Lance Jackson Soundboard (Bully) Edit

Ah, now how could you do that?

Ah, the toils of bull.

All right, I'll take that because I'm a nice guy.

Alright, Hopkins. Thanks.

Alright, this is how it's gonna go down.

And I'll show you what you gotta make up for in your life.

And just remember.

And that was cool, because I was watching my show. Idiot. Turn it on.

And you ever try to be cool?

At least you're not trying to make up for your flaws.

Big mouth, small balls, right out. Gins.

Bumping me don't make you any cooler, Hopkins.

Can't breathe. Must be my parents smoking.

Chappelle show.

Check out the new kid. Too bad for your old school, huh?

Come on this way.

Coming to the rescue but.

Cool.

Did you, you know, like brush your teeth this?

Does that make you feel cool?

Does that make you feel like a big man?

Don't fight it. It's better that way.

Don't look away, I'll sneak you.

Don't step on my toes, wease.

Don't sweat.

Don't take it out on me, Hopkins.

Everyone so fake, no one says what they mean.

Everyone will think you're a nerd if you read, even if you.

Fall. What a good time of year. Too bad everyone's worried about the rival.

Fates got a funny way of working out the world, but don't think you still got impressed. Me OK?

For sure. What did you expect?

Forget you, man.

Get the hell out of my face. Dudes like you were always the same.

Get your troublemaking ass back here so I could beat.

Good.

Gosh, you guys just don't give up.

Got cash? Check out what I have.

Ha. Check it out. Yeah.

Haha, nice styles man. Great form.

Hard work pays off big time.

Have to remember to tape that show.

Have you bathed lately?

Have you ever, like, been really judgment?

He's a degenerate and a bully. I can vouch for that.

Hello, miss.

Here's my plan. Gotta listen close.

Hey dude, forget it. Please just forget.

Hey Jim, you know that damn sorry man. Gotta run.

Hey Jimmy, I got something you might.

Hey man, I wanted to see if you do something for.

Hey man, I'm here to help you.

Hey, don't take it personally. Just me give him back.

Hey, dude.

Hey, I got a favor to ask.

Hey, thanks man.

Hi.

Hmm. Now if I could read all three tonight.

Hmm. Well, if you say so, I suppose it's true.

Hopkins is such a manipulator, Gary says. It's all his fault.

How you doing?

I can see you're all torn up on the inside. I know what you're feel.

I can't believe this crap is going on. What the hell is the big idea?

I could see it in your eyes. You're nerve.

I don't have anything to prove.

I don't know why more people don't love sci-fi.

I don't need to fight to prove myself to you.

I don't need to get you all bloody to prove my point. Forget.

I don't see why people can't accept me. I'm smart, interesting, smart.

I don't want to do this, but Karma is a bit of a drag.

I got a line and you're crossing right.

I guess that Hopkins had it figured out all along. He's really making a great impress.

I had a great Christmas season, but evidently nothing's changed here. Lots of fights and meaningless grudges.

I hate to admit it, but I'm starved for attention.

I haven't even achieved half my goals.

I just really do not like you.

I just really thought the team was better.

I just wish I could have got just this one.

I just, I just don't. So what now I gotta ohh man.

I knew it. Ohh. It takes a little faith in your teammates.

I know the way. It's over here.

I know, I know. It's just so strange.

I need a plan, a goal, something to work toward.

I need some assistance here boy.

I saw him do it. I know what I saw.

I see they've had a hard time recruit.

I thought people were nice and inherently good, you know? But only one cares about us. Who's.

I transpose everyone else's problems under myself and it's like a cancer. It's eating me alive.

I understand. You gotta take it out on me. Don't worry, I won't hold a grudge.

I was just wondering. Ohh forget it. Talk to you.

I would never stoop to that level, you.

I'd say it's time to find a new team.

I'll be here for you if you ever want to talk about.

I'll give you 10 reasons why you ain't any better than.

I'll give you the cold shoulder right back.

I'll remember. I'll revenge.

I'm glad for you things are looking.

I'm going to read at least 200 books this year. It sounds crazy, I know, but I will do.

I'm not a bad guy, you're just an easy to.

I'm not big, but I'm not scared in any way.

I'm not ever gonna rise above. I keep losing.

I'm not gonna even pretend I get what's going on.

I'm not one for teaching lessons or whatever, but this dude's gotta go down.

I'm not perfect, not even close, but I go around telling people their motivations for doing stuff.

I'm really happy that I'm above all this bullying crap. It's so immature.

I'm sick of this much of fighting crap that goes on.

I'm sure they're not really professionally trained.

If more people could just educate themselves.

If you were a bit nicer, maybe I wouldn't hate you so much.

If you weren't such an attention all you wouldn't have hurt yourself just now.

Is the thrill of landing a trick worth your horribly bruised ego?

Is this some kind of a joke which wannabe did?

It didn't have to come to this, but you crossed my line.

It takes a lot to push me to fight, but you're just about.

It's a long fall from the top Hopkins.

Jimmy.

Just answer one question why? Why do you do this?

Just because it's your town don't mean you won.

Just because your mom don't love you doesn't mean you gotta be a jerk.

Just remember you called me.

Just to let you know, whatever you're doing ain't working for you.

Lance GREE v4

Leave him alone, pal. No one messes with us.

Leaving yourself, that's what I always say.

Let me help you spend a few days chatting with me and you feel so much better.

Let's do that one again. Come on.

Listen to this.

Listen, man, we don't gotta do this.

Look, man, take your anger out on what you're angry at. I didn't do nothing.

Looks like someone's got some self esteem issues.

Maybe I should grow a flat top. It's so out it's cool.

My folks say I'm a genius. I doubt it. I do read a heck of a lot.

My parents would be appalled.

No one even reads anymore. It's like everyone's happy being stupid.

No problem.

No, I don't like to fight, but what option do I have?

No, no, this way.

No. See that all.

Not over there. Come on.

Now look at that. That's what is wrong with this.

Now look, violence is just an escape, don't you see that?

Now this I could get used to start some new trending crap, yeah.

Of course I have to get stuck with the laziest kids in school.

Oh my gosh, I almost forgot to tell you.

Oh, oh.

Oh, that's wicked. Sincerely, seriously, man.

Ohh crap, now we're in for it.

Ohh frig off.

Ohh here we go.

Ohh hi.

Ohh I can smell your stomach you dirtbag.

Ohh man I gotta hit the gym or something.

Ohh who died in here? God.

Ohh yeah.

Ohh, that's it. School restraint food.

Ohh. I guess I deserved that. Ohh.

OK, cool. Whatever.

Please don't. Please.

Really, you're just lying to yourself. You know there's a bigger problem here.

Right on what a team.

Run, you coward.

Screw you, jerkwad.

So do we sit and wait for something good to happen or was that?

So long for.

So yours now.

Sorry pal, I need to take that bike from.

Stop trying to fit in so hard, and the world will fall right into place.

That could be dangerous.

That one part where it goes, who switch. That was so freaking cool.

That sounds like something I could get into.

That was a great athletic performance.

That was an amazing book. Love, action, drama, everything.

That was pretty stupid. You gotta use your head, man.

That was some sweet stuff right there.

That wasn't no lovetap Jackass.

That's the way a team works.

The administration here is really good, in spite of all the crap they have to put up with.

The kids would learn way more if they spent their time learning instead of bullying.

The new kid, Gary, says he's a total bum.

The worst thing about this school is probably everyone's lack of comradery.

There is some sick stuff going on right there.

These guys are amateurs.

These would be slick if it was 20 years ago.

They're trying to be as freaky as possible, trying to hide the fact that they're not.

This blood's gonna be on your hand.

This is going to be hard.

Trying to piss off your parents, huh? I'll give you a Shiner. You can be proud.

Well Hopkins ohh crap, I forgot about something.

Well, I guess hitting the books is the way to go.

Well, I suppose you're gonna do your thing. Get on with it.

Well, I'm a bit of a skeptic, so I don't know about.

Well, the bullies are all getting into the swing of things with all the new freshmen arrive.

Well, this is my fate, I suppose.

What are you thinking, maniac?

What are you trying to make up for Hopkins?

What are you trying to make up for?

What in the hell is?

What is this? An attempt to make yourself feel superior to me?

What's the big idea, huh? Normal people don't go around doing that kind of thing.

What's up?

What's wrong with me? I know I could do better than that.

What's your deal? First with friends, now you're doing this.

What's your?

Whatever, tough guy.

Whatever. You ain't worth my time or my energy.

Who blindsided my ass?

Who's got the nerve to pick up a nasty ass rat and throw it at my frigging head?

Who's trying to be cool? Who pulled that crap? Ohh well guess it got me out of the test.

Whoops, sorry.

Why do you always gotta try to be tough?

Why do you do these things? What's going on inside of that head of yours?

Why does everyone gotta gossip so much? It's pointless. Utterly despicable.

Why don't you prove yourself to someone who cares?

Why me? Why me?

Why would anyone do that kind of bullcrap? It ain't right. It ain't fair. It just ain't cool.

Why you being so cheated? This doesn't make you cool.

Why you gotta be like that?

Winters here and surprise, surprise, all these people are still fighting and bickering amongst themselves.

With these guys, we're not even gonna have to try.

Yeah, so that gets a whopping 2 out of 10 for coolness. Boring.

Yeah, that is amazing.

Yeah, that's awesome, man. Awesome.

Yeah, that's wild, man. Truly wild.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yo come help me out.

Yo man, take this.

Yo, man, just cool down. Chill.

Yo, man.

You are leaving me much of a choice.

You are so primitive.

You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

You can't think so you gotta bro. Huh. Bring it up.

You could have proved your point without fighting.

You do that tattoo yourself.

You don't have to prove anything.

You don't know crap about me, so don't start judging my life.

You got some heavy issues, pal.

You gotta act tough to seem cool, huh?

You gotta grow a mean ass goatee. Yeah, that's what the ladies are.

You gotta pay up if you want my help.

You guys aren't ever gonna be popular. May as well stop fighting now.

You just don't have what it takes.

You just need a new outlook that's.

You just need to think harder, kid.

You know, I bet there's something else going on with you. You don't have to be a bully.

You know, I'm so hard and everyone around me, but I never judge myself.

You know, if you could do something more than to throw up, people might not mind.

You know, maybe today's the day you turn over a new leaf.

You know, some people actually like.

You know, there's this whole bully epidemic here and I just don't get.

You see?

You think cause you gotta ride, you got the right to hit.

You think you're better than everything. Go school yourself.

You think you're ever gonna get past this bully face if you don't turn inward you?

You want my help? Not for free, you?

You're a real loser, you know that?

You're just like the rest of them. Pathetic.

You're looking to get her ain't.

You're not gonna be any cooler when you lose to.

You're pissing me off even more now.

You're stepping over the threshold, pal. Watch.

You're such a scam.

You've got a big mouth.

You've got a lot of nerve. I might just step on your ass.

You've got a problem with me. Say so.

Your mom cut your hair.

Your tough guy act won't save your ass now.

うわあ。

わわわ。