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A little piece of advice you see an agent you do what we do run you run your ass off
All I do is what he tells me to do if I had to choose between that and the matrix I choose the matrix
Good shit huh dozer makes it it's good for two things degreasing engines and killing brain cells
I don't want to remember nothing nothing you understand
If you'da told us the truth we woulda told you to shove that red pill right up your ass
Ignorance is bliss
Okay you get my body back in a power plant reinsert me into the matrix
So you're here to save the world
Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill
You know I know this steak doesn't exist I know that when I put it in my mouth the matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious
You know I know what you're thinking because right now i'm thinking the same thing actually i've been thinking it ever since I got here