The Sopranos (1999) - Season 3 Edit

A 43 yarder!

A bad son.

A black guy.

A blueprint for total self discipline

A boy just handed this to me.

A Buddhist selling $150,000 cars.

A burning ring of fire.

A c minus is fucked for me.

A captain of industry type.

A career in the military?

A Chinese general, wrote this thing 2400 years ago.

A contractor then?

A couple hundred mil.

A couple months before you came over.

A couple of guys started throwing stuff in.

A couple of times, i had to pick him up off the floor.

A crone, a troll, I don't know.

A CT scan revealed no evidence of metastasis.

A customer says goodnight,

A dime? You got it.

A division of time warner entertainment company, L. P.

A doctor's a very powerful position.

A doctorate in psychiatry from Seton Hall.

A falling down house and some old lady underwear.

A fancy word for fund raising.

A few days is not a problem.

A few pennies?

A few questions ab out the language school.

A five F.U. based regimen with cisplatin and doxorubicin.

A friend of mine's brother is the bartender there.

A fuckin' alarm code, 50 Gs?

A fucking retard.

A fucking train wreck.

A fully fueled jet and a safe trip to the Pope?

A girl like Ade, that's a woman.

A good friend.

A good kid, but you never should've put Gigi in there.

A good son?

A goyim.

A guaranteed cure.

A guy I know, he fucks the lady whose house is it.

A ha.

A horse that's pulling a sleigh.

A krull?

A lawsuit a few years back

A life of service to others.

A little car accident, but I'm fine.

A little frustrated maybe.

A little fucking levity, huh?

A little more initiative on your part.

A little pepper?

A little red wine.

A long time with the Sopranos

A lot of boys your age would've run like a little girl.

A lot of good it did me.

A lot of high rollers, a lot of big tips

A lot of responsibilities.

A lotta death...

A lotta strange people used to live in these woods.

A major?

A man honors his debts.

A man I respect, about these panic attacks.

A man needs his seven hours.

A meeting of the Chief of Oncology,

A mosque.

A new joint just opened on 46th,

A night like this you're gonna make me drink alone?

A paisan.

A patient of yours.

A permanent expulsion.

A place in the city called "Chez Josephine."

A plan?

A plumber?

A point and a quarter.

A proud newarker.

A psychiatrist?

A real contremps you have on your hands here

A rottweiler, Elliot.

A self perpetuating revenue base.

A seminar on the CIA and the cultural cold war.

A Soprano and an Aprile.

A strange and macabre Christmas story,

A street person.

A thing?

A truck.

A valuable addition to the Columbia community.

A very sad thing.

A week it's been and my poor cousin

A whole issue of "U.S. News" on seniors and health.

A whole summer's worth.

A witness for the prosecution.

A young African American man?

A young man who...

A. J. , give me a hit of your snapple.

A.J.

A.J., call Lindsey Blundetto.

A.J., did you tell your dad and your grandpa

A.J., then, you'll use it against him.

A.J., why don't you bring this stuff out to the car?

A.J.?

A.J.?

Aaron, honey, honey?

Aaron, honey.

Abast'.

Abort, andy, it's not a go.

Abort, repeat, abort.

About a friend of mine who was doing some business at your club.

About a lot of shit.

About behavior modification therapy.

About bein' alone over the holidays.

About everything.

About getting into college.

About his last panic attack?

About how people can smile in your face

About I dunno, whatever

About my son.

About shit between you and me,

About six months ago.

About taking orders from me.

About that fat piece of shit.

About that pilot, Charles Lindbergh,

About the other day.

About the ring?

About the sit down.

About Tony and the promotion.

About Tony having a fight with Ralph Cifaretto?

About what you once said,

About what?

About what?

About what?

About what?

Absolutely fuckin' not!

Absolutely.

Accept my condolences.

Accommodational pretense you've got worked out with daddy.

Ace garage.

Ace, high flush.

Across to the 43.

Actually , that's good.

Actually Febby was Carmela's uncle.

Actually he broke it off with her.

Actually I am kinda wiped.

Actually we haven't been arguing as much lately.

Actually your father said that.

Actually,

Actually, ade, let m e work with you here.

Actually, he's a TV producer.

Actually, i haven't had any alcohol in a week.

Actually, I no longer need my ticket book.

Actually, i'm standing here in front of you.

Actually, if you must know, Tony has been a little better.

Actually, it is a little difficult

Actually, it wasn't.

Actually, Kelli,

Actually, no.

Actually, that's why I'm calling.

Actually, the maid is gone for a little while

Actually, um, he's in waste management.

Actually...

Actually... murder.

Adriana la cerva.

Adriana, she gave her notice.

Adriana, you in there?

Affirmative action cocksucker.

African american.

African Americans go to Columbia, dad.

After 19 years of marriage, I find it very sad

After all, it was your father who started this whole tradition.

After being out all night, God knows where.

After decades of planning, ground was broken today

After dinner, to take Meadow out.

After dinner, your mother went upstairs to get ready for bed.

After much deliberation and assessment,

After that business with your father.

After what my son did to you...

After years of planning and delays,

After you came over with us?

After you kick upstairs, you'll net

After, so the grandkids could, you know.

After...

Against livery drivers.

Against millions gonna roll in off the esplanade?

Agency.

Agron...

Ah, beautiful.

Ah, c'mon, he knows I'm breaking his balls.

Ah, c'mon.

Ah, c'mon.

Ah, damnit.

Ah, fuck!

Ah, hello?

Ah, I see, so I gotta be a whackjob too?

Ah, Jesus Christ, un fuckin' believable.

Ah, Jesus Christ.

Ah, nothin'.

Ah, please, you ai n't gonna slug me, are ya?

Ah, shit!

Ah, shit.

Ah, there's exceptions.

Ah, Tony, I'm telling you now.

Ah, toxic chemicals, medical waste,

Ah, yes.

Ah, you're yella.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

Ah...

Ah...!

Ahh...

Ain't you got a drink in the house?

Airport Ramada, right?

Albert...

Alienate her.

All due respect, Junior...

All goes in there, no one gets shot.

All good questions.

All her innocence is gone.

All I did was tell your old man what a good kid you were,

All I do is make sure he's got clean clothes in his closet,

All I ever asked for was kindness.

All I know about this guy is he drives a livery cab,

All i know is that we're shit out of luck till next tuesday.

All I know is, she stuck by him

All I was saying was

All kinds of scooters and bicycles,

All night in this fuckin' hell hole.

All of 'em?

All of a sudden, I'm back to square one.

All of us together again.

All she's ever done is background checks.

All that fat?

All that talk about Berkeley,

All the crime in North Jersey like your dad does now,

All the fuckin' luck.

All the information including tax benefits is in here.

All the micks named their kids that after the guy got killed.

All the money you give to Angie Bonpensiero

All the pressure we put on ourselves

All the shit we been through.

All the way the fuck over here.

All these horrible people in it with pointy heads and stuff.

All these years, I've sat here and I kept my mouth shut.

All they had was wine coolers.

All things considered, he's got a legitimate beef.

All this freedom of college.

All this from a slice of cappicola?

All this goddamn morbidity?

All this soul searching, Janice,

All this technical shit.

All those people down there.

All those unions.

All we can do...

All we did was study hard.

Allow me to expres s my condolences

Almost a hundred K.

Almost dean's list.

Almost scored a touchdown on one of 'em.

Almost time for turkey sandwiches!

Almost, almost.

Alright, 20 minutes and I'll be back.

Alright, alright, Jesus.

Alright, alright!

Alright, alright.

Alright, alright.

Alright, answer the fucking phone.

Alright, bye bye.

Alright, bye.

Alright, bye.

Alright, c'mon, keep moving.

Alright, c'mon.

Alright, c'mon.

Alright, c'mon.

Alright, Carmine.

Alright, come on, let's go,

Alright, fine, you want to do something? Let's just do it.

Alright, fine.

Alright, finish up over there.

Alright, five's just the negotiating platform,

Alright, fix it.

Alright, fuck it, i'll pay it.

Alright, give me your hand.

Alright, great.

Alright, hang in there.

Alright, here it is, okay?

Alright, hit it!

Alright, Hugh, see you later.

Alright, I give up, what then?

Alright, I'll be there.

Alright, I'll call.

Alright, I'll go to 10.

Alright, I'll take it upstairs.

Alright, I'll talk to him.

Alright, I'm going to the market.

Alright, I'm gonna hit the road.

Alright, I'm sorry.

Alright, I'm sorry.

Alright, it's just normal

Alright, Jesus!

Alright, just stay calm.

Alright, kiddies, that's enough for tonight.

Alright, let's get started, c'mon.

Alright, let's reason this out.

Alright, listen up.

Alright, look, you're her doctor,

Alright, look...

Alright, now, why would you offer to pay for them

Alright, obviously you told the cops

Alright, play Nintendo.

Alright, take it easy.

Alright, this is it.

Alright, we'll go.

Alright, who gave the order to torch one of albert's trucks?

Alright, you set it up, you come with me...

Alright!

Alright?

Alright?

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright..

Alright...

Although Christmas is coming, so...

Although, I would really rather

Alvin!

Always comes in threes, huh?

Am I happy?

Am I missing something here?

Am I ruining your Christmas?

Amazing thing about snakes

Amen.

Amen.

Among the rocks.

Amour fou...

Amour fouor whatever.

Amputees?

An extraordinary visual sense.

An hour class,

An hour later, they're hosin' her down with disinfectant.

An inner boundary

An innocent person is driving along,

An oncological pathologist,

And "B",

And a .38...

And a coke, please.

And a grant from the sta te to do autonomous research.

And a little butter,

And about how his baby was kidnapped and killed

And all along I kept defending the little two faced prick.

And all you do is fuckin' hurt me.

And also, the thought that someday

And Anthony will be expelled.

And as i speak , i have baby bing...

And be gracious to him.

And beyond.

And Bobby Ditillio doesn't count,

And by that time...boom!

And by the way, big john's okay with a 40 split

And called Paramount Pictures and said,

And chunks of his head go flying?

And cognitive behavioral therapy.

And cognitive behavioral therapy.

And come have dinner with you guys once in a while.

And consider leaving him.

And depending, of course, on the full path report

And digging?

And dinner on his table.

And don't forget his name.

And don't give me the malocch'.

And don't say you wouldn't have done the same thing.

And each one can voice a remembrance

And early satiety.

And embarrassed the shit out of me in front of Adriana.

And even having to smile.

And even if you don't touch the body of the shoe.

And even when they do, you know it's gonna get squashed.

And everybody that's got a key to the house.

And faculty involvement in dorm life.

And follow through.

And for other things too.

And for what, talkin' to some puttan?

And forego those things which lay without it.

And frankly, it's important.

And fuckin' Dr. Seuss ripped it off.

And get her the fuck out of here.

And give him peace.

And Gloria knows a lot,

And go see an ob gyn.

And God knows my brother used to sleep

And going off all happy.

And has upped the ante when needed.

And haul the old one out.

And have to listen to guys like me whine all day?

And he asked

And he fucked me in the ass.

And he gave the good ones toys.

And he recommended gastric resection for cure.

And he was caught cheating on an exam at Rutgers.

And he was dealing hard drugs.

And he was eating thes e cacciatore chicken parts

And he wasn't very nice to someone important to me.

And he would just go, "they don't give a shit."

And he's been doin g all this acid.

And he's moving to India for the U.N.

And he's right.

And he's telling them how to do it?

And helpless...

And here I still am.

And here I was worried about her adjusting.

And here Jackie had her convinced

And here's Artie, a regular guy,

And here's the point to remember,

And hey, your decision goes the other way,

And his friend, Josh, I mean...

And his involvement in extracurricular sport.

And how are things with Noah?

And how do we know it doesn't mean

And how willing you are

And how's Carm with the empty nest?

And I

And I almost got in a fight with her?

And I am only the patient's wife,

And I am that cunt hair.

And I appreciate your concern.

And I asked him to forgive Svetlana for what she's done.

And I come up through the cellar like always.

And I could, and I would.

And I didn't fuck him...

And I disrespected "the Bing."

And I don't want him that close to Johnny Sack.

And i don't want their sons with mine.

And I don't want to hear about him ever again.

And I don't want you in my life.

And i feel ver y close to them.

And I fuckin' flipped out.

And I get a call at 3:00 in the morning.

And I get to relax a little.

And I got some bad news for you.

And I gotta give your father credit for this.

And I gotta move all of Dov's shit out of here.

And I had a frank conversation with Buckwheat.

And I know my parents expect me to go.

And I know you want maximum value.

And I know, for a fact,

And I meditate in the morning.

And I need that money for my long range planning!

And I pray to God

And I should've fucked Dale Evans, but I didn't!

And I swear to Christ I'm not doing it anymore.

And i think he think s i smell like that.

And I think maybe he picks that up from me.

And I think were your husband to turn himself in,

And I thought you might want to take a look at it.

And I want to keep it like that.

And I want you to know that I appreciate you looking out for Bobby.

And I would not come out.

And I'll buy you some dogs.

And I'll do that till the day I fucking die.

And I'll fuckin' kill you, you understand me?

And I'll take care of it.

And I'll talk to Jackie Jr.

And I'll tell you something.

And I'm gonna make sure of that by not going to lunch

And I'm gonna say some bad words.

And i'm gonna turn u p my hearing aid so i don't miss it.

And I'm not interested,

And I'm not sure that your people

And i'm not trying to sell here.

And I'm sorry and it'll never happen again, ever.

And I'm sorry,

And I'm sure everybody else will too.

And I'm the flame?

And I'm the one that doesn't fuckin' communicate?

And I've been thinking about your behavioral therapy idea.

And if I die, I will never be with God in eternity.

And if it's their opinion that he shouldn't get treated too harshly...

And if she passes us by

And if they can help me there,

And if they were jumping off the George Washington Bridge,

And if you don't show up, let me tell you right now,

And in the end, what did she do?

And inner resource

And involved in, sport.

And Irina before her.

And it fell on top of him and killed him.

And it was great.

And it was my card game.

And it's always good for a laugh,

And it's not gonna be your mooshata raviolis, lately.

And it's not necessary for the parent to be

And it's still not good enough to satisfy this cocksucker!

And its waterfront to its past glory.

And Jackie Jr. says hello.

And Jackie's a part of it.

And joey says lately he's been into the booze very heavy.

And just so you know,

And Kennedy will be there?

And kill him with these hands, Jen,

And kind of...

And kind of...

And leave without notice."

And less in Jackie's car...

And let me ask you something about this JFK worship of yours,

And look at the money he was making when he was my age.

And look what happened,

And lower back pain.

And makes insightful contributions

And Matt and Kevin right behind her

And meanwhile the only ones who gotta play by the rules are us!

And meet him at Modells in half an hour.

And most importantly, our Lord, as a devout Catholic.

And most of it still applies today.

And my daughter's in college.

And my doctor's here.

And my excuse won't be nearly as nice as yours.

And my first class isn't until two.

And my mother when I was little kid

And my performance has been commended

And no computer.

And nobody shows up.

And none of mine or barbara's?

And not far from you either.

And not just'cause

And now all I hear about is cocksucker Ralphie.

And now I think I'm sick...

And now it's time to put it to bed.

And now they're suing him in civil court.

And now to maybe bring another child into this?

And now, he's in the witness protection program.

And now, Stamfa's is a chain of drugstores.

And obviously, that's not possible,

And old man Satriale put a bullet in his own head,

And on the maid and tony

And once you know these habits,

And one thing led to another

And onward goes this thing of ours.

And op reports.

And other specialists who then work together

And patient Soprano?

And plus, it was a bitch getting off of work tonight.

And pulling back your chair.

And put that piece away.

And put up with the bullshit,

And Ralphie, that generation.

And reinforced the hem.

And remember his performance on the field last week.

And said to bring you guys into the principal's office.

And save the world from, uh, what is it this week?

And say,"you not gonna survive this

And see his brother at Hampshire.

And severely beaten inside the window display

And share a remembranc e or a feeling about the woman

And she came downstairs and they left.

And she forbid me to ever see them again.

And she needs you because the fuse box is on the fritz again.

And she said I always had it in for John.

And she says, "We don't call it the Christmas play,

And she wants me to go to Vermont this weekend.

And she was asking if Jackie was coming for Thanksgiving.

And she's the reason i make videos today.

And shit out of the 'fridge.

And shove 'em up his ass.

And sit around with their thumb up their ass

And soda.

And some of them are very real and very serious,

And some zip, he told my man here

And spare me your attitude too.

And spend money.

And spitting the bon es back in the container.

And spun it into gold.

And stepped into my office?

And still be a villain

And still have to be cut again.

And still never meet.

And take care of it.

And take care of these people hour after hour

And that fuckin' school did the same thing,

And that he knows how his brother died

And that one bite unleashed a tide of memories

And that thought went throug my mind briefly just then.

And that wasn't my kid she was carrying.

And that's death, not bad luck.

And that's it.

And that's not gonna change,

And that's what it takes.

And that's where he is

And that's where we're gonna place it.

And that's why I'm naming him defensive captain.

And that's your only question?

And the beauty part is...

And the coyote spirit.

And the disappearance of your leg, wow!

And the family's well?

And the girl...

And the lame will walk.

And the other night he got thrown out on his ass.

And the Percodans aren't even working anymore.

And the piece,

And the right people got some of their money back...

And the schools out here.

And the sun's setting there.

And the team's,

And the United States Army hardly goes to war anymore!

And the whole car...

And the zoo made you happy.

And then dares me to sue.

And then he fuckin' hits me?

And then he goes,"you gotta work on columbus day weekend."

And then I go to pour the milk and the carton is empty.

And then kill somebody the way I described...

And then Seamus says,

And then she starts having conniptions

And then the midterm.

And then they sue the cigarette companies when they get cancer.

And then this.

And then walk around smiling all the time?

And then what, lose control?

And then you ask me, "does she seem happy?"

And then you had the attack.

And then you smile in his face.

And then, let's hit the road.

And there is...

And these drafts, I should be down in boca.

And they broke three ribs.

And they can pour all the fucking ice they want down there, my friend,

And they don't want my son with their daughters

And they have a horse farm and ride and talk.

And they have live piano music.

And they shot him.

And they'll be scraping your nipples

And they'll probably start me on the chemo after that.

And they're all from vesuvio.

And they're from next seas you can't even buy them yet.

And they're fucking winning!

And think about your grip.

And this is Gloria?

And this is the thanks I get!

And this is the thanks I get?

And this morning, her sister and I

And those eyes...

And those FBI family value loving cocksuckers,

And those of the eighth ward.

And three months ago by you

And to keep up this lawn.

And totally to God.

And two recovered fumbles,

And ultimately of his entire life.

And Uncle Jackie?

And vandalized the swimming pool.

And way before.

And we can work on the stock.

And we commit his body to the ground.

And we could match up...

And we will reente r to install it.

And we're stuck out here!

And what a surprise!

And what doe s snow symbolize?

And what he did to you.

And what's your fucking plan?

And whatever my friend here wants.

And when did you want to do this?

And when I find the car, then what?

And when it gets hard,

And when you need anymore, just say so , i'm making plenty.

And where do I get my fucking balls?

And who cares about shit they say

And who knows what other widows you've got on your payroll

And who's responsible and all that there.

And yeah, they brush up against organized crime.

And you can tell her about it.

And you can't either.

And you come from a good family.

And you did start this.

And you gotta have footwork.

And you have the fuckin' nerve

And you know how much we love having you around.

And you know how people love my sauce.

And you know I only want the best for her,

And you know what it always spells?

And you know what?

And you know, Ralph.

And you like this about her?

And you notice the end of your laces are wet?

And you perseverate on secondary schools.

And you put it over into the corner over there

And you went right along with it.

And you're a great girl.

And you're gonna learn something for a change.

And you're gonna say goodbye.

And you're just gonna have to deal with it.

And you're not dragging your laces through urine.

And you're not getting the kids either.

And your brother, a buon anima.

And your children and your mother and your father.

And your mother's great pleasure in it.

And your mother's milk delivery still is coming every week.

And your son?

And, Aaron and I don't even sleep together anymore,

And, now we're here.

And, now, it's payin' off.

And, on top of that, you're gonna work

And, that's what we should be talking about.

And, then, there's the Holy Trinity.

And, you are going to clean the gutters.

And?

And?

And?

And?

And?

And?

And...

And...

Angeletti can't work.

Angie Bonpensiero said that Kevin told her

Angie Bonpensiero.

Angie needs money for an operation.

Angie, that dog is not a substitute

Angie?

Another expert heard from.

Another sad incidence of continuing violence

Another sweater.

Another thing to feel bad about.

Another time, Anthony.

Another time.

Another toothpick.

Another toothpick...

Another two so far today.

Another year..