Algie Soundboard (Bully) Edit

Agent Bull, before I give you any sensitive information, I must ask you for the secret password.

Alright, salutations Sir James. It seems my clever brethren have taken control of the funhouse at the carnival.

And I've got a weak bladder.

Are you done now?

Are you like coming up with biological experiments for the school food?

Aren't you afraid you'll get hurt?

At least my mother doesn't hate me.

Be cool, Jimmy. I gotta yeah.

Bobby.

But I was just hoping, Lois. Study. Honestly, I'm so scared.

But why?

Can we find a washer?

Come here, it's not my fault.

Come on, help me out here please.

Come on, I have glasses.

Come on. Please, please, please.

Condiments are just so disgusting, you know. Especially mayonnaise. Yeah.

Could you guys keep it down? I can't concentrate.

Cover me. I'm going in.

Critics.

Did did we really win?

Did we lose again?

Did you break anything?

Did you ever, you know, cheat on a test?

Did you get a Boo Boo?

Do you really have to pee when you get nervous? I do. I get nervous.

Don't get caught with your pants down.

Don't get fresh with the homies.

Don't make me angry.

Don't you be fronting, yo.

Duh.

Even I think you're a loser.

Everybody hates you.

Everyone at Bullworth is so mean.

Everyone on this team is special, yeah?

Fight. Get him.

For me really thanks.

Funny pants.

Get lost, Mayo stain.

Give me 5 dude.

Go away, Jimmy.

Go away, Jimmy.

Go home to your mom.

Gosh, I can't believe Lola actually talked to me.

Greetings friend.

Greetings friend.

Greetings Jimmy.

Greetings, ma'am.

Haha, you just lost the Algernon.

Happy.

Have you ever gone to the washroom by yourself?

He isn't a real fire. Ohh I'm scared.

He makes me really, really, really angry.

He stole it and I can't get it back. Ohh. Please help.

He's such a lame old.

Heard him make him cry.

Hello Edna. Hello doctor watts.

Help me, Jimmy.

Here it is.

Here, that's for you.

Hey Jimmy, did you ever play grottos and gremlins? It's really keen. You can like, totally be a cool hero who kicks ass and stuff.

Hey, Jim.

Hey, Jimmy.

Hey, petie.

Hey, who are there two people in that stall?

Hey, you want a soda? I'm parched.

Hi. I mean yo.

How did I get mayonnaise on my pants? I never even eat that.

I always wondered what it be like to be big and tough and really stupid.

I can't believe anyone likes condiments. I mean, they're like snot or some.

I can't believe I'm actually fighting a child.

I can't believe you ran away from me.

I can't go in there. That's for girls.

I can't wait to tell my mom we won.

I changed my underwear today.

I didn't do anything.

I didn't mean anything really.

I didn't mean it.

I didn't want to do it.

I don't like you.

I feel much better now.

I feel so good. Oh my God. Thank you. Ah ha ha ah.

I get to be on your team, Jimmy.

I gotta go pee pee.

I have to go now. Bye.

I have to go.

I heard Jimmy is going to go to prison.

I hope I didn't scratch my glasses.

I mean, get real.

I really have to pee, but I'm scared. Will you please stand watch? Last time I went in there, they made me eat a urinal PUCO.

I really really, really really really have to go.

I think God's been messing around with Lola. I just can't believe that girl.

I think I might catch asthma.

I think I might get in trouble if I keep hanging out with you.

I think I twisted something.

I think so.

I won't tell anyone. Just please leave me alone.

I wonder what Mom would.

I'll be your friend. Anything you want.

I'll be your Squire, Sir Jim.

I'll get you Mayo, Steve.

I'm begging you, please don't hurt me.

I'm coming out to you.

I'm glad I don't have to wear that.

I'm going to pretend I don't care.

I'm going to tell my mommy about this.

I'm gonna phone my mom and tell her about that.

I'm gonna tell on you.

I'm like super impressed.

I'm not afraid of you.

I'm not scared of you and your hair.

I'm out of here.

I'm sensitive, leave me alone.

I'm so angry.

I'm so clumsy.

I'm so gonna hurt you.

I'm too cool for you, Jimmy.

I've already wet myself once this month. If I do it again, they'll never let me hear the end of it.

I've always been too afraid to.

I've been thinking a lot about snails recently. They're slim.

If my mommy was here, she would be so angry.

If you were a real friend, you'd give me a present.

Is that what you guys are talking about, huh?

It's a trap. It's a trap.

It's all going to lose mustard stain.

Jimmy, I can't go with all that noise.

Jimmy, it's this way, I think.

Jimmy, you're going the wrong way.

Just because you're rich and good looking, jerk.

Just one.

Laughing

Leave us alone, bully.

Let's go check.

Let's try not to lose this time, guys.

Like what I really want.

Lola told me she needs help with her homework. I think it's just a cover for her liking.

Look at me.

Look where you're going, Mr. loser head.

Looks like your homies took care of some lames for us.

Looser pants.

Lose her head.

Loser head.

Loser.

Loser. Yeah, you new boy.

Maybe I don't wanna tell.

Mayo face

Mind your own beeswax.

Mom says I have a real temper, you'll see.

Mom, hi.

Mommy calls me your precious Prince Algernon.

Mommy never would let.

Mommy told me to always wash my hands.

Moonwalk. Yeah.

My mom calls me Prince Algee, she says. I'm really special. Like like a Prince, you know?

My mom says I'll win.

My mom says I'm really special.

My mommy says that lots of kids pee in their bed and it's totally normal.

No way, man.

No, 2 bucks.

No, but it'll do OK. Here's the deal.

No, Lola, she's really hot and actually talked to me the other day. I think maybe she wants to be my girlfriend or something.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Not again.

Not this way.

Now you need my help.

Oh, oh.

Oh, that wasn't meant to be funny.

Ohh come on, don't do this to me.

Ohh critical.

Ohh God I think I'm going to be sick.

Ohh I really gotta go. But what if there's someone in there hole? I'll wait.

Ohh Jimmy.

Ohh no not again.

Ohh please like that's a new one.

Ohh this will be fun.

Ohh wow that sucks.

Ohh yeah and you're so tough.

Ohh yucky. Gross.

Ohh, I have to tell my mommy.

Ohh, I was just joking, you know?

Ohh, that's OK. I wasn't watching that anyway.

Ohh, you're gonna be sorry.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

OK, now all we gotta do is get back to the library.

OK.

Pathetic loser. I'm not a pathetic loser, Mom says. I'm not.

Please don't be mean to me.

Please.

Poopy pants.

Pretty much.

See you laters homies.

See, guys? I told you we lose.

Sheesh, I thought I was whiny.

Sí.

Smelly head.

So like that's anything special?

Sounds like a good idea for grottos and gremlins.

Stinky breath.

Stop.

Stupid hair haha.

Team nerd for the win.

Ted Thompson called me his little buddy. I think we might become friends.

Thanks, Jimmy. Here's the cash. I'll tell my mom that not everyone at bullworth is mean.

That felt funny.

That would never happen at home.

That's enough running, algae.

That's it I've had.

That's like a science experiment gone wrong. Or some.

That's like really lame, man.

That's so loud.

That's the wrong way. Can't you do anything right?

The football team is going to be there this afternoon.

The jocks keep their game sports drink in a cooler, go urinate in it and headset if you will.

The washrooms are really yucky and scary.

There's no lock in here. I can't go if I don't feel secure.

Think I'm gonna? Puke.

This is my normal style of rapping bro who.

This is so much fun.

This isn't really very fun, Jimmy.

Those guys are bad. Ohh we should go another way.

Timmy, why are you hitting me right now?

Um, I gotta go call my mommy.

Um, it's, it's difficult because, you know, that's the thing, yeah.

Um, Jimmy, I gotta go. I really gotta pee.

Um, yeah. You see, the The thing is all. Yeah.

Umm, anyway.

Us help you?

Vomit

Wanna be friends?

We don't let you into our gang, Pete, because you're weird.

We don't like you.

We.

Weirdo scare.

Well, thanks for all the help, Jimmy. Perhaps you could come over the observatory and play a game or two of grottos and gremlins with us sometime.

What is that anyway?

What is, as they say, up Jimmy?

What is, as they say, up Jimmy?

Whine

Whine 2

Who's pathetic now?

Why are you doing that?

Why do we always have to lose?

Why does this always happen to me?

Why would you get a tattoo?

Will be.

Will I get a Gold Star if I tell on someone? I better, because I'm gonna tell anyways.

Word up, Coolio.

Wow, you really showed them?

Wow. Thanks, Jimmy.

Yeah, well, you're a big jerk.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yo, Jimmy.

You don't have a chance against Team new.

You guys are making me nervous.

You just bumped into me.

You really make me want to hit you.

You should tell your mom.

You simple minded, noble foot soldier.

You think you're cool or something, huh?

You won't like me when I'm angry.

You.

You're a complete loser head.

You're gonna be sorry if I catch you.

You're just a big boy.

You're just a loser anyway.

You're just angry because you don't go to school.

You're making me want to hurt you.

You're really gonna get it now.

You're so mean.

You're so naive.

You're such a fraidy cat.

You're such a new new head.

You're such a number.

You're worried about your reputation.

Your mom probably hates you.

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ああ。

ああ。

ああ。

うん。

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