The Sopranos (1999) - Season 1 Edit

A captain who owns luxury hotels or something.

A certain amount of that kind of patronage creates buzz.

A check for you to sign.

A couple months before, these two ducks landed in my pool.

A couple of dentists got together and awarded me these tickets.

A couple of weeks ago, me and some friends, we were doing speed.

A couple times.

A fag?

A feeling of pending doom?

A few bugs to be ironed out.

A friend of mine walked by.

A friend's in the hospital.

A girl's invited Anthony to his first formal.

A girlfriend.

A good guy, just getting old, cranky.

A great friend.

A guy fitting the description does work in this branch.

A guy here asks, "What if they had cloned Princess Di?"

A guy like that and my mother wore him down to a little nub.

A half inch of another woman's thigh gets you out of bed?

A heady brew.

A hit is a hit and this is not a hit!

A legitimate businessman!

A little a this?

A little Christmas present to myself.

A little left. A little left on your end.

A little too comfortable outside the law? Yes, he is.

A lot of friends of ours are complaining.

A lot of n**** youth. Took them out of the ghetto.

A man in a booth looked at me.

A medication comes along after your gambling...

A minor concussion.

A month. Maybe more, maybe less.

A piranha? Come on!

A plate of braciole.

A positive ion, or a negative ion.

A psychiatrist?

A psychiatrist?

A psychiatrist?

A psychiatrist. He's been seeing one for a while now.

A real student at Casa Soprano.

A reason.

A residential treatment center.

A Saturn. He only had it a year.

A score like this happens once in a lifetime.

A situation came up. It involves my uncle.

A son who throws his mother in an asylum.

A spokesman says that the officer in question will be placed on leave...

A stranger could care less about doing it right

A strong liberal arts program and the Olin Arts Center for music

A thing?

A TV set?

A water bird?

A what do you call it? A menu.

A who?

A woman has to keep her individuality. This here is a life lesson.

A.J., did you know John Cabot was Italian?

Abandoned? Please!

About '68, '69, the whole family.

About 30 seconds.

About a 25 minute delay if you're approaching near Deer Route 3.

About four or five months ago I started seeing a psychiatrist.

About six months ago.

About therapy? No, no, no, no.

About time. Excuse me.

About what?

About what?

About what?

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Accept the spirit of Christ, our Lord and Savior.

Act normal, plan things out. Make no mistakes.

Acting boss, my ass.

Actually, it was unusual in several ways.

ADD is a controversial subject.

ADD?

Adiós, Junior.

Admitting mistakes.

Adriana, you look beautiful.

Adriana!

Adriana?

Affective instability."

After all, he's your uncle. Come on.

After her last encounter...

After how many years with Tony Soprano's crew...

After Rocco gets the book up, he'll open a supper club.

After that gets up, we get a little cash flow...

After what my son did to you.

Again with the **** of the culture.

Agent Harris explained that there's something we'd like you to hear.

Agent Harris is just leaving.

Ah, the fucking chemo.

Ah, you're a good kid.

Ah!

Ah.

Ah.

Ain't that bad. Just needs a little work, that's all.

Air in the line'll kill you. You know who else...?

Al!

Al?

Alec Baldwin comes over. Whitney Houston. What do I got?

Alerted by a friend of the alleged victim...

Alex!

Aliens abduct Cartman and give him an anal probe and it makes him fart fire.

All clear! Are you gonna confess this?

All day, every day, 85 and not one drop of rain.

All due respect to your crippled kid, you don't want a wire up your ass.

All due respect, Father, you're getting off the subject.

All due respect, Tone...

All I got is nightmares.

All of a sudden, I started shaking uncontrollably.

All of them! Raymond. Larry.

All our food, pizza, calzone, buffalo mozzarella...

All right

All right

All right

All right

All right, 25%. He wants 50, we get 25.

All right, all right. I'll see what I can do.

All right, come on.

All right, don't get impatient. I'm your mother!

All right, enough of this shit. What's wrong?

All right, fine.

All right, go back in. I gotta think.

All right, go easy on them.

All right, go on, go eat somewhere else.

All right, hold on a minute.

All right, I gotta go

All right, I heard enough.

All right, I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry.

All right, I'm sorry.

All right, let me hear it.

All right, let's go!

All right, listen.

All right, listen.

All right, listen. Let's get one thing straight.

All right, look, Tony...

All right, look...

All right, Ma, sign right here.

All right, take Richard Kimble, right?

All right, thanks. I'll talk to you later.

All right, that's enough!

All right, that's enough!

All right, two Neapolitan loaves...

All right, Vitus. Thanks.

All right, watch the balls!

All right, what else?

All right, you delivered the message. Now let Meadow study

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Ask yourself a question.

All right. Didn't think so.

All right. Fuck it.

All right. I'll be right home.

All right. I'll call you back.

All right. Leave them there.

All right. Let's give the doctor some room.

All right. See you next week, all right?

All right. Uncle Jun, how was Boca?

All right...

All right...

All this shit's for nothing?

All we want you to do is talk to him.

All you're doing is making me nervous.

All your songs, you got no choruses.

Allatore would start a business, Dad would do it with him.

Allowing my children...

Allowing what I know is evil in my house.

Ally, what are you doing?

Ally!

Ally! Oh, my God!

Ally?

Ally's a very pretty girl

Almost

Along with Laurence "Larry Boy" Barese...

Altieri's wake is tonight.

Always with the drama!

Always with the scenarios.

Am I glad I called.

Am I in the what?

Am I nuts? A day at the mall in mules and I'll be crippled for life.

Am I that fucking stupid, really?

Am I that fucking stupid?

Am I to understand that you don't consider yourself white?

Amazing, huh? That news guy, he said the words "Brendan Filone"...

Amen.

America's Longest Running Soap Opera, Jeffrey Wernick.

American Biotics.

An advertising executive for big tobacco. Or lawyers? Ugh.

An Italian invented the telephone.

An ongoing investigation, the DA said.

And a little numbers, extortion, loan sharking.

And after a while, you're gonna get beyond psychotherapy...

And anything concerning your Uncle Junior...

And be one of those wives like Carmela Soprano:

And disappoint the future Miss New Jersey?

And don't backwash.

And don't start with that nursing home business again.

And even if she did...

And every day, you'll ride your bike to go visit Grandma.

And he told me that he loved me, and that he would be right back.

And he won't use Boyz II Men this time, he'll go with who he knows.

And he'll get out in two years and move north.

And here I am. A half a wiseguy. So what?

And how about Dr. Goldman here?

And how do we feel about that?

And how far do I go before I light a frigging match...

And I agree.

And I came too late for that, I know.

And I don't mean...

And I don't think we should have to pay for this testing.

And I don't?

And I get served with black eyed peas tomorrow? Yo, I know what time it is.

And I got it downstairs. I can bring it.

And I got the address.

And I hate to see him making wrong moves, you know.

And I intend to get what's mine.

And I mean with a capital B.

And I need proof.

And I never meant to denigrate Tony Soprano.

And I respect you.

And I should wait to be contacted?

And I think a lot of it is tied up with food somehow...

And I think I'm getting hooked on these fucking painkillers!

And I think I'm getting hooked on these fucking painkillers!

And I want the truth.

And I want you should hear from me, not from some asshole on the street.

And I'll tell you something else, things are down all across the board.

And I'm glad. I'm glad if he's proud of me.

And I'm playing shortstop for the Mets.

And if Chucky calls, you get me on the cell phone.

And if you're lucky..

And in your mother.

And is this your house, dear?

And Isabella, that she was nursing you

And it's "physically challenged."

And it's all thanks to you.

And it's for a very reputable cause.

And it's recurred.

And let me tell you, dollars to doughnuts...

And look what he brought.

And meanwhile, this piece of shit...

And my daughter should know?

And my son thinks every word that comes out of his mouth is pure gold.

And Napoleon, he was a moody fuck too.

And no TV.

And now, you.

And of course, Francis Albert

And she looks like a model out of Italian Vogue.

And she was holding a baby on her breast. She was nursing it.

And she's gotten worse with age.

And she's jealous of you.

And she's so forward too. Who does she think she is?

And Silvio and me and whoever. It's just gonna make us feel better.

And so do I, Junior.

And so what do we, as the parents, do?

And speaking for Pussy, if he's still alive, I'm sure he would agree.

And that city.

And that didn't happen, what you said!

And that night was my son's birthday party.

And that's a sickness, to fidget?

And that's my patient's fault?

And that's never coming back.

And that's Vito.

And that's where I would wake up the next day.

And the old tree all rotted out inside.

And the other thing?

And the rest is shy.

And the Romans, where are they now?

And then again at the deli.

And then cry on her shoulder: "I'm so homesick, Mrs. Piocosta

And then everybody would've been happy.

And then Jimmy Altieri's mother.

And then, you know, when the laughs got old, we stopped calling him.

And then?

And there is a church with a bell.

And there is a place in the corner of the piazza...

And there's weeds!

And they say when it rings, that means that a baby...

And they sent me here.

And they're good!

And this crap about Freud and...

And this is how he repays me.

And this ruins everything!

And this song keeps running through my head.

And this'll jeopardize your restaurant, everything.

And those nights.

And those other guys writing license plates and taking pictures

And we need a leader.

And we were in this room, me and her.

And what you're not feeling is your real agenda.

And when is spring...

And where are your people from?

And why do you always have to exaggerate?

And with my love of all kinds of music...

And with that breath!

And yet, that tiny, insignificant fraction...

And you accepted them.

And you can't do nothing about it.

And you come here and eat his steaks, and use his entertainment center.

And you don't want to go.

And you know, I'm holding it up...

And you're a woman.

And you're bragging this?

And your personal relationship with her is?

And your uncle... No, I shouldn't say. I shouldn't!

And, Junior, I don't want there to be any repercussions.

And...

Andrea.

Andretti, you listening to me?

Angela doesn't know shit, or she deserves an Academy fucking Award.

Another kitchen appliance. Whoop fucking pee!

Another nationwide company.

Another question:

Another satisfied customer.

Another search warrant? Calls them the Federal Bureau of Annoying Bullshit.

Another search warrant? Calls them the Federal Bureau of Annoying Bullshit.

Answer me.

Answer the phone, take the message.

Answer the phone, take the message.

Anthony is a borderline case.

Anthony Jr. will be home soon.

Anthony Jr., call 911.

Anthony Soprano?

Anthony wants to play games, okay.

Anthony, I don't want her around here.

Anthony, I thought this could wait till after dinner.

Anthony, people come here to die!

Anthony, see who's there.

Anthony, turn off that music! Your father is sleeping!

Anthony, where's your dad? He said he'd be outside.

Anthony, who?

Anthony, why don't you wait outside?

Anthony, your fantasy...

Anthony!

Anthony!

Anthony!

Anthony! Anthony Jr., you get up!

Anthony? Of course he is!

Anthony? Of course he is!

Anthony.

Anthony.

Anthony.

Antonio Meucci invented it, and he got robbed!

Antonio.

Anxiety attacks are legitimate psychiatric emergencies.

Any changes in the market coming?

Any cold pasta?

Any hinky shit, you'll be refrying beans with Pablo Escobar again.

Any idea what my life would be worth...

Any incriminating evidence would be nice.

Any other loving experiences?

Any quarters, you can keep.

Any thoughts at all on why you blacked out?

Anybody else here, Desi?

Anybody else want to mouth off?

Anybody who's anybody's in my head.

Anyhow, it just happened.

Anything else?

Anything else? I don't want to be here all day

Anything since?

Anything to get her off of this Berkeley kick.

Anything with Emma Thompson.

Anyway, how many chances does a man get to coach his own daughter?

Anyway, Jean Cusamano said you were ill.

Anyway, listen. It's a gray Town Car, new model.

Anyway, she was talking...

Apology accepted.

Aprile was 44 years old.

Are you a kid in a tree house?

Are you a woman? Get a bladder transplant. My mother lives here.

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Are you all right? I'm worried about you.

Are you bored with your life?

Are you concerned that your son is going to find out about you?

Are you having any physical problems?

Are you implying by all this I'm ashamed to be an Italian American?

Are you in the Mafia?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you okay? You've been acting mezzo morto lately.

Are you paying someone for this game?

Are you resisting arrest?

Are you saying this car's for Tony and leave it all in one piece?

Are you still seeing your other women, Lorenzo?

Are you still taking the lithium?

Are you sure about this, Tony?

Are you sure we ordered enough champagne?

Are you sure, Ally?

Are you sure? I was told I need a new starter.

Are you sure? Who told you this?

Are you telling me that since I'm the new boss, I should tax Hesh?

Are you testing them? The ones that aren't named Soprano?

Are you watching that nature shit again?

Are you wearing makeup?

Aren't they beautiful?

Aren't they illegal?

Aren't we being sensitive!

Ariel, we're going to plan B.

Aromatherapy, something.

Around the time of the shooting, you were having hallucinations...

Arrested the wrong guys.

Arson investigators gave that fire a clean bill of health.

Art, Melissa, come on, honey. It's time to go home.

Art! Hello, how are things?

Arthur, I love Carmela like a sister.

Arthur, please. Grow up!

Arthur, what?

Arthur, you know what your heart is telling you.

Arthur? You're home?

Arthur...

Artie, come on.

Artie, how's your rash?

Artie, thank Christ!

Artie, that kind of buzz we should avoid in droves.

Artie, you all right?

Artie!

Artie.

Artie.

Artie's dinner business is nice, upscale people from the suburbs.

Artie's opening promotion.

As a colleague, Jen, I suggest you drop the patient.

As a kid, we took her ravings with a grain of salt.

As a kid, we took her ravings with a grain of salt.

As a metal band they were great, but this...

As far as Louis B. Mayer is concerned, what are you, nuts?

As good as Willem Dafoe was, I cannot picture that Jesus looked like him.

As I was saying, my real concern for Tony...

As if a TV set is gonna get somewhere with a man like Coach Hauser.

As long as everything's...

As long as I don't hear anything incriminating...

As long as I don't hear anything incriminating...

As long as the human being has certain appetites...

As long as you guarantee to keep the old fart in line.

As manager for the Kitchen and Restaurant Workers Union...

As stupid as it sounds, I viewed them as a form of masturbation for him.

As we both know, there's been an attempt on your life.

Ask anyone to describe an Italian American in this country...

Ask now, because we're not discussing this again.

Asshole, you're hurting my wrist.

Asshole!

Asshole!

Association with known undesirables.

At first it felt like...

At her age? The coach shouldn't have been in any position...

At last, appropriate emotions.

At least for the foreseeable future.

At least he made the gesture.

At least I can deal with my own problems. Unlike some I know.

At least I know where I stand.

At least with Junior...

At least you don't keep denying it like Mom

At least you work that squirrel program in the restaurant.

At the ER with Carmela.

At the same time, when I was young...

At this point in our cultural history, Mob movies are classic American cinema.

At times, doesn't think before he acts.

Aunt Settimia's dead. It's me, Meadow.

Authorities believe Palmice may have fled, acting on prior knowledge.

Authorities called Aprile the acting boss for 74 year old "Eckley" DeMeo...

Authorities say he was made acting boss...

Avellino.

Aw, isn't that awful.

Babe, I can't give an opinion every time you add a sentence.

Baby, how are you?

Back in the car, now!

Back up! Mr. Scorsese, good evening.

Back up.

Bada bing.

Bada Bing. Arthur Bucco!

Barb, our stock guru.

Bastard. He won't get away with this!

Be advised that on your last single, you sampled the backing vocal...

Be Mr. and Mrs

Bear in mind, this is a kid who just bought himself a $60,000 Lexus.

Beats me.

Beautiful!

Bebe, listen, I know we always used to yak about our sex lives.

Because a coach who most of us can't even stand is leaving?

Because he has a vowel at the end of his name: Grasso.

Because he wanted to hang out with us, he'd belt it right out

Because he's the victim, right?

Because I can't tell if you're old fashioned, you're paranoid...

Because I don't understand!

Because I wanted things for them.

Because I'm sad to put my mother away?

Because your nephew isn't just at that titty bar...

Because, Christ was saying that we're all...

Been working my ass off on this script. You know how many pages I got?

Before we start today's session...

Before you do more damage to yourself or your grandchildrens' inheritance...

Being a rebel in my family would have been selling patio furniture.

Believe me, Art. I am hugely conflicted.

Believe me, he ain't gonna be doing that shit no more.

Berry Gordy, whatever, he had to see it in the Supremes.

Besides, I think you'd like some of the members very much.

Besides, it's time to stop moving my wife and Deena like pawns...

Bet they frisk him before he goes home.

Bet you told your mom what happened.

Betraying children?

Better be safe than sorry. I say we duck for a while

Better Cakey die than live like that. That's what his mother used to say.

Better give me your jewelry.

Better men than him had to work hard.

Better, actually. Fever just broke. I miss you two.

Big guy, New York sounding?

Big man, huh?

Big tits, little feet. A hit in any man's league.

Big whoop.

Bill Parcells' guys can't stand him, till they start to win.

Bingo!

Birdman, hello!

Bitch! Come on.

Blew off a kid's toe for no good reason in Russo's Bakery.

Blow me.

Blow that again, I'll stick it up your ass!

Bobbi, you are so lucky with this guy. You have no idea.

Bold men make bold statements.

Bompensiero.

Bonjour. Room service est arrivé.

Books say a movie's supposed to be about 120 pages.

Borderline personalities are very good at splitting behavior...

Borderline personality disorder?

Bottle rockets? I paid for them.

Bottom line is...

Bottom line: Augustus was a Caesar. And everybody loved him, right?

Boy, Anthony must've really gotten under your collar. Admit it.

Boy, Anthony must've really gotten under your collar. Admit it.

Boy, if my dentist looked like you I'd stay awake during a root canal.

Boy, oh, boy.

Boy, this Chianti, though, is beyond reproach.

Boys are different from girls

Brand new, surround sound, HDTV compatible.

Brandy, why don't you give the coach a deluxe tour of the VIP lounge.

Break it up!

Breast feeding rug rats and spending the rest of your life at the gym.

Brendan didn't deserve it. Don't talk me out of it.

Brendan Filone? Associate? Soldier? Fuck you!

Brendan hit Comley again.

Brendan, let's go. Wake up, man.

Brendan, shut the fuck up. You want to get me clipped?

Brendan?

Brendan's a good earner, T. This jack was his plan

Brendan's brains are floating in his bathtub

Brought her some Mario Lanza.

Brought you some macaroons.

Buckle your seat belt, Ma.

Bugging, bribes? I don't know.

Bullshit.

Bunch of hypocrites.

Bunch of losers blowing their skulls all over the bathroom?

Buon'anima.

Bupkes. Say bupkes, Paulie.

Business headaches like you won't believe.

Business is changing, we're the younger generation.

Business was not discussed, no names were mentioned.

But 15 grand is too much!

But are there any other side effects that you know of?

But at the same time, being electrocuted turned his life around.

But for some party, I take his money to clean his toilets.

But from the 17th century, is still there a beautiful palazzo.

But he was already gone. We'd like to give it back.

But he was raving, "prime rib, hamburger," it was surreal

But he wasn't around much.

But he wasn't worried because you liked him...

But he's gonna be fine. Come on.

But he's got Massive G Productions. Shit, they make movies even!

But he's got the fly Hamptons house.

But how could this happen?

But I can make it happen, baby.

But I continue to ask the question. Why do you think you...

But I could watch them for hours. There's a kind of beauty to it.

But I don't want you going over to them.

But I feel if the therapy didn't hurt, it wouldn't be helping!

But I get to pick what you wear.

But I got a friend...

But I got an idea who was behind it, and...

But I got dragged out to the fucking Meadowlands by my neck!

But I got hungry and ate.

But I just explained my situation.

But I never really understood what he felt

But I still love him.

But I think you need to look at yourself

But I think you're fucked.

But I told you what the ground rules are:

But I will say this. My uncle adds to my general stress level.

But I'll tell you, I was proud to be Johnny Soprano's kid.

But I'm saying maybe you could wear a nice businesslike outfit.

But if anything, you know, were to come up, that's all.

But in my world, it does not go down.

But inside...

But it usually passes.

But it was the food, Mainie. Everybody raved about it.

But it would only add to the quotient of sorrow in the world to doubt him

But it'll never fucking happen.

But it's got that built right into it.

But it's obvious you don't give a shit about my situation.

But Jackie...

But Jimmy didn't mind because he got to hang out with us, the popular crew

But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end.

But more than him we want Mangano and Teresi.

But no matter what I do, I feel guilty.

But not because of you. You threatened him with castration.

But nothing ever happened. It just went away.

But now this shit.

But on this I will also not go into detail.

But Rhode Island doubled my salary!

But Richie and Vito are still the core of the band.

But she does see a shrink

But she's a real pistol, what a character!

But she's always ready to drive those friends of hers that can't drive.

But she's my mother.

But sources in the FBI say it was a gangland execution gone awry.

But talking about sex at the breakfast table is a punishable offense.

But that bar with the goombah Murano glass.

But that's crazy. That's all nonsense.

But that's the bind I'm in. I don't want him to be like me.

But that's where you're wrong.

But the average white man's no more boring...

But the Depression to her was a trip to Six Flags.

But the moolies, they got it going on. And they're on TV.

But the phone?

But the razor wire.

But the sound... Way improved.

But the thing is, and it's not just this one incident...

But the tickets were comps. Tony is a labor leader.

But then like, Mr. Scangarelo, for example

But there are a few ethical ground rules we should get out of the way.

But there he is, glasses and all

But these people are keeping these indictments very, very internal.

But this is a start. This is something.

But this is unnecessary, all right?

But this morning, I get in and it starts right up.

But this psychiatrist...

But this shit I'm telling you...

But this, this is the worst. This espresso shit.

But to be a hit with your audience...

But to have that man as a partner, trust me, that would be insane.

But wasn't it, at least in part...

But we do share some cultural ideas:

But we thought he was because he had one of these whatchamacallits:

But we want to talk to you about him and you. And him.

But what do I do?

But when I got home, my mother had a different perspective.

But who knows? What if something unforeseen should happen?

But why would Pussy run?

But with the rehearsal dinner and everything, you know...

But you also said the son was unstable.

But you can't.

But you didn't.

But you know, the heydey? You know, the Golden Age..

But you loved him, right?

But you must be strong.

But you said he might go home. They're not operating?

But you said it was like they were "lightening the workload"...

But you said that your wife saw her, that you argued about it.

But you still have your doubts?

But you were different.

But you...

But you're a man, you like to eat.

But you're only feeling this way because we've made such progress.

But you're right about the Little League, that was me and Tony!

But you've not mentioned it.

But you've noticed her. Which may have been the point.

But your dad makes it seem like this, I don't know, metaphor.

But your life is in danger, so I'm willing to put the cards on the table.

But your uncle, Madonna, does he eat alone!

But, well, there you go.

But, yes, it doesn't fix the soul.

Buy something nice

By the time I get to take the sergeant exam, the pay scale is frozen by law.

By what I did on the Triborough Towers alone, I should've been made. Boom!

Bye.

Bye.

Cajun stuffed olives?

Cakey!

Call him a patient. The man's a criminal, Jennifer.

Call him and say, "Hey, Jimmy, sing 'Mack the Knife."'

Call my wife.

Call Parcells, give this guy a tryout.

Call the shrink. Tell her the town's gonna give her a fucking bonus.

Call this an intervention.

Call up old man Coletti, tell him not to put too much makeup on my face.

Came to see me? Where?

Can anybody think of anything else to talk about?

Can he hear through that ear?

Can Hunter please sleep over?

Can I ask a question?

Can I ask you a question?

Can I have one too?

Can I help you, sir?

Can I steer?

Can I tell you something though, Ma? You need company.

Can I try and explain here?

Can we focus more on your immediate family?

Can we get some of that whiskey?

Can we go find these Spice Girls and get this over with?

Can you admit to yourself that yes, you're sad...

Can you get the guys to help you move the piano?

Can you shut the fuck up about it?

Can you take them off my hands?

Can you tell me?

Can't bring your kid to an amusement park no more?

Can't even look him in the face anymore.

Can't I be nice?

Cancer?

Capocollo? Over here!

Carm, come on! It's just therapy, that's all! We just talk!

Carm, I'm gonna quit.

Carm, look who's here! Jimmy, he's out!

Carm, what do you want me to say?

Carm, what'd I hear about Tony's mom?

Carm, you did not have to do this.

Carm, you're not just in my life...

Carm!

Carm!

Carmela

Carmela called an agency, and they sent over this Trinidadian woman.

Carmela can be pretty violent.

Carmela, ask this prick if I'm even indicted.

Carmela, come on!

Carmela, I don't want to sound like religion is a cure all...

Carmela, I never wanted to tell you this.

Carmela, I slept with him.

Carmela, I'm fine where I am.

Carmela, my mother's here.

Carmela, please.

Carmela, there's something I gotta confess.

Carmela, what I'm trying to say is, stop worrying about me.

Carmela, will you wait outside?

Carmela.

Carmela.

Carmela.

Casino we like. Sharon Stone, '70s clothes, pills.

Cemetery dogs.

Cha cha, show him the liquor license.

Change my meat to black forest.

Change through love.

Charmaine doesn't hate you.

Charmaine!