Joy (2015) Soundboard Edit

A grandmother. That's me.

A man named Barry Diller called me from Los Angeles.

About my business again

All right, if you come back next time..

And Clarinda doesn't even know about it.

And he has all this... This is his house?

And I'm helping.

And it will come out clean as new.

And maybe they'll put it on my shelf.

And now it's all been taken away.

And now it's all been taken away.

And that becomes them.

And that's not even counting what my sister paid you...

And the old mop just wasn't very absorbent

And then she moved to Switzerland.

And to my great granddaughter.

And we can start manufacturing here.

And we knew you'd be trouble. The cops are on their way

And you're gonna build wonderful things that you do in your room.

Andre, this is my childhood friend, Joy.

Are you happy with your necklace?

Are you prepared...

Are you ready?

Aunt Peggy tells me a lot of things.

Baby food, a very big spill... at my house.

Baby food. A very big spill at my house.

Be careful. Come on, stop it.

Because it's so light in my hands, it's like nothing.

Because that's a true friendship indeed.

Because we have the most exciting new home product in years

But I quickly learned that Mister Christopher

But I quickly learned that Mr. Christopher has no idea...

But the same guy also owns a manufacturing plant...

But when your sister Peggy paid the unjustified bills...

But why doesn't he just send the invoice? Send the invoice, I'll pay him.

But with all due respect, that actually wasn't my fault

But wouldn't Morris say, What a grand adventure?

But you know, Tony's living in the basement

By fighting for the deed to the land, Clarinda.

Bye, Susan.

Can you make 50 thousand of these mops by next week?

Chain called Kmart.

Come and try the brand new mop!

Come on in

Come on! You can't have the same dream twice. It never happens

Come on. Try it. It's the mop of the future.

Cristy, honey, it's okay. Your mommy's okay.

Danica can direct her power anywhere Danica chooses.

Danica thinks it's unladylike to toss things in the toilet.

Do what you want to do

Do you ever cut your hands when you're wringing?

Do you know this song?

Do you mind?

Do you need some help?

Don't bother your sister, Peggy.

Even a house with love in it.

Five minutes.

For $39.99, you might as well get several.

Get in your car right now and go get your job!

Go home. Please, take care of your family

Go off! Thank you!

Go.

Good

Good

Good night.

He came back as a ghost with even greater powers.

He can't do that. We're gonna lose money

He doesn't send an invoice and he hasn't even sent the metal.

He's buying HSN.

He's finished now.

Her mother was happy.

I can see why she still loves him!

I can't believe it!

I can't do that, we're gonna lose money.

I can't see you today.

I cannot tell you how much this mop has changed my life

I do. Hello.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do

I don't know.

I don't think we should let her sleep on the stairs.

I don't understand how something like this happened.

I don't understand what we're doing in Amish country, they don't

I don't wanna end up like my family

I don't want to go to sleep. I don't want to have that horrible dream.

I don't want you listening to Aunt Peggy too much.

I feel like I'm in a prison.

I have another big job I have to go to.

I have the first assembled mop.

I have to fall in love or I'm not interested. You know me.

I hope he gets another girlfriend, and'll move out of the basement.

I know

I know I stand in line Until you think you have the time

I know that has to be welded, and this part is supposed to twist.

I know that it has to be welded. This part is supposed to twist.

I let you live here whenever you want...

I made my first invention myself, too.

I mean, it's worth a try.

I mean, who thinks of things like that?

I never said skinny pants. I said, stovepipe. Classic look.

I paid for them, please!

I paid those royalties...

I predicted tragedy, Joy.

I really like it. Can we buy it?

I think so. Yes.

I want Nana.

I was wondering what that odor was.

I will KILL myself! I don't like any of this! I don't like this!

I'll see you around, pal.

I'm a little proud of you. I gotta admit it

I'm divorced, I can do whatever I want, Rudy.

I'm so sorry

In 3... 2...

Is the best comparison to life in the world of commerce

It has nothing to do with Amish people.

It was your mistake. I'm not paying it.

It'll take some time to prepare them for ya.

It's a beautiful wine

It's a round stage that has four or five different sets that rotate...

It's gonna be perfect.

It's open.

It's their property. The police leave them alone.

Joy, water!

Just say something! Talk about the mop!

Look at it against the peach. Okay?

Look at your contract

Look, you were broke and bored. You had an idea

Mademoiselle?

Make sure your product factory is in line

Mama told me not to come

Mama told me not to come

Married Jennifer Jones from Oklahoma, America's sweetheart.

Marv Brickman, does he know who you are if I call his office?

Matriarch...

Maybe your dreams are on hold right now.

Mean that I will lose so much money..

Mimi's gonna take you to the birthday party, okay?

Mimi's gonna take you to the birthday party, okay?

Mommy, why isn't the phone working?

My family's been going to you my whole life.

My father works hard, he's had some bad breaks.

My great grandmother had things like this, I am so excited to have these here.

Nice work, Tom Jones

No one knows I'm here.

No, but I...

No, no, no, I'm sorry, you can't have red wine on the boat

No... No

Not yet.

Now I finally have jobs for them.

Oh, for Heaven's sake

Oh, God, if this problem gets any worse, we're gonna have to move you into a different room.

Oh, we found your luggage but it's in Cleveland.

Okay, go

Okay, go.

Okay, surprise me

Okay?

Okay. There.

Or...

Paesano? Don't encourage him, please

Please give me a chance.

Please stop using the word we.

Please try not to kill each other while I'm gone.

Plus interest.

Plus interest.

Plus the interest.

Remember Mitzi choked a couple of times

Representative? We don't have a representative

Right.

Salud.

See those numbers?

Seventeen years ago.

She said, That ain't the way to have fun, son

She'd put up with just about anything...

She's from out of state, John! You've known me 15 years!

She's never had a professional attitude. Clearly, she's jealous.

Show her legs

Smart. Are they gonna be able to stay on schedule?

So now we just need to get it back to New York City

So Trudy just wanted to be careful...

So, the mop doesn't hang loose, like hair? Like a string?

So, will you help me figure this out?

Stars always make the mistake.

Take her inside the office.

Television will even be by and about actual regular people

Thank you

Thank you, Neil.

Thank you.

Thank you. I'm excited.

Thanks

Thanks.

That it's taking you four times to get right.

That just goes to show you that in America...

That she'd go on to make another 100 record setting patents.

That we become adversaries in commerce, that we remain friends

That you simply don't have.

That's her, that's how she is

That's it?

That's my shoe...

That's the music teacher's son.

That's what my father taught me

The successful matriarch that you were born to be.

There's gonna... A man in my room?

There's not another mop on the market...

They have a much better time with me anyway, with Aunt Peggy.

They hold things they care about.

Think about it

This is a special power.

This is gonna be the greatest mop to have around Christmas time..

This is it! Oh, my gosh.

This is Joy. She has a very exciting new mop that we're gonna introduce next week.

This song is going to be in the town musical

This stupid thing. This place is falling apart!

This woman's gonna be a whole new business.

Those are ours!

Time moves forward

To be honest, that's even gonna be hard to get

To be safe from any claims.

Tony, you need to move out of the basement.

Tony!

Tony.

Touissant? Who's this guy?

Was to discuss the differences in the designs of our products.

Watch the calls, look at this.

We don't have regular people

We have to do something

We should sing it together

We'll work on the idea, see if we can do something.

We're here to see Marv Brickman.

Wear and tear on the molds, we have to re make them every other week.

Well, if you want to help, why don't you come here and manage this place?

Well, it's your business, your debt

Well, we found your luggage, but it's in Cleveland,

What about Trudy's money, Joy? You have to pay back Trudy's money.

What am I doing?

What do you think you're gonna wear?

What's Tom Jones doing here anyway? Who invited him?

What's your name? Joy?

Whatever you need to make you comfortable. You're who we care about.

Where are you from, paesano?

Who is Joan?

Why? You think it's costing us business?

Wow

Ya tell somebody 4 times, they don't listen,

Yeah

Yeah, yeah, it's beautiful, very girl, very classic

Yeah, you're right. No big deal. He's probably laughing up in heaven.

Yeah. I'm gonna be the next Tom Jones

Yeah. Might make you feel better

Yes

Yes we are, Cristy.

Yes, that's right. Keep it going

Yes, you're Captain Jack, the flying jackass.

Yet, you have protected your business and Maurice's money.

You are in a room and there is a gun on the table,

You can get across the whole kitchen with one wring. Just imagine that.

You can mop your entire kitchen with one wring.

You can pay more.

You don't seem joyous to me today.

You gonna come bring the books by the garage later?

You gotta keep going... do what you love.

You had a panini in a coffin, Rudy.

You have to file, too..

You have to pay back Trudy's money.

You heard the night before

You know how much I love the stovepipe.

You know how this goes.

You know what would make this perfect...

You look great. Good luck today

You need a handsome prince. That's what you need. A prince.

You smell like my grandmother. He smells like my grandmother.

You suck!

You tell somebody four times, they don't listen

You will never get the deed to the land again.

You're dancing... here we go.

You're in for a long court process that will stall your product.

You're not gonna believe this.

You're not making any money singing!

You're trying to turn me into someone I'm not!

Your sister paid the increase that you refused to pay.

50...

300 feet of continuous cotton loops.

...but you're killing us all silently. You take that back...

All right. Come on.

Amish. Amish.

Are you kidding me? No.

By the way, stock's going through the roof. What...?

Don't.! Clarinda.

Everything. Everything

Hey, listen

Hey, Tino. Hey, Joy.

How about now? No.

I'll see you later, Bud. Yeah.

I'm being told we have limited quantity left. Watch the calls come in.

Let me show you my father's house

Let's go. Tony, let's go.

Mommy, the policeman. Ma'am?

Night hours? Tom, I can't work night hours. And we're having cutbacks.

No? Look at that

Now, I'm gonna let you off with a warning. We were just leaving.

Okay, surprise me. Small thing

Okay? Okay.

Okay. Hold my bag. Neil, are you sure?

Really get it clean. That'd be great.

Right there, that's good, get the hands. If there was, I woulda bought it

Thank you. You have an accent.

Thanks, Mimi. Sure.

That's what does it. Is that safe?

They're telling major story..

This is my boyfriend, Andre. Hello, Andre.

This is stealing! Hey, hey, stop it. Come on.

Wanna try this mop, Lady? What's this?

What? No

What? Yeah. Come on.

Who is that guy? Yeah.

Who's the bald guy? That's our music teacher

Yeah, this is his house. Wow.

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

You're not gonna get away with this, you're a thief! Be careful what you're saying.

You're not gonna get away with this! Be careful what you're saying.

You're welcome

...now!

♫ Don't turn on the lights, 'cause I don't wanna see. ♫