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Joe Dirt is a hilarious American comedy film that was directed by Dennie Gordon and released in the year 2001. This cult classic stars David Spade in the titular role, along with a talented supporting cast.

In this film, Joe Dirt is an unassuming but lovable mullet-sporting janitor who embarks on a wildly misfortunate journey while searching for his long-lost parents. Along the way, he encounters a colorful array of characters and gets into numerous outrageous situations that will leave you in stitches.

David Spade delivers an unforgettable performance as the naïve and endearing Joe Dirt. With his iconic hairstyle and over-the-top mannerisms, Spade perfectly captures the essence of this lovable underdog. His comedic timing and delivery bring an incredible amount of charm and humor to the character, making Joe Dirt an instant fan-favorite.

The supporting cast in Joe Dirt is equally exceptional, adding to the movie's comedic brilliance. Brittany Daniel portrays Brandy, a radio show host who becomes an integral part of Joe Dirt's journey. Daniel brings a perfect mix of wit and charm to her character, creating fantastic chemistry with Spade.

Dennis Miller joins the cast as Zander Kelly, the radio show host who interviews Joe Dirt on air. Miller's quick-witted humor and banter with Spade add an extra layer of hilarity to the film. Christopher Walken delivers a memorable performance as Clem, a mysterious janitor who helps Joe Dirt along the way. Walken's eccentricity and unique cadence make for some truly memorable scenes.

Joe Dirt also features notable cameos from iconic actors and musicians. Kid Rock portrays Robby, a bully who torments Joe Dirt throughout his life. Kid Rock brings his signature larger-than-life personality to the role, creating a hilariously exaggerated character. Additionally, rock musician Fred Durst appears as Joe Dirt's rival, a firefighter named Joe Dirt Jr. These unexpected cameos add an extra level of excitement and surprise to the movie.

The soundtrack of Joe Dirt is filled with nostalgic tunes from the 80s and 90s, perfectly matching the film's theme and era. From classic rock hits to cheesy ballads, the soundtrack captures the essence of Joe Dirt's journey. With songs like "Home Sweet Home" by Mötley Crüe and "Keep On Loving You" by REO Speedwagon, the soundtrack is a delightful throwback that enhances the overall viewing experience.

If you're a fan of comedy and enjoy a good laugh, Joe Dirt is an absolute must-watch. Its quirky and eccentric characters, hilarious dialogue, and unforgettable moments make it a timeless comedy that still resonates with audiences today. This film will have you giggling from start to finish and leave you wanting more of Joe Dirt's misadventures.

To experience the laughs and enjoy the fantastic soundtrack of Joe Dirt, you can easily play and download these sounds here (include a link to where the movie or soundtrack can be played or downloaded, if available). So grab your popcorn, get ready for some mullet madness, and dive into the world of Joe Dirt for an uproarious good time.

And he said that you was always laughin' at me behind my back
And I had Charlie, so that was cool
And I think a little part of me died right there.
And I'd come in to steal stuff, you know, food, whatever
And it led me to this old trailer park in Simi Valley, California.
And it's a good thing that gator didn't get my ring finger,
And then one winter..
And then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined
And while they was checking out the sights and the donkeys and whatnot,
Atom Bomb #fireworks #bomb #explosion
Auto Trader!
Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
Born and raised. No, not here.
Boy, I swear I oughta slap you silly
Brandy always wanted to hang out with me
But first...
But that was more than 10 years ago.
But then the most amazing thing happened
But where's the good stuff, man?
But you know that saying, "Things get the darkest before dawn"?
Check, one, two. Testing, testing
Clem, are you from around here? 'Cause your accent sounds like
Come on, Joe Dirt!
Come on, Joe. Remember what you said on the show?
Dang #dang #brandi #carnival #joe dirt #looking good
Dead giveaway
Dirt, did I get you?
Does your mother sew?
Don't you see? All the tourists at the canyon that day my parents lost me,
Easy shot
Even worse, 4% said the dog was too hot for you.
Everything's gonna happen for me,
Exactly how long?
Eyebrow Raise #david spade #flirty #flirt
Fireworks Noob #fireworks #independence day #4th of july
Fireworks stand #joe dirt #fireworks
Folks, grab the kids.
For sure, man. How many?
Freddy? Freddy, get line 3 on speaker.
God almighty. Manna from inbred heaven.
Goddamn, you outta date, boy.
Good morning, LA. Zander here.
He'd take me hunting with him and his dog
Her legs went on for days.
Here on Earth, we call this place a town.
Here's what we do.
Hey! Go back!
Holy crap, ladies.
Honky Lighters, Husker Du's, Husker Don'ts,
How does it feel to be a hero, Joe?
I asked for Silvertown,
I assure you I won't. I'm a vegetarian,
I don't care about that! And I don't care about you!
I don't recognize them.
I found a guy who had pictures, but he turned out to be a freak.
I got you, buddy.
I had a car now, so I left the carnival and kept runnin' down the names on my list
I hope you find what you're looking for.
I just... He's a friend of mine. This whole thing's my fault.
I keep hearin' about this guy.
I learned cows don't find bottle rockets as funny as I do.
I like kids. They seem to like...
I love you, Joe, with all my heart.
I mean, do you really care? It's actually not an easy story to tell
I miss you, Brandy.
I somehow got separated from 'em
I started walkin' till the cops picked me up and put me into a foster home
I tell you what
I thought I had broken my ass bone.
I Won the War #fire #oil #battle #win #lose #won #lost #war #funny #pee
I'll be your friend
I'm a rocker, dude, through and through.
I'm sorry
I'm worthless.
I’m new #im new
If she was here right now, maybe we'd have a house with a little fence
It Just Does #joe dirt #david spade #it just does #stupid people #why #redneck
It puts the lotion on it's skin #lotion #dry skin #buffalo bob #joe dirt
It's called Silvertown
It's not often I get a freak like you plopped into my lap
It's the wrong tone.
Joe Dirt Modeling #hilarious #joedirt #carnival #laugh #model #ridiculous #hot #sexy
Joe Dirt You're My Sister
Joe Dirte.
Joe, I did find where your parents were.
Joe, there's somethin' you should think about.
Just so I could simulate immersion into that bacteriologically unsound world
Kicking Wing!
Long haired hippie freak
Look at him!
Look at this guy. He must be retarded
Ma'am, you should never drink the bong water.
Man, I got it. It's comin'
Maybe find a better town.
Misinterpretation #joe dirt #david spade #communication breakdown #misunderstanding #unclear #misinterpretation #annunciation
Mr. Dirt, what's with the wig?
My listeners and I have heard an amazing story.
My search was over.
New York City. I mean, Kansas.
No Roman candles or Screamin' Mimis?
No, no. A spatula thing. The flat one
No, that can't be. That's not what it is
No, you can
Now, it's time for the good stuff!
Poop Rocket #poo #poop #bathroom #restroom #gross #nasty #joe dirt
Pretty much, man. It's a long story, actually.
Queer? Is this queer?
Right. I got a big bunch of names.
Robby, I only have enough money for me and Joe
Rocky Didn't Listen #alligator #rocky #bite #hurt #pain #mess #stupid #wrong #joe dirt
See, my parents and my sister and I all went to the Grand Canyon.
She wouldn't not tell me about my parents. I don't care how sick of me she is.
She's way too hot for me.
Show me them boobies #boobs #atom bomb
Shut the hell up and just give me the mutt now.
So, I hit the road with my list of names,
So, I stole this pile.
So, there I was, right back where I started all those years ago,
So, you've always got Silvertown. Remember that, Joe Dirt.
Someone shoves an M 80 up a bullfrog's butt, blows him to pieces,
Speakin' of lickety split, let's meet up later, see what's goin' on
Sweet lookin' little things, weren't they?
That soft honey blonde hair.
That's all right. I appreciate this job, man.
That's my girl.
That's what I'm talkin' about.
That's what I'm talking about #fireworks #its beautiful
The next day I was gonna try the police sketch thing,
The past is past, the future's now.
Their car was hit by a passin' truck, a hit and run.
Then he was gonna wear the skin around the house with his wiener
Then what happened?
This guy wants 14 grand.
Turn it up.
We are here with America's sweetheart, Joe Dirt.
We gotta step way back. This is gonna be fun.
We'll shoot fireballs at it
We're just an Indian and some guy.
Well, how much you want for it?
Well, I see you got them snakes and sparklers,
Well, I'm sure it did, but it ain't no meteor. It's a big old frozen chunk of shit
Well, then I got a dog
Well, then,
Whaaa Burger and French Cries #burger #french fries #lose #joe dirt
What really happened was,
Whatever you gotta tell yourself, Joe Dirt.
Where's my supplies?
Why are boobs good? #why is a tree good #why is a sunset good #might as well ask
Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?
Why don't you talk in the microphone?
Why would Robby say such a thing?
Wrong Tone
Yeah, because they gave him powers, the aliens
Yeah, I got a couple places.
Yeah, I had to have a footprint gas pedal installed.
Yeah, Joe.
Yeah. One day, I'm gonna marry that girl
Yesterday, provide a little backstory for the listeners,
You boys got something to say to me?
You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you #no idea #wrath #bring hell #joe dirt #punishment #rage #anger
You just said your sister's hot!
You really love me?
You rule, Joe!
You stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets.
You taught me to sell the good stuff.
You're cool
You're on TRL, California.
You're Talking To My Guy All Wrong #soldering iron #stab #face #pain #wrong #bad talk #hurt #upset #protect
A little drinky drinky. The reason I'm really callin'
Baby! What do we do? We got to do something,
Balls to the wall. Yeah.
Can I ask you a question? Sure, honey. Shoot.
Guess who came back, Charlie? Dad, no!
Hey, you're grounded! Hey, TV people! Why are y'all goin' away?
I can see down your shirt. What an ass
I think your dog's in a little trouble here
I'm gonna shoot him right through his heart. All right, let's go.
Is that right? Yeah.
It's Gert B. Frobe. Wha?
Let's rock, Dirtboy. Let's go!
No! Joe! Joe!
That's brutal. The brutal part?
What's up, goat roper? Not much, pig licker
"Don't eat it! Don't eat it! Here's a hot dog!"
"The Grand Canyon's number one purveyor of fine bus tours."