This Means War (2012) Edit

A body in the middle of the street.

A brave man once said to me, Pain is weakness leaving the body.

A gentleman's agreement. We do. May the best man win.

A joint. Okay. No, I need a deadline.

A little obscure, so if you haven't seen it, you'll thank me for introducing you to it.

A second.

A sex tiebreaker! That is what you need to do!

A tranq dart.

A tranq dart. Three inches over, I would've been dead.

About that, we will see.

About that, we will see.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Actually, sir, there's nothing wrong with the spark.

After you.

Ah! God.

Ah! I'm gonna throw you the best bachelorette party ever!

Ahem. I think we should order.

Ain't you never seen The Kiss? You know, like that:

All eyes are up. Sat cams are good.

All hands are in the air

All right, get a room.

All right, I'm gonna go and rent a movie and take a cold shower.

All right, Joe. Good luck, son. Let's go to war.

All right, keep on scrolling.

All right, look, you flag lnterpol, I'll call some of our contacts.

All right.

All right.

All right. Yep.

All the gangbangers forgot About the drive by

Amazing? I don't know what makes me happier.

Amazing. Like five times amazing.

And his mom?

And how would you know what I like? I know movies. And women.

And I am going to convince him that he is loved...

And I am not gonna have sex with this woman either.

And I feel all right

And I like the way that I am with him.

And I need you to do it kind of quickly. it's fun, but I'm not the one having sex.

And I'm gonna bring the binoculars, the hand cream...

And if this ever starts to affect our friendship...

And it is a really good choice. Mm.

And let me hear the party say

And like anything...

And no ex wives.

And the party's here on the west side

And then six months later, I found him in bed with a Pilates instructor.

And they are going to absolutely love you, and you will love them.

And Tuck is British.

And wait for your call for the next Five minutes?

And we are gentlemen.

And you sound like a woman who has nine cats and knits her ass off.

And you tell me who you like and why.

And, besides, half those girls pee standing up, Tuck.

And, um...

And? Ha, ha.

ANNOUNCER Do you believe it?

Are these real? Yeah.

Are we recording this?

Are you ? Maybe your phone's turned off or something.

Are you ? Maybe your phone's turned off or something.

Are you allowed to open the cages? All the time.

Are you British? Yes, I am.

Are you insane? No.

Are you kidding me? You're my best friend. We're family.

Are you okay? Can you walk?

Are you okay? Yeah.

Are you sure about this, sir? We might have some constitutional issues here.

Are you sure that we should do this? Have I ever, ever, ever steered you wrong?

As per usual.

Aww.

Be in love, no.

Be there in an hour.

Because you are the first girl he's ever brought here.

Because you're uptight and don't know how to have good time?

Before Tuck stepped in, everyone in our village used to call me The Sausage wallet.

Before you came along

Before you go get paid

Best friends, family members.

Big mess.

Bollocks, mate. Bollocks!

BOTH Shut up.

Boylee, it's digital, you plank.

Boylee. Ahem.

Break up with them? Sleep with them.

Breathe in and breathe out, and come sit down.

Bring the old school

Brut? Patchouli.

Business or pleasure? Pleasure.

Business. A little of both.

But after last night, I can't see Tuck now.

But check it to make Clearly, you can't check it and see if it

But he must trust you.

But he's maybe too sweet? A little earnest?

But he's that guy who's always on, he's superslick.

But how were we to know that he would take it so literally?

But I think I needed to level with Yes? Tuck.

But I'm supposed to go meet Tuck this afternoon.

But it feels so good.

But lock up behind you Or don't lo I don't know.

But now I'm a big G

But thanks.

But that freeway's incomplete.

But this is my new friend. Lauren.

But this, what we had....

But you have a family. You have a son.

Bye, Joe.

Bye, Lauren.

Bye.

Bye. Bye now, guys.

Bye. Bye.

Cake is down. Talk to me.

Call in Special Ops? No.

Call me.

Can we call it a night? Can we please call it a night?

Can you do that thing on the high bar? Yeah. I think we should get going.

Can you excuse me for just a second? I'm just gonna, um....

Can you imagine all of that? Yes.

Can you imagine what that would be like to share with a woman?

Can you meet me there? I can be there in half an hour.

Can't believe this is my problem. Last month, I was dating Boggle.

Can't think of anything when I see him.

Can't wait to get into them. I wouldn't say that.

Charcoal or gas, number 1 9, what do you think?

Charming anecdotes.

Chatter suggests lvan lives here in L.A.

CHiPs marathon about to start, I got new sticks for Rock Band.

Choo choo train.

Choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl.

Clear. We're coming out. Okay, come on. Okay.

Clearly, she doesn't have a date for the night. We're easy targets.

Come here, you. Come here, you.

Come inside, we'll have a good time.

Come on, let's go get something to eat. Okay.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on in. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Oh!

Could you say that a few more times, because your voice is amazing. Ha, ha.

Couldn't work.

Cromantic. I do it all the time. Wanna see?

Damn. I think that's the new British lnvasion...

Designated driver Take the keys to my truck

Dickerman...

Did he just give our bird the bird?

Did she, ahem, actually say she wanted to go out on a date with you, though?

Did you know she was a gymnast? No, I didn't know.

Did you know she was a gymnast? No, I didn't know.

Did you see me light that up? Okay.

Did you tell him yet?

Didn't know you were in.

Do one of your focus groups you do at work.

Do you ever come prepared?

Do you know that new place on Third? I know it very well.

Do you know what?

Do you like pancakes?

Do you think it's possible to love two people equally?

Do you wanna go grab a bite? I know a pizza place around the corner.

Do you wanna help me pick one out? You're gonna adopt a dog?

Do you want us to put it up? Yes.

Does anybody have any useful opinions?

Does Joe know about this?

Does this have to do with Heinrich? That's level 5 classified.

Don't choose the better guy.

Don't do that. Don't say what I just said.

Don't let your country down, boys. Roger that.

Don't say that, I'm happy you moved here. We have a happy life together.

Don't talk to me, mate. ln fact, don't ever talk to me again. Don't

Don't touch my grill. I don't think this can handle a guy like me.

Don't use that brand, it leaves a film. That one's much more effective.

Don't wave your hands at me, chief. Don't you know who I am?

Don't worry about it, Lauren didn't even I just think it's poetic justice, right?

Don't worry, you're next.

Down he goes. Ground and pound him.

Drive, you idiot!

Dude, where are you?

Eight p.m. tomorrow. Fine.

Emily. What am I down with?

ETA five minutes.

Ever since I was a lower case G

Ever since that time

Everything is important.

Excuse me. ls there something I can help you with?

FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands. Like little T. rex hands.

FDR, target is holding steady.

FDR, what are you...?

FDR?

Finally. Because for a while it was all Egyptian men.

Find your soul mate with just one click. Log on today...

Fine. Fine.

Fine. Just get me close.

For the lady, for her, the best man for her.

For the rest of your life.

For women everywhere.

Forgive me, sir. You startled me.

Four. Four inches, okay?

Friend?

Frisky, I love it. Yeah.

Front impact airbag deployment in all models after 2006.

Full scale tactical prevention mode.

Get back to you as soon as possible.

Get him!

Get me close. I'm gonna pull a Monte Carlo.

Get on him. Ground and pound. Ground and pound.

Get out there. Tell them your decision. They're rational.

Get out your gun.

Go inside. Go inside the house.

Go to sat cam 6.

Go up on 5. Let's just pump the audio a little bit.

God, I love that kid.

God, you have not dated in a long time, have you?

God. Lauren.

Gonna give myself a finite amount of time to make this decision.

Good for you, pal.

Good Lord.

Good morning, Ella. Good morning.

Good morning, Lauren.

Good night.

Good night. Sayonara.

Good. Are you busy?

Gotta go, mate.

Great meeting you. Steve, yeah.

Great.

Guys wanna know that you're flexible and good at gymnastics.

Ha ha ha. Okay.

Ha, ha!

Ha, ha. I actually

Ha, ha. I should go.

Ha, ha. Oh, I'm sorry I'm laugh

Ha, ha. Oh, Nana's tomorrow night. Don't forget to tell Tuck to bring Katie and Joe.

Ha, ha. Stop.

Ha, ha. Ugh!

Hands up. No.

Hang on. Did she say she wanted to go out with you?

Happy hunting.

Have a meal. I think that would be really, really good.

Have fun. Ciao. Go back to the retirement village.

Have to pack up anyway.

Have you Okay. You asked me a serious question, didn't you?

Have you any reason to go there soon?

Have you ever been or do you ever plan on being a serial killer?

He actually won the Go Fish Masters tournament in Reno.

He did?

He doesn't want anything to do with me, at all.

He got into the rosé at brunch, he's gonzo.

He got into the rosé at brunch, he's gonzo.

He had the biggest blue eyes, like marbles.

He has a hard time trusting people.

He is. He saved me from becoming a swinger.

He likes it.

He likes you too.

He loved me to bits. Then he grew up, now I can't reach him.

He moves in space

He never told me that. Yeah.

He really challenges me.

He used the kid.

He was my person.

He was your person. You know what kind of person he ended up?

He wore that Superman costume everywhere.

He would

He, uh He's the surgeon that we were talking about.

He, uh, used his....

He's 7 and he's really lovely. Really lovely.

He's in L.A. We have to get on it right now.

He's just not the guy I thought he was.

He's my favorite artist. He's my favorite artist.

He's right. He is my only friend from work.

He's sweet, he's ki We have so much fun.

He's the best man I know. Bollocks, mate.

Heh, heh. The pliers, really? Yes, the pliers, really.

Heh.

Heinrich doesn't have any friends.

Heinrich is not gonna be happy. I'm more concerned about the boss.

Hello, Dad.

Hello, everybody, I'm Lauren Scott. Thank you so much for being here today.

Hello, it's lovely to meet you. Lovely to meet you.

Hello, son.

Hello! Cards!

Hello?

Hello.

Hello. I'm sorry, I'm not in. Please leave a message after the tone.

Hello. I'm Tuck. Pleased to meet you.

Hello. We're, um, friends of lvan.

Here she comes. Here she comes. Hi there.

Here we go. So the Coretex has minimal damage.

Here, drink this.

Here's a surveillance file from the DFS in Mexico.

Hey, babe, you're using the vector chute, right?

Hey, Betty. Excuse me?

Hey, bud. Hi.

Hey, man, so, uh, I'm a little worried. I don't know if, um

Hey, man, uh, it's about 5:43. Uh....

Hey, man, uh, it's about 5:43. Uh....

Hey, Mr. Deep ln Thought. You wanna talk about it?

Hey, Nana's tomorrow night, huh? ls that Nana you're talking to?

Hey, Snuggles, how are you, bud? it's a Boston terrier.

Hey, spudley, how you doing? Come on, give us a cuddle.

Hey, Tuck.

Hey, Tuck. Hey, how you doing?

Hey, watch there.

Hey, what are you two doing this afternoon?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. it's Steve.

Hey. Oh, God!

Hey. We lost contact.

Hey. Where are you going?

Hi, Dottie. And who are these people?

Hi, Lauren, I'm really, really sorry about what happened.

Hi, my name is Xenia. Pleased to meet you. I'm Tuck.

Hi, Steve, hey.

Hi, um, I'm Katie.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. I'm Lauren.

Hi. Maya.

Hi. Your Dad was just telling me how you got your nickname.

Hikes it up and goes, Oh, look. l've got me naughty bits tucked under.

Hit the shore 'cause I'm faded Honeys in the street say

Hit. Oh, nice. Get on him. Oh!

Hm?

Hm.

Hold on.

Honesty, Franklin.

Hor And might I remind you...

How are you? Good. You?

How he got his name. Tuck. No, he didn't.

How many creeps are out there?

How silly of me.

How very nice of you. Thank you. You are welcome.

How was it?

How you doing, Nick? What?

However, not as good as Rebecca, Notorious, Vertigo...

However, the Tempolite has damage and there's rusting around 300 degrees.

Huh? Oh, yes.

Huh? Yeah. Austrian cat. Boy can paint.

Huh.

Huh. Uh, he's a surgeon.

Hysterical.

I already asked Collins for a transfer.

I am a cruise ship captain of a very large vessel.

I am impressed with you.

I am so glad you could make it on short notice.

I ask Bob.

I asked Lauren to marry me.

I bet yours has got antlers and howls.

I can't help but thinking I'm putting them in this position.

I can't really do this, um....

I care for Lauren. Great, you have affections.

I could count every step.

I could end up a skin suit or in somebody's trunk.

I couldn't give a monkey who Lauren chooses between us.

I did not. I wouldn't say These knockers. Oh!

I didn't expect you to. lt was a surprise.

I didn't put a sat tracker on her. That's immoral. I put one on her cell phone.

I didn't. I was doing well until you turned up with your big hair and your white teeth.

I do now.

I don't believe this. What?

I don't even know what that means. You're flexible.

I don't expect you to understand. Why can't you just admit you lost?

I don't have any parents. I have no family.

I don't know, he's 10 or 1 1 , wearing a dress.

I don't know. Shut up.

I don't know. They're both incredible.

I don't think it heated up fast enough.

I don't think so.

I don't think so. Thank you, princess.

I don't think you want us making any great grandbabies.

I don't understand. They should be there.

I feel like an idiot. I thought they cared. Can we get out?

I feel like I need to apologize again for that bizarre profile.

I feel like I'm having a panic attack. Breathe.

I feel weird about dating two guys at once. Don't feel bad about dating two guys.

I felt like I was dead

I get it. You come in here looking for a girl renting a movie.

I got I walked in and they said they were friends.

I got creamed.

I got good love

I got it, mate. Yeah, I totally understand. Thank you very much. Cheers, mate.

I got no beef with repetition

I got no beef with repetition

I guess I could stick around a little longer, talk about grills.

I had a nice time tonight.

I had a really fantastic day today, thank you very much.

I had a really fantastic day today. Thank you very, very much.

I had no idea. Of course. How could you know that?

I had to find out I didn't know.

I have l've got a meeting too, so

I have a hard time trusting people too.

I have a photograph of my girl. I was doing the same thing.

I have a son.

I have a very important question to ask. Good. Go on.

I have this laughter thing when bad things happen.

I have to do what any rational woman in my position would do.

I have to go to work. I have a meeting.

I have to take my hat off to you. This is impressive.

I hope you can forgive him, Lauren.

I invited Lauren.

I just can't believe I gave up everything for him.

I just felt the whole thing to be a bit stiff, uptight, not really user friendly.

I just said peace. I want to die right now.

I know enough to know that he who hesitates

I know exactly what kind of girl you are.

I know it's a little awkward with you having slept with her and everything, but....

I know who you are, mate.

I know you planned it I'm gonna set it straight

I know.

I like sushi. She seemed really nice. She was really pretty.

I like that guy with the unibrow and the braces.

I like the rotisserie feature.

I love my job. So there you go.

I love pancakes. Really, l'd love to have pancakes.

I love patchouli. Lovely.

I love the way they look into each other's eyes like that.

I love these dogs. Hi.

I love this place.

I love you, baby.

I love you, baby. Bye.

I love you, man. Love you too.

I love you?

I love you. I love you too.

I love you. I love you. I love you too. That's so funny.

I mean, I know he's fat and ridiculous, but he's my fat...

I met somebody.

I might like him more than I like you.

I need a little privacy.

I need good love

I need some help with work.

I need you to stop making references to Boggle like a man. it's a game.

I never even slept with Lauren.

I really like her too.

I really like this girl.

I S H l T you not. I was L M F A O when I read that.

I said this is private game.

I said, thank you. Thank you. You don't have to be annoying about it.

I see any police, any agent within a mile...

I see you brought your baby brother to protect you.

I should I should probably I should probably head off.

I should be a gentleman.

I should have killed you in Kandahar when I had the chance.

I think I'm going to have to kill her. Well, actually...

I think it could. Really?

I think it's time for me to be responsible for something other than myself, you know?

I think there

I think you did.

I thought maybe we could make pancakes or something.

I thought the lid was hard to handle. Mm hm.

I thought Uncle Frank was your only friend.

I told you it wasn't gonna be an issue.

I told you you shouldn't date two guys at the same time.

I tried to get your back there. I got off a few shots...

I trust you. I know you'd do anything for me.

I trusted you.

I understand you're Savile Row's finest.

I want parabolics, infrareds, sat cams, everything we got on the job.

I want to know what makes her laugh, cry.

I want you to acquire intel on one Lauren Scott.

I want your boyfriends.

I wanted you to think that I had a perfect family, so I hired some people.

I was a gymnast in high school, my best event was the keg stand.

I was given misinformation, okay?

I was just That kind of thing's lovely, isn't it?

I was just wondering if I might skip out a little bit early for the holiday weekend.

I was the only thing keeping you alive in Kandahar, mate.

I was thinking of taking lead on this one, thank you.

I wasn't sure if you were gonna show. I told you I could handle it.

I will too. Okay.

I wish you would act like that with men.

I wouldn't want anyone wearing the same suit.

I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

I'll see you there. All right, my love.

I'm always the first in the door. You're not always first at everything.

I'm available for lessons anytime.

I'm down too.

I'm excited. So am l. God, you look gorgeous.

I'm going out, dating, meeting guys.

I'm going to hell. You're not. lf you go there, I'm

I'm gonna be honest. I am not a travel agent.

I'm gonna go because I'm gonna go meet my guy, Ken.

I'm gonna make it

I'm gonna pass out.

I'm gonna shake it

I'm here now. Okay.

I'm just about to. Good luck.

I'm kind of buzzed and it's all because

I'm not this kind of girl.

I'm pretty sure that's the cataracts.

I'm really No, actually You've done Lauren, listen Shut up.

I'm really glad you called.

I'm scared.

I'm scared. You haven't done this in a long time.

I'm serious. Why would l? No.

I'm so sorry.

I'm something of a grill master.

I'm sorry about Jonas.

I'm sorry. This must be your boyfriend's seat. Uh, Ken, right?

I'm sorry. Those people back there, they are not my parents.

I'm sure you understand that. Of course, sir. with this fabric and color...

I'm telling you, it's getting weird.

In my head

Incredible guys. I don't have a choice.

It's Friday night

It's worse. They know each other.

Jack.

Jerry's taking me to an alpaca farm.

Jesus. I cannot believe you didn't trust me.

Jinx. Ha ha ha.

Joe. Joe, Joe.

Jonas!

Jump run! Hey, you're good.

Just a minute, for a second.

Just get me off this thing. How do I cancel it?

Just give him your keys. I don't want the car.

Just incredible.

Just kiss me right now. I'm not gonna kiss you. You're bipolar.

Just kiss me. What? Absolutely not.

Just saying.

L, well....

L'd fuck me. l'd fuck me. What's wrong with this boy?

L'll be around the corner on ringtone. I'll be at the video store.

L'll be right back.

L'll be the judge of that, thank you very much.

L'll be there to pick you up.

L'll see you I'll see you in the office?

L'll see you in the field, mate.

L'll, uh, take care of all this.

L've got some action.

Lauren, hey.

Lauren, it's FDR. I am so sorry about what happened.

Lauren, you're incredible. You're not so bad yourself.

Lauren. Lauren.

Let me get this straight. You put your personal, private details...

Let me hear the party say

Let me pick him up, and then I'll drop you straight off after.

Let me take a look at that, sir? No, I'm fine.

Let them through.

Let's go, Jonas.

Let's let the paintings speak for themselves.

Let's not forget, yes, I did find her first. Yeah, but she fell for me, Tuck.

Let's pick the saddest, oldest bastard here.

Let's show these kids how it's done, huh?

Lf I say yes, will you leave? This is my job.

Lf I'm only a step behind, it's because I'm cleaning up after you.

Lf there was some action, what were you gonna do?

Lf we go to that warehouse, she's not walking out and neither are we.

Lf you have, you'll know what a good choice it was.

Lf you want me to have sex with both of those guys...

Lf you were from

Lf you're an O.G. mack

Like if our nation gets attacked by random paintball people...

Like something was wrong with the motor, maybe the spark was dead.

Listen. You take your hands off me.

Ln a car crash. They were going out to dinner one night and, um

Ln a little bit.

Ln a shot. I'll be right back.

Ln fact, it's sort of a second tier title.

Ln light of everything I found out, I feel Tuck.

Lncredibly magical kiss with tongue.

Lndeed. How nice.

Lnnovation became intrinsic....

Long day, huh? You don't know the half of it.

Look at the tension between two and three dimensionality.

Look at you. Oh!

Look, l

Look, pal, we kissed too.

Looks cool.

Los Angeles.

Love, yes.

Ls that Dad? Huh?

Ls that Sade? Sade is not exclusive, my friend. Jesus.

Ls this what I think it is?

Lt doesn't matter. I love you. You're my best friend.

Lt doesn't work like that.

Lt feels so good

Lt gets fives across the board.

Lt goes all the way around his head. I know, he was so cute.

Lt is a family gathering, Nana.

Lt is awesome.

Lt only took you 30 years. Tuck.

Lt so happens I have a lot of experience with grills.

Lt was pretty special. I don't think it will be the last.

Lt worked. You see that? What'd I tell you? Hm?

Lt's a date. Look, lucky for you, I'm free tonight.

Lt's a grenade!

Lt's a nice move, isn't it? Meet the family. What are you, Garry Kasparov?

Lt's amazing.

Lt's classy, but not stuffy.

Lt's dangerous.

Lt's dead. He's killing our bugs. Bring up 4.

Lt's for the Heinrich case. COMPUTER VOlCE: Searching database.

Lt's good. it's good. I understand.

Lt's got comedy, drama, romance, it's a thriller.

Lt's Heinrich.

Lt's just

Lt's just a game. Ah!

Lt's just been a lot, and I think I should go.

Lt's just I was really looking forward to today.

Lt's just so weird. My dad used to collect these.

Lt's kind of gross when they kiss.

Lt's making them crazy. it's making me crazy.

Lt's mostly vodka.

Lt's not fun.

Lt's not funny. I shouldn't do that.

Lt's not like that. Lauren's been asking about them, and you know Nana.

Lt's not that. lt's.. . .

Lt's really awful.

Lt's really lovely. What's lovely?

Lt's really okay. l've done this.

Lt's Steve. Okay. Thank you so much.

Lt's the mistakes that make us who we are.

Lt's very nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too, yeah.

Mag! Give me a mag!

MAN 3: No head shots! MAN 4: That's illegal.

MAN Are you looking for someone to start a life with?

Man, come on.

Mate, I am such a huge fan of poker.

Maybe not perfect, but damn near close...

Maybe we could get you a kid, sir. For a day.

Me love you long time

Me so horny

Me too.

Medically speaking? Fine.

Men! Move. MAN 1 : My face!

Mission is a go. Repeat, you are green to go.

Mm hm. I brought pie.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mom, could you fix this? Hey, buddy.

Mom. Yeah?

More fun that I've ever had in my entire life.

Morning. Good morning.

My fiance', yes. Yeah.

My God, I love these places. I thought you might.

My layover day?

My office thinks I clean my house in a naughty nurse costume.

My small friend here is a kick ass travel agent.

Name is lvan Sokolov.

Nana. We really don't have to talk about that right now.

Nathaniel.

Negative, we don't have the angle. Do a reverse Karachi.

Neurosurgeon. I'm the department head at the children's hospital.

Nice looking woman from last night.

No kids that I know of. Okay.

No matter how hard she tries.

No more lonely nights.

No, I only let you think that, right? Think that, to make you jealous.

No, no, I'm just at work. What are you doing?

No, no, no. You're perfect?

No, no, that's Mommy's special milk, okay?

No, no, they do it to us all the time, okay?

No, no. Honestly, after you.

No, not really.

No, not yet, but I think he will in a minute.

No, we should. No, no, no.

No, you can't bring the binoculars. You're not watching my date.

No, you didn't, that's just a matter of opinion.

No, you were sitting in the chair. And suddenly, you started walking toward me.

No, you're not. Yes, I am.

No! What are you doing? No!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Actually, no, don't.

No. I'm sorry, but

No. Just the intel flash coming over.

No. Mm hm.

No. No, I didn't.

No. No, we can't.

Not really, no.

Not this week.

Now I've got a woman

Now, did you see this?

Obviously I'm busy, because I'm a mother, but I would carve out time in my schedule.

Of course I did, didn't you? No.

Of course I do.

Of course they are.

Of Gustav Klimt? Of Gustav Klimt.

Oh, bollocks.

Oh, crap.

Oh, Dad.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear. Wonderful.

Oh, God, I gotta get the goggles on. This is very stressful!

Oh, God, I love it when you talk dirty.

Oh, he went out on a date. Of course he did.

Oh, hey, uh....

Oh, I don't wanna lose my spot. Don't worry about it.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. You take it.

Oh, Lauren. Yes.

Oh, look at that. A little kiss on the hand there.

Oh, my God, I feel so bad.

Oh, my God, that is so funny running into you again. That's so funny.

Oh, my God, that's awesome. How do you feel? Can you walk?

Oh, my God, what is that? it's a screwdriver.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

Oh, my God. He's cute.

Oh, my God. Okay.

Oh, my God. This is not happening.

Oh, my God. What ?

Oh, my goodness, this is amazing.

Oh, my goodness. it's a....

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Hello. How are you?

Oh, no, take lead, please.

Oh, no. Everybody should have a friend who's a spaz.

Oh, not at all. Okay.

Oh, not his given name. Not at all. Tuck. Unusual, right?

Oh, please, you're not You date, but you're not taking it seriously.

Oh, so horny

Oh, son of a bitch. Who is ?

Oh, thank you! Finally!

Oh, thanks....and your life...

Oh, those are his parents.

Oh, we really do. No, no, no.

Oh, what's the matter?

Oh, wow. Uh....

Oh, wow. Um....

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, of course. it's a holiday. And a weekend.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, how does that make you feel?

Oh, you do? Yeah. He's called Joe.

Oh! Uh....

Oh. wow.

Okay, bud, time to go.

Okay, bye.

Okay, good, good. Well, I'm available as a friend.

Okay, good.

Okay, I believe you. Wow.

Okay, I think I'm ready.

Okay, save me a drink.

Okay, so he wants to play family, so we'll play families. We can play families. Right?

Okay, so I will ask you questions about the products.

Okay, so she grew up in Georgia.

Okay, stop.

Okay, the truth about Joe is that my relationship with Joe is really awful.

Okay, Tuck. Mm hm.

Okay, well, you know what?

Okay, what about Tuck?

Okay, where are we going?

Okay, you are disturbingly good at this.

Okay, you get three square meals a day and we'll get you a nice pair of trousers.