Demoman Soundboard Edit

Aaahahaha! (evil)

Ah.. Crap-e!

Ahahaha! (short)

ALL YER DANDEE'S PRANCIN' ABOUT WITH YER HEADS FULL OF EYEBALLS!

And that's what ye get for touching that!

Any one of you (belches) Everyone, damn it... (sobs)"

Are we done? I was just gettin' warmed up!

As long as I got bombs and there's men need killin' I'm yer mann.

Awwhhh.. there's a new angel in heaven! IN HELL!

Aye, thanks 'doc!

Aye! THAT'S THE WAY YA DO EET! hehe!

Aye! What just happend?

Aye.. me bottle o' scrumpy!"

Bloody hell,. those one's were my favorites!

Bottle o scrumpy

BURN, IN, HELL!

Cheers, 'mate!

Consider yourself dominated, you Scot SOB!

Couldn't ya see the bloody bombs?

Demoman cheers

Demoman gonna kill you

Demoman hae at 'em lads

Demoman highlander

Demoman laughing

Demoman one eyed monster

Demoman says SEE

DOMINATED, Tiny Mann!

DOMINATED, Twinkle Toes!

DOMINATED, Ya headshottin' JUDAS!

DOMINATED, Ya wee scamperin' wind bag!

DOMINATED! And I been shaggin' your wife, hehah!

DOMINATED! Ya alley skulkin' backstabber!

DOMINATED! Ya grease drippin' pork pie!

DOMINATED! Yer tutonic nursemai.. (belch) Ahh.. Hah

Don't come wide with ME, ya pint sized MUT!

Don't fret, boyo. I'll be gentle.

Don't hide behing your toys 'lad!

Freeeedooom!

GET 'EM BOYOOOOS!

Go home lassie, MEN are fightin' 'ere!

GO TO HELL! AND TELL THE DEVIL, IM COMIN' FOR HIM NEXT!

Gonna kill you and I'll keep killin' you and I'll never, cause you'll be dead and I'm gonna kill you..

GOOO! PUUUSH!

Grow some hair on your face, then come and try me again 'lad!

HAH! Barely broke a sweat.

hah! Nicely done.

hahaha.. (short)

Hahohohoho! (happy)

Hey private haircut.. I may have taken a bit too much off, YOUR HEAD!

Hhahahahaahaha! (evil)

Ho, Ho hahahahaa! (evil)

HOH HOH HAHAHAHA! OH THE HAHAHAHA! (long)

How's that feel, you Blockhead?

I didn't need ya help ya know.

I had a good eye on yer the whole time!

I HATE YOU CAMPERS! EVERYBODY BLOODY HATES YOUUU!

I hope I didn't scare ya with my face-to-face MANN fightin'!

I won't lie 'lad, that was a tough one!

I'll notify yer next of kim.. THAT YE SUCKED!

I'M BURNIN'!

If yer were huntin' trouble lad, yer found it.

Im drunk, you don't have an excuse!

Imagine if I hadn't been drunk heh.. eeheheh.

It's rollin' bloody back!

just bought 2 tickets to the gun show. And I'm not givin' em to ya. Im goin' with YOUR tickets hahaha! Zzzzzz.. ...wha?

Ka-blooey!

Ka-boooom!

KEEP IT UP 'LADS!

Let that be a bloody lesson to ya!

LET'S DO EEEEEET!

Little too much caber tossin' down yer own throat, ey chubby?

Lotta good that soldier trainin' did 'ya! IM DRUNK!

Mother of mercy! Now THAT is a bloody domination!

Next time you'll bloody ask before you stand on my point!

Now it's our flippin' point heheh

Oh they're gonna find ya all dead in the alley.. with CATS licking at YA!

Ohhh they're goin' ta have to glue you back together.. IN HELL!

Ooooh, you're a wee little miss, you are!

Perfect, bloody, domination you campy weasel!

PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT 'LADS!

Roll back to HELL ya bloody cart!

See? I told ya they were a bunch o wee lasses!

Stand on the bloody point ya half wit!

TF2 Demoman scream fall

TF2 Demoman: MeeM

Tf2 Soup Can

THANKS FOR THE RIIDEE!

Thanks, doc!

That was MY point you are standin' on!

That'll teach 'em!

The cart's movin' back!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! ..aye

THUS BEGINS MY THOUSAND YEAR REIGN OF BLOOD!

We did it 'mate!

We're a sorry, bunch 'a losers!

Welcome.. TO THE DOMINATENIG!

WHOO HOHOHOHAHAHAHA. NIOHOHAAAHOHOHO (long)

YA BLEEDIN' IDIOTS!

Ya, great lactating wet nurse!

Yer a back pokin' snake, and by god you'll die like one!

Yer like a little bunny! scurryin' around, eatin' up your lettuce and berries!

Yer weak, I'm strong! And I win.. TOYMAKER!

You appear to have trodden on a mine!

You brought SHAME on your people you mumblin' devil!

You come wide at me again boy, I'll stick that wrench right up your arse!

You're so bloody tiny! You're like a toy-sized version of a mann!

'm gonna blast ya into thin glue!

(slurred)...the BOTH of yeh on you...

(slurred)And then I'll grow yer arse's arse and I'm the grass man, punk yeah heaven's heathen...

(slurred)Any of you that think ye're better 'n me you're gon' have another thing c-..

(slurred)Any one of you, I... (belch)

(slurred)Everyone thinks I'm... God damn it... (weeping)

(Unintelligible gibberish)

(Unintelligible Muttering) ...I love you, man...

[Slurred] ...Gonna take down to the pain train station in train town...

[Weeping, slurred] "...Everyone thinks I'm just a one-eyed bloody monster, god damnit... (sobbing)