Daria (1997) - Season 3 Edit

A complex and interesting young lady worth knowing,

A very funny thing happened to the prince.

Absolutely nothing, and I am sick of it!

Actually, I'm not sure that I want an identity based on appearance.

Actually, it's much worse.

Actually...

Alienated? Why, Daria?

All I care about is that this dream isn't the first sign of a brain tumor.

All in a day's work.

All right, Daria, don't start your turn till your front wheels are past the corner.

All right, I hope you people are ready to dance because we have with us tonight,

All right, I'll sign.

All right, you talked me into it.

All right, you win. We'll help.

All right. The Holidays!

All the way from Lawndale, the Holidays!

All you need do is ask.

Alone.

And admit that you care about the way you look, even just a little.

And always gets depressed by the end of the day.

And don't tell me to relax.

And hey, you may not believe this, but I could stand to be a little smarter, so I got some.

And I don't want you to believe for a second that I think you need contact lenses.

And I think that really motivated the guys.

And I understand and respect your objection to contacts,

And if I bang into anyone else at school I'll be arrested for assault.

And if so, do they include Christmas, Halloween and Guy Fawkes Day?

And if there's ever anything I can do for you,

And it would set your parents back a couple hundred bucks.

And my winged horse, Pegasus, and I will be at your service.

And obviously a new wardrobe.

And she didn't want to wear her glasses, so she's stumbling around and bumping into stuff.

And she doesn't want to share her paycheck.

And that concludes the report of the Accessory Committee.

And that's not a very nice thing to say, by the way

And the next word out of your mouth will be that particular someone

And the usual tiresome worries about giant papillary conjunctivitis.

And their own ignorance.

And then suddenly you did something that showed maybe you do care a little about what other people think of you.

And then, as if that weren't bad enough,

And there'll be no more discussions about it. Okay?

And they seem so nice in the appliance store ads.

And we didn't even have to buy a stupid card.

And we're hoping you can talk them into going home with us.

And what do you mean, fake?

And where is Holiday Island?

And you call yourself a friend.

And you like that Daria better than the Daria who cares about her looks.

And, now that it has, I feel strangely... serene.

Are we done here? You're getting heavy.

Are you okay, Daria?

Are you okay, Daria?

Are you okay?

Are you still hung up on that vanity thing?

Are you taking some kind of experimental depression medicine?

Aren't you nosy? You really know how to make someone not feel at home.

Aren't your parents freaking out?

Arriving at Holiday Island Planet P Project Why Me?

As stupid as it sounds, these are actual holiday spirits on the run from the law.

Atlanta mall manager Gifford Jones.

Au contraire! Sounds great!

Aunt Amy?

Aunt Amy?

Because clear ones don't call attention to themselves so much, which maybe you want.

Because Halloween got a job at Coffee Cafe

Because it would really bother me if you thought that.

Because knowing that a brain can be worried about her looks makes me feel,

Because there's nothing wrong with wearing glasses.

Big crack in the sidewalk coming up. You'll want to watch that.

Blue goes with just about any outfit, but green adds that touch of exotica that many young women crave...

Bollocks!

Both of you shut up!

Boy, she just doesn't get it, does she?

Boy, you weren't kidding about still being blurry. You're walking into more people than you're walking by.

Brit really loves them. Gotta go.

Brittany, how does the prince change in this story?

Bull's eye.

Bunch of saint's days

But believe me, it is.

But contacts are better for some things, like driving or sports.

But I wouldn't do so if I didn't think you had the inner strength to hear and to heed.

But proms are for tossers!

But really it's through a dimensional wormhole in back of the Good Time Chinese Restaurant.

But that's just a natural reflex.

But then there'll be no Christmas or Halloween or Guy Fawkes Day.

But then, who could resist being able to change their eye color at will...

But they just got here, right?

But this is the last straw.

But we need you.

But what color were you thinking?

But when I put them on and look in the mirror again, I think...

But why no glasses?

But...?

By the way, Daria,

Calling them ladies, I mean.

Can I help you?

Can you at least recommend a doctor?

Can't allow parents to have baby...

Caramel... plum... of course, black is always good...

Check out the unsold Halloween candy.

Christmas and Guy Fawkes Day are pissed off

Christmas, Halloween and Folks Day...

Christmas, Halloween and Guy Fawkes Day came to Lawndale for Chinese food.

Class, I have some extremely disturbing news.

Closing credits The Posies Will You Ever Ease Your Mind

Come in!

Come on, Daria, what's the matter?

Come on, man, Daria's cool.

Come on, man! We're making electronica history.

Come on, Mom.

Come on, the show must go on or something.

Come on. A gig's a gig.

Contacts? Great!

Cool thoughts... a river running to the ocean... far from here...

Cool!

Correct.

Could I ask your opinion on something?

Could they make the holidays any more vulgar?

Creative.

Da...

Dad, can I have a...

Damn it, don't you have any conscience at all?

Damn siblings.

Damn subdermal irritants.

Damn you, woman

Daria

Daria and Jane drinking juice at Jane's house Cake Never There

Daria has a plan Zebrahead Get Back

Daria meeting Cupid and St. Patrick's Day Pulp Like a Friend

Daria was wondering if you've heard of any new hiphop punk electronica bands in town.

Daria, give me some credit.

Daria, I just think that your field of vision could really be enhanced...

Daria, I like your new look.

Daria, if we're to make any progress at all you must be absolutely honest with me. Now,

Daria, is that you? What happened to your glasses?

Daria, Jane and the holidays at Pizza King Jay Z Can I Get A

Daria, my deposition was postponed 'til tomorrow, so I thought,

Daria, something's wrong with Mom and Dad.

Daria, wait!

Daria, we've got to do something about Mom and... what's going on?

Daria, what happened?

Daria, what's wrong with admitting to a little vanity?

Daria, you can't possibly have some ethical issue with wearing contacts.

Daria, you're giving me a headache!

Daria, you've made some new friends!

Daria!

Daria?

Daria?

Daria?

Daria? What are you doing here?

Daria's boots, can you tell me where Daria is?

Did he wear glasses?

Did she give us up?

Did you get contact lenses?

Didn't you see him?

Do you have mirrors in your house, Daria?

Do you look in them before you go out?

Do you own it?

Do you think contacts reveal the you ness inside?

Doesn't sound like much fun, does it?

Don't be stupid, Daria. That English one is cute.

Don't have to be a wise man to figure that out.

Don't tell me she's mad at herself for caring how she looks?

Don't you just love it when it's overcast?

Dude, for once, I agree with you.

Dude, relax.

Dude, you and I know that, but this chick doesn't.

During my driving lesson.

Easy for you to relax.

Either that or a shot of Ralph Fiennes. Whichever.

Embarrassed? Of course not!

English dude.

Enter.

Ever since Christmas and Halloween left, the social order has gone totally haywire.

Everything is cool. Everything is love, baby.

Everything's fine.

Exactly.

Excellent!

Excellent. Then maybe we can crash at your house for a while.

Excuse me, but this is my home.

Excuse me?

Fashion Club meeting The Lightning Seeds Pure

Fewer cavities. That's good.

Figures

Finally! Hurry up and get inside. People want to dance.

Food laden student at three o'clock.

For now, let's just say he's the St. Patrick's Day leprechaun and I'm Cupid.

For one thing, you have to be happy all the time.

For the presidents.

From a teacher's point of view.

Funny.

Get off my back, Helen!

Get off the stage, nimnob!

Get what?

Get your own job

Go ahead and have your stupid baby! I can't take this anymore!

God bless us, everyone.

God, Daria. Even your imaginary friends are embarrassing.

God, isn't that annoying?

God, that was close.

Gonna work your way up to humans slowly?

Good for you, Daria! What a positive gesture!

Good one.

Good.

Good. Maybe we'll sound decent for once.

Great idea! Thanks.

Great! Wasn't that great, Quinn?

Great. A week in town and we've got our first narc.

Great. Now who are they really?

Green beer. And I don't even drink. It's congenital.

Gross! Beer.

Guess I have to.

Guy Fawkes Day?

Hang on, all I asked was...

Hanging out with your parents is considered cool these days.

Have left Holiday Island and come here to Lawndale.

Have you been drinking some out of season nog, perhaps?

Have you ever been forced to spread love and joy 24 hours a day?

Have you noticed how completely imbecilic your country is?

Haven't slept... must stay alert...

He became the poor guy formerly known as the prince?

He came running right up on your side of the car.

He wears glasses.

He, um, he doesn't turn into a frog, does he?

He's cute. So why do I want to deck him all the time?

He's wearing glasses, right?

Helen and Jake going for a walk Lauryn Hill Ex Factor

Helen and Jake's love scenes Mariah Carey Vision of Love

Hello?

Her pride.

Here, now let me do the talking.

Hey

Hey, come on, Daria, wait!

Hey, come on, Daria, wait!

Hey, Daria, Jane. Notice anything different?

Hey, Daria. Looks good.

Hey, glasses, no glasses, either way works for me.

Hey, I can't find any sugar coated cookies.

Hey, Janey. Daria.

Hey, Jodie knows what it's like.

Hey, my favorite niece.

Hey, no problem. I found you a replacement

Hey, now's your chance to sign up.

Hey, Quinn! Uh oh, keep driving. She must be in trouble

Hey, the contacts are back, huh?

Hey, Trent

Hey, Veteran's Day. Take care of this guy.

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, what's going on?

Hi, Brittany.

Hi, girls.

Hi, guys. Where are we going?

Hi, kids! Isn't it a great day?

Hi, Mrs. Morgendorffer.

Hi.

Hold on! They said they were too good for us.

Hold on. You got a license?

Holidays?

Honestly, I think the only reason she ever gets in touch at all is so that she can get under my skin.

Honey, how long has it been since we took a walk?

How about a little walk? I'm buying.

How about thinking people should accept me for who I am without my having to change?

How can anyone have so little instinct for parenting?

How do you know?

How many fingers?

How would you feel about trying contact lenses?

How's your day going?

I almost killed a dog yesterday.

I always knew this day would come and wondered how it would be.

I believe on that one I can go with a definite "no

I can handle sharing space with jerks.

I can see that, funny gal.

I can't believe we let you talk us into coming back.

I can't continue to live my life like some kind of monk in a nunnery!

I can't tell, dude. Her parents are all, like, "blah, blah, blah."

I cannot tell a lie. You are hatchet city, man.

I could!

I couldn't live with myself if I hit a dog.

I did?

I didn't know that. Isn't that a problem?

I don't blame you. Why settle for vanity when you can have pure egotism?

I don't deserve you, Helen.

I don't know, not so shallow or something.

I don't know.

I don't know. Who's Eunice and why doesn't she get her own body?

I don't see way off to the side too well.

I got contacts.

I got it

I got normal dreams, normal desires,

I got them for driving.

I got them for driving.

I gotta admit, that was the right thing to say.

I guess so. Let's find those other two guys.

I have an idea.

I hope so.

I hope this isn't going to change your opinion of me.

I hope you don't think I've changed or compromised or become a shallow person who only cares about their looks.

I just meant that a revised outer you is an even more confident manifestation of the unchanged inner you...

I just want you to know I think it's really brave of you to get those contact lenses

I just want you to know that I was thinking about our conversation the other day,

I know you're scared. We'll start slow with some scrunchies.

I know, but it's still a cool trick.

I know.

I like having friends. So I got a pair without any lenses.

I like it... man, you're in.

I mean, having contacts is no more vain than primping in the mirror.

I mean, listen to this note she sent when she was in Hawaii:

I need a shower.

I need to speak to someone more attuned to matters of... appearance.

I never even saw him! I'm a dog killer!

I prefer "X."

I tell you the truth, this whole thing's got me very confused.

I thank you kindly. You've saved the holidays.

I think to myself, "Never mind the glasses.

I think we have to go to Holiday Island.

I thought I didn't need Christmas spirit anymore.

I want my glasses back.

I want to drive a normal car with normal tires, yeah!

I wanted to fit in better.

I was afraid my glasses were making me too smart.

I was thinking about your high frequency hearing.

I wish Daria were here.

I'd love to see how it turns out. Send me a picture, okay?

I'll just ride it out and see where it takes me, Zelda Fitzgerald style

I'm a hypocrite and a phony.

I'm a teen holiday and it sucks, yeah! Oh, yeah.

I'm a teen holiday and it sucks!

I'm a teen holiday and it sucks!

I'm a teen holiday and it sucks!

I'm afraid we're fresh out of house shaped food.

I'm finally alone on Thanksgiving with a TV dinner.

I'm here.

I'm joking, Daria. How are you?

I'm not wearing them.

I'm on the phone.

I'm really psyched, babe. All that bench pressing is paying off.

I'm sorry to speak so harshly, Kevin,

I'm sorry, but I can't help you.

I'm sure my vision will clear up soon.

I'm thinking about getting contact lenses.

I'm warning you!

I've got three fugitive holidays staying in my room.

I've got to follow them around and make sure it doesn't happen

I've got to take them out, but I don't have my glasses here.

If they don't want to go back to Holiday Island, I support their choice.

If you wear your lenses according to instructions and take care of them properly.

Instead of seeing your glasses and jumping to some moronic conclusion based on ridiculous stereotypes

Interesting sound.

Is she locked in or something?

It does?

It doesn't even sound like Elvis.

It has been nice. Very nice.

It is for dogs.

It just gives you different options about the way you look.

It only seems like high school.

It was?

It wasn't me. I much prefer fiber spectroanalysis.

It wouldn't change your personality, it wouldn't change your values,

It's a chain.

It's a gift. But why did you get contact lenses?

It's cool. We come in peace.

It's like, I know my glasses set me apart.

It's no fair making a popular person compete with a new baby.

It's not like you're E.T. or somebody.

It's not my field of vision you want to enhance.

It's not my outfit.

It's Trent.

Jake, I'm on it.

Jane can't help me.

Jane!

Jeffy and Jamie's car music Fatboy Slim Gangsta Trippin'

Just a boring, old walk.

Just don't tell...

Just get the toilet paper and meet me out front and we'll play it by ear.

Just love and be loved and try to cool out.

Kevin, how come you always know just what to say?

Kevin, I must say I'm mystified by your continuing inability to absorb anything from this class.

Kids are too materialistic anyway.

Kind of a hiphop punk electronica vibe.

Learner's permit.

Leave me the hell alone!

Let me know.

Let's go. Just us guys

Let's shred!

Life as we know it has come to a halt.

Like she can even see the camera without her glasses.

Like we're not that different, just human, or whatever.

Lincoln's going to make me recite the Pledge of Allegiance. Call him off!

Look at this picture of her smiling by the pool.

Look closely, lassie.

Look out for that branch.

Look, honey.

Look, I feel stupid enough as it is.

Maybe to you. And turn off that bleedin' music.

Meet Holiday Island's number one harpsichord player... acoustic and electric.

Mom, I have something to tell you.

Mom, that reverse psychology of yours is killer.

Ms. Morgendorffer?

Must be strong, Quinn. Be strong.

My glasses sort of block the view.

My God, you're not getting a new look, are you?

My imaginary friend fell down.

My parents aren't quite themselves.

My turn. Now, you should feel relaxed and warm.

Name that tune.

Name two.

Nativities mean Christmas, and Christmas means revenue.

Never mind that.

Nice?! It's been the most boring, worst time in my entire life!

No contacts today.

No glasses, either.

No Guy Fawkes Day?

No harm done.

No harm done.

No need, dude.

No problem. I can talk anybody into anything.

No, actually, I can't see.

No, I don't think anything like that.

No, no, no. That's what I thought, too.

No, she gave them to an orphan.

No, we want you to do the opposite.

No, you shut up. Where are we playing?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I was being sarcastic

Nobody's going to take them away from you.

Nope, she really doesn't.

Nope, this is the best Christmas, Halloween, Valentine's,

Not another step, lassie.

Not anymore.

Not if you want to get technical about it.

Nothing

Nothing. Just passing by. Saw your light on.

Now my mother's bugging me about contacts again.

Now she's definitely not going to help us.

Now she's definitely not going to help us.

Now they're thinking of having another baby!

Now, show me once again how you put the lens in.

Now, watch out for the girl with the red face who's forgotten how to walk.

Now, what horrible consequence followed the disappearance of Guy Fawkes Day?

Now, when he shed his regal vestments and began dressing as if he had no money,

Of course not

Of course not, that's just stupid.

Of course not.

Of course not.

Of course not. The inner you, that's what's important.

Of course, you don't wear glasses, so from your point of view, it's all theoretical.

Of the people, by the people...

Oh, and don't forget the eggs.

Oh, certainly.

Oh, God. You're Christmas, right?

Oh, he's not a baby. He's a leprechaun.

Oh, it's Daria. She couldn't get her contacts in today

Oh, Jakey wakie...

Oh, Mr. Einsteen!

Oh, my God, did I kill him?

Oh, never mind. That's you.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, really?

Oh, shut up, you bloody... idiot!

Oh, sorry.

Oh, that sister of mine. She's as twisted as a corkscrew.

Oh, we'll figure it out when we get there.

Oh, yeah, you're one huge narcissist.

Oh, yeah? Anybody ever make you fly around in a diaper?

Oh, yeah? Then what did I look like before?

Oh, yeah. That is the worst and cruelest thing they could do to you.

Oh, yes, you do, Jakey

Oh. Hi, Daria

Oh... well, am I supposed to?

Okay then, time to go.

Okay, everybody. Enough!

Okay, freeloaders.

Okay, I get that they were irritating you so you thought you'd give them a rest.

Okay, I'll come back.

Okay, so now that you're more or less awake, are you ready to tell me I've sold out?

Okay, when did your "friend" first begin to suspect that your outfit sucked?

Okay. The mall I don't mind

One where I intend never to boldly go.

Only thing is, you'd have to take a vacation. Oh well, sorry I brought it up. My love to all, Amy."

Or maybe they will.

Or we go downtown and apply for a seeing eye dog.

Outside the Lawndale Mall George Michael Outside

Pass the cookie dough.

Poorly.

Possible concern over bulbar hyperemia,

Pouring coffee is for wankers.

President's Day.

Quinn leaving Sandi's house Gomez 78 Stone Wobble

Quinn walking into Daria's bedroom Fastball Fire Escape

Quinn, honey, I think you need to take a leave of absence from the Fashion Club

Quinn, please, this is hard enough.

Quinn, why don't you get that girl who lives with you to follow your parents around?

Quinn, you rule.

Quinn! Well, your father and I are taking a walk.

Quinn?

Race you to the bedroom, honey

Ready?

Really?

Really?

Really? You think?

Really. Get some sleep and come back when you're not so...

Really. Is any gig worth this?

Really. Let's just hope we never meet leap year.

Really. They're so cute when they smile at you

Really. You dudes need to get your story straight.

Rehearsal

Réponses au blindtest :

Right, because you can't be seen by other mortals

Right! They should accept you for who you are:

Right. Hello, lovers.

Saint Patrick's, President's and Guy Fawkes Day ever.

Sandi, you're such good friend.

Sandi!

See all the toys that kids won't be getting this Christmas?

See, Cupid shot Mom and Dad full of love

See?

See? So now I'll be smart but not too smart.

Seeing is okay. It's having to talk to that little twit that'd drive us crazy.

She doesn't act like she's cool.

She has holidays staying with her...

She wore glasses.

She's feeling a little alienated today.

Short for "Xmas."

Should I care that none of this makes any sense?

Shut up, we want to dance!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up! Are you going to help us get them back or not?

Shut your gob, you little green...

Sit down, Daria. I can help you.

So I guess it's back to the glasses tomorrow.

So I guess it's time to go to Trent's and rehearse.

So I'd help him get these guys back to Holiday Island.

So I'm a bleeding holiday,

So if anything does go wrong, it's my fault?

So if not that, then what?

So let's see, there's really nothing to worry about other than a slight risk of epithelial edema,

So now what, eagle eye?

So now who's in charge?

So then I said, "Come on, ladies let's kick some butt!"

So to hell with them and what they think of you and your glasses."

So why are you talking to the stall?

So why are you wearing them now?

So, I don't see any downside at all.

So, no more contacts

So, you'll help us, right?

So... why are you wearing them now?

Someone has apparently pilfered the school's fingerprinting kit.

Sometimes I wonder if you're too cynical, even for me.

Sorry

Sorry, Upchuck.

Sorry, we can't tell you. We're on a secret mission.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sounds fair. Here then, smell this.

Stupid... moronic...

Subtle barbs.

Suppose you were well known for not caring what other people think of you,

Sure she's cool. Come on, Daria, do something cool.

Sweet Daria, you don't have to resort to a ruse to get into my personal space.

Talking toilet?

Tell me about the secret mission.

Thanks for respecting my confidence.

Thanks, Aunt Amy.

Thanks!

Thanksgiving tried to step up, but he's got a lot of screwed up family problems

That Daria chick is going to screw everything up a lot worse than she thinks.

That doesn't mean you can take a break!

That doesn't prove anything.

That means: the less reason for my family to get together, until presto!

That was absolutely brilliant!

That was really nice, Brittany.

That'll be our position.

That's Daria's life mission.

That's it. Now, accelerate as you start to straighten... good.

That's it. Right up against the eyeball.

That's not it. Everyone already knows I'm vain.

That's really strange.

That's right.

That's the problem with you brains: you think lying is child's play.

That's what we'll be saying all our lives.

That's what's the matter.

That's why I'm proud to be your friend.

The bastard.

The girl mustn't know about us.

The glasses are me, uncompromising and unconceited. Well, not anymore.

The glasses are you.

The more debased they become, the less reason to celebrate them,

The opposite of what?

The outside chance of keratoconus and polymegethism,

The presidents aren't going to like this.

The problem?

The real you... the you ness inside.

The savior went down to Georgia, tonight on Sick, Sad World.

The world's largest nativity scene... in August?

Then it's not really yours, is it?

Then shut them up.

Then, of course, you'll want to change your hair to frame your new face, a decision unto itself

There's more to my life than that, I say

There's no reason to expect any complications whatsoever

There's not a baked good in the place,

There's some kids coming. Never mind, they turned the corner.

These contacts are itching the hell out of me.

They came here to start a band.

They cut off his inheritance malto allegro.

They ran the place.

They were, like, the two coolest kids in school.

They're not bad, but they need a guitar player.

They're symbolic of the whole Daria thing.

This chick is cool.

This doesn't seem so bad. What's the problem?

This is awesome!

This is going to screw up the natural order.

This is great! You want to borrow my lipstick?

This is just for the tourists, dude.

This is just like a high school.

This is kind of hard to explain.

This is not happening.

This is why we need closed rehearsals, man.

This place looks dead.

To have standards too high to live up to.

Tone, babe. You heard what Mr. O said about seeing my inner strength.

Too bad. You'll need it when the new baby arrives.

Too long. From now on, let's walk every day.

Trent?

Uh huh, sounds good.

Uh oh, here comes Memorial Day.

Uh, Quinn, could I ask...

Um, anyone for pizza? My treat.

Um, babe, he was trying to say you're not getting any smarter.

Um, I kind of have to get back to my band.

Um, I wanted to ask your advice about something.

Um, I'm not sure if it'll work without any lenses.

Um, I'm wearing contact lenses.

Um, is that bad?

Um, is there any chance my eyes won't fall out?

Um, it's...

Um, my imaginary friend?

Um, sheer vanity?

Um, thanks.

Um, yeah, better. But, um... I'm still a little blurry.

Um, yeah.

Um, yes.

Utter tripe...

Wait a minute! I...

Watch out for the dog.

Watch out, Daria!

We are just human or whatever.

We can't have another kid, Helen!

We have reason to believe that Christmas, Halloween and Guy Fawkes Day

We need to speak to you, miss.

We thought we might find you burnouts here.

We want you to talk them into leaving Lawndale.

We'll find somebody else to help us.

We'll just tell them what a cool place Lawndale is

We're alone! Blissfully...

We're boycotting!

We're gonna need the smart chick.

We're supposed to say "in your heart,"

We're voting on a new name.

We've got parties booked for the next year!

We've had this conversation before.

Well done!

Well, don't blame me!

Well, history is just as popular here as it is in Lawndale.

Well, I can't wear my contacts until I see the doctor again, that's for sure.

Well, I got to thinking about what you said about glasses making you smart, Daria.

Well, I have all afternoon to figure out how to break it to her.

Well, I haven't checked her in the last half hour. How was Hawaii?

Well, I know they're wanted back at Holiday Island.

Well, I'd probably say... bollocks!

Well, I'm not pregnant

Well, if it doesn't work out you can go out for football.

Well, if it isn't the spirit of nagging and his friend.

Well, isn't it kind of... vain?

Well, it's like, mmm... bollocks, is what it's like

Well, look at that.

Well, now that you've spilled the beans and admitted you're crazy,

Well, now we know why people only want them to come around once a year.

Well, thank you, Brittany. You're right.

Well, then, you're already going to hell, so you might as well get the lenses;

Well, there's only two periods left. Can you hold out?

Well, try not to stay up too late.

Well, you lead an interesting life when I'm not around.

What about my parents?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What did she say?

What do you care if we go back to Holiday Island?

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What if one of your fellows comes by?

What the hell are you talking about?

What was that?

What was that? Kevin?

What what's like?

What would you say if I told you I got you a paying gig?

What would you think if I got contacts?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Is this a trick?

What? No!

What'd she hurt?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's really going on?

What's so bad about Holiday Island, anyway?

What's that about?

What's the catch? Why don't you ask your friend Jane?

What's with this fake cobweb stuff?

What's wrong, Quinn?

When did you first begin to suspect that your outfit sucked?

When he turned up his nose at accordion lessons,

When I look in the mirror without them I can't see a thing.

When you've reached the legal drinking age, that is,

Where are all the holidays?

Where are your glasses?

Where are your glasses?

Where's the pen?

Where's your Christmas spirit?

Who are all these holidays?

Who are you talking to?

Who are you?

Who is this?

Who makes you feel like Queen Cleopatra.

Who said I need help?

Who told you you had to be a martyr to principle?

Who's that?

Whoa, Daria. You really know a lot about music.

Whoever she is, she must be very sad. I can't stop tearing up.

Why else would they be... you know..

Why not try out those new contacts with an unscheduled driving lesson?

Why not?

Why not? I'm obviously having some kind of nervous breakdown.

Why would she want to share her paycheck?

Why, yes, he's wearing glasses. Although, ironically, he doesn't need them.

Why?

Will you stop with the idiotic voice?

Wish I were still there. What can I do for you?

Would that invalidate everything you'd done and said up till then and make you a hypocrite?

Would you mind telling Quinn I killed him?

Wow, Holiday Island has a Good Time Chinese Restaurant, too?

Wow, the mall.