Daria (1997) - Season 1 Edit

A classroom full of guys and a male teacher?

A collection to get safe new goal posts.

A commitment's a commitment.

A complimentary class?

A guy died, and you're talking about what a jerk he was.

A hair scrunchie?

A herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.

A high school party? Please.

A hundred miles? To go to a mall?

A little of each, Upchuck.

A lot of good men died in that conflict, Kevin.

A month?!?

A popular guy died, and now I'm popular because I'm the misery chick.

A real team player.

A really big makeup experiment.

A really good quarterback, everybody liked him, kinda hunky, you know.

A reflection about poor Tommy Sherman, no doubt.

A team of talent scouts from Amazon Models will be here this week as part of their national talent search,

A traction pulley?

A whipping. It's nice that they keep some of the old traditions.

A whole store full of shorts for sports!

A young man, our hero,

About people just like you, only more pathetic

About the way we were making jokes about him dying and then, boom, it happened.

About...

Absolutely complimentary, Helen,

Actually, he seemed to think I was your au pair.

Actually, I may just skip college and stay home.

Actually, I think I'm going to walk by

Actually, I'm sending an erotic letter to a female inmate I met on the Internet.

Actually, Quinn, it wouldn't hurt if you took the course too.

After history class Fiona Apple Shadowboxer

After twenty two thankless years, they just up and leave

After?

Again, sweetie. In, out. You keep that going! Bye!

Ah, Brittany. Sometimes, despite a complete lack of insight,

Ah, Quinn, that is excellent.

Ah, they've chosen the Keg Queen. It's a huge honor.

Ahh... Brittany.

All hail, Pippi Longstocking. Hey Trent, come look at this!

All I'm getting is the Forecast Channel.

All in all, then, the whole college experience kind of sucked.

All in favor of a class trip to the mall next Friday instead of our usual surprise quiz?

All opposed?

All right hon, let's make some lips...

All right, all right, he can watch.

All right, class. Who can tell me which war Mainfest Destiny was used to justify?

All right, funny gal, your turn!

All right, girls, caress those perfect pectorals.

All right, guys. Best man wins.

All right, he's yours now, but I'll always be his first.

All right, ladies, your worst enemy is at the end of the catwalk.

All right, ladies.

All right, little lady

All right, then.

All right, then.

All right, then.

All right, these are the sort of poses...

All right, you can participate in the open class, but it goes no further.

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! Field trip! Where are we going, man?

All the football players are automatically invited.

All the lines are pointing to one spot on the horizon.

All the students are invited, but Quinn will be among the lucky few to be coached on stage.

All these doo dads are yours for free!

Allow me, fair maiden.

Almost.

Although it would probably be considered a felony in most states.

Although, you're more the "movie of the week" type.

Always so freaking sensitive.

Am I speaking to the mother of Quinn Morgendorffer?

An encyclopedia is an unusual product for a supermodel to promote, isn't it?

And a female counselor talks to us about body image.

And a little skort set.

And a ride home from your little friend would be great

And a smelly old corpse.

And an ethics violation Dr. Shar just doesn't need right now!

And an experience that we expect will generate many compliments.

And as long as we're here, let's do something about that hair.

And begging your parents for money.

And besides, nobody ever said they were going steady,

And buying me stuff and driving me places, but it does mean that...

And condition Kevin... I mean, condition a mouse using positive or negative reinforcement.

And Daria, after the movie we'll stop at Books By the Ton.

And don't call me that.

And don't fashion people squander their lives loudly worshiping all that is superficial and meaningless

And don't think you're confusing me with that French.

And endured whippings as punishment for impure thoughts.

And for the record, I agree with you.

And getting your butt kicked every week.

And have dedicated myself to changing it.

And her new lips, all the fat on the top slipped down to the bottom.

And here at the bottom it also says,

And here comes the lucky Student Council member who will do the honors.

And how do you feel, Daria?

And I am Daria Morgendorffer.

And I bet she stays that way for another couple of weeks.

And I have to choose the perfect outfit.

And I really like this yellow dip.

And I was wondering if you had, like, some advice or something.

And I would have won that modeling contract. I know it.

And I... I sort of have to go now, bye.

And I'm going home with a bonus sock. All in all, a great night.

And I'm pretty sure this one guy fired a shot

And I'm saving up for a second pair of pants!

And I'm sure some day we'll once again be on speaking terms.

And I've been feeling really bad about it,

And I've come to your school today to find out

And I've seen you insult or proposition just about everyone you come across,

And if he does want to go steady he's got to do a lot better than

And if so, is this the sort of thing my assistant can handle?

And it's a brand new car!

And it's got big margins to draw your own pictures!

And Kevin and Brittany, you will study and report back on shrinkage.

And late mock Tudor styles.

And leave, stuffing their face.

And left me in the middle of a field at night! It was awesome!

And like a husband going home to his noble and self sacrificing wife,

And look at that little bunny rabbit with its own Fuzzy Wuzzy carrot!

And make loans. Oh, and haul trash.

And make loans. Oh, and haul trash.

And maybe some subtle streaks.

And not feeling worse makes me feel bad all over again.

And now he's just, like, the dead guy.

And now it's going to be cursed or something,

And now, back to Sick, Sad World.

And of course, when you go to the mall, you look for what?

And on that fateful day, his followers obediently drank the poison brew.

And once again, the bake sale was a tremendous success.

And only six thousand dollars, so far. Anything else?

And perhaps you'd care to pick out something for yourself?

And plenty of girls want to go out with me, and

And remember, money can make anyone look beautiful.

And she doesn't even have a learner's permit.

And she made you pay in cash?

And she saying she can't help it if she's attractive and popular,

And shift the balance of power? We walk

And snotty is no reason not to like them.

And snotty is no reason not to like them."

And so, for tomorrow, I want you to make a list of ten ways

And so, the one person I'd like to thank more than any other is my very own sister,

And so, what does this experiment teach us about how the perception of attractiveness affects human behavior?

And stop me calling that, okay?

And that is the legacy he left to you, to me, to Lawndale High.

And that it's just a fact of life.

And that, in fact, is often the case when it comes to a teen and esteem.

And the ceramic tigers, they're grrrreat!

And the dish ran away with the spoon,

And the even greater good of Lawndale High.

And the experience left him questioning the meaning of life?

And the Fashion Club is going to take up

And the most promising Lawndale High student will receive a professional modeling contract.

And the traffic was so tied up

And the truth is, no one will ever ask to see your permanent record.

And the vocabulary word for tonight is "indemnification."

And then I thought, if I sign up with a charity now, before I'm famous, later on I can say,

And then if they, like, go back her to catch up to me,

And then to top off the day, she sends me home with a pair of fake boobs.

And then, I quit.

And then, the little engine decided that he just wasn't the competitive type.

And then, the little engine decided that he just wasn't the competitive type.

And there's no getting around that.

And there's nothing wrong with that. Right, honey?

And these kids were reading poetry

And they all have that special something.

And they all say the same thing: "It really makes you think."

And they were really interested in my feelings and thoughts and stuff.

And they're naming it after good ol' Tommy Sherman.

And this... is the make out room! Am I blushing?

And thus becomes "negative reinforcement,"

And today it's my responsibility to kiss the butt

And try again.

And we don't have the Jacuzzi in yet.

And we're going to lose all our games

And what's intriguing about it

And when you reach that goal, you keep running until you reach the goal post.

And while Principal Angela Li denies inviting the mercenary recruiters to Lawndale High,

And yet, strangely, she turns my stomach.

And you deserve a really great girlfriend. Three, actually.

And you didn't like him at all.

And you're worried that you're not as nice a person as you thought.

And you've done enough shopping for this quarter.

And your brothers, too! Frat geek!

And your face, it's very... honest! You're so nice, and dependable, and...

And your name is Tiffany Duke, huh?

And, Mr. Football Hero,

Any ideas?

Anyone else? Daria?

Anyway, as I was saying...

Anyway, I don't think your attitude's so bad.

Anyway, the best part, I meant, was the trip.

Anyway, why don't you check her room.

Anyway? You don't care about what happened.

Are these your daughters, Mr. Morgendorffer?

Are you a brain, too?

Are you avoiding me?

Are you out there, sis? Stand up and let me thank you.

Are you sure that's what you're feeling?

Are you talking about my hips?

Aren't they adorable?

Aren't you a little out of place here? And everywhere else on Earth?

Aren't you a little worried that there may be a hell?

Aren't you a Theta pledge?

Around my little finger and look vacant.

Arriving at school 3 Doors Down Kryptonite

Artie, hello. Tell me, what brought you here, Artie

As a representative of your Student Council..."

As a result, the mouse's primary response to everyday stimuli is fear

As he, or she, recalls the attacker's face

As long as you can join pep squad later if you want to, it's your choice.

As long as you don't drop it.

As principal, I'd be cheating our student body

As the right weight.

As we've reached the end of our tour,

As you can see, our Lawndale High students take great pride in their school.

As you can see, we've broken everything down into fifteen minute increments.

As you go around counting off, for every number that has a three in it

As you wish.

Assignment completed.

At another hospital. In Belgium

At last... college

At least for a couple of hours?

At least he's not singing

At least her people will deny it.

At least not until I've got a job in middle management.

At least, that's the way I like to think of them.

Aw, hell.

Aw, man!

Aw, your cable's broken?

Babe, did you hear what Mrs. B called the mall?

Babe? That's a really cute song and all,

Babe...

Baby sitting job, Dad.

Back then, the all male student body attended chapel twice a day,

Be doing you a favor, and that simply cannot be.

Bear Family... Kaneesha's First Kwanza.

Because a really deep person like you has too many important things on her mind,

Because he's my Kevin, and you're, you're a... a brain.

Because I almost went with "Starlight over Yosemite."

Because I was thinking of changing it to... Blue.

Because I'm on the Student Council.

Because I've been trying not to think.

Because me is who I am.

Because there are plenty of guys with bigger back seats waiting to take her someplace nice!

Because you all went to get nose jobs without me!

Beck New Pollution

Being a model is all I've ever wanted to be.

Believe? In what sense?

Besides, I wrote them down in pen.

Besides, shouldn't you be saving your quarters for taking us out?

Bienvenidos a la Mall of the Millennium.

Big business, drawing hundreds of thousands of people each year,

Bikinis! Make that lovely, luscious, ladies in bikinis!

Black clouds swallowing Chernobyl?

Books By the Ton.

Booming. I have two econ problem sets and a paper on Kerouac

Both of which are inevitably declared over by age twenty five?

Boy, Daria, nothing gets through to you, does it.

Boy, do I miss those songs.

Boy, she was really trying to make you insecure.

Boy, you try to look out for your little sister...

Boys all showed up here at the same time!

Brain!

Brain!

Brain!

Brat!

Brat!

Breathing?

Brilliant of you to sign her on.

Brilliant! Just like your art.

Bring junk food...

Brittany and Chuck. You fail.

Brittany and her brother Veruca Salt All Hail Me

Brittany must be working up a sweat.

Brittany was sobbing in the bathroom

Brittany, a deal. The mouse for Kevin.

Brittany, although your topic, "The Cult of Abs," was an intriguing one,

Brittany, are you all right?

Brittany, Charles will be your partner.

Brittany, Charles. You're up.

Brittany, continue.

Brittany, did you go with negative or positive reinforcement?

Brittany, you're the only girl I ever loved!

Brittany?

Brittany?

Brittany?

Brittany?

Brittany? Is that okay?

Brittany.

Brooke, I must say, and I mean this in a not shallow way, you are totally cute now

Brooke!

Brother practice the opening to "Come as You Are."

Brrrrr. Scary.

Budget cuts.

Built on unstable landfill. To your right, a flattened squirrel.

Bummer. I wish there was something I could do. But what?

But

But

But at least now I feel really good about it.

But babe, I didn't do anything wrong!

But babe, we've never been separated on a lab project before!

But breast implants? I just don't know.

But Dad went to a Bulls playoff game when I was 12 and then he changed it.

But do you think you could stop for a while?

But first, I must say something about what happened here the other day.

But for twenty three hundred dollars, this one month only, you can be sure.

But Hawaii was the only state which would recognize the marriage as legal.

But he can't go out with me if he's baby sitting.

But he couldn't keep from waving to the crowd when he did it.

But he wasn't a nice guy.

But here's something nice you can do for calves: calf implants!

But I am confident we will get that money back.

But I can't cancel all my other dates. I have to stick to my commitments.

But I did it for us, and Whitney.

But I didn't mean to double book.

But I don't believe in ghosts, Daria.

But I don't know what to tell you.

But I don't want to miss a lesson in applied economics.

But I don't want you to study. I want you to teach.

But I feel that you're pressuring me to do things I'm not ready for.

But I have you for that. Hmm... what do you know about geometry?

But I just wanted a pair of scissors.

But I like it better this way.

But I need a couple of models.

But I specifically said I wanted the honey that comes in a bear, not a jar.

But I stayed with the tour guide.

But I suppose Quinn's here to stay.

But I think a mandarin collar would really set off your strong jaw line.

But I think she's catching on.

But I will give you a couple of tips so you can play.

But I will give you a couple of tips that will help you rewrite it.

But I wonder if you'd consider transferring to the graduate school.

But I'm not going to pretend that he was some great person when he wasn't.

But I'm not miserable. I'm just not like them.

But I'm warning you, Miss... Smartiness.

But if a lack of mother daughter bonding is part of your problem,

But if a lack of mother daughter bonding is part of your problem,

But if I baby sat for you, then technically, I'd

But if we do posters, shouldn't we be on them?

But instead, Dr

But it's not as if he was nice to anyone.

But it's only half time! I mean... Daria needs me.

But Kevin and I broke up that week.

But Ms. Barch, I'm a cheerleader!

But my shoes are all squishy.

But now he needs to hook up with a girl who's more popular than he is.

But now you've arrived, and our lives can truly begin.

But offers beachfront accommodations at a cost of $10,000 per semester. "

But Quinn,

But Quinn, what else could possibly account for your showing up at school in such a dated outfit?

But since the house moved off campus,

But still...

But that chick's a brain.

But that doesn't mean that savage hand to hand combat is out of your reach.

But that makes your popularity, like, even more amazing.

But the financial rewards are great.

But the first paragraph doesn't even make sense.

But the man is coming! The man!

But the vocabulary word for the night is indemnification.

But there are some interesting idiots in my class.

But there's nothing wrong with you.

But there's still three more weeks of class left.

But they all have noses like yours.

But they would believe... this

But too much TV is bad for you.

But we made an exception for Quinn after she

But we made an exception for Quinn after she

But what does this have to do with your thighs?

But what's with that girl with the glasses?

But why go a mere 100 miles away?

But women in business are judged on their looks,

But you can't hurt anybody else in here, either.

But you convinced the nurse to let your sister take you home.

But you don't have to let the fashion mob push the classes on school grounds, either.

But you gotta take my baby sitting job!

But you have to read us a bedtime story first.

But you helped me buy this outfit!

But you look so cute when you say funny words.

But you said if I drove you I could hang out with you.

But you see, what's different about my encyclopedia is you only buy the letters you find attractive.

But you would never get a nose job. You're not that shallow.

But you wouldn't know anything about that.

But you, Daria... I hate to see a young lady give up on herself at such a early age.

But you're a college man. You probably know all about that.

But you're in an enclosed space now.

But you're just getting started.

But you're not so unpopular that you

But you're right.

But you've been talking to everyone.

But you've gotta admit, there are some pretty choice moments.

But, Daria... we're in a building.

But, I wouldn't mind taking it easy around the house for a month.

But, let's see if we can't do something.

But, Middleton's time honored tradition of tomfoolery continues.

But, seriously, this is a great opportunity for all of you,

But...

But... you are a righty.

By the way, do you mind paying for this? I'm broke.

Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad!

Bye.

Bye.

BYOB?

Can anyone give me a concrete representation of this abstract theory?

Can anyone give me another example of a group

Can I come, too? I mean, if Kevin and I are still together

Can I come?

Can I exfoliate your skin?

Can I go now?

Can I go upstairs then?

Can I read it to you?

Can I take this stuff off now? I don't like not being liked.

Can I?

Can it, Upchuck, or I'll break your face!

Can someone get him out of here so we can sing "One Sweet Day"?

Can we assume the financial rewards are great for the school as well?

Can we discuss liposuction now?

Can we get on with this? I have someplace to go.

Can we have a drink of water?

Can we have a drink of water?

Can we just take the armor and ditch the knight?

Can we keep her?

Can we punish her now?

Can we punish her now? It's time for her punishment!

Can you believe Daria's trying to take Kevin away from me?

Can you guess which war we fought against the Mexicans over Mainfest Destiny?

Can you take off your coat and walk for us?

Can't we just play the one with the quarter?

Can't, babe. Got to work with Daria. You know, science.

Car so soon he'll be getting more popular.

Careful. Don't hurt yourself with that scrunchie.

Carry, on, carry on.

Causing you to withdraw from that person or persons.

Change your attitude hon; change your life.

Chanting, and social isolation to achieve

Charles, shut your miserable, lying, cheating mouth.

Cheap perfume.

Cheerleading?

Chicks.

Chin up, nose up, let's go.

Chuck Ruttheimer, here. And you are..

Class, we have a new student joining us today.

Classic football games 24 hours a day... every day, all this month.

Claude said my boobs were perfect.

Closing credits Silverchair Freak

Closing credits Splendora You're Standing On My Neck

Closing credits Splendora You're Standing On My Neck

College men. Animals! Quinn!

College punk.

Combination of southern pseudo plantation

Come in.

Come on in, we're almost ready.

Come on up here and help our pretty little sparrows learn to pose with handsome young eagles

Come on, Daria, finish what you were saying.

Come on, Daria, where's your school picture?

Come on, Daria.

Come on, girls. We'll be at Susan and Doug's soon.

Come on, guys, we know this one.

Come on, let's go over to my place and watch the Pigskin Channel on my new satellite dish.

Come on, let's go take a look at the old cell.

Come on, the game's about to begin.

Come on, try not to look like the dull little high school boy you are.

Come on, you're not fooling anybody. You fed your lunch to a stray dog.

Come on. How much lower can it get?

Come on. Let's at least find out what a doo dad is.

Come on. You know wishes don't come true.

Commercials are bad.

Commercials lie.

Compact discs were forced upon consumers so that

Compact that fit right inside the planner.

Complimentary?

Confidentially, it's really the laundry room

Congratulations, you must have worked very hard

Control over its members? Brittany?

Cool

Cool name.

Cool, a party!

Cool!

Cool!

Cool! Mud wrestling!

Cool! Whatever. Hey, maybe I'll stop by the garage tonight... after the Steelers game.

Cool.

Cool. The maze thing really works

Cool. Whatever. Maybe next time. College punks.

Coral! Is life great or what? Bye!

Could I see what she looks like with eyebrow ridges and a large sloping forehead?

Could you remove your glasses?

Could you remove your halter top?

Couldn't come to my party Saturday night.

Countdown: only 72 more hours to go.

Cousin!

Customized styles are available for an extra charge.

Cut yourself badly.

Cute so she became, like, popular overnight.

Dad and I would be happy to drive you to the party and pick you up.

Dad wants me to pick up some bikinis for his secretary.

Daddy!

Dammit, there's a mall five minutes away!

Damn it, Upchuck!

Damn it! I'll kill you, college scum!

Daria and Jane sitting in cafeteria Ben Lee Pop Queen

Daria and Jane walking home The Offspring I Choose

Daria and Jane, you'll observe traffic patterns at the food concessions,

Daria gave me that idea. She's really good at this tragic stuff.

Daria got us thrown out.

Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane.

Daria Morgendorffer.

Daria takes psychological test Nerf Herder Van Halen

Daria walks into school Tracy Bonham Sharks Can't Sleep

Daria, can I talk to you? About the dead guy?

Daria, can you concisely and unemotionally sum up for us the doctrine of Mainfest Destiny?

Daria, I can still come over and watch the Pigskin Channel, right?

Daria, I heard you're working with Kevin Thompson on a science project.

Daria, I know it's only the first week of freshmen year,

Daria, I'd like it if you'd keep an eye on Quinn at this party.

Daria, I've got to talk to you.

Daria, if you don't get into a decent school your life will be ruined.

Daria, just once, why can't you smile when somebody takes your picture?

Daria, Kevin, and Brittany in garage Dishwalla It's Going To Take Some Time

Daria, Kevin.

Daria, on the other hand, is more of a late bloomer socially

Daria, people judge you by your expressions.

Daria, please tell me about the project.

Daria, raise your hand, please.

Daria, stop showing off!

Daria, they want you to take a special class for a few weeks, then they'll test you again.

Daria, wait!

Daria, what did you get for number one?

Daria, would you say sleeping with a

Daria, you're here. I'm so glad. Now we're even!

Daria, you're smart. Show me how to do this.

Daria, your father's trying to tell you not to judge people until you know them.

Daria, your paper was excellent, and the

Daria," what they mean is, "You think Daria.

Daria! Daria, I need to... Shoo! Shoo!

Daria! Man, I need your advice. You're used to being unpopular

Daria! That's a chick movie!

Daria?

Daria?

Daria?

Daria?

Daria? Jane? How do we know that what you tell us is the truth?

Daria? Wow, your room still looks like this?

Date evaluation system. Convertibles get bonus points.

Deadbeat loser and made him pay child support.

Deal.

Deena Decker. I'm going to have to book us for a mother daughter session.

Depressed and thinking about bad stuff...

Designed to break apart rather than split your skull.

Did I tell you that I did this really nice

Did not! It was a raisin!

Did someone flash the bimbo signal?

Did Trent know you were up here?

Did we move?

Did you hear what happened to Brooke?

Did you hear what I said, Quinn?

Did you see the cute little thingy with the cute thingy?

Did you see the way they looked at Brooke's nose?

Did you think they'd be more excited?

Didn't bear any resemblance to the guy we met.

Didn't you hear what I said? My boyfriend is your biggest fan?

Difference between perfume and cologne.

Dimple you up...

Discovered the benefits to joining economic forces.

Distant things, like mountains and buildings.

Ditch the bangs.

Dlavenderfive. Dlavenderfive. Nothing to it.

Do I look like I'm all right?

Do the trick?! I'll do the trick to you, you little twerp!

Do we look stupid or something?

Do you accept tips?

Do you always believe everything they say?

Do you always do exactly what adults tell you?

Do you have a camera?

Do you have a point, Ms. Morgendorffer?

Do you have your scrub brush?

Do you hear anything that goes on here?

Do you know a woman named Deena Decker, by any chance?

Do you know who I am? Tommy Sherman?

Do you mind if we do a cheer?

Do you really believe that?

Do you think it would dishonor Dr. King's memory if I went to sit in the back of the bus?

Do you think our demographic can really be addressed by middle aged middle managers telling us what's fun to buy?

Do you think so?

Do you think that "Nature's Precious Wonders" was a good background?

Do you think this tie works?

Doctor's joke! Have a nice day girls.

Does everyone else understand their assignments?

Does everyone follow?

Does no one have any ethics anymore?

Does not have an apostrophe in it... anywhere.

Does that mean I don't have to listen to it later?

Does that mean these are the best years of our lives?

Does this boy always think of others first?

Don't base your thesis on something he said while making out.

Don't be sad, Brittany. He's with the winners now.

Don't be silly, Daria. It's your idea and it's perfect.

Don't be so critical. Give people the benefit of the doubt.

Don't be so sure.

Don't call me that, okay? What's this party for, anyway?

Don't do anything I wouldn't.

Don't forget to enter this experience on your Proud Moments Summary Page

Don't get upset if it takes the other kids a little while to warm up to you.

Don't insult me.

Don't interrupt, hateful scum.

Don't let this mouse out of your sight, okay?

Don't lie to me, Kevin!

Don't make me use the cuffs, Mr. Morgendorffer.

Don't mention it.

Don't mention that idea to Brittany.

Don't people usually get paid for participating in market research?

Don't pry, Joey

Don't stop me from this.

Don't tell anyone.

Don't they know we're from two different worlds?

Don't touch me, you freak!

Don't win?

Don't worry, Daddy, I have I.D.

Don't worry, it'll grow out.

Don't worry, men. The situation is under control.

Don't worry, toots.

Don't worry, you're gonna be all right.

Don't worry. I don't have low self esteem. It's a mistake.

Don't worry. It's a psychological test.

Don't you get it? You're our winner!

Done.

Done.

Door!

Doris Doright?

Dr. Shar is really smart about people.

Dr. Shar is very busy, sir. Quinn Morgendorffer!

Dr. Shar says it'll only last a few months, but fortunately I still got my butt.

Dr. Shar says the average female has enough fat in her butt to keep her lips luscious until she's, like, seventy.

Dr. Shar, do you think maybe I can get a couple more of these, wallet size?

Dream on, naked boy.

Eases the transition to bulimia.

Easy, Jake. Focus.

Either someone gives me the answer, or I give you all double homework and a quiz tomorrow.

Either you do your share, or I tell everyone we're dating.

End of discussion.

Esmerelda.

Especially for you, Daria, right?

Especially since it's for the Guptys, and they usually call you.

Especially the one on the left.

Esteem... a teen. They don't really rhyme, do they? The sounds don't quite mesh.

Even the cute ones.

Even though she never, ever wears nail polish?

Even yours?

Every cent is going to capital improvements!

Every multiple of seven, or number with a seven in it,

Every time she brings it up, I stumble and grab a handrail.

Everybody uses her.

Everyone, we'll walk down R Moss, and turn right at Q Canary.

Everyone, write it down!

Everyone! You can't expect me to choose a boyfriend right away.

Everything looks great, munchkin. Why are you so nervous?

Everything seems to be pointing to the entrance and saying,

Exactly what it sounds like.

Exactly.

Exactly. It all boils down to trust. Show a little trust.

Exactly. What's wrong with her grade point average?

Example:

Excellent job, Daria. You get an "A."

Excellent, the new roommate.

Excellent!

Excellent!

Excellent!

Excellent! When we talk about "ourselves" we're talking about "us. "

Excellent.

Excellent.

Excuse me, ma'am. Could I trouble you for your underwear?

Excuse me, sir? Does that work with true/false?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me? Are you saying we're shallow?

Excuse me? I don't do saw.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. I have a question.

Explained that she calls her grandmother every hour.

Exterior shot before Mrs. Bennett's class Kula Shaker Hey Dude

Feisty!

Feisty!

Feisty..

Fifty bucks.

Filed your disgusting magazines and finished your shopping.

Find some other way to feel. Then you won't feel sad.

Fine, class. Ignore me... just like he did! Kevin?

First my teacher gave my paper on Cleopatra's makeup don'ts an "F"... like he would know.

First one to move, or drop a spore, loses.

First, the book title Sons and Lovers

Five crossed the street to get away,

Flat or ridgy. You make the call

Fluffy.

Fmossthree! Or was it Fmosstwo?

Fmossthree. Fmossthree! Get it?

Fmossthree. Fmossthree.

For evaluation purposes only. "

For instance... boys, would you mind taking your shirts off?

For once, we're in agreement.

Forget it. I don't like kids.

Forget, tomorrow we're hosting the couples workshop.

Forty s... forty three. That is, in five years I'll be 43.

Four: get the spice back into my marriage.

Four: school.

Four: window treatments for the living room.

Fourteen people pretended not to see me,

Freak just because he understands that.

From teachers, from friends, and most of all, from family.

From the first time man and woman gazed upon themselves in the ripples of a sun dappled pool,

Funny. Thanks a lot.

Funny. That's funny, Corey.

G string grandmas, today on Sick, Sad World.

Gee, babe, there seems to be plenty of good food right here.

Gee, Brittany. I'm overcome with emotion.

Gee, Brittany. What happened to your hand?

Gee, I hope this doesn't lower your opinion of me.

Gee, Kevin, I hope the steak isn't too medium rare.

Gee, Mom and Dad never told us that people can think for themselves.

Gee. I'll ask her...

Generally, you want your alibi not to be a witness at the scene of the crime.

Get a life.

Get horizontal, and you can find out just how big a hero I am.

Get used to being around fashion types.

Getting a date with the instructor is only the best part to you.

Gimme a break.

Girls, I just want you to know your mother and I realize it's not easy moving to a whole new town

Girls, your runway work is truly superb.

Girls?

Girls...

Give me a chance to get used to the place first. "

Give me an "R."

Give me that!

Go away, I'm concentrating.

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

Goal post that was being put up in his honor.

Goal post.

God, I hope that's not the booster society again.

Godmother to make her the first woman president.

Goldilocks complex. She's seeing a therapist.

Good day, ladies!

Good for you, honey!

Good girl.

Good luck, pledge

Good luck.

Good morning!

Good plan, but what makes you think Dr. Shar's gonna go for this?

Good point.