get a calendar. Right. l cannot stress this enough.

AVl: Don.

Brad, honey. l can teach and tell you...

Busted my ankle there.

But l'll make my dreams come true.

But you're all right now. So, what's the what?

Client

Cynthia

Dad, you need to be nicer to me.

Dad.

Dad.

Dexedrine's basically speed in a pill, you know.

DlCK For over 30 years, America has hung out...

DlCK: Call me D.J. You said Amy, right? Listen.

DlRECTOR: Ten seconds

DlXON: Did you listen to me?

Do you know who l am?

Don't go in my goddamn bedroom!

Don't go in my goddamn bedroom!

Don't, don't, don't

Donnie, how does it feel?

EARL Fucking regrets.

Employee of the Nugget Hotel and Casino, Reno, Nevada..

For what?

For you to come.

Form A Tragedy

FRANK Order Seduce and Destroy..

Getting braces.

Go to bed.

Goddamn.

Going into our 33rd year on the air, it's America's longest running quiz show...

Gotta find the gun

Guys coming in and out all day. This is the building guy talking.

He was murdered by three vagrants whose motive was simple robbery.

Hey

Hey, how many more times...

Hey.

Hey. l love you.

Hi

His mother, Lily.

How about they just call it, you know, clicking jaw?

How close are you, Doc?

I'm really interested in meeting someone special who likes quiet things

JlM: For not a fresh cup, this is a good cup of coffee

JlM: l asked you to sit on the couch. MARClE: This is bullshit.

JlM: Open up the door now!

JlMMY: l don't know.

JlMMY: Now, imagine that you are attending a jam session..

JlMMY: The book says, We may be through with the past...

JULlA'S MOM: Absolutely. lt's not a fashion show.

L am his wife. We are married. l broke the contract of marriage

L can dial the number if you can remember the number

L can't let you go.

L do as l say.

L don't know the answer

L don't know where to put things, you know?

L don't know. l guess it doesn't.

L don't understand why it's happening, God.

L don't wanna go

L fucked up.

L gotta go to the bathroom. CYNTH lA: Can you hold it?

L hate coming here and not being able to talk.

L have a feeling there is something, you know, a situation between them...

L have a situation, uh, that's just come up that's really pretty serious...

L have perfect pitch, you see, and that would be A D E..

L have to get dressed!

L know l have to go to the bathroom, and....

L love you so much, Rose.

L mark it down. Oh, l write it up.

L mean, what does she say?

L need a player here for one on one

L never loved him. Earl

L swear to fucking God. l mean, l am Batman.

L think we should take a look at the scores here.

L took care of him through this, Alan

L used to be smart.

L won't punish you if you get the answer wrong

L'll take care. Anything, Earl.

L'm gonna go in. And, uh.... Are the dogs in there?

L'm gonna run to the bathroom for a minute, maybe, just....

L'm not through asking my questions.

L'm sick here now

L'm sick of being the one who always has to do everything.

L'm sorry. l'm sorry.

L'm telling you, Claudia, l'm going to lose

L'm walking down the hall.

Let's say an eight day waiting period before next contact

Lf l tell you something, if l say things, then You're a lawyer, right?

Lf you wanna love me back, l'll be good to you

Live from Burbank, California, its What Do Kids Know?

Live television, ladies and germs. Heh

Look down at the top of the page

Ls this, um, 818 775 3993?

Lt hurts. lt doesn't happen to everyone

Lt is evolutional. lt is anthropological

Lt's a simple item. lt is a small item...

Lt's a simple item. lt's 99 cents at the corner store

Lt's fucking Janet. There's a situation on the phone.

Lt's not something you can use in court to discredit the will

Make him live this life like this

Maybe....

MlM: Um, that would be Napoleon speaking to Josephine.

Move it

Moving towards their eighth consecutive week as champions...

No, not true. You know what? Even if you don't get to pump her..

No, women don't cheat.

No. No. Heh

Now, we have here the New World Harmonica Trio..

Now, you take a moment, you breathe..

Now, you...

Now. Please, shut the fuck up.

Oh, boy, what a day. What a round.

Oh, good. Um, they're here. They're fine

Oh, l'm sure it's fine, Claudia.

Okay, great, um....

Okay, l don't want to order anything. Uh, you see....

Okay, l'm back

Okay, let's switch gears here. Um...

Okay, okay, okay. Could you connect me with somebody else, you think?

Okay.

Okay. Now, as far as the morphine pills go...

Oral surgery. Corrective teeth surgery.

Over and over and over.

PH lL: l know, and l can't really explain that, but l think

Ready to run.

Respect the cock

Richard? Julia?

RlCHARD: The fuck is going on over there?

RlCK: You okay?

Seduce and Destroy produces an instant, money back guaranteed...

See, l thought you grew up here in the Valley.

See, this is, uh, the scene of the movie where you help me out

Seventeen year old Sydney Barringer...

Shall we drink to that?

She thinks terrible things that somehow got into her head...

She's got $600 and a large box of condoms next to the bed.

Shit.

Six days. You'll be the first.

So Faye Barringer was charged with the murder of her son...

So it's not an attack.

So stupid, that fucking mind. Stupid.

So you are to name the, uh, first composer

Some fucking asshole answers the door in his underwear.

Something, something.

Sometimes people need a little help.

Take us off the air. Go to the credits.

Tap directly into her hopes, her wants...

Thank you.

Thank you. Now, you sit back there...

That is what l'm going to do.

That's grade 12.

That's not my boyfriend.

That's right. Mark the calendar. You're gonna mark that calendar.

The correct answer is Ravel

The indecision of a child, ladies and germs.

The tale told at a 1961 awards dinner..

The way we're looked at because you think we're cute.

There was nothing l asked him all the right questions.

There's a very strong, very potent solution of liquid morphine..

These kids right here, I think they're gonna be here a while.

These strange things happen all the time.

These two...

They are who you call when he dies.

They died for the murder of Sir Edmund William Godfrey...

They're in the dressing room, so we're all set.

This is bullshit, motherfucker! Don't go down the hallway!

This is something l tell my men over and over and over.

This was not just a matter of chance. Ha, ha.

Time's up

To come here and say something

Trust me, you know. But stay focused.

Try to listen and learn

Uh, and now l'm gonna have our three whistlers, um..

Uh, l look at him, and he's about to go, Alan. He's moments..

Uh, l'm telling you this

Uh, my name is Phil Parma...

Uh, you, sir, in the, uh, brown short sleeve shirt.

Um, l wanna talk a little bit more about your background.

WAlTRESS: Can you ring me up?

Wanna know the common element for the entire group, like he asked?

Welcome back from the break.

Well, it's taken lt's in the style of Marche Militaire.

Well, l'm gonna do that.

Well, that's the tough part.

Well, this is important

Well, you keep your chin up and your music down, okay?

What are you doing?

What question?

What you have wrong, you need all this stuff?

What?

What's wrong?

Where is it, now?

Who says that? ln what rule book? This is different! lt's a game show!

Why are you here? Why are you doing this? Coming in here?

Why can't you talk to me?

Why don't you run along now, friend? Your dessert is getting cold.

Yeah? What the fuck do you know?

Yeah. l didn't go to that school, but....

Yeah. lt's called jaywalking. Slow down

Yeah. Yes. Hi.

Yes, l do.

Yes, l will. lt was nice to meet you, Officer Jim

You could, uh...

You have one minute before we're on the air

You know, get a look at your pretty face again

You know, two people go out on a date or something...

You listen to me now.

You look like you have money in your pocket.

You make that down payment on the Harley yet?

You missed a button.

You really use strong language.

You should get one. l'm serious. You could get a lot of stuff out of this.

You usually keep that on at the same time?

You wanna take my statement? l'll perform for you.

You'll get through this.

You're gonna drive these people crazy.

You're the good one.

Your parents took your money that you won on that game show?

...you're gonna damage your ears. Okay.

And, um, Hustler? Yeah.

Are we going to continue with this game? Yes

Are you sure? Yeah.

But you won't say. l don't know.

Calm down. l am calm!

Did you hear what l just said? Yes, but l don't know what....

Did you tell her? Oh, l don't know.

Dodging these bullets from these terrorists. l should've known this was gonna happen.

Elders, who's the lucky so and so? lt's gonna be me, Jimmy

eye on you. l'll be back

For a low cost of 49.99... PH lL: Here you go.

Frank Mackey? Yeah

Help us help your son, Marcie. OFFlCER: Do they call him Worm?

Hey, fuck you. Watch it, now. Give me your keys.

l said l'm fine. l'm fine. Stand up

l wanna finish the show. No, we need to call this quits

l'm gonna try talk. Okay.

Listen. What l want you to do, Janet...

ln the back

Look, l just l'll tell you what happened. Call 911. Do it right now, Mary

ls it real love? Well

ls she all right? Oh, she's fine now.

lt's about three years of training, okay? l'm trained. l'm ready to go.

No

No, don't Give me your fucking keys!

No, no, no, l'm good. Thank you. You sure? Okay.

No, no, no, they wouldn't. They wouldn't?

Now. AUDlENCE: Now!

Oh, it's a hell of a disease. Oh, it sure is

Okay? All right.

Psychology major. That's right.

Something like that? l don't know.

Stanley. Moliere.

Stanley. Thomas Kyd.

That's an official rule, baby. That's bullshit!

This is going to sound silly to you. Try me.

Uh, no. Where's Richard and Julia?

We're all set upstairs. And then she called me up..

What's the problem? Nothing

Who the fuck do you think you are? l'm just trying

Who's ready to beat the record? JULlA'S DAD: That was close.

Yeah? She lived in Tarzana

Yeah. Well, so, uh...

Yes, ma'am. So we can do this thing, all right?

You alone in there? Yes.

You asking because it's raining outside? l guess.

You got some coffee brewing here

You okay? You know

You the resident here? Yes.

7:30 this Saturday night.

...and all of the violence was far too much for Sydney Barringer..

...and he has asked me to help him

...and heck if l'm gonna break it.

...and hello to the natural looking

...and if l wanna get to the bottom of who you are and why you are...

...and it's all in vain to call it if it chooses to refuse

...and l'm sure you can identify the, uh....

...and taken from him, and his money stolen

...and that Miss Simms became your caretaker..

...and to do that, and if you don't, well...

...and when l say l do not wanna take it anymore..

...around, up and down, someone's not careful.

...because l wanna do well.

...because l wanted to be a man..

...because l'm Frank T.J. Mackey. Ah, you think about this.

...but do not leave me hanging on this

...but l believe it's that sort of love.

...but the past ain't through with us.

...by Dr. John Harper, president of the association...

...can defeat today's adult challengers, Mim, Luis, and Todd.

...defining it, controlling it, and saying, l will take what is mine.

...engaged as a blackjack dealer, well liked and well regarded...

...Faye and Arthur Barringer...

...for the longest running quiz show in television history.

...he's around, but..

...in the pit of your stomach...

...it goes bad places

...kids.

...knows me, knows my, you know, my, uh, plans and my schemes, you know?

...let alone at a time like this, could be drastic.

...locating your school records at, um, UCLA and, uh, Berkeley.

...met before with Delmer Darion just two nights previous.

...out of the way before we enjoy our coffee.

...over and over and over again...

...Phil...

...plus videos and audio cassettes, and a coupon...

...Saint Suck My Big Fat Fucking Sausage.

...so l gave you my fucking time, bitch.

...so l'm coming to see you.

...so people can watch how silly it is that he's smart!

...talk to you, Jimmy?

...you know, but this is that scene. This is that scene.

...you're gonna have to be tough on yourself