This Means War (2012) Soundboard Edit

A background check. I don't know if that's creepy or romantic.

After you, my lady.

Agent Foster entered the premises

Ah, South American vicuña. An excellent choice indeed.

All right, Dick, I'll see you when I see you.

All right, I gotta go say hi to the DJ. He knows me.

All right, Joe, Steven, you're up.

All right.

All right. Here we go.

All right. Uh, yeah. Good, let's play families.

And just maybe

And she collects posters by Gustav Klimt.

And that's why l've completely fallen in love with you.

And we've been hangin' out

And we've been hangin' out

And when you're walking towards me very slowly...

Anyway, she is a brilliant mother.

Bob Bob? Yeah.

Bring up 5.

Bring up six. Bringing.

Brother.

Brother. Yo.

But I'm sure there's some apple juice or something in there from somewhere.

But it doesn't matter because, like, we're just so proud that Tuck is into girls again.

But only for you.

But, no. Okay, good answer. Ha ha ha.

Bye, weakness.

Bye.

Can't stand it

Can't stand it I know you planned it

Come back here. Wait, wait, wait.

Come on, boys, have at it. it's the navy.

Come on, scram. Let's go.

Definitely. Hey, you think those girls are still here?

Did you see that? You see, it worked.

Do you think the candles are a bit cheesy? No. I think they're wonderful

Easily. Prove it. 8 p.m. Barcelona. Tomorrow.

Ever since that time

FDR, this is Tuck.

FDR.

For her. For the lady.

For my eyes only.

Freeze that and enhance.

Get down!

Girl, l've seen you drive. Take the wheel. I'm not gonna drive this car.

Give me a call. Oka

Give yourself the gift of love.

Go ahead.

Good

Good grief

Good morning, Hudson. I'm down, girl.

Good morning. Good morning, sir.

Got a couple days off so I thought l'd come see Joe.

Grab the wheel, please

Has that been on my teeth the whole time?

He just used the kid.

He's here. I have to get Tuck.

Heh, heh. See? Ciao.

Hello.

Hence, Tuck.

Here we go boys. Here we go.

Hey, Ken.

Hey, Mom, I'm coming!

Hi. Hi.

How about you?

How far exactly?

How you like me now

How you like me now

I can't possibly imagine why he wouldn't do that.

I can't stand rocking When I fly off the handle

I don't know what that means. lt means get me a family.

I don't think it's gonna work out tonight. You don't want me there?

I gotta be somewhere this time.

I have a date tonight, Tuck.

I just had no idea you were so passionate about animals.

I made a mistake. I don't believe in mistakes.

I missed you. I know. l've missed you too.

I think it depends on the user. Mm.

I think you're enjoying yourself. You just have to loosen up. Get off the simmer.

I was gonna tell you. That's why I asked you out.

I was your only friend.

I would for you as well, you know that. Right?

I'm gonna kill you, Trish.

I'm not concerned that she's gonna fall in love with you, pal.

I'm not saying anything.

I'm not the girl for you. Oh, come on, just

I'm okay.

In my 'hood tonight

Jolly good. Right.

L'll take lead, you run backup.

Lauren, I really want to get you home safe. Okay, so Joe's is just on the way.

Lauren, Tuck really is, like, a really great brother.

Lauren. Uh....

Let's get out of here.

Lf he couldn't find a stick... lf he couldn't find a stick...

Ln that case, l'd like to have a suit in this fabric.

Lncredible. This is my favorite. How do you know?

Lntercept and apprehend the Heinrich brothers.

Look at that unibrow.

Ls there anything bad about them? Okay, let me think. Flaws.

Lt was crazy, ridiculou Bothwick! S H H H H H.

Lt's a sabotage

Lt's been very nice meeting you all, but I have to go.

Lt's bulletproof. The lights.

Lt's got high tensile fiber and triple secure locking features.

Lt's just, I felt so stupid. I left my friends, my family

Lt's valid. You said you were a gymnast, I asked a question.

Lucky water bottle.

Lvan. The terrible.

Mag. I need a mag.

Man to man.

Maybe you, me and Joe, we could all go out together...

Means he's got a Mike and lke for a penis.

Monty, yo, we made it

My boobs are sweating.

No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you...

No more empty mornings.

No shit.

No, I really, really like her.

No, no, no, that's okay. You take it. Sure?

No, no, no. My friend, Trish, is....

No, no, on the background.

No, we don't. Yes, we do.

Not like sex. I mean, like, man stink, the good stuff.

Not that again. What is your problem with online?

Now I've got a woman

Now I've got a woman

Now, flush him out.

Now, I have very serious anger management issues today, lvan...

Oh, hello.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. He is hot too

Oh, no, I'm like Yeah. What are you betting down there?

Oh, no.

Oh, nothing much. A bit boring, to be honest.

Oh, so horny

Oh, this is beautiful.

Oh, yeah

Oh, you mean this thing here? Yeah. Ugh!

Oh!

Oh. Give it some throttle. Go on.

Okay.

Okay. I'm sorry, I did. I reconned your date

Okay. You know what? That's not helpful. Okay, fine.

One mile to contact.

One... One.

Only once.

Or a wanna be player

Please, sit down. Oh, I'm staying.

Promise? Absolutely.

See what I mean? That's how it works, boy.

She likes red wine, lavender bath salts.

She likes to volunteer at dog shelters.

She's definitely lost her sparkle.

She's got a magic spell on me

She's got a magic spell on me

Shit!

Shoot the headlights.

Smooth operator

So I can't be that invested. Okay. You know what I need?

So I reach for my 40 And I turn it up

So tip up your cup And throw your hands up

So, what's going on with your bits up top? Heard they weren't real. They look real to me.

Son of a

Stop repeating everything that I say.

Stop. Oh.

Sweet, sweet love

Thank you.

Thank you. She's heading eastbound on Venice.

That girl will have your children named before breakfast.

That's just so sad.

That's never happened to me before.

The guy's an assassin, slays everything he sets his sights on, right?

The Lady Vanishes? Why is that? Mm hm.

The problem is, no one looks like a clean getaway

The tension between two and three dimensionality.

There goes 7.

There is one thing.

There you go.

They may even become friends.

They'll probably just shake hands.

This has been the perfect night.

This is how we do it

This is how we do it

This is how we do it

This is how we do it

This is how we do it Let's flip the track

This is so fun!

This one in the sweater set, picking out animated movies?

Three hundred feet, 200. They're running out of road.

To be married.

Tuck, get down!

Tuck, this is just bizarre. I don't know what to say about that.

Tuck!

Tuck!

Turn around. Shit!

Um....

Very nice to meet you.

Very slowly. Very slowly.

Wait. Stop. Scroll back

We got good love

We will see about that.

We're back. Oh, my God. I'm Yoko.

Weakness leaving the body.

Well, that's a very convenient philosophy for someone like yourself.

Well, we'll see about that, won't we? We shall see about that.

What a struggle. I have to go home...

What an amazing end to this first half of play.

What is the worst thing that could happen?

What was that? What? Well, that was the exhaust.

What was this? Some sort of bet? Some sort of game?

What? Grounded?

What? I don't know how.

What's up?

Whatever that is.

While we're at it, why don't we put ground rules in?

Why? Oh, no reason.

Will you be my best man?

Wow, it's so beautiful.

Wow.

Wow. Yeah. Ahem.

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

Yeah, sure, we could just go to a bar what ?

Yeah, well, they're not, are they? Okay, let me find out what happened.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. You would take a bullet for me.

Yes, but to be fair, we did manage to

You are shining like a bright light.

You boys might wanna get out of the office.

You do? Gosh, I don't.

You guys are here? Come on

You have You have very gentle hands, don't you?

You have neither the grace nor the humility to lose like a man, do you?

You have to have sex with both of them!

You hungry? Yes, I am.

You know, you are incredible. Really, you are.

You put a sat tracker on her?

You reconned my date. What? No. No.

You're scheming on a thing That's sabotage

You're such a cheeseball

You're the only travel agent l've ever met who actually travels for his job

Didn't think so. Yeah.

Good. Yeah.

Ha, ha. So, finally. Right? Yeah.

Hey, guys. Hey.

Hi. There she is

Lauren No, you shut up.

Let's go. Give deodorant a chance, lvan. You stink.

Oh, God. Okay.

Oh, that's actually a good idea. Okay.

Stan, it was such a pleasure. We gotta go. I mean, it's Steve, but that's cool.

Trish! Got it.

What's going on? You okay?

...and open the door to your new love life.

...do not open this door or you will undo everything l've worked for.

...no matter how terribly I may scream... Hi.

...or anything about me, I'm perfectly capable of choosing my own movies.

...two...

...were clearly indicated to be covert.

...you're not out there as much as I am.