Gravity Falls - Season 1 Edit

A "wide" to the mystery shack?

A bearded witch chasing a talking pig!

A bio mechanical brain wave generator,

A dangerous game of cat and mouse.

A darkness approaches,

A day will come in the future

A fella could make.

A frog told me how to cross a street

A hairless child!

A haunted garage sale, son!

A hundred and twenty four!

A lie. My honour has been insulted

A lot of people don't know this...

A makeover?

A merman in there, if that's what you're implying.

A merman! Ha!

A merman.

A month. She'll be better in a month!

A mud puddle!

A night of enchantment awaits, my lady.

A portal out of Stan's mind!

A pterodactyl's eyes are so far apart

A real dinosaur tooth? That's awesome!

A real man shows no mercy!

A sandwich made out of rocks!

A secret ladder to the roof?

A shabby shoed reporter who was caught left handed!

A shopping date?

A stink face!

A story called...

A story I'd like to call:

A time for leisure, recreation,

A unicorn made out of corn:

A whole busload of 'em!

A winner never runs away from a fight!

A wrecked fence, dents in the pool mobile,

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaagh!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!!!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!!!

Aaaah!!!

Aaaahhhhhhh."

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! Aaah!

Aaah! Aahh!

Aaah! Duuuuuuude...

Aaah! Gimme that money, Sonny!

Aaah! I can't breathe in here! Yeah, you can!

Aaah! I was right! Oh, my God!

Aaah! I'm having a heart attack!

Aaah! Look out!

Aaah! No dice, cowboy!

Aaah! Oh, don't! It stings so bad!

Aaah! Ooh!

Aaahh! Get it off!

Aaahhh!

Aaahhhh!

Aaauuggh!

Aah, aah, aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aaah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Get off! Let go of me!

Aah! I'll be right back.

Aah! It's some sort of invisible pushing force!

Aah! Let go of me!

Aah! My eyes!

Aah! My hearing aid!

Aah! Nyi nyi nyi nyi!

Aah! Ow! My eye!

Aah! Ow! Ow! Funny bone.

Aah! Remember me!

Aah! She's attacking me with water!

Aah! Shoo! Aah! Aah! Ow, ow

Aah! That's not a normal alarm clock.

Aah! The shack is mine, stanford pines!

Aah! Turn it off!

Aah! Uhh!

Aah! What?

Aah! What's going on? What? Mabel?

Aah! Who writes sentences like that?!

Aah! Whoops!

Aah! Why are you acting so weird?

Aah.

Aauggh!

Aaughh! My hair!

About a character from his upcoming page turner

About Pacifica's great great grandfather before.

About the birds and the bees, ya know.

About the candy at the bottom of the bag

About the eighth and a half president of the United States!

Abracadabra! Final answer!

Absolutely"?

According to this,

Ach! Come on, Steve, you're a mechanic, for Pete's sake.

Ach.

Achacha cha cha

Achh! I just did something silly again!

Activate!

Actual amazing things in the forest every day.

Actually felt good that time.

Actually, it is.

Actually, it's not your turn yet

Actually, nobody knows how to pronounce it

Actually, the answer is yes.

Actually, yeah, I think I have it in my notes here.

Actually...

Adorable!!!

Adorable?

After a lot of punching,

After a second round of deliberation,

After all these years.

After plummeting into it at high speed.

After winning the 1837 election in a landslide,

After you left me at the altar? No dice!

After you.

Agree.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Agua! Yo necesito!

Ah ha ha ha!

Ah, chin up, kid, you were trying to do the right thing. Even though you destroyed a relationship and part of my car

Ah, cool, cool. Watch out!

Ah, cool, cool. Watch out!

Ah, dang it!

Ah, dang!

Ah, finally, my own room.

Ah, good times.

Ah, I don't know, Jin Dynasty?

Ah, I don't know. You wouldn't understand.

Ah, I'm starting to have second thoughts about this, Mabel.

Ah, look at this, dear.

Ah, memories.

Ah, might wanna take another look there.

Ah, Mr. Pines will figure something out. He always does!

Ah, my eye!

Ah, old fifteen poundy!

Ah, snap! Love this song!

Ah, Stan's family, we meet at last.

Ah, summer break...

Ah, Summerween!

Ah, thanks, "Little brother"

Ah, the pool.

Ah, there.

Ah, this again?

Ah, well, I can't have my favorite niece not talking to me,

Ah, yeah, sweet, sweet

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Turn if off!

Ah! Ah! Get away!

Ah! Get off!

Ah! I'm sure I've got a better voice in here somewhere.

Ah! It's everything I ever feared!

Ah! Monsieur Gideon! The feet on the table!

Ah! No, no, wait! No!

Ah! There you go!

Ah! Why am I even out here at night?

Ah.

Aha ha ha ha ha!

Aha ha ha ha!

Aha ha ha ha!

Aha ha ha ha...

Aha ha! Aha ha... ahh...

Aha!

Aha... well, time to get back to work on my death ray!

Ahahahahahhaha! Ahahahahahhaha!

Ahem. Please. Uhh! Still hurts.

Ahh, a man in his own space.

Ahh, black and white?!

Ahh, kids.

Ahh, Stan, you're a good uncle.

Ahh!

Ahh! Bird!

Ahh! Dipper? Hey, wait!

Ahh! Dude!

Ahh! I can't see anything!

Ahh! My cuteness!

Ahh! Ow. Ow. Ow. Okay.

Ahh! What's happening to me?!

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh. Man, that's refreshing.

Ahh. This line is taking forever

Ahh. You think we really even have a chance with Wendy?

Ahh... you're at that creepy age where you spy on girls, huh?

Ahhh ha ha ha!

Ahhh! Oof!

Ahhh.

Alas, 'twas not but a dream

All aboard the braid train! Braid! Braid! What?

All his arms... All his legs...

All I know, is if you shuffle your feet on this carpet,

All I'm gonna do is go back and fix my one mistake.

All I'm saying is, why tempt the fates?

All I've ever wanted is for someone to say that I was good.

All in favor of doing nothing all day, say...

All night?

All right, all right let's think this through.

All right, all right.

All right, check it out.

All right, Craz!

All right, Dipper, here's the plan.

All right, Dipper.

All right, dippers, gather round.

All right, dudes, I'm comin!

All right, guys,

All right, I walked into that one.

All right, I'm down.

All right, if we want to win this contest,

All right, it took all day, but I converted it to a record.

All right, just ease your eyeball into that freezy cone.

All right, just... just don't freak out, okay?

All right, kids, here's how it's gonna go down.

All right, let a pro on the field.

All right, let me just

All right, let's get this taken care of.

All right, let's go, Soos. Soos?

All right, let's just try to blend in, okay?

All right, let's make it eeny meeny miney... you.

All right, let's see. Where did I put that thing?

All right, look alive, people.

All right, Mabel. If we can prove that Nathaniel Northwest

All right, maybe I haven't been the best summer caretaker.

All right, off to the pool.

All right, outside. Now!

All right, party people,

All right, people, now rap with me.

All right, Robbie, I saw that weird CD. What the heck are you up to?

All right, something's definitely different here.

All right, teamwork, guys! Like we practiced.

All right, that's it!

All right, that's it. Ready, kids?

All right, the jig is up! Hand over that cooler!

All right, this is it!

All right, we still have thirteen camera...

All right, who wants to do a cannonball?

All right, you got me, kids.

All right, you've cornered me.

All right!

All right!

All right.

All right. Enough is enough.

All right. Everybody get together, say fishing.

All right. Everybody get together, say fishing. Whoa! What happened to your shirt? Long story, dude.

All right. I admit it, okay? It would be nice if she liked me.

All right. I like your moxie, kid.

All right. If you meow one more time

All right. Let's go

All right. Let's just light this sucker up and...

All right. Let's try to get that inner beauty on the outside.

All right. The bus to take us out of Gravity Falls

All signs pointed to the goat.

All summer,

All summer?

All that paradox talk kinda freaked me out.

All the good people of Gravity Falls to join me.

All the jack o' melons are out!

All the manotaurs make fun of me

All the time, every day.

All the wax guys have that.

All these chores will be worth it when I get this room.

All we gotta do to find the pig is follow this here yarn.

All we need is one more piece of candy.

All you can hit!

All you gotta do is point and shoot. Like this.

All you see are wallets with legs.

All your advice about just going for it, it's finally paying off!

Almost as if I'm unable to lie. Well, goodnight!

Almost ready to go, Mr. Pines.

Almost there!

Almost. Almost there... Good...

Almost... almost... almost...

Alpha twin! Alpha twin!

Alpha twin! Alpha twin!

Alright Waddles. It's time to begin

Alright, line up for some affectionate noogying.

Also good.

Also most of my bones.

Also, have you lost weight?

Also, here's some pie.

Also, now I'm sleep talking.

Also, we stopped for snacks on the way here.

Also, women live longer than men,

Also, you're fat.

Although some of these would make great attractions!

Always sassafrassin' customers

Am I a man? Am I a baby?

Am I cool?

Am I in my your body?

Am I in my your body?

Am I right, ladies?

Am I supposed to say, "Or else what?"

Am I! Later, dorks! Catch you on the rewind! I made that up.

Amazing, right? I work for tips.

An entire tube of toothpaste?

An excellent choice!

An invisible wizard! Really, Dipper?

And I don't know, whatever your name is.

And a missing megaphone?

And a one, and a two, and a...

And a one, and a two, and a...

And a one, and a two, and a...

And a one, and a two...

And a plate of delicious pancakes.

And a small plate of ketchup for the boy.

And all he does in return is say he wants to get rid of me.

And all the clues pointed to

And also, that tight pants are overrated.

And be ready in the morning when Gideon comes.

And becoming our gnome queen for all eternity.

And being aggro all the time,

And blew up my statue with dynamite!

And bring it to me before the last

And calculators littered through eight centuries!

And celebrate what really matters

And coated the entire chair with glue last night!

And destroyed our one and only pool skimmer!

And did you see his hair? It was like wooosh.

And Dipper,

And disrespectful short pants,

And doesn't know it's a magic flashlight

And don't stop till you've covered that sign with glitter!

And escaped to an uncharted valley

And everything will work out fine.

And flew lickety split into the abandoned mines down yonder.

And get back that head!

And get Gideon to hand over that deed.

And get this! After a certain point,

And Gideon will pay me handsomely!

And glittery stickers.

And go on a delightful vacation.

And go to the bathroom without washing my hands.

And Grampton St

And guess who had to work there.

And have the biggest stomachaches ever!

And he had to come back again and walk through the real door?

And he needs to be in the cooler because he breathes water

And he posts a really annoying amount of status updates

And he tried to destroy us?

And her skin is old lady soft.

And here I am kicking Dipper in his legs.

And here we have "rock that looks like a face" rock...

And here we have Carson, Steve,

And here, ladies and gentlemen,

And here's my whole family kickboxing!

And I actually just met this pack of wolves,

And I am very happy..."

And I constructed an 80 ton shame bot

And I don't think any time has passed.

And I intend to find it.

And I kinda flunked this manliness video game thing... Hmm...

And I know I'm going crazy When I look into your eyes Just listen to this song And you'll be hypnoti i i ised.

And I never saw that box full of magical teeth again.

And I owe it all to one person...

And I take it you're some kind

And I think there's something we should finally tell you.

And I think they're gonna, like,

And I thought your brother was weird.

And I want a pair of magic money pants!

And I was gonna burn it.

And I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go out with me?

And I will have a...

And I would have had the ice if it wasn't for...

And I'd like to cordially invite

And I'll fulfill my end of the bargain.

And I'm I'm like all elbows! Elbows and gristle!

And I'm a little worried about Soos coming along on this one.

And I'm Chutzpaur.

And I'm gonna be adorable, and he's gonna be dreamy.

And I'm gonna make sure you never lie to me again, friend.

And I'm... like, just left behind.

And I've been wondering if, uh, you wanted to go out with me?

And if any of you step out of line... Smash!

And if anyone wants to leave,

And if I gotta leap onto a pterodactyl and punch him in the face,

And if I try to say anything about it to any of these guys,

And if I was you, which I am...

And if you like fixing stuff,

And if you look to your left, you'll see miserable Mabel

And is everybody in costume?

And is everyone in costume?

And issued the de pants ipation proclamation.

And it was even worse than the schoolyard!

And it's gonna be off the chain!

And it's like, "what?!"

And it's not always as loveable as I think.

And it's only 8:30. Perfect timing!

And it's up to us to find it.

And just think of the prank calls.

And leave your pants at home

And let the marriage ceremony begin!

And let's not forget last Tuesday's... Incident.

And local nobody as founder of Gravity Falls.

And make him do...

And making annoying noises?

And me!

And my hearing aid was picking up the feedback!

And my... face!?

And never!

And no one needs to know I was trick or treating.

And nothing can go wrong

And nothing short of a miracle could ever change our

And now a word from our own Mabelangelo.

And now back to the fear guy from terror town street!

And now for my personal favorite...

And now I have to save him from some crazy brain demon?

And now to finish you off, for once and for all!

And now to imagine your worst nightmare!

And now to input the code.

And now to sit on it, thereby claiming it as my own.

And now we can slow it down to see if the mind control message theory is correct! Prepare to have your mind blown.

And now we're going to bury you.

And now you can go home a thousandaire...

And now you know where babies come from.

And now you've got us hopelessly lost!

And now, thanks to you, it's complete.

And now, thanks to you, my pig could be dead!

And of course Poo.

And officially replaced by William Henry Harrison as president

And on Great Uncle's Day no less!

And once I steal that deed

And one under my hat.

And other fluids.

And part horse fairy princess.

And pointed away from where old man Mcgucket lotions himself.

And pull our collective profit, you see.

And ran away like a couple of little girls.

And remember to be on alert for random wildfires.

And remember, folks,

And Robbie. You can probably figure him out.

And roderick... Uh, actually...

And seriously, ew!

And set off cameras a, b, and c.

And she looks weird up close.

And she only needed ice because of the baseball,

And sleep over here with you!

And smuggling endangered animals across multiple state lines.

And so are you, dear girl,

And so the mystery shack wax collection was born.

And solving a mystery will prove that I'm not silly,

And Soos, Wendy...

And Soos,I believe this is yours.

And started beating ghosts down, left and right.

And steal the code to his safe!

And steal the combination to his safe!

And stop stealing the tiny horses.

And stop Wendy and Robbie from going out!

And supplies to fix the shack, that leaves us..

And sure, when a girly pop song comes on the radio,

And take that!

And take the prize when he's unconscious.

And takin' 'er easy...

And tell weird personal stories?

And that is why I think I'd make a good lifeguard assistant.

And that's where you come in, number three.

And that's why I've got to let you go.

And the doctor's assigned me a seeing eye bear

And the mountain cries

And the only cure is to be a contestant on

And the room would go to Dipper!

And the yellow light means speed up.

And their leader, Waddles!

And then before I knew what was happening, he pulled me into romance zone!

And then he chased me around and spanked me with a paddle for, like, three hours.

And then he killed your father!

And then I learned to operate a stick shift with my beard.

And then Soos came by and talked to me for like an hour.

And then the ghosts got all scared

And then the wolves came.

And then was our great uncle Stan...

And then...

And there's a goat on my bed.

And these rays indicate friendship.

And these shirts are useless! They're gigantic!

And they won't start going out.

And they'll devour the shack with you inside.

And they're leading to...

And they're total jerks!

And things are actually going great!

And this costume is more, uh, revealing than I expected.

And this is for messing with my brother!

And this is how you repay me?!

And this is in case you see a piñata.

And this is obviously an accident.

And this thing taught me how to dance

And those are your free pioneer day passes

And those boys will fall in love with us!

And to think I actually considered you a threat!

And tomorrow date promisses to top this one in every way!

And trying to hurry us.

And turn this into some sort of theme park.

And up ahead if you look really closely

And water with bubbles in it? Oh, ulala, weewee.

And we all had to move in with Soos's grandma.

And we are gonna find that gobblewonker.

And we combed each others' hair.

And we didn't even get to eat any candy!

And we use soos as a human sacrifice!

And we'll never have to share anything ever again!

And we're the lesser for it!

And what are these things?

And what you need is the huggy wuvvy tummy bundle!

And what's Stan gonna tell mom and dad?

And when I come back, blammo! He's headless!

And when I do...

And when they do, you should forgive them.

And when we reach the end

And where's all the candy?

And who is Quentin Trembley, anyway?

And why are you bald? What's all that about?

And why are your faces all jacked up?

And why is it all...

And why was I dreaming of

And wouldn't you know it? It's today!

And wrinkly skin like... like this gentleman right here. Huh?

And yes, I am a witch.

And yet, our mutual hatred for him bonds us together.

And you always rub it in my face.

And you are our big winner!

And you are our big winner!

And you are our big winner!

And you are... My name's Dipper.

And you can play at least one chord on the guitar.

And you got yourself a deal.

And you keep screwing everything up!

And you look and act ridiculous.

And you should be nicer to your employees, too.

And you'll be needin' these.

And you're a bunch of jerks if you want me to cut off his head!

And you're paying for all of 'em!

And your balloons, blue and pink.

And your bold lack of water wings.

And your hair is beautiful.

And your next contestant, pacifica!

And your sister seems to be going nuts for that smile dip.

And your whole family is a sham.

And, introducing our new mascot,

And, uh, out the door.

And, um, dipper just grabbed a bat

And.. there.

And... Checkmate!

And... oh no!

Another hydrant destroyed.

Any last words?

Any of us have ever been.

Any of you kids seen my girdle?

Any you kids got a screwdriver?

Anyone else wants some?

Anyone move, and we'll melt you into candles!

Anyone there?! Help!

Anything for my fishin' buddies! Ho ho ho ho!

Anything is possible when you..

Anything to say to your fans out there?

Anything we want.

Anything you have to say to the town, Stanford?

Anything, huh?

Anytime, broseph.

Anyway, I was hoping you could scare him off for me,

Anyways, long story short,

Apologizing song with lyrics by me, Mabel.

Apparently that word can make you money.

Applaud sarcastically!

Applaud to vote for Mabel!

Applaud, everyone!

Applefritter!

Are either of you good at jumping up and down

Are the wax figures alive?

Are the wax figures alive? And, follow up question,

Are there any "S's"?

Are those shoulder pads?

Are waiting to be unlocked?

Are we cool?

Are we gonna have to intervene here?

Are we magic? She wants to know if we're magic!

Are you always this silly?

Are you bleeding, Norman?

Are you coming to the party?

Are you completely miserable?

Are you crying?

Are you gonna dock Mabel points?

Are you hungry?

Are you kidding me? First you stand me up last night, and instead of apologizing you want me to go to Lookout Point?

Are you nuts?!

Are you okay man?

Are you okay? Can I get you anything?

Are you ready for the ultimate challenge?

Are you ready to see your family?

Are you ready? Whoo!

Are you saying my voice cracks?

Are you saying these heels are too high?

Are you saying you could outwit duck tective?

Are you scared?

Are you serious? Right now? What is wrong with guys? You only think about yourselves! All of you should just leave me alone.

Are you sick of piles of owls

Are you sniffing my hair?

Are you some kind of minotaur?

Are you some kind of witch?

Are you sure this is really necessary?

Are you sure?

Are you wearing mascara?

Are you? Overcomplicated?

Are you... Magic?

Are your arms jealous of your legs?

Aren't going to read themselves!

Aren't you gonna get in on this?

Aren't you gonna tell her about her ate gray ampa gray?

Aren't you supposed to be doing lookout?

Aren't you, Waddles?

Argh! How did this happen?

Argh. If only I could be two places at once.

Arghh!

Arghh!!

Arrest 'em!

As a merman I have, like, 17 hearts.

As always, Soos, you're right.

As America's silliest president.

As co captain, I authorize that request.

As for the rest of you, remember, you can always be replaced by your 'brothers!' Dance for me, child! Dance!

As for you, boy...

As for you, Dipper...

As long as you don't wind up in solitary.

As president of these several United States,

As thanks, I'd like to make you an official U.S. congressman.

As water will make him much, much scarier."

As well as a waste shoveling village idiot."

As you know, I always bring the people of this fair town

Ask him out on a date!

Assistant lifeguard!

Assuming stealth mode! Color match!

At baby fight headquartes.

At each others throats for far too long, yes we have.

At Gideon's tent of telepathy!

At last, I have journal number...

At least give me a chance. Mabel, will you do me the honour

At least I think I did.

At least I wash my clothes once in a while!

At least pace yourself

At the end of the day, Summerween isn't about candy,

Atoms can swap electrons.

Attention, all units.

Attention, all units.

Au contraire,

Audience participation!

Autograph your own head, shot lady!

Auugh!

Avenge me!!!

Aw, again? You can't leave mid game!

Aw, banjo Polish!

Aw, come on,

Aw, come on, don't give me that look.

Aw, come on, kid, try me.

Aw, come on!

Aw, come on!

Aw, come on! Boo! Boo!

Aw, come on. What's with all this traffic?

Aw, Dipper.

Aw, donkey spittle!

Aw, donkey spittle! Banjo Polish...

Aw, dude, you missed.

Aw, dude. Did he really just

Aw, heck! Pat!

Aw, I don't mind none!

Aw, jeez, I gotta deal with this all summer?

Aw, leave him alone. You never wanna do girly stuff with me.

Aw, man, now I feel like a big jerk.

Aw, man.

Aw, no film!

Aw, what a delight. And when I saw you in the audience, I said to myself

Aw! They're hugging!

Aw. He's doing a happy jig.

Aw. You sneeze like a kitten.

Away from here and chat a bit more. Perhaps in my dressing room?

Awesome comeback, Mabel!

Awesome!

Awesome!

Awesome! I'm gonna go win my pig again!

Awkward sibling hug?

Awkward sibling hug.

Aww, this is like a bizzaro version of a Mystery shack.

Aww. It thinks it's gonna win.

Awww!

B but but but sunshine, what about our arrangement with Mable and..

B but I don't see any anomalies!

Ba ba ba...

Ba baby cow

Baaa!

Baaa!

Baaaa!

Baby, I promise, I don't know anything about those messages. In fact, I didn't even write that song. I ripped it off some other band. So we're all good, right?

Back in the ocean.

Back to your corner!

Back, back, hold, forward, back, forward, down, hold, quarter, circle forward, triple punch!

Bad guy!

Bada Bing, bada bam!

Banter is like talking, but smarter.

Bap!

Barely getting by it's all taking and no giving

Barfy! Guys, stop!

Basically... I have to cut your pay.

Be amazed at the only known photo

Be astounded by the horrible pre teen wolf boy!

Be cuter, Mabel! Your summer depends on it!

Be on the look out for mountain lions, travelers!

Bear heads silence!

Beasts! I have brought you...

Beautiful!

Beautiful! Beautiful!

Because at 110 degrees

Because he "Couldn't handle it"?

Because he had a very big bill!

Because he knew that if the journals were ever brought together,

Because he needs to go home and he's really nice.

Because he's a merman!

Because I can't hear anything!

Because I know all the words to the song Disco Girl.

Because I regularly commit massive tax fraud.

Because I've been around for the least.

Because it holds a secret you couldn't possibly imagine.

Because no one was alive back in dinosaur days,

Because nothing is stronger than the power of...

Because the real NO.1 is you

Before bill can find it.

Before I forgot all about it.

Before I started hiding it all the time.

Before my voice changed.

Behind one of them is a memory of him inputting the code.